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TV/Movies / Re: Name A Movie U watched Five(5) Times And U Still Did Not Get Bored by bond77(m): 8:38am On Apr 23, 2017
napoleon77:
The good, the bad and the ugly.

Damn! that movie was a classic. I actually love the music tune of the movie, its actually my ring back tune.
TV/Movies / Re: Name A Movie U watched Five(5) Times And U Still Did Not Get Bored by bond77(m): 8:34am On Apr 23, 2017
Sherlock Holmes (both the movies and the series )





Modified.
Jokes Etc / Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by bond77(m): 8:20am On Apr 20, 2017
sallazlee:


hmmmmm why bro
Sroll to the first page and read my second comment
Jokes Etc / Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by bond77(m): 8:18am On Apr 20, 2017
ecstasy30:


U be bad guy
Jokes Etc / Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by bond77(m): 5:46pm On Apr 19, 2017
EzigboNwanma:
brother why?
Very Simple!

Am a member of The press . Its my duty to maintain order, investigate ,scrutinize and squeeze out any threat or danger in my environment. cool

Am I not doing my job? grin

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Celebrities / Re: “I Love You Very Much,” Says Ooni Of Ife To His Beautiful Queen by bond77(m): 4:57pm On Apr 19, 2017
I don't understand the first pix
Why is she looking so sexy?

Why is she putting on red lipstick? Is she trying to seduce the gods?

What is that shape protruding from her chest?

Why is her hands together? Is she covering something? Did she just have an orgasm?

Probably she is wet already and she doesn't want us to see it...
I just don't understand sha undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by bond77(m): 4:20pm On Apr 19, 2017
I belong to the group who rushes to the fight scene like a saviour and mediator but with a hidden intention to press and squeeze out the hell of those succulent boobs and azz smiley grin

And in case i sight any whistle-blower around who wants to spoil the mission, I would do the needful

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Romance / Re: If You Are In Love With Some One At Work - Then Read This by bond77(m): 4:00pm On Apr 19, 2017
I concur smiley

TV/Movies / Re: The Moment Bisola Discovered Thin Tall Tony Is Married (Photo) by bond77(m): 2:08pm On Apr 10, 2017
[quote author=unclezuma post=55441980]

Bros no be wetin happen? [/quote ]
Sure but bros u wicked sha , pls just lets forgive dicksola for committing dicksuckination
TV/Movies / Re: The Moment Bisola Discovered Thin Tall Tony Is Married (Photo) by bond77(m): 1:38pm On Apr 10, 2017
unclezuma:
Ultimate BBN Question



The Answer is No!

Werey cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Vs Burna Boy Who Killed The Swag(photos) by bond77(m): 10:18pm On Mar 02, 2017
None of them killed the swag. Because both are not holding guns or knives. And it would be impossible for them to kill a swag with a pair of dark glasses and chains. undecided
Mtchewwww killed the swag kor assasinate the swag ni angry

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Commissions Mobile Clinic For Medical Outreach(photos) by bond77(m): 9:54pm On Mar 02, 2017
decatalyst:


You don forget say when the cat no dey around, rat go dey flex around? grin

The master of the other room dey re-energize and strategize on how to turn the other room to a landmark site grin grin

Lol grin in fact the way osinbajo dey waka upanda I hope he is nt visiting the other room secretly because Baba no dey use puna play o grin
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Commissions Mobile Clinic For Medical Outreach(photos) by bond77(m): 8:49pm On Mar 02, 2017
I pity this woman what's she doing outside ? isn't she suppose to be in the other room? undecided

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Religion / Re: Was Jesus Christ Truly Born On December 25th? by bond77(m): 1:53pm On Dec 25, 2016
Jesus Christ was born on October.
Jesus Christ spent 33 and a half years on earth. for example, let's say he was 33 years this year December. in the next 6 months or half year counting from December to April 2017, Jesus Christ would be 33 and a half... viola !!Jesus Died on April . if we add another 6 month to April we going to arrive at October, thus making him 34 years. so most definitely, Jesus would have been born on October not December. going by this Jesus would have celebrated his birth on October

