₦airaland Forum

Kilode?!:
I agree. A greed-free family is key, may Osanobua bless us with greed free families. Too much stealing in our we country.

But even if you don't come back permanently, we are glad to have your Western Union, and container of Lenovo. Nigerians Abroad do more for millions of Nigerian families, waaaay more than my government.


Desola Bawo ni. I don't think we've met. But I'm a big fan.

Amiiiiiiiiiiiiin o!
At least not to be make noise for NL. . . I am contributing effectively to the Nigerian economy.
Greeeeeeeeeeeeat. . . .one more person(a female has voted NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
Goooooooooo ldies. Let the Nigerian men go and build Nigeria. N a dem spoil am with corruption.

That is an oyinbo mind at work.
Morbid/Macabre!!!!
Kei!!!
No different from the 'Black' mind. . .FETISH AND DIABOLICAL!

God created sointin in his own image and likeness sha-sha!

^^^
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-719123.0.html

AT LEAST WE ALL KNOW SOME OF US SLEEP ON NL TO GET LAID. BUT WHO GIVES A PHOCK?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh. . . .GREAT NEWS FROM Yoruba LOCAL CYBER POR-NO STARS OF NL. Sheeeesh!!!
Unlike you, I am not an UGLY, sadistic 'moralizing', MISERABLE, PHOCK AND REPENT, OGBONI-OKIJA Christian.
Yoruba COWARD. . . STOP DISCUSSING WITH YOURSELF ALL OVER NL. YOUR GAME IS GETTING OLD.
Whomsoever or whatsoever you choose to PHOCK YA ARZZZZE is your gaddem business.

WHO WANNO SEE STINKING Yoruba ARZZZES ON A POR-NO VCD?

I am not interested in looking at your arzzz or Seun's for that matter. . . . in my dream or on a pirated VCD from Alaba market.
I have mine. Old business. GO AND PREPARE FOR YOUR OLD AGE AND RETIREMENT LIKE MOI!
Move da hell on. Or sell the gaddam tapes, make some money and enjoy your miserable life.
If you can't stand the heat. . .gerroout of the gaddem kitchen.

Shesssssssssssh! NO BARRRY CARES MA/SIR!

The world does not revolve around you and your issues. . .TPIA +/-/x your other soliloquizing monikers or handles!!!!

I am enjoying my life. . .go and enjoy yours before you quench on NL because of SWEEET BOOTY.
Don't let E-BADU BELLE AND E-JOLOISI KILL YOUR AEZZZZ ON NL BECOS OF ME OOOOOOOH. KPELE MY DIA!!!!

^^^
Abi o.
Polymonikerism or not.
We can have peace for a change.
It has been a goooood year.

Kilode?!:
See oppression, too much money! I must be rich like you one day 

No be my thread o. I now stop the derailment. Apologies to OP

Why you tink say awon e-badu belle and e-jolosi h-enemies wanno killy moi for NL and all other Nigerian messageboards?
Rich is not the key.
Hard work and planning with a loving, greed-free family is the key.
We are ALL up at this time taking inventory on what we all bought and how to make it without stealing government money in this Obodo Nigeria.
Good news, we are ALL based outside Nigeria.
The reason NONE of us can go back to Nigeria. . .the topic of this thread.
Even my brothers dey sell 'hair weaves'!

God is Goooooooooooood all the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!

Wetin I do. . .for my time to be up?
No barry cares if you did a se-x tape with Gadaffi. . .or Jehoshaphat!
NOT EVERYONE IS A PHOCKING CHRISTIAN LIKE YOU! YOU GO AND REPENT FOR YA GADDEM SINS MA!
I will keep sinning, to MY SATISFACTION.
When you see me in divorce court like your UGLY CHRISTIAN OGBONI-OKIJA WIDOWS AND DIE-VORCEES, come and cry my dia!
Na you get ya SMELLING NGBATIC-UNPHOCKABLE toto.
Sell am as you want. You can use your 'anu-s', like some of you we know around here. . . .
Not my gaddam business.

