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Nigerian porn stars should emulate their American counterpart pls.

“Patricia, who had recently moved to Lazio from Nigeria, reportedly visited the house unaware that her friend was not at home.”

Dis one don carry dat naija girls’ habit of turning up in a guy’s house unexpectedly so as to “catch” him with another woman, go Yankee.

Unfortunately na her demise she go catch. So I reel sorry for her? Not really sha. It’s her daughter and other dependants that I pity.

It can only happen overseas, not here. Make one alagbo with bent prick drink combine finish come d recording, he go dey inside dia till tomorrow morning. 🤣🤣🤣

Babalawos:
You can call it madness and dangerous superstition but it is real. I hope my post was educating?

Yes it’s educating. Can one be initiated into the deity for protection?

victornwaru:
No matter how they want to sugarcoat this tax reform, it will not change the fact that it has no beneficial impact on ordinary Nigerians.

How does this relate with this particular topic? SMH!

E d sweet oo sha. Una go fogg so teyyyyy una tire but las las na belle go humble una because when she don taya to flush am, na dia d man go come realize say him get better relationship elsewhere.

Otunbaomoluabi2:
WHAT do you guys think about neighbours dating each other? THE people who have had the experience should share as well. :d

Don’t ask her. Even if she has done it she’ll never accept it unless caught red handed.

E get wia I fit carry u go sha make u find out weda she don do am. D baba na final.

pelusi:
I traveled outside the country for 8 months now while my family is in Nigeria.

Now I will be returning to Nigeria next week. For this 7 months, I kept myself and did not mess around(slept) with any woman.

However, it's not that I don't trust my wife, but atimes I have an instincts that she may not hold herself like I did and may have fallen in hands of men.

Where I come from, it's an abomination for any married woman to sleep with another man because of the dare consequences it has on the husband of the adulterous woman.

Now I'm coming back soonest,I'm scared if she has slept with another man and I was suggesting before sleeping with her to sit her down and ask her to sincerely tell me if she has fallen in my absence,so that necessary things(cleansing) can be done before I sleep with her.

On the other hand, I'm reasoning whether asking her such will cause a misunderstanding in the marriage.

Please advise on the best way to go about this.

Sudden death how? Hope say e no been fogg person wife?

No waste time with police. Make una go better jazz place go check oracle to know wassop.

Is this still available?

Can the moderators pls take this to the front page and let Nairaland family honour that young man properly?

What were they supposed to do? Stand and be killed? That job is a damn sh!t job.

You know, it amazes me how all these things happened under the almighty Buhari, the “famed” anti-corruption tzar. Sirika, Emefiele, and others yet to be discovered fleeced the nation under his watchful eye. What does this tell us? That Buhari of a man isn’t smart as he was projected to be.

Bros make I tell u, all dis one dem dey yarn say talk to your cousin and so on and so forth, na stories. Believe me he won’t really understand your reasons.

A very simple and effective way of putting an end to it is, start flirting with the girl. I don’t mean showing care and making her feel you’re in love with her. I mean letting her know straight up that you wanna get her laid. Tell her how sexy she is, how you imagine having a party with her and your cousin someday, let your skin brush hers in sensitive places when your cousin isn’t looking.

This will make her so uncomfortable and na she go dey take her mouth tell ya cousin say she no wan dey come dia again, say she no dey comfortable. That’s if she’s a good girl oo. If na bad geh, she’ll just fall in straff u join and na so u go dey straff am dey go.

samuel19222:
Happy metal metal to all glorious men world wide and freedom to all captive/prisoner cos nothing like freedom, Uhuru to all wise.

Shun cultism

What’s wrong with the car and why is the owner selling it off?

Make una dey read the body of the news, not just reading the headline and making ignorant comments.

Oga go and read the news itself.

Ogaaaaaa! Calm down. No dey shout too much. No be election you Dey find? Na so e Dey be. Oya you too follow to tear dia own make e be 1:1.

There’s nothing like Hellfire bro, at least in the literal sense. Hell is a metaphor for reincarnation, where the unenlightened soul is trapped in an endless reincarnation cycle and has to return to this realm of existence over and again after death. The tortuous experience of dying and being birthed all over to face existential encumbrances in this plane as compared to the transition into perfection that enlightened souls that have attained the 5th realm of consciousness achieve, is hellish.

What I’m saying may sound like jargon to you guys. Widen your scope of research as the Bible alone doesn’t do justice to our existence.

Iykegodslove:
Good day everyone!! I am emotionally shattered as I type this message. I have been suspecting my wife for years now but no concrete evidence to confront her.

There is a boss of my mine who happens to be our family friend. Each time he calls my wife, she deletes the call history immediately. This has been happening for years but I keep quite because i love my wife and my children so much.

Of recent, i decided to know what is happening by hacking her call with him. Lo and behold, they are into deep relationship that my wife calls him baby. Infact, sleep has gone out of my eyes and am thinking of how to deal with the situation.

It should be noted that i am not working under the man in question only that we are church members and he has rendered countless of help to me. I am wondering what puts my wife into this mess. I am graduate but i decided not to work for anybody but to focus on my farming. I am doing well financially bcs i can boost of 500k or more every month. We are not lacking anything at all.

Please house ignore my typo and help with good advice.

Note: i dnt want to divorce my wife and am ready to forgive her bcs she has been of great help to my success and moreover, i love my family very well. What should i do to stop them?

Sorry for the way I’m going to sound bro but I can’t help saying this: you’re a weak man bro. Women confidently cheat on men who they know aren’t strong enough to dish out the consequences of their infidelity to them. Before a woman cheats on you with her body she has already written you off in her mind.

Good of him but hope say e no go come wan fogg d wife ooo.

Una don come derail the thread now.

I’ve been following the author’s posts quietly on this site and it’s making a whole lot of sense to me but each time I try to connect with his revelations you guys do not allow him go deeper.

Dear Poster, you mentioned somewhere that although you’ve tried to stop, something propels you to reveal this truth. For my sake and that of others following you quietly, don’t stop pls.

AllenSpencer:
Fubara should enjoy his term cos it will be the first and last.

Our whole powers will descend in coming election. We will condemn and bastardize his image across the state-in person & online. Hook him up with propagandas he won’t be able to get out of.

He messed up with the wrong dude, and he is not a match.

O’boy go and rest. You talk as if you’re God. You that is talking, do you know if you’ll live to see that day? Just ask the creator for mercy and stop bragging.

You mere mortals eh! Tueh.

Ozommadu:
If wishes were horses🥱

Can you boast of 500k in your account and you're here on nairaland collecting 30k monthly stipend to push propaganda for Apc?? Dey play

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are you on Facebook sir? I’d like to follow you there and learn more as I don’t visit nairaland often.

Na wah ooo! We ask una to come do rent matter for us?

largeman4u:
Largeman Motors

How about hybrid versions of these cars? How much are those?

@Poster I read your previous articles and was confused. This one has enlightened me further. Don’t stop pls, I’m following you dedicatedly.

Jman06:
Everybody can now understand why the likes of Boko Haram are against western education.
It destroys the traditional family values and keep the two genders at loggerheads as both men and women appear to be in contest of who is smarter than the other. No gender wants to 'gree' for the other.

Continuity of human existence is clearly threatened by the above scenario.

You’re saying this a BH spokesman abi?

VeryWickedMan:
Survive 5 years together before disturbing us.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

666 wia all of us including you the poster don get already? Wetin u feel say dis NIN, BVN, be?