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Good other countries are not oblivious to the degenerative states of Nigerians and Nigeria.

One Nigeria take note. . . .
Una want to divide abi?

I don't care for either.
Soooooooooooo, can't tell.

No surprises there.
If you can't join them. . . beat them!

The fear of Dame Patience opening her mouth in public of course.

This taxi driver work for this Emerika na wah!

Na wetin my man JI don do again?
Abegio. . . set my sweeeerat freee!!!
I hope is not true.

All na 'fruit' of the womb na.
Blessed art thou amongst women.

Glad you can tell one feather from another.
Brilliant!

We do not delete threads except threads promoting falsehood and threads capable of causing damages.

A-TI-SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!. . . .We all fall down!!!!

*Sneezes*

Then,

*Gets up*

I smell 'jock-itch'!

Who cares?
Same ten and ten pence.

We don't need all that long story to tell us that Hausas are humble people. I know for a fact that they are. Even when surrounded by wealth. . .stolen or not.
No comparison at all. You can use NL as an example if you need ANY proof!

Why should this be Jonathan's call?
Nigerians can be re-tarded sha.
Why are we surprised?
Only on an 'Al-Joker' thread.
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwww.

He should not be pardoned.
Not until all the females i.e wife, concubine and sister have been pardoned too,
Shikena!

NIGER-DELTA leader and entrepreneur, Chief Moses Efe Odeh,

ODE-H BURUKU FOR REAL!

Im sure alot of them even believe in God and have recieved counsel from men but choose to put it in the back of their minds.

*Oh, poohsie fart*
We have ga-y priests for laffin' out loud!
Pedo-philes too!
Who should be counselling who. . . Can SATAN cast out SATAN?
Tell it to "Santa Baby" for Xmas. That would be level-19 news to add to his Xmas stocking as an item.
Sheeeesh!

Sometimes attention from men can be thrilling you know.
Just the way they UnCloth you with their eyes and sniff at your underwear lustily. . .
Just sayin'. . . . .some men have that electrifying touch/electrocuting orgazzzz-zzzms that make you 'squirt' at the sight of 'em.

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kayode256:
you are definitely crazy
So what has stopped u from goin into prostit-ution if u become short of cash will u consider it

Crazy? YUP! . . . And loving my crazy self too always.

It shows you have really not researched this topic properly before starting this thread.
Firstly, you ASSUME prosti-tution is ONLY for 'cash'.

Secondly, you asssume that prostitution in Nigeria is the same as prostitution outside Nigeria. . .FALSE!
Finally, you assume it is a shameful act from your perspective. Forgetting that we ALL do NOT share the same religions, cultures and value systems.

This is a topic for mature adults. To answer your question, I could NEVER go into prosti-tution if I were ever short of cash.

7 simple reasons for you. . . why prostitution is not for me.

1. I lived an extremely sheltered life with ALL my needs provided by my parents. . . THANK GOD!!!  NEVER BEEN THE SUGAR DADDY KIND. . . .NOT INTERESTED IN DOING ALL THAT HARDWORK FOR NOTHING!!!!

2. I am not a materialistic being. I may love to live a comfortable life. . . it does not cost much IN ANY PART OF TH CIVILIZED WORLD. . . . and my needs are very limited.  In other words. . . not the GREEEEDY KIND OF TYPICAL MGBEKE NIGERIAN FEMALE!

3. I do not have what it takes. . .doing a whole lot of DRUGS and messing with my mind. You have to do that to allow some kinds of men go between your legs or touch your body for real. ESPECIALLY IN PLACES LIKE NIGERIA. 

4. I am not interested in such a professional calling. Too lazy and too old. I can't even deal with one man in one day not to mention 7 men one day. Besides, MEN BORE ME TO DEATH AFTER LESS THAN 24 HOURS.

5. I am gainfully employed, having invested heavily in education.

6. I live in a society where I could always go on WELFARE temporarily. Nothing like going broke totally. I can also cash in on my equities or retirement funds. My investments would pay off then.

7. I would be the one paying for services. . . not the other way round. All about levels.

Any further questions?

The white/yellow man is indeed superior.
He did the most honorable thing.
His cup had indeed runneth over.
Why wait for the Osama/Saddam/Gadaffi 'trick o treat'?