MY LIFE IS SUPA SWEEEEEEEEEEET! MAY E-BADU BELLE AND E-JOLOSI KEEP EATING YOU AND YOUR LONELY DEPRESSED, SICK SOULS OF NL AND OTHER MESSAGE BOARDS. . . .ISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Mu he he he he he
I love NL I swia.
I nor go comot for this joint for eva and eva!

[size=20pt]as for militia/bootyonyou/almondjoy/whatever- her life is already a pathetic joke, as is the beast she calls a husband. You will all perish together as a warning to others who want to tow your path.[/size]

This clown of a Tpia never stops talking to herself. . . 
Make una see me see trobu o!
My life is mine and soooooooooooooooooooooo LOVING IT!
Sipping my Chinese tea from my Chinese tea-cup.
Wey my own se-x video abeg.
I think say na h-only me one dey do 'se-x' videos for NL o!

Still very happily married honey. . . A MAN FOUND ME WORTHY ENOUGH TO KEEP.
YOUR POOHSIE IS USELESS TO YOUR Yoruba LAND AND ALL OVER THE WWW!

With all your Jisos-Jisos. . . you nor fit get man for house or born/buy one single bastar-d of a pickin to suck those your ugly, dry, monkey, wor-wor looking brea-sts!

Ewu. . .Ogboni-Christian Harlot!

Kilode?!:
Chei! But your duty-free perfume suppose quench the smell small now.

LOL @ mansion of roaches, but me I like Benin o, mad city with character. From ring road to upper mission to ekewan to GRA. You must have fun by force.

Perfume did not work. I could even smell my own armpits and crotch!
Benin-city is calm and peaceful.
If I don't want ANY disturbance, I camp out there.
Great place to relax with all my music and DVD.
Thanks for noiseless 5KV Solar Inverters.
No more noisy generators.
24 hours of guaranteed electricity.
Nigeria is looking sweeeeeet after all. I prepared for this one.

Kilode?!:
I'm glad you found out about Chinese men, so dem dey eye our women? noted

But the big story I heard is that Chinese women are envious and jeloooos of Black women. My Sistahs get everything wey dem no get plus extra paapa  

But really I'm not surprised Chinko men want to rush you like suya

Chinese men  have spoilt Nigerian women finish! KPATA-KPATA!
Forget Italy my dia. You trust ke. . .I have made my 'Chinco' contacts!
They way they speak their YINGLISH na dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Come and see Nigerian women in Ghuangzhou and Shenzhen?
The Chinese women are not man-crazy like awon BLACK/OYINBO WOMEN and do not care as long as they get their RMB!!!
Come see TALL Fine Chinese men o! KFC and McDonald everywhere!!!!

It was a different world. My bags are full of sourvenirs to give to my peeps in America.
They will worshipn me for ever!

See as you de-rail ya own thread finish!

Kilode?!:
No vex, Amerikkkka get wahala small, but great country though.

You don reach MMA already? How was the AC? we fixed it last week.  

Don't even get me started.
I had to wait over two hours for my 8 bags full of children's clothes, shoes, jewelry, hair things. . .TOYS, TOYS, TOYS!!!! EXCESS BAGGAGE!!!!
One Indian man even commented afte waiting for ever for his bags . . . "MAYBE THEY ARE BRINGING BY HEAD, WHO KNOWS"? Mu he he he he he . . . The conveyor belts were so damn slow and rickety!
Missed my connecting flight to Benin. . had to spend the night waaaaaaaay across town.
AC for whia?
The smell of armpits and unwashed arzzes still linger on.
Can't wait to get to my 'mansion' of roaches for a good bath!

Kilode?!:
You are truly born Abroad. Come home. But be prepared.

Are you stull in China? how was the cruise?
Too much enjoyment. I envy you.

