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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Highest Paying Jobs In The World by bond77(m): 8:29am On Apr 13, 2015
You are right op, we are the highest paid in the world cool
Crime / Re: Nelly Arrested For Having Guns, Weed And MDMA On His Tour Bus by bond77(m): 8:21am On Apr 13, 2015
ammyluv2002:
If na for......he will just bribe the police men plus free weed that will last upto a week and they will let him go after showering him with praises angry grin tongue

You sound like you have been in the drug game for long.. cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Enugu State University Of Science And Technology (ESUTH) Is Recruiting by bond77(m): 8:14am On Apr 13, 2015
Can they afford a PhD holder like me? undecided
Crime / Re: Nelly Arrested For Having Guns, Weed And MDMA On His Tour Bus by bond77(m): 11:34pm On Apr 12, 2015
nedupel:
If you wanna take a ride with me
Smoking weed in the ..............
I remember ride with me.
Kia!u own don be today
Wat a pity
Yeah... Everyday for the weeder one day for the catcher cool

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Crime / Nelly Arrested For Having Guns, Weed And MDMA On His Tour Bus by bond77(m): 11:15pm On Apr 12, 2015
State troopers found marijuana, MDMA and
guns aboard Nelly’s tour bus, so they hauled
the former star rapper off to jail.

Nelly was huge back in the early 00s with
pop-hop hits that were on repeat everywhere
you went; love ‘em or hate ‘em. But since
then we haven’t heard much about the band-
aid branded Grammy Award-winning rapper.

Apparently he’s still touring though and got
caught with a bunch of drugs and guns in
his tour bus while driving through Tennessee.
CNN reports that the tour bus of the 40-year-
old rapper from St. Louis whose real name is
Cornell Haynes was pulled over by a state
trooper that claims he “noticed an door of
marijuana emitting from the vehicle”.
When the trooper went inside, he found more
drugs including “five coloured crystal-type
rocks that tested positive for
methamphetamine,” which Nelly’s lawyer
says is MDMA.

The trooper also found 100
small Ziploc baggies, which have little other
purpose than packaging drugs, and three
guns including a gold-plated .50-caliber
Desert Eagle pistol.

Now the big question is..... will Nelly be able to escape jail-time?

Because he has been rapping about guns and drugs for 15 years and now they caught him.

www.askmen.com/news/entertainment/nelly-arrested-for-having-guns-weed-and-mdma-on-his-tour-bus.html

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Health / Re: How Do I Eradicate My Stubborn Pimples by bond77(m): 7:33pm On Apr 12, 2015
[quote author =bond77 post =32390845]
Very simple!
You can try neo-medrol acne lotion,
don't know the price but should not be
more than # 1000 or less. Or
Neutrogena acne Pfizer lotion, don't
know the prize too.They are very
effective and you can buy them at any
pharmaceutical store.
But before you apply those on your
face, get a cleanser (mild and less
alcoholic types), to cleanse or exfoliate
dead skin or dirts from your face so that
the acne lotion wud be able to penetrate
deeply and work effectively.and Don't
forget to wash your face with a mild,
antibacterial medicated soap. You can
also get the cleanser at any
pharmaceutical store.
Those medications above are only
meant for treating pimples or acne
externally, in other to balance the
equation you also need to treat pimples
or acne internally. Here are some tips...
1.drink loads and loads of water for
detoxification.
2.eat lots of vegetables.
3.eat lots of fruits especially
watermelon, cucumber and banana at
least once or twice in a week. .. Instead
of buying gala or Lacasera you can
actually use that money to buy fruit,it
goes a long way in building your
immune system and preventing
infections. Forget the cost, Health is
wealth.
4.consume lots of vitamin c tablets, the
white one especially, it helps in drying
the pimples both internally and
externally, and helps to thickens the
collagen in the skin... at least 10 tablets
a day.
5.reduce your sugar intake.
6.reduce oily foods.
7.thank me later.[/quote]
Romance / Re: 'follow Your Heart', What Does This Mean? by bond77(m): 2:59pm On Apr 11, 2015
GhostProtocol:


Well, I feel that's why you need to first mend your heart and then follow it, not your brain.

