₦airaland Forum

Here are 3 reason why i think my jamb exam is not mark
1. Too fast: the result came out 3 working days after the exam, so it means 1.5 million candidate result were marked within this period, although it is being marked by a computer, but it will require human for it to be control, and for the answer slip to be sort out.
2. Score for subject ; as we all know that english is 100 question, and the other 3 subjects are 50 questions. So 100 marks for each subject to make a total of 400marks, i.e the other 3 subject apart from english will be mutiply by 2 to get the 100 marks allocated for each subject. How come some of this subject(apart from English) scores are odd numbers.
3,Jamb wants to make money: I heard that Federal Government, are going to scrap Jamb and Neco this comin year, so jamb decided to fail student so that many student will have no other option than to purchase change of course form for 2500 naira, and this is an avenue for making money for jamb
And when Dibu says that this year Jamb will be different, I never thought this is what he mean, that he will make jambites sad

Wo, make then do sumtin to it quick b4 i commit sucide oh, lol

2pac and Dagrin,

I got 178 is there hope for me in ABU any course am a science student

dis can,t be tru, b'cos if it is, i would have leak b4 d exam was conduct, and what is d source for this news gan, abi u just think that wat will happen, i pray it not tru, or else atleast 1million of the candidate will fall a victim

Hmmm, u are at it again, but this tym around it will not be easy as u think it will be, when u increase d price i pray boko-haram come in, i mean fight in our place

Everybody does what he/she thought was right, so if anyone changes his/her religion it is b'cos he/she thought it is the right thing

this post make sense oh, for d dumbheaded ones he is just trying to tell u things that you should avoid to move upward in live. And for the wiseones, digests this post

Prophet Mohammad (SAW)
Abraham Lincoln
My Father

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
Ans : So that sperms can at least enjoy the sceneeven if their entry is Restricted!
Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?
Ans : Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
Ans : Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you’ll have to do it again
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
Ans : Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% girls have left boob bigger than right?
Ans : Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between a PANTY& a STAGE CURTAIN?
Ans : When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY.. it is SHOWTIME!
Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute’s house say Ans : Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy
don't u think that little johnny is apkors junior broda

i want to be merlin in real life thats all i need

The candidaye of the nov/dec GCE, are all looking out to see d result pasted, but few days ago it was said to have been pasted but it was not, if u notice when u visited there site then, a notice was made which says ''may/june result is out, but it was nt nov/dec. But now it is really out, go and check ur result at www.weacdirect.org And let know ur grades

King solomon

best naija rapper, born in d ghetto, omo naija, barack o'grin, lyric were, is ur boy dagrin

We are muslim, we care about our brothers more that ourself, xtain pastor buys private jet while d followers treck to church, they use ur so called offering for there own personal use, common wise up, am very PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM, IF U ARE TOO, COMMENT AND SHOW DIS , LOST PEOPLE THAT WE ARE D OWNER OF THE RELIGION OF TRUTH

Mother fucker, bastard, he lack a atom of sense in him, d other day he fought with a police man, trully money and fame intoxicate, but it suppose to have a limit imaging him being prould of him self and boosting here and there, i hate him for many reasons

¤why would an sane artiste worth the performance fees mount the stage and start miming on their own songs in a live performance?
¤ why are 90.9% of our new generation singers and rappers dependent on their soundtrack like sucking babies to feeding bottles?
¤at best, don't you think that our celebrated newwave singers are in the same mimers club as minni vanilli the internationally disgraced lip syncher?
¤if we cannot refer to these ''performing'' artistes as noisemaking fashion models, what better adjective can best describe their miming skills?
¤why are we having so many hit songs on the radio, but a handfull of professional live performance?
¤ for the umpteenth time, why are they so attached to the DJ's wheels od steel as if the manufacturers meant the music machine to serve as life support machines for the performing mimers, sorry, artisite in Nigeria?
¤is it the police, PMAN or the national assembly that should put an end to this odious habit ? [color=#000099][/color]