You must show me how you make this money o, me sef wan travel the world like you.

Envy ke? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaard work! That China of a place is HUUUUUUGE!!!!
I have left China. . .In Lagos now. To Benin at the crack of dawn.
To Ibusa for my party and thanksgiving ceremony.
China was beautiful. I have loaded 3 containers of goods for the Xmas(full of human hair weaves and LENOVO computer notebooks).
The enjoyment was unreal. I never knew Chinese people loved black women like I encountered o! Chei!

It was nice to do business with pleasure. Thank God for domiciliary accounts.
Thank God for America for making it ALL possible.

Kilode?!:
LOL @ how bootyonme had to break down her amazing "stream of conciousness" to merge 

I think it takes a special talent to grasp Blazay's musings. I'm happy to be so talented.

Hey!
It is Kumbaya day today.
My "Enyi" initiation ceremony is tomorrow and I am excited.
Under normal circumstances I will not show up on a thread started by one called 'IGBO2011'!
Besides, you are talking about my darling America here. . . 
When your 'possee' show up with their offensive personas and cameos, . . .then we can RUMBLE IN DA JUNGLE!
As look as you keep it civil and jocular. . .we are in business today. . . especially after surviving that nasty MMA of a place last night. TWA!

merge:
Understand
You born in the USA ?

Born and bred in BENIN-CIRRRRRY!!!!
Ediale Memorial Hospital.
G.R.A. . . Golf Course. . . Benin-City. . .Edo State, Nigeria.

merge:
Since when Thought they been marrying anything by now.

Yes. . .
But as they get older. . . they get more restless.
Nigeria is a country for men.
America is a country for women. . .
Choose one!

You fit lock Nigerian man for jail for Nigeria? Try ya luck!
I don lock MANY up for America.

merge:
Yeah for business.

Good gal
Me too.
I just opened one business over there.
Will go back and forth.
But will never relocate over there.
A good place to hide some 'tax-free' money.
You understand what am sayin'?
Good way to dodge Uncle Samuel!

merge:
What the angry about? You don't like Nigerian men. I'm a female lol.

I love my Nigerian men o!
I nor go tok true again?
Did you vote yes as a female?

merge:
What do you mean?

I mean only Nigerian men are moving back because they can't control the Nigerian females in the USA.

They are tired of Akata and Oyinbo women. . . time to get some 'village' brides again to feel like thier ancestors.

Please, they have started moving back o! Whia you dey?
Road to do 'ODU' and 'DRUG-SWALLOWING/SHYTING' don close tey tey.
Brain don block. . . no power to do factory work for old age!
Some don taya to eat oyinbo poohsie. . .blokos don taya!
Almost all my friends dem husbands don dey for Naija for over 10 years.
I nor know wetin my own dey wait for kpa-kpa!

After learning how to give beta 'BJ/VJ' behind 'short' school buses in the great USA, who wanno go and be phocking rapi-sts and cultists for retirement in Nigeria? My kids ain't moving an inch. Me neither! Let all Nigerian men go back and marry those desperate females waiting for 'yankee' sounding old agberos. We are done with them.

We OOOOOLD, seXXXXy NIGERIAN ladies of the great USA and awa kids ain't moving back.
Forward ever, backward never!
I repeat. . . I release my own man to go forth and procreate with the Nigerian females to breed some more shhhidrens(OLODOS) to build a more cowardly Nigerian future!

My contribution to Nigeria. Ammo sit my pweeety arzzzze ova hia!

ONLY NIGERIAN MEN SHOULD MOVE BACK TO NIGERIA PERIOD!!!! [size=20pt]I VOTED NOOOOOO!!!!! [/size]

I DON'T NEED NIGERIANS IN AMERICA!!!!
Abeg make una dey go abeg. Millions are waiting to take your places!
Gooood ridddance!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
That will be the day I will BURN my American passport and move to Canada!
Dealing with those 'hook-nosed' British colonial masters is bad enough!
Heavens forbid!!!!