Of course we are in no way speaking in absolutes here, I'm guessing this isn't a follow your heart ONLY or your brain ONLY kind of thread, but more of a which should lead more.

So as you rightly said, out of a wicked heart comes wickedness, but you failed to also state that out of a kind heart come kindness.

Our conscience allows us to know if our hearts are aching, we only reason away this ache with rationalizations from the brain.

If your heart aches, heal it first, then follow it.

Yes out of the heart comes kindness, love, emotions etc depending on how soft the heart is.. Because I know of some folks whose heart is as rigid and strong as the wall of Jericho...
Romance / Re: 'follow Your Heart', What Does This Mean? by bond77(m): 1:33pm On Apr 11, 2015
peedeeasobie:



Pls how do you differentiate btw what ur heart is saying and what ur head is saying?
Let us go spiritual.

Jeremiah 17:9 says "the heart is more treacherous than anything else and its desperate, who can know it?.... Nobody

Matthew 15:19 also says that "out of the heart come wicked reasoning, murders, adulterers, sexual immorality,thefts,false testimonies, blasphemy. "

So, do u still wanna follow your heart? undecided

Look at this scenario!

A pretty lady comes into ur apartment almost unclad trying to seduce u,.. will u follow ur heart or brain?

Wat if you found out you had no condom, and she begs u to give her raw sex, will u follow ur heart or your brain?

Let say an individual mistakenly sent #500,000 into ur account during a time u are dead broke, will u follow ur heart or brain?




To listen to the full version of this sermon, Pls kindly attend tomorrow service at.... the heart and brain evangelical ministry, 9am
Every Sunday. And don't forget to come with loaded pockets.. Remember...


God loffs u.

Announcer: the P.R.O of heart and brain evangelical ministry, Otuoke, Nigeria.
Romance / Re: Which Country Will You Marry From And Why? by bond77(m): 1:00pm On Apr 11, 2015
Olamitisoji:
I can see handsome cute black baby. Lol...
Iffa hear... smiley
Romance / Re: Which Country Will You Marry From And Why? by bond77(m): 12:14pm On Apr 11, 2015
Olamitisoji:
You can always travel to Ghana to have that.
So that my first child will have the same color with the back of a kettle? undecided

Thks but hell no.

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Romance / Re: Which Country Will You Marry From And Why? by bond77(m): 11:59am On Apr 11, 2015
India..... Because I won't pay bride prize and their ladies are the ones to woo and propose to me.. grin

How I wish that can happen in Nigeria,.. ladies wud just be commitng suicide everyday as a result of regular heartbreaks undecided
Romance / Re: My Hubby Love For Makeup Is Too Much by bond77(m): 11:47am On Apr 11, 2015
.. . the day ur face will turn to rainbow...
Health / Re: Scar Removal by bond77(m): 10:58pm On Apr 10, 2015
It depends on how deep and large the scar is, but you can try honey, not just any honey but real unadulterated honey, apply on the area for 1or 2 wks

But wait, you had the accident one year ago?... That's way too long.. You should ve sought for help while the scar was fresh.. Not now when it might have blended with your skin..

Anyway, just try the above suggestions.. you never can tell.. And never underestimate the power of honey! It works wonders I tell ya..

Good luck!

