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nero2face:
Naija nko... Don't we have beautiful places here too... Eg oshodi... Lol

Erin water falls is in Pakistan abi

Explorers:
Their mother, who is a retired dancer, could easily be mistaken as their sister, but turns out she’s 63. All these four women look so young, they’re being called ‘the family of frozen ages’ by Taiwanese media.Their secret? In an interview with Taiwan’s Friday magazine, Lure revealed that the key to youthful looks is to drink water and eat vegetables.

Fukk that sh!t ,,
Water and vegetables my foot!!!
I know a lot of pple that eat vegetables like goats feeding on leaves,, and they Infact look older than their age.

I don't believe this water and vegetable nonsense being the secret to their youthful look.
There's more to it.

What about their father, he doesn't eat vegetable or what?

Not having any Igbo among the 15 new managers appointed by NNPC is grouse. Shocking!

Having only 2 Niger Deltans is bullshit. The region housing the resources!! Awaaaaa.

Yorubas are factually the best Managers in the country. They have just 3?

Having a whopping 10 Northerners is mind blowing.

What are the prerequisites for these appointments? Quota System?

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FULL NAMES OF NNPC NEW MANAGERS APPOINTED YESTERDAY

NORTH
1. Malami Shehu, - MD Port Harcourt Refining Company.
2. Muhammed Abah, - MD Warri Refinery.
3. Umar Ajiya, - MD of NPMC.
4. Bala Wunti, - GGM CP&S.
5. Usman Yusuf, - GMD STA. (Tech).
6. Ahmadu-Katagum - GGM Shipping (Downstream).
7. Kallamu Abdullahi - GGM Renewable Energy Division.
8. Shaibu Musa - MD NNPC Medical Services Limited.
9. Ibrahim Birma - GGM Governance, Risk & Compliance Division.
10. Farouk Ahmed - MD Product Mkg - Retiring.

SOUTH WEST
1. Adewale Ladenegan, - MD Kaduna Refinery
2. Adeyemi Adetunji, - MD NNPC Retail.
3. Bola Afolabi, - GGM Research & Development.

SOUTH SOUTH
1. Roland Ewubare - Group General Manager
2. Diepriye Tariah - MD of IDSL.

SOUTH EAST
0.

I don't blame them when the north claims everything,, let everyone go. Enough of this born to rule.

Not having any Igbo among the 15 new managers appointed by NNPC is grouse. Shocking!

Having only 2 Niger Deltans is bullshit. The region housing the resources!! Awaaaaa.

Yorubas are factually the best Managers in the country. They have just 3?

Having a whopping 10 Northerners is mind blowing.

What are the prerequisites for these appointments? Quota System?

******************************
FULL NAMES OF NNPC NEW MANAGERS APPOINTED YESTERDAY

NORTH
1. Malami Shehu, - MD Port Harcourt Refining Company.
2. Muhammed Abah, - MD Warri Refinery.
3. Umar Ajiya, - MD of NPMC.
4. Bala Wunti, - GGM CP&S.
5. Usman Yusuf, - GMD STA. (Tech).
6. Ahmadu-Katagum - GGM Shipping (Downstream).
7. Kallamu Abdullahi - GGM Renewable Energy Division.
8. Shaibu Musa - MD NNPC Medical Services Limited.
9. Ibrahim Birma - GGM Governance, Risk & Compliance Division.
10. Farouk Ahmed - MD Product Mkg - Retiring.

SOUTH WEST
1. Adewale Ladenegan, - MD Kaduna Refinery
2. Adeyemi Adetunji, - MD NNPC Retail.
3. Bola Afolabi, - GGM Research & Development.

SOUTH SOUTH
1. Roland Ewubare - Group General Manager
2. Diepriye Tariah - MD of IDSL.

SOUTH EAST
0.

deturla:
Tagged her already, sharply....No time.... You can spread the 'good' news too, Femi Otedola's lost son!..hehehe.

Afi Femi Otedola's lost son na,, you wan dey deny ur papa now abi, sharp bad OGSA boy.

Jamaticulus:
Kaaai...Baba u strong gaan ooh! I sure say no b dose shuttle wey dey crawl lyk snail u go board!

I wan craze that day, e just be like say make the driver carry only me dey run go obakekere at 120mph, all those bumps wey dey road no help matter too, as I enter d exam hall, naso my classmates begin mutter Eeyha,,aww,eeyah, lols

The only 'F' I had in my undergraduate days was in MTS 101 (FUTA), had 28 in my test, then saw 28f again when the result was pasted, did my investigation, found out my exam wasn't recorded, complained to my HOD, we went to MTS dept to complain, but nothing came out of it.

HOD started consoling me, had to do it again in 200lev. Ironically I had F again. Eventually passed it in 300lev (56c). The funny thing was, the mts exam clashed with my 300lev exam, same time (8am) but different venues, mts 101 at obanla and d 300lev exam in obakekere, I was destabilized but I managed to compose myself, rushed to obanla for mts, spent abt 40mins, submitted and rushed back to obakekere for my main exam, (had A in this particular course).

My first result as an undergraduate was poor(by my standard) started with 3.08, did 11 courses in 100lev, had 6 As. The courses I passed, I passed them well, (had As) and the ones I failed, I failed them well (had Ds, Es and a F) no Bs and Cs, what a terrible result!!! Well thank God I eventually graduated with a 2:1.

kilokeys:
Great futarians

In thermodynamics.. First and only F.

Had 30/40 in my CA... Then 6/60 in my main exams.

Went to the lecturer.. Asked for my script.. The mumu no see am.. Basterd Akinola. Went to my course adviser.. And the ediot told me to "take heart, such is life".

As someone keen on the arts.. Engineering wasn't so much fun anyway.. I ended up with the strongest 2 2 of the century. 3.48.

In all i give God thanks.. Lesson learned, experiences gathered.

Life will always wanna fvk u bad. Resist and get ur arse ripped.. Best is use enough lubes and move on as soon as it's done.

Akinola is now a king. Somewhere in Ekiti.

wilson007: wilson00704@yahoo.co.uk thanks boss

Hello mr Wilson, sorry my request is coming late, pls send to odefilaa@gmail.com,,,,, hardbody doesnt have it in his achive again. Thanks.

hardbody: I have tons of these brain wrackers in a compendium of Logic texts, although it is in soft copy. Any interested NLander can send an email and I will send a copy to them. Although I must confess I never read beyond the first few pages. Fortunately I am gainfully employed and so would not b needing those question and answer sessions. Before I forget, Accenture embarrassed me with one of those questions way back in time, I felt very stupid when I got home and realized I goofed.

I'm sorry my request is coming late, just came across this thread now, pls send to odefilaa@gmail.com,,,,,,,,thanks.

psalmmark: peeps from ondo anything pertaining 2 invitation 4 d test? Please, can some1 help

As far as i know, nothing yet from Ondo division.

[quote author=Ademolu2002][/quote]pls help me check ssc/2014/8096
ondo state........... Thanks.