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Anyways, sha, ermm, who are you?

Hot angel

Until I shoot you with my gun before you know who I am abi

bolex: What church do you attend and who's your Pastor?

I dey go Redeem branch for London

Leyton

hot-angel:
U welcome to sweetie.

Ohh bolex, i didn't see your message. Well duhh, nice seeing u here. Whish day u join, wey u don get over 100 posts, even me wey don dey here all this years nefa get your as much posts as u. *coughs*,

Anyways, kasali, i don't know u, but your ass is damn too funny. MIMO!!!

Ti m ba gba e mu

You are denying me

Peter denied Christ 3ce

& You deny me 1ce

haha

hey for those of you who are nairaland addicts

how many pages of nairaland do you open ,

I open about 3 different pages

Like , P-Square

waoooowwww

I have known them since 2004 , and people just started knowing them in 2005/2006

Are you guyz blind or what

lol , Those guyz , I have always wished and prayed people noticed them and now my prayers are over-answered

am a naija music fan and those guyz definitely have it on thier way to AMERICA music

If only Nigerians can pleeeasseeee try to win a GRAMMY


1 GRAMMY is enough

I want people like P² to win it because they look AMERICAN standard

I hope they speak good english o ,

Cos na there me and them go fight

But , trust , They not tryna be like Usher or whetever

They are P-square

Da real bomb

God help them o ,

& why aint thier website updated since ,

Hey

Guys and gals

ladies and bobos





The F*** word has become a common slang now

Any1 uses it

But the question is , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

How often a day do you use it

I use it like ,,,,,,, 3ce a day if need be

oh , sorry

please give me the link to the topic

& permission granted for my topic to be removed

Sites I will thank includes :

Onlinenigeria

Face of Festac

Nairaland


The best 3 naija sites

Every other sites including yahoo, hi5 , msn , hotmail and google , haha

I might forget those 1s jare , lol

But without thier existence

Communication might not flow

lol

why

ma wife gotta work if she wants

What if , God forbids

I loose ma job

If you are from Maryland , USA and you got accomodation for home boi

Holla ma ass

I am going to be there for summer 2006

June 1st until September

3 Months

Yer, I know

I am going to be working ,  lol

Let me assure you on this, you can never regret knowing me

You always want me to come back

1

I ain;t shy to post this page because I know for shizzle

Ma naija people would want to help me

I lie , 

Thanx for reading ,

Thanx for your contribution as well

If you have any naija songs

Please donate it to me

send it to

bolex_1stclass@yahoo.co.uk

I have a webspace because I am also a webmaster

I can put it on for you guys and then you can use it for background music on hi5 & the rest of them lots

omogenaija:
GOD
MY FAMILY
MY SUPPORTERS
MY HATERS
and myself

Your haters

How come

By best food is any food made by Mummy

aka

Any Naija food

Yoruba food to be specific

lol



amala , I hail you oo

hot-angel:
I will thank in order.

God
My aunty, who is basically my mom, Gosh, i'll prolly call her name 15 times.
My dad.
My cousins (some of em)
My friends (those bitches r good friends)
My aunty again,
And My aunty again
Then My dad
Then God
Then my aunty
Then My mom for bringing me to the world.

That's if im to give a speech now tho. I'm sure the order will change after my dad, someone will come in between my dad and cousins, i would put him there now, but nahhh, it's not yet worth it.

haha

Your aunty

How many times

shuuuu

Imagine you become someone and you are allowed to say your vote of thanks

Who would come to your mind , To appreciate

For example , an award or anything

Hey guys and gals , yer yer

like duh , I will first like to thank the Almighty God for giving me the privelege ,,,,,,,

Yes , who else

For , I will to thank my mother next , Words cannot express what she means to me

Love you mummmy

eveseh:
that style was in the 90's
that's not in style now

we are living in another world now

Please tell me,

what is the latest style

Pics please

When I was a young guy

My aunty told me

If you eat meat first while eating

You are a THIEF

lol, that does not stop ma ass from eating meat 1st ,

But am I a thief ??

I keep thinking I am when I am about to do this ,




It's been haunting me for years ,

lol

hot-angel:
if kissing is a sin, i love being a sinner.

Do not use your mouth to commit sin to God

It aint a sin

So ,

Easter Sunday

I raised this question in church to our Pastor

Every1 was like

awwwwwwwwwwwww

cute guy , brave guy

lol

Ma head swell no be small

,

Pastor was like

Who here thinks kissing a sin , No hands raised

Who thinks kissing is not a sin

All hands raised

I guess that answers our question

like , lol

The main reason you should not kiss is so you do not get tempted

I know where I draw my own line o ,

I can kiss whoever I love for 100 hours and not even make any further move

That is me for you

This is what I mean

lol

funketobi:
I met Bobby Valentino at a club on valetine's day this year. After he finished singing; he said he needed some girls to take to the VIP and they have to be ready to do anything he says. One of his crew came to me. I said No but i wanted to go in but i couldnt because i am a christian n i do not think is apppropriate.
But i held his hands and i took lots of pictures. N this is true n 4real. I thank the guy that took me eventhough he is not my boyfriend

I feel you jare

You no be like gals wey go do just anything

That is why most artists always have the mouth to call gals by the name BUTCHES

When they know they can do whatever they want with them

I have been surfing internet since SS3

I started getting addicted to it

All through my WASSCE & NECO

I do overnight browsing

I am now so addicted to it I cannot even do without getting on it 1 day

It would be like am dead !!!

This is total addiction

I am most sure most of us are in my shoes

I do not even know how to stop

Reason: The internet has taken me far and stopping to turn on my computer is just like loosing the best people in the world

eg : people like you & you on Nairaland,

What do you first do when you log on to your computer

For me , first log-on : Scan for viruses/spyware

The , Check ma offlines and e-mails

www.google.com

research ,

What we need in Nigeria is to kill all politicians , I mean all ,



Sorry , All politicians should step their greedy heads down

Then we recruit fresh graduates who have motives to take Nigeria to greater heights

The only people we have in the House of Senate are old grand-pas that should be reading bed time stories for their children

& If person stand up there to talk , Na only Jazz fit save , Unless God intervenes

I mean , pleeeeaaasseeeee, Y'all , none of them is responsible enough to me to wanna take Naija to any height

Na only God fit save Naija , No other soul can

ONLY GOD

PS: Check the expression on that policeman's face

He seems ,

i heard his wifeeeee is was very beautiful

gal plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

you heard very wrong ,



Now if OBJ gets a make over

He might end up looking

BUFF

I really thought you'd read between the lines.

Cheers

Zahymaka:
I'm 20% ready. I hope to be fully ready when the time comes.

Don't wait for the end to start your studying or closer to the exams

I suggest to get your books and start your studying now

A stitch in time saves 100