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Romance / Re: I Did It!! by bond77(m): 8:48pm On Apr 08, 2015
Romance / Re: I Did It!! by bond77(m): 8:37pm On Apr 08, 2015
When I saw the title "I did it".. I thought you ve been able to discover a cheat code for browsing till thy Kingdom come... Not knowing it's all about how you successfully broke your gf's heart.. undecided
Health / 25 Interesting Facts About Your Eyes by bond77(m): 3:05pm On Apr 06, 2015
“The eyes are the windows to the soul” as one well known saying goes. However, there’s just more to the eyes than, well, meets the eye. They allow us to see, first and foremost, as well as allow us to distinguish shapes and sizes at first glance (literally). They also help us recognize our friends and our loved ones. What your eyes do isn’t just limited to these though; so here are 25 crazy facts about your eyes.

25. Eye color can change. Neither blue nor green pigments are ever present in the human iris or ocular fluid. Eye color is therefore something like the sky, it depends on the lighting conditions, especially for lighter-colored eyes.

24. If your eyes are blue, you share a common ancestor with every other blue-eyed individual in the world. The very first person to ever have blue eyes lived around 6,000 to 10,000 years ago. Back then, everyone had brown eyes.

23. Each eye contains 107 million cells and all are light sensitive. Seven million “cones” helps you see color
and detail while the 100 million “rods” help you distinguish black and white. So, less than a tenth of your visual receptors actually detect color.

22. 20/20 vision = normal vision. This number is largely arbitrary but eye doctors determined that people ought to be able to read a chart from 20 feet away. This is normal vision under normal lighting conditions.

21. If you wear glasses that flip mages upside down, your brain corrects your vision. Even though you’d see things upside down, your brain will eventually adapt and you will begin to function as though you are seeing
things right side up (even though you’re really not). There have been several experiments done on this.

20. The eyes blink on an average of 17 times per minute, 14,280 times per day and 5.2 million times a year. Fun fact: you blink more when you’re talking than while you’re reading, We’re not sure about singing though…

19. People say “in the blink of an eye” because it’s the fastest muscle in the body. A blink usually lasts 100 to 150 milliseconds and it’s possible to blink five times in a second.

18. You’ll need reading glasses when you’re older. For around 99% of the population, the age they’ll first need reading glasses is between 43 and 50. This is because the lens in your eye slowly loses its focusing ability with age.

17. The eye’s lens is quicker than any camera’s. Right behind the pupil is the lens, which focuses on objects you look at. Take a moment to look around a room and think about the various distances you’re focusing at. Each time, you do this, your eye’s lens instantly changes focus without you even being aware of it. Compare that with a camera’s lens which takes a few seconds to focus between this distance to the next.

16. Blinking happens to be an enormously important eye function. Blinking helps remove any debris on your
eye’s surface by spreading tears over them. The tears help moisten and lubricate the eyes and they also have important anti-bacterial properties.

15. Everybody gets cataracts as they get older.
You could think of cataracts as having similarities to getting gray hair in that it’s just a normal, natural change as you age. The average age people first get cataracts is around 70 years old.

14. Diabetes is often first detected during an eye exam.
Those who suffer from type 2 diabetes are often symptom-free, meaning they don’t even know that they’ve got it. This type of diabetes is normally picked up during eye exams as it could be seen as small
haemorrhages from leaking blood vessels at the back of the eye.

13. You see with your brain, not your eyes.
This may sound obvious but many times blurry or poor vision isn’t caused by the eye at all. The poor vision stems from something going wrong in the visual cortex of the brain. There’s a lot that can go wrong with the ocular system.

12. Your eyes can adapt to blind spots.
Specific eye conditions (e.g. glaucoma) could lead to blind spots in your vision. This can prove to be immensely debilitating if it wasn’t for the brain and the eyes abilities to adapt, making such blind spots disappear, similar to the way it adjusts the upside down vision we mentioned earlier. It does this by “suppressing” the blind spot in your affected eye and allowing your good
eye to fill in any “blanks.”

11. 20/20 vision is not the best vision.
In a typical eye test chart, 20/20 vision is the line that’s second from the bottom. The line that’s below it is even smaller and if you can see it, this means you have 20/16 vision. The best recorded human vision, however, was 20/8 which means you could see what normal people see at 8 feet at 20 feet.