Jonathan is a 'black' man.
We know what to expect.

OK.

Shall we tell the president?!

*whispers. . . looks like 'spambot' works to to suit it's manufacturer's specs*

Aigbofa:
LWKMD

Nice to know though. Fresh air, I guess.

I am a 'business woman'. . . just proceed to the "goods sampling" section. I have just what you need.

I think it is better for any woman wanting to engage in such acts to head out of Nigeria.
Better prospects for the business women.

kayode256 link=topic=802136.msg9542438#msg954t i2438 date=1321135399:
^^^^
Quite concerning


can you send your sister or daughter on such a mission?? just because of money!

Not all about the money. In Nigeria, it is all about poverty.
May I remind you that wealthy people also have children as 'hookers'.
Especially in the Western world.
Sometimes attention from men can be thrilling you know.
Just the way they UnCloth you with their eyes and sniff at your underwear lustily. . .
Just sayin'. . . . .some men have that electrifying touch/electrocuting orgazzzz-zzzms that make you 'squirt' at the sight of 'em.

I WILL PAY!

Yes!
I did one on the 'Ijebusites' from the Holy Bible and it was deleted.
I wonder why.
Some said I was looking for 'trouble'!

On a second thought, I think the moderators (terrible guys) just have a knack for deleting my posts and often times topics without any reason.

If you call them that. . . o well.
What can I say.
After all, the word is in the dictionary. . . even if it is a questionable noun beggering qualification.

dayokanu:
Bootyonme,

How far na, I have been waiting for you since.

When are you coming back to Coppell?

Aigbofa:
Really! Who said we can't learn from each other? Ho-ing process hmmn.

We ALL know that I am not wearing ANY underwear at this moment. . .
What I really want to know is how both of you found out!
AT THE SAME TIME.
Abi na Prophet Jarus send una?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!

I am glad Nigerians can react.
At least we can see how a Judiciary works in the civilized world, however imperfect.

Aigbofa:
I bet you don't.

Not at all sweerie pie.
Unfortunately, not my cup of tea.
I would have had no problems becoming one. . . . AND PROUDLY SO.
You gat a problem? Takirrrup with ya God or Demon. . .or what ever created ya!
Not my gaddam bizzz!

FYI, many Nigerian women got married to MANY Nigerian men during the 'ho-ing' process too.
Many women have become FIRST LADIES, MINISTERS, SENATORS, REP MEMBERS ETC, ETC AND EMPLOYED MANY NIGERIAN MEN AS DRIVERS TOO!
Check around Nairaland and other Nigerian messageboards or websites.


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Another great actor of Nollywood.
He never really looked healthy though.
I wish him and his family well.

Given that EVERY man has paid for se-x at on point in time or another. . . .in cash or in kind, I wonder why this is such a 'topic' for discussion.
Prostitution is one of the oldest professions since the beginning of time. . . .why is it still a wonder?
In a place like Nigeria, I think it is better for any woman wanting to engage in such acts to head out of Nigeria.
Better prospects for the business women.

You see it as shameful. . .I do not.
Not a moral issue, not a religious one.
It is God's business, so let him take care of it.
Not my gadddem bizzzzz!

Only 10 days and 7 hours!
In the past 4 1/2 years.
Praise da lord!!! Still a virgin NL that has not been over-'screwed'
Not as jobless as some NLanders.

3.
With a Swuegbe populace. . . corrupt government officials have no accountability.

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeat!
Let them gerrrrrrout of there.
Let me see what Boko Haram will attack next.
ShiooooYOOOOOOR!!!

Come down which south? I am not a brothers keeper to any northern Christain. If Boko haram want to wipe out all Northern Christains i wish them the best of Luck, nonsense

As dem don dey run for dia lyf. . .we shall receive them socio-economic prodigals. . . .
I will not pity them if they continue to live in those areas where they choose to be used as sacrificial lambs!
Charity begins 'FROM' home. Time to build your own home state before roaming around the North!

He is right of course. He knows Nigeria and Nigerians well.
The reason he can relax.
Boko Haram is only significant in the North. 
Boko Haram is not in Southern Nigeria.
I don't know why some Southern cowards are making noise.