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Phones / Re: Why Itel Mobile Is The Best Phone Brand In Nigeria by bond77(m): 5:27pm On Dec 20, 2016
TechEnthusiast:
*hisses*,Itel mobile will never win my heart.I have used an itel phone and i really regret,the reasons why itel will never be patronised by Nigerians particularly tech geeks are,
1-They use a spreadtrum processor,2-They lack custom roms,have you seen cm13 for any itel phone.3-No accessories 4-Always 256-512mb ram,5-low battery capacity 6-Internal storage can only be used by apps 7-Uses TD-SCDMA (chinese 3G) in some of thier phones,Even tecno m3 has h+,8-Bad UI,9-Fragile body parts 10-Lacks OTA updates 11-Not well optimised and VERY hard to root.
I am currently using the latest itel 1516 plus, with no regrets and I can assure you that itel have done a lot of upgrading. the battery capacity is 5000mah similar to dat of gionee m6. it has an otg adapter, front flash and rear double flash camera with auto focus. 1 gig ram + 8 gig rom, it can accommodate 32gig ram SD card together with 5.1 lollipop version and lots more. I believe that in the next 3-4 years, they will be a force to be reckoned with in the Tech department. it's just a matter of time.

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Investment / Re: FG, Media Caused Payments Freeze –MMM by bond77(m): 7:16am On Dec 15, 2016
mavrodians right now undecided

Politics / Re: Rate Buhari's Govt On A Scale Of 1-10 by bond77(m): 10:29pm On Jan 14, 2016
11/10