10. Your eyes water when they’re dry.
Tears are made up of three different components, namely fat, mucus and, of course, water. If these three components aren’t exactly in their right quantities, your eyes could become dry. Your brain responds to such dryness by producing more of them!

9. Eyes heal quickly.
With the proper care, it will only take around 48 hours for the eye to repair a corneal scratch.

8. Newborns don’t produce tears. In spite of their crying sounds; babies tears don’t begin to flow until they’re around 4 to 13 weeks old.

7. Doctors have yet to find a way to do eyeball transplants. The optic nerve, which connects the eyes to the brain, is too sensitive to successfully reconstruct.

6. Eye measurements.
On average, an eyeball is about an inch in diameter and weighs around 0.25 ounces.

5. Heterochromia.
This eye condition happens when a person is born with two differently colored eyes.

4. Eye muscles.
Out of every muscle in the body, the ones that control the eyes happen to be the most active.

3. Working parts.
Your eyes are made up of more than two million working parts to make them fully functional.

2. Shark eyes.
Shark corneas are very similar to the ones we humans have. Because of that similarity, they’ve been used as replacements in human eye surgeries.

1. Curable conditions.
80% of vision problems around the world are avoidable or even curable. Advancements in lasik surgery as well as preventive care through supplements and diets contribute to this.

Source : list25.com/25-crazy-facts-about-your-eyes/5/


Hemmmm.. I would appreciate it, if the mods can publize this thread on the fp, so that it can be an added knowledge especially for those who rock recommended glasses, for those having eyes issues, et al. Thanks.

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Health / Re: Pls Help My Face Is Rough Wat Should I Do by bond77(m): 11:28pm On Apr 05, 2015
Zealoy:
hi guys Pls help my face is rough cus there's this tinny pimples around my face, Pls Wat medications should I use to clear em off so that my face will be smooth as that of a baby
Very simple!
You can try neo-medrol acne lotion, don't know the price but should not be more than # 1000 or less. Or
Neutrogena acne Pfizer lotion, don't know the prize too.They are very effective and you can buy them at any pharmaceutical store.
But before you apply those on your face, get a cleanser (mild and less alcoholic types), to cleanse or exfoliate dead skin or dirts from your face so that the acne lotion wud be able to penetrate deeply and work effectively.and Don't forget to wash your face with a mild, antibacterial medicated soap. You can also get the cleanser at any pharmaceutical store.

Those medications above are only meant for treating pimples or acne externally, in other to balance the equation you also need to treat pimples or acne internally. Here are some tips...
1.drink loads and loads of water for detoxification.
2.eat lots of vegetables.
3.eat lots of fruits especially watermelon, cucumber and banana at least once or twice in a week. .. Instead of buying gala or Lacasera you can actually use that money to buy fruit,it goes a long way in building your immune system and preventing infections. Forget the cost, Health is wealth.
4.consume lots of vitamin c tablets, the white one especially, it helps in drying the pimples both internally and externally, and helps to thickens the collagen in the skin... at least 10 tablets a day.
5.reduce your sugar intake.
6.reduce oily foods.
7.thank me later.

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Health / Re: edmark products by bond77(m): 10:43pm On Apr 05, 2015
Gone are the days when I consume red yeast, cocolagen, bubble c like crazy but today it seems other herbal products have overtaken edmark, the one I love the most was splina,at that time it was my daily tonic.
Don't know if dere products are still effective unlike before.
Romance / Re: If You Gave Up On Love This Article Is For You by bond77(m): 8:30pm On Apr 04, 2015
D1ck:
This crap is too long, just summarize it.undecided
And you expect the op to happily summarize the post , after calling it a crap undecided
Romance / Re: If You Gave Up On Love This Article Is For You by bond77(m): 8:30pm On Apr 04, 2015
D1ck:
This crap is too long, just summarize it.undecided
undecided
Romance / Re: If You Gave Up On Love This Article Is For You by bond77(m): 8:10pm On Apr 04, 2015
I am not even moved at all undecided ... you see sometimes it just piss me off when I hear unrealistic romantic lines all in the name of love like "I Can't sleep because of you or you have stolen my heart or you are the bla bla bla of my life.... It is just annoying you know undecided The most annoying one is this " from the moment I set my bla bla bla on you I have not been able to bla bla bla" angry

