DickDastardly: I chief Festus Commentus hereby declare my intention to run for ......

Mtcheww... he-goat

They will always fail in the south west....

Christians are not sleeping

Obiagelli: who wants a clown in a serious meeting.

GOAT

Hell awaits you!!

Jibsmth: Plzz.. I scored 221 in JAMB nd 52% in PUME...nd I chose Chemistry.... Wat chances do I have for admission...

Keep your head up!

You Must Enter...

Trust God!

Museni: Jonathan playing politics wiv appointments sins 1914.

GOAT

Has he been born then?

faithfuldon7: WILL THIS IMPEACHMENT MAKE MIKEL PERFORM WELL. PLEASE IMPEACH MIKEL JOR

GOAT

Weah96:

Something is wrong with you, you have this reasoning thing backwards. What is the corollary to this statement of yours? Are you not here to defend 'something' which you claim is my ALL POWERFUL creator? Let's examine the present state of affairs. So far we've been ranting against 'nothing' and it is evident, isn't it? Now if what you believe is true, wouldn't there be some evidence of it after all these rants? Where is this omnipotent designer of the universe? Does all that power keep him from moving or answering ppl? That is an UNIMAGINABLE amount of power for things to look like they do around here. It does look like we're ranting against an imaginary deity.

May you encounter Jesus. ...

Ogbuefienubiaka:
All I know is that APC cannot never rule this country with this attitude.

Indeed...

ICHINONYE: [b] Jacob wrestled with one of the angels and the angel told Jacob that from now, you are Israel. So, Israel – the children of Jacob – were subjected to slavery and they prayed to God. God answered their prayer and then, there was an exodus.

They left Egypt and these children of Eri, Gad were part of the exodus. They arrived at a big sea and when Moses struck the water, the sea divided into two and they were able to pass through. Though, there was a calamity as the Pharaoh of Egypt at the time used his chariot to chase them so as to take them back. You know fully well that God did not allow Moses to enter the Promised Land.

When they came to River Jordan, that was where Moses handed the covenant over to Joshua. Now, the responsibility of guiding the Israelites was then on Joshua. That covenant placed in the River Jordan was very significant because God told Joshua to remove 12 stones from that river and those 12 stones represented the 12 tribes of Israel.

Now we are talking about the 12 tribes, we are talking about the tribe of Eri because Gad was the tribe that begat Eri. After suffering, some of them went back to Egypt and they were so tempted by the difficult position those Islamic Jihadists pulled on them.

The children of Eri refused to be converted to Islam and they ran away from Egypt to Nnubia and to other places. Each area they went, these jihadists kept on conquering the places. Nnubia was another parallel empire to Egypt as they had Nnubian Pharaohs and Egyptian Pharaohs that fought several wars. After the wars, Nnubia became extinct and later turned to the present Sudan nation.

That was the area where Eri and his devotees stayed and after the fall of Nnubia, they had to take off again and started moving down south, looking at a place where those jihadists won’t attack them. They became refugees and the children of Eri later arrived at a placed called Jutkom, southern part of Kaduna but presently in Taraba State.

Again, the jihadists visited them and conquered the place and they kept moving towards the Nile basin. They preferred moving on the river basin where they could always get food and water.

They later arrived at the first confluence of River Niger and Benue and wanted to see whether they could live there, but the jihadists came and conquered the place.

In their movement towards the southern side, they arrived at another confluence. This confluence was the tributary of River Niger and Benue known as ‘Ezu na Omambala’. When Eri and his devotees arrived at this place, dressed in Usman Dan fodio kind of regalia and were so tired, they tried to settle there.

Though this area was every small and there were no commercial activities there, they decided to stay there. But they did not settle at the front water because of their previous experiences of attacks. They moved five miles inside the region of the confluence and settled in the interior.

They were only four in number and they cleared a small space and started life there. They named the place Eriaka, meaning the home of Eri. Eri begat children there and assimilated the people living around despite their civilised exposure.

Already, the first question posed to Eri by the people living there was: “Who are you?” Actually, there was difficulty in language but when the question was thrown, Eri answered them, ‘We are Igbos’.

http://www.today.ng/news/ndigbo-originated-from-egypt-jacobs-son-is-the-father-of-nri-monarch/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter [/b] below is the Pic of His Majesty, Eze Obidiegwu Onyesoh, MFR, the traditional ruler of Nri kingdom

Excellent crap!

BreezyRita: I dont even know..... Buh can say they're more than secular songs... Dnt even have much of secular songs tho...... Gospel all the way!

If you wanna be oshaka, be oshaka!
If you wanna be oshoko, be oshoko!

Krak:

Its not restricted to Nigeria o. Strange things happen during war time all over the world.

Give similar situations with countries where such has happened or I don't believe you!!

ObiOkpor: If you are a science student,you must defenitely know about this in Physics unless you are among those that spent their school fees on women,phones and we-we.
*knew this in my first year in secondary school.

...Thank God for your life

Ghazali34: if my techno M3 is on and the battery percent is like 34% for example and I decide to off the phone and charge it, if I plug the charger When it's off the battery will magically increase to 64% or even more than... don't no what's wrong it all started after my charger went bad and I was using one Samsung charger and at that time it take like 20-30 mins before it can add even 1% when charging.

...same here bruh

lanrexlan: Admission notice,a printout that was given to you when you completed your GCE registration.It contains your examination number,examination centre,the subjects you are offering and your contact information with a scan of your picture on it.

I did not do GCE, will I still be needing a court affidavit?

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[quote author=lanrexlan]Admission notice,a printout that was given to

Thanks bro. Now, I did not do GCE. Will I still be needing an affidavit?

DeCleff:
Yes he might have been caught wit charms & even murdered people but wat if he has truly repented and God decides to use him?

Apostle Paul in the bible is a typical example of wat i meant?

So pls don't judge!

Bro Paul did not use charms my friend! And wasn't a minister driven out of a ministry because of an atrocity.... Hence He ain't a typical example of what you mean. Thanks.

lanrexlan: Noo,you will only need your photocard.If you have lost your photocard,then you will need an affidavit not from a court only self,even from LG.

What is Photo card

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Marvell23: , 7C247708

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My signature sir!

Swiftboy: where were you when they both played the world youth championship in Holland back in 2005/06?

I believe he was either smoking Igbo wif hood nikkuhz or drinking zobo inside a kiosk

Sike: Ghen Ghen!

No sir!!!

It's Ghan-ghauuuunnnn!!!!

Arx.Head:
I don't know if someone else is experiencing this but my airtel bis on android is extremely slow at the moment compared to its previous speed. I did the 2 + 1 package and they gave me 6gig. I opted out of the plan as i normally do but it has been nightmare recently as i can't even open "m.goal.com" in seconds. Please house, any solution to this? I think something is wrong somewhere.

Thanks.

Same here my friend!

@bolurx

#FollowForFollow...

Pictures my friend!!!!! Lest I kick ur butt

musiwa112: [size=38pt]fake picture,

amalgamation of nigeria never happen... It was a scam.. The capital was never lagos in 1914.
This website is own by Obasanjo, who is now trying to block people from seen the satellite pictures because of fraud census he made in 2006.

The website is now run inside otta farm
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What is this one saying now!!!!!!

Fine

Why is this in the Jokes section?!!

donroxy: This is what U were last year !

Keep it On , U berra stop Hatinnnn!!

Ah ain't hating Mr. Jez telling da darn truth. Reason pls...daizz all!