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Nairaland / General / Re: American Lawyer Writes Buhari by bond77(m): 1:37pm On Jan 04, 2016
Julietekekwe1:
[s] Anti-graft War: American Lawyer Writes Buhari by optimism  1st December 2015 20:11  1,076 views BIAFRA AFRICA NIGERIA 0 P resident Muhammadu Buhari Aso Rock, Abuja Nigeria Dear President Buhari: When you visited the United States Institute of Peace last July, you pledged that you would be “fair, just and scrupulously follow due process and the rule of law, as enshrined in [the Nigerian] constitution” in prosecuting corruption. Such loftiness is laudable. As the Bible instructs in Amos 5:24: “Let justice roll down like waters, and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream.” But to be just, the law must be evenhanded. It cannot, in the manner of Russian President Vladimir Putin, be something that is given to punish your enemies and withheld to favor your friends. If so, the law becomes an instrument of injustice bearing earmarks of the wicked rather than the good. In the United States, you declared a policy of “zero tolerance” against corruption. You solicited weapons and other assistance from the United States government based on that avowal. But were you sincere? During your election campaign, you promised widespread amnesty, not zero tolerance. You elaborated: “Whoever that is indicted of corruption between 1999 to the time of swearing-in would be pardoned. I am going to draw a line, anybody who involved himself in corruption after I assume office, will face the music.” Bruce Fein and Buhari. After you were inaugurated, however, you disowned your statement and declared you would prosecute past ministers or other officials for corruption or fraud. And then again you immediately hedged. You were reminded of your dubious past by former Major General and President Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, who succeeded your military dictatorship. He released this statement: “On General Buhari, it is not in IBB’s tradition to take up issues with his colleague former President. But for the purpose of record, we are conversant with General Buhari’s so-called holier-than-thou attitude. He is a one-time Minister of Petroleum and we have good records of his tenure as minister. Secondly, he presided over the Petroleum Trust Fund, PTF, which records we also have. “We challenge him to come out with clean hands in those two portfolios he headed. Or we will help him to expose his records of performance during those periods. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones. General Buhari should be properly guided.” You then swiftly backed off your zero tolerance policy because you would have been its first casualty. You opportunistically announced that zero tolerance would be narrowed to the predecessor administration of Goodluck Jonathan because to probe further would be “a waste of time.” That conclusion seems preposterous. In 2012, the World Bank’s ex-vice president for Africa, Oby Ezekwesili, estimated that a stupendous $400 billion in Nigerian oil revenues had been stolen or misspent since independence in 1960. The lion’s share of that corruption spans far beyond the Jonathan administration. Also Read: Judge’s Deliberate Absence Stalls Trial Of Prince Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB Leader. Your zero tolerance policy seems to come with a squint to avoid seeing culpability in your political friends. A few examples are but the tip of the iceberg. A Rivers State judicial commission of inquiry found that N53 billion disappeared from the Rivers State Reserve Fund under former governor Rotimi Amaechi. Former Lagos governor and head of your campaign finance team Babatunde Fashola was accused of squandering N78 million of government money to upgrade his personal website. The EFCC has ignored these corruption allegations, and you have given both promotions: the Ministry of Transport to Mr. Amaechi, and the Ministry of Power, Works, and Housing to Mr. Fashola. In contrast, you have played judge, jury, and prosecutor in the newspapers to convict former PDP Petroleum Minister Diezani Alison-Madueke of corruption. Is this evenhanded justice? United States Supreme Court Justice Robert Jackson taught: “There is no more effective practical guaranty against arbitrary and unreasonable government than to require that the principles of law which officials would impose upon a minority must be imposed generally. Conversely, nothing opens the door to arbitrary action so effectively as to allow those officials to pick and choose only a few to whom they will apply legislation and thus to escape the political retribution that might be visited upon them if larger numbers were affected.” To investigate or prosecute based on political affiliation or opinion also violates Articles 2 and 7 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. It is unworthy of a great nation like Nigeria. Make the hallmark of your administration justice, not retribution, and you may live for the ages. I am a United States citizen and lawyer. I have no political standing in Nigeria. Some might argue that my speaking about the administration of justice in Nigeria bespeaks impertinence. But you chose to visit the United States to solicit weapons and other assistance from my government–a government of the people, by the people, for the people. The United States government represents me. What the United States government does reflects on me. I thus have an interest in addressing the actions of foreign governments that receive United States government aid. Sunshine is said to be the best of disinfectants. Sincerely, Bruce Fein Fein & DelValle PLLC 300 New Jersey Avenue, N.W., Suite 900 Washington, D.C. 20001[/s]
rubbish
Science/Technology / Re: Siberian Tiger Becomes Unlikely Friends With A Goat It Was Given To Eat by bond77(m): 8:09pm On Jan 03, 2016
Truman155:
pounce?
thks
Science/Technology / Re: Siberian Tiger Becomes Unlikely Friends With A Goat It Was Given To Eat by bond77(m): 8:18pm On Dec 28, 2015
the day the tiger would pounce on the goat eh grin

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Celebrities / Re: Queen Miebaka Wokoma Celebrates Christmas With Widows by bond77(m): 5:06pm On Dec 28, 2015
nice one undecided

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Sports / Re: Serena Williams Loses At US Open, Misses Grand Slam by bond77(m): 10:28pm On Sep 11, 2015
SurefireAsoOke:
Better Luck Next Time. Failure Means U Can Do Better
Sure
Sports / Re: Serena Williams Loses At US Open, Misses Grand Slam by bond77(m): 10:27pm On Sep 11, 2015
myners007:
see the small woman when win Serena self
Na so my brother, size does not determine success o
Sports / Serena Williams Loses At US Open, Misses Grand Slam by bond77(m): 9:24pm On Sep 11, 2015
US tennis star Serena Williams lost the semifinal round at the U.S. Open Friday afternoon. She was upset by Roberta Vinci of Italy. Williams was chasing a calendar Grand Slam, which hasn't been done since 1988, when Steffi Graf did it. Vinci won the match in three sets 2-6, 6-4, 6-4. Williams—who was coming off a hard-fought victory in a three set match with her sister, Venus Williams—left the court quickly after the loss. The defeat may have stung, but Serena Williams remains one of the wealthiest tennis players in the world.
www.cnbc.com/2015/09/11/serena-williams-loses-at-us-open-misses-grand-slam.html

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