What is so special about love that is making every one go crazy? Huh? undecided
Politics / Re: LMAO Top Funny moments During the Elections- Synord by bond77(m): 12:08pm On Apr 04, 2015
undecided grin

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Romance / Re: What Are Your Weaknesses? by bond77(m): 12:37am On Apr 03, 2015
swaggzo:




IT JUST KILLS ME..
THE WAY SOMEONE WILL ALWAYS DO STUFF THE WRONG,WOULD NOT EVEN CARE IF THEY RIGHT OR WRONG
DO NOT EVEN CARE IF YOUR ADVICE IS NECCESARY
THEY JUST WANNA BE LEFT ALONE.

I HATE THAT SHIIT LIKE I HATE THE ADMIN undecided

Hmmmm okay.
Romance / Re: What Are Your Weaknesses? by bond77(m): 12:33am On Apr 03, 2015
deejay2x67:
Thanks mahn! Spotting it and Acknowledging it's a weakness is the most difficult part. tackling it won't be a problem. It takes time tho. You'll get used to it.
Thanks.... But I kinda like it.
Romance / Re: What Are Your Weaknesses? by bond77(m): 10:37pm On Apr 02, 2015
swaggzo:



SWZ

TRYING TO MAKE SOMEONE WITH A VERY LOW LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING SEE THINGS THE WAY YOU SEE THE ,THE RIGHT WAY
AND GETTING SAME RESULT
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

IT KILLS ME TO THE BONE MARROW.
The person in question is at fault not you... You can guide a horse to a body of water but you can't force it to drink from it.

Everyone will have to make his or her own decisions someday and the least and best you can do is to give an advice or guidance.
Romance / Re: What Are Your Weaknesses? by bond77(m): 10:16pm On Apr 02, 2015
deejay2x67:
Huh! Am hyper sensitive. I get angry easily. I've been working on obliterating it. I'd say i hav made progress. I now smile to things that normally wud hav triggered vexation. And guess what? the smile is straight from the heart.

Nice one bro!!
I also have a mean face too but not hyper sensitive, i seldom smile and I only laugh out to jokes that are extremely funny, but sometimes when I try to smile, some still say I look more mean. Whereas it's just my nature undecided
Romance / Re: What Are Your Weaknesses? by bond77(m): 8:44pm On Apr 02, 2015
pinkycute:
Her Sentiments to ur question is totally out of line....
Imagine Missclasssy talking about her "Fantasies" when the question of ur thread is all about one's "Weakness"


So tell me.... How does that makes sense to you

Btw, you haven't answered my question
Romance / Re: What Are Your Weaknesses? by bond77(m): 8:43pm On Apr 02, 2015
pinkycute:
Her Sentiments to ur question is totally out of line....
Imagine Missclasssy talking about her "Fantasies" when the question of ur thread is all about one's "Weakness"


So tell me.... How does that makes sense to you

Let bygones be bygones, besides I am not offended.
Romance / Re: What Are Your Weaknesses? by bond77(m): 8:18pm On Apr 02, 2015
Ladies and gent, I believe missclasssy had clearly stated that it's just a fantasy, so let it stay like that, and pls don't digress nor derail.
Romance / Re: What Are Your Weaknesses? by bond77(m): 8:09pm On Apr 02, 2015
pinkycute:
You haven't answered urs dear cheesy

Well, my Weakness " is Fear embarassed



Fear of what and from what? ... I want to learn

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