Deal with your Nigerian issues first. . . then we can discuss international politics.
Boko Haram has been attacking you. . . WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ABOUUURRRIT?

macjive01,
Torch1 ,
Beaf
Sun of god
jason123
alj_harem
Rhino.5dm
Akanbi_edu
PointB
Areosapien
desola
blacksta
manny4life
9ja voice
VoodooDoll
asorocker
Johndoe100, etc

The list is not complete o!
You forgot the 'Mods' and 'Supa Mods' who are pals with those names/other handles on NL. EVEN SEUN OSEWA IS GUILTY WITH HIS 2000 MONIKERS TOO. NA ME TOK AM! Abi you nor sabi how 'things dey work" for hia?
Notice that when a particular 'handle' opens a thread. . . see the SAME NAUSEATING creatures that 'infest' the threads with their 2000 handles 'diss'-'cuss'ing others and themselves.

Mu he he he he he

Abeg, NOTHING in this world including NL. . . .is not worth  making a fly miserable. These peeps can only smell ya fart online. . . not offline.
If dem cuss you. . . cuss them back with all you gat. Like the OP noted, anonymity brings out the true nature of Nigerians. That una WAZOBIA love nor reach the average Nigerian's stomach. Make una nor deceive una selves.

As for the tribalism factor. . . as long as you are dealing with ANYTHING involving a Yorubaaaaaaaaa . . . .NA TRIBALISM GET AM!!!

Like Nigeria, like Nairaland. Any thing owned or managed by YORUBA, CAN NEVER KNOW PEACE(as the main divisive factpr on Nl and Nigeria in general). . . .Check out all other Nigerian messageboards or websites. If you can live in Nigeria, deal with Nigerians offline, Nairaland is a piece of cake. Some retar-ds would say "why not leave"? For what? Not every one is a coward. SIT HERE AND DEAL WITH THEIR SKANKY ARZZZES! SHOULD WE LEAVE NIGERIA TOO BECAUSE SOME OF YOU COWARDS ACTING AS DIVISIVE FACTORS ON/OFF NL ARE IN POSITIONS TO DO YOUR RUBBISH? WHO BORN UNA? HECK NO!!!!

Please: STOP LOCKING THREADS OF SIMILAR TOPICS OPENED BY OTHERS BECAUSE YOUR MODERATORS AND SUPA MODERATOR/BEDMATES WANNO MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE. . . . SOME YE-YE MODS AND SUPA MODS WHO HAVE BEEN DOING 'SHOW' UNDER THE BLANKETS OFFLINE, ONLY WAKE UP TO 'LOCK' CERTAIN THREADS OUT OF ANNOYANCE LIKE SOME VIRUSES FROM THOSE AWON RADIOVIBE OR MARTINSUWAKWUE(MUNDUS1,2,3. . , TO INFINITY) BLOGS IN THE CELEBRITY SECTIONS  !!! 

PLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEE. . . . .SOME OF US DO NOT WANNO FEATURE ON YOUR ALAYE 'OGBONI-OKIJA'. . . .OKORO-Yoruba INFESTED MAFIA GANG THREADS! Thank you! ESPECIALLY IN THE CELEBRITY SECTION.

kurus:
You don't get it do you? They marry our women, spend their lives and monies doing menial jobs and growing our economy while theiir assets will stay here when Nigeria splits up. Even their children grow up as our children learning our culture and way of life; they learn to respect life unlike the goat herding, no regard for life culture that obtains amongst the goat-like sharia demons up north

Oh. . .
I get it alright.
As long as the menace stays in the North. . . not my consain.
You keep your behinds in the South. Period!

Boko Haram nor go crase reach South. . .
If you do not offer your arzzes for suya in the North, Boko Haram would only roast themselves!

STAY IN YOUR OWN PLACES WHERE YOU ARE SAFE TO BE KIDNAPPED OR RAP-ED BY YOUR OWN PEEPS!!!

