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RomanceRe: The Most Annoying Thing The Opposite Sex Has Ever Let You Done by bond77(m): 10:28pm On Feb 25, 2015
Twaci:
Wonder y I don't feel threatened at all undecided
when I adorn ur face with conc H2SO4, u will get d feeling grin
RomanceRe: The Most Annoying Thing The Opposite Sex Has Ever Let You Done by bond77(m): 10:15pm On Feb 25, 2015
Twaci:
grin Don't tempt me honey. I know where u live...
Feel free to come.... but one tin is certain after u leave...

ur cute face will neva remain d same grin grin
RomanceRe: The Most Annoying Thing The Opposite Sex Has Ever Let You Done by bond77(m): 5:19pm On Feb 25, 2015
Twaci:
The time I poured cra-cra (devil beans) in a boy's school bag........

WHAT?! He pissed me off.
U poured devil beans into his bag? shocked no no no no this is extreme

Wat u poured into his bag is a personification of the kind of person you are

A devilundecided
RomanceRe: Surprising Health Benefits Of Sex by bond77(m): 6:04pm On Feb 17, 2015
am really impressed grin
RomanceRe: 9 Things Guys Think They Know About Girls But Don't by bond77(m): 6:21pm On Feb 16, 2015
Lamispaco:
chai,I must be high on something den,maybe SK sha.I reverse my swearing,ah no swear again.
smiley

ur name start with "j "and ends at "a",right?
RomanceRe: 9 Things Guys Think They Know About Girls But Don't by bond77(m): 6:09pm On Feb 16, 2015
Lamispaco:
did I say all,no way
u did and u even swear undecided
RomanceRe: 9 Things Guys Think They Know About Girls But Don't by bond77(m): 5:58pm On Feb 16, 2015
Lamispaco:
Am guilty of all misconceptions I swear,guilty as charged.

Well done OP
*the weird one
so u are guilty of not only one but All misconceptions?

smh


dis is seriousundecided
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Between Psquare And Donjazzy, Who Rock The Shirt And Tie Dress Most? by bond77(m): 8:03pm On Feb 14, 2015
No bling bling, no sagging, no nigga sign, and see how dey look responsible, if u don't know dem before one might think dey are new missionaries who just arrived in Nigeria
RomanceRe: 8 Good Reasons Why Guys Dump Girls by bond77(m): 8:36am On Feb 10, 2015
I guess u forgot to include "I can't marry a lady who can nt cook". undecided
FoodRe: 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (mama Put) by bond77(m): 12:25am On Feb 09, 2015
Pyroxene:
Lol there is a group dat is not so common cos their package na coded package, this is how dey operate;

Madam give me 1 fufu with soup
Ahhhh!!! Madam d soup no reach o! I dey like plenty soup on their way to their sit they make a u-turn and say madam add stew sef.... When dey get to their sit they unload fufu they bought at cheaper price from their pockets(most likely from where d iya basira buys hers @ wholesale price) .. Most times dey sit @ d corner where they don't attract attention. What group will u classify them as?
The silent pistols
FamilyRe: What Is The Best Thing To Do When Your Newly Married Wife Says No To You On Bed? by bond77(m): 6:39pm On Feb 08, 2015
The more reason why it is mandatory to test drive a lady before getting married to her , undecidedI mean wat silly excuse can a woman have for a denying a man the right to sweet sex during the early prime of dere matrimony? Except if she has a low libido and dat is a big turnoff.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 7 Sentences You Shouldn't Say To Your Boss - EVER by bond77(m): 11:07am On Feb 05, 2015
But wat if my boss slaps me on the right cheek, shud I turn d left? huh Or

Reciprocate grin
RomanceRe: Guys! How Do You Like make-ups On Ur Babe Or wife? by bond77(m): 8:33am On Feb 05, 2015
zyzxx:
Moderate
RomanceRe: 7 Tricks Ladies Use To Get What They Want by bond77(m): 10:57pm On Feb 04, 2015
Craigston:
Yea. I really didn't get you. Thanks for that. You're correct. I'm not so hard-hearted that I won't pay attention to real distress and genuine intentions. But that emotional attack they resort to most times is not new to me. I've seen it in different forms. And I'm immune, to an extent.
anytime bro.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by bond77(m): 10:29pm On Feb 04, 2015
The script ft will_i_am__hall of fame and Tupac shakur-only God can judge me
RomanceRe: What Du U Ladies Like In A Guy Self And Vice Versa by bond77(m): 9:32pm On Feb 04, 2015
Hallexander:
Guy wetin self just tell baba God say make hin send angel for you say u no fit date human being hin go understand
Dark complexion,perfect front and back view, gud cooking skills nd high libido....

Is dat too much to ask? undecided
RomanceRe: What Du U Ladies Like In A Guy Self And Vice Versa by bond77(m): 9:08pm On Feb 04, 2015
Chidonc:
Hold done, she is still under creation
RomanceRe: What Du U Ladies Like In A Guy Self And Vice Versa by bond77(m): 8:28pm On Feb 04, 2015
wristwatch:
Bros, if u be human resource manager, 2 get job go hard 4 ur company.
Hehehehehe grin grin

Nooooo

am just a fleshy man who appreciate God's creative works wink
RomanceRe: 7 Tricks Ladies Use To Get What They Want by bond77(m): 7:34pm On Feb 04, 2015
Craigston:
Lol. Do you know any good clinic? Oh, the gym.
Gym ke ? It will make matters worst o

Anyway I was just referring to ur figurative heart, as real men we ave to balance "trying to compromise easily " and "trying to be insensitive"
Wen a lady is trying to get ur attention to d point of conniving wt ur family she ain't tricking u but she's seriously and indirectly begging u, so trying to play hard to get or being insensitive in dis situation suggest ur heart is figuratively hard and rigid.

Dats was y I recommended a heart check upgrin
RomanceRe: What Du U Ladies Like In A Guy Self And Vice Versa by bond77(m): 7:04pm On Feb 04, 2015
She must be chocolate or swarthy in complexion.

Then

She must have a thick, upright, re-define bo$om(medium at least) and a big bakkasi Peninsula.

Then

She must have a high libido.

Then

She must know how to cook.

Dose are d few I can mention for now undecided
RomanceRe: 7 Tricks Ladies Use To Get What They Want by bond77(m): 5:07pm On Feb 04, 2015
Craigston:
All those tricks (they are all aimed at manipulating the man emotionally) don't work on me. I can even ask her to give me logical reasons why I should do it. I love being rational and practical. Even if you cry an ocean, try to use my friends and family, become very amiable, play sleeping beauty, become scarce like money or whatever you do, it doesn't work on me. I learned this growing up.
Dis is a complete definition of a real mangrin

But at d same tym , regularly visit a clinic for a heart checkup undecided cry
RomanceRe: 7 Rarest Qualities Of A True Gentleman by bond77(m): 10:47am On Feb 04, 2015
Still 70% of ladies still prefer the stubborn and the crazy types
RomanceRe: 7 Rarest Qualities Of A True Gentleman by bond77(m): 10:47am On Feb 04, 2015
undecided
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Ambode Playing Football And Table Tennis by bond77(m): 6:50pm On Feb 03, 2015
In overseas wen a public figure participate in a popular sport, the fans wud start to faint, the press and media wud surely go crazy...

But here in naija we don't give a dam if he likes he should go for mountaineering like climbing olumo rock, we ain't impressed undecided

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