Moo-mooism!
I really don't know if Nigerians keep going.
I think they are gone for real.

Poor thing.
God will reward her.
After all. . . . in her father's house, there are many mansions of fruits of the womb dia.

Ile Baba E, Lo Keeeeeee!!!!!

jodeci:
Must you comment on every post? quite jobless i can say.

Is it possible to comment on EVERY POST?
Ode!
Yes, I am jobless at the moment. My vacation just turned boring!
Which wan consain you sef?
I understand.

Miserable peeps like your skanky arzzze are never normal amongst happy peeps like me you know?
Please, accept my sympathies. . . Bipolar/Manic/Depressive psychotic disorders like yours are the biatchezzz.
Get help! Common face the blaaady topic. You m0r0n!

God save ya arzze. . . Time to chop.
Make I go collect my 'ration' before these hungry family members of minezzze do 'GONZALEZ' for my plate.

Moo-moo!

Demdem:
@booty asshoole
Will advise u to shut the bleep off especially if u don't what is going on. Don't meddle into things u can't easily fathom. Accursed knows himself and except u are another log in of his I don't see how this concerns u.

Thank you for being direct at least.
This is page 3.
Have you been snoring as usual?
Good morring. . . darling dunce!

Moderator spokes person. Alakori!

Ode buruku! See as you dey smell like 'assehole' kpa kpa!
Malu shyte!
Abeg carry ya funky breath comot for road jare. . . it smells through your posts!
You need both dental and 'peri' care!
Stinking buttocks! Go back to your 'nursing' home abeg!

Thank God. Boko Haram nor dey for South-South!
Even MEND nor go get LIVER smell this wedding.
Mu he he he he he he
What a nation of cowards!

ARISE OH COWARDLY COMPATRIOTS!

Boko Haram izzz naaat ya h-only problem!

Let us start with you.(Hey you! The coward talking to the wall)
You nor be 'accursed'? Olodo wey nor fit make direct statements.
Make I borrow your 'cowardly' garment for 'goodluck' huh?
Abi you nor get mamma for your bedroom too?
Shioooor.

Ladies show up jare anywhere. . . including the 'dummy' agbero-joint of a political section. . . . and whoop the arzzes of these re-tarded, faceless, awon we-we/dem-dem cyber cowardly, goons and nonentities, masquerading as men with shrivilled blokoses full of cobwebs!
They can't do shyte but ban!
Not everyone is a coward like you and your ancestors. . . if we wanno curse ya skanky arzzzes out. . .we do just that. Your moderator post or SUPA MOD high-five gang of dunces ends here. . . ON NAIRALAND. Mwaaaaaaah!

If you are cursed out. . .there is every chance you deserve it!
Soooooooooooooo, do ya phocking worst! Mwaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Na una dey find husband/wife/pickin/penpal/soulmate/sweetheart/sha-g-rag doll for NL not me!
Shiooooooooor!!!
Who born them?


Back to my sweeeeeeet blog jare.

Of course.
Jonathan was uninimously elected. . . .accorcing to una.
So there!

Cleansing my bowels of course!
A baby has got to do what a baby has to do!

Who cares.
As long as you keep your rubbish in the North. . . .fine with moi.
You have my permission to roast as many infidels in your midst.
Boko Haram nor dey for Southern Nigeria. . . .so, nothing spoil.

Old wine in new wineskins?
The story of NL and Nigeria.
Goodluck 'SISTAH'!
Nice thread.
Enjoy!

No offence.
Take a hint.
This question has been asked a billion times on NL and all over the world.
The reason no one can add or subtract from it.
My opinions on this middle-belt issue has resonated all over NL for eons.
No need to repeat them.
Not that bored.

Besides, you are NOT new to NL. . . just saying.
Some things/TOPICS get old.
Google NL and see for yourself.

Poor dude.
At least he is in a 5* prison.