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SportsSven-goran Eriksson To Coach Ivory Coast In World Cup by Borat1(op): 12:52pm On Mar 29, 2010
Former England boss Sven-Goran Eriksson has been appointed to coach Ivory Coast at the World Cup in South Africa.

An announcement was made on Sunday, with Mark Hughes and former Real Madrid coach Bernd Schuster also coming under consideration for the role.

A statement from the country's football federation said: "He's an experienced coach who has proved himself.

"His objective is to ensure an honourable participation at the upcoming World Cup."

Bosnian coach Vahid Halilhodzic was sacked last month after the Elephants failed to reach the Africa Cup of Nations semi-finals.

Ivory Coast, led by Chelsea's Didier Drogba, are drawn with Brazil, Portugal and North Korea in Group G at the World Cup in South Africa in June and July.

Swede Eriksson joined England in 2001 after a successful club management career in Europe, including an Italian championship with Lazio in 2000.

He led England to two World Cup quarter-finals but the high point of his reign was the 5-1 win over Germany in the qualifiers for Japan and South Korea only months after he had taken over.

Since leaving England after the 2006 World Cup, he managed Manchester City, Mexico and was director of football at Notts County.

No details were given about the length of Eriksson's contract.

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Foreign AffairsDouble Suicide Bombings Kill 35 On Moscow Subway by Borat1(op): 9:28am On Mar 29, 2010
MOSCOW – Two female suicide bombers blew themselves up on Moscow's subway system as it was jam-packed with rush-hour passengers Monday, killing at least 35 people and wounding 38, the city's mayor and other officials said.

Emergency Ministry spokeswoman Svetlana Chumikova said 23 people were killed in an explosion shortly before 8 a.m. at the Lubyanka station in central Moscow. The station is underneath the building that houses the main offices of the Federal Security Service, or FSB, the KGB's main successor agency.

A second explosion hit the Park Kultury station about 45 minutes later. Chumikova said at least 12 were dead there. The ministry later said 38 people were injured.

Moscow Mayor Yuri Luzhkov said both explosions were believed to have been set off on the trains.

"The first data that the FSB has given us is that there were two female suicide bombers," Luzhkov told reporters at the Park Kultury site.

The blasts practically paralyzed movement in the city center as emergency vehicles sped to the stations.

In the Park Kultury blast, the bomber was wearing a belt packed with plastic explosive and set it off as the train's doors opened, said Vladimir Markin, a spokesman for Russia's top investigative body. The woman has not been identified, he told reporters.

The last confirmed terrorist attack in Moscow was in August 2004, when a suicide bomber blew herself up outside a city subway station, killing 10 people.

Responsibility for that blast was claimed by Chechen rebels and suspicion in Monday's explosions is likely to focus on them and other separatist groups in the restive North Caucasus region.

In February, Chechen rebel leader Doku Umarov warned in an interview on a rebel-affiliated Website that "the zone of military operations will be extended to the territory of Russia , the war is coming to their cities."

Umarov also claimed his fighters were responsible for the November bombing of the Nevsky Express passenger train that killed 26 people en route from Moscow to St. Petersburg.

The Moscow subway system is one of the world's busiest, carrying around 7 million passengers on an average workday, and is a key element in running the sprawling and traffic-choked city.

Helicopters hovered over the Park Kultury station area, which is near the renowned Gorky Park.

Passengers, many of them in tears, streamed out of the station, one man exclaiming over and over "This is how we live!"

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 9:45pm On Mar 28, 2010
mukina2:
see dreams cheesy
use ya leg kick my team na
agbero feeling funky angry
Bite me!  tongue tongue
Left for people like you, there will be no competition in this league
You clearly had injured and suspended players, but you sat tight
now you come here crying
I'm not enjoying doing you so helplessly  tongue

tboy1:
It’s the average points per game over previous 30 days at start of gameweek i.e 4 games(back to 27 Feb)

Looks like malouda to me
No Sir,
Its Lamps for sure. . .check again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 8:47pm On Mar 28, 2010
chamotex:
I'm playing Librans next week?
3 awoof points for me grin grin grin grin
3 awoof points my broda
She should be kicked out of the league
Very unserious
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa State Governor Involved In N100 Billion Fraud. by Borat1: 8:42pm On Mar 28, 2010
OP.
surely you mean 100 million? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 7:31pm On Mar 28, 2010
tkb417:
My emergency captain policy is on form
Who are they gonna give
I have malouda and Lampard
I hope its Lampard cos that means I don hammer

I need to sell Carr immediately
This boy na snake sha ooooooooo! shocked
Look at this guy just take style dey sneak him way up o. . .i go tell! tongue

lalaboi:
i got mr average. . . . 3points don waka come my side without visa. . .
Sharrap, Of what use is your 3 points
Mr Trophyless
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 6:37pm On Mar 28, 2010
This is a goddamned conspiracy!!
How come its this week lamps decides to hit four that drogba and rooney decide not to play
Now every tom, d*ck and harry will get free extra 28 points angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by Borat1: 5:40pm On Mar 28, 2010
I hope El nino isnt in such rabid form when we play liverpool. . . sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: Congratulations! Nairaland Now Over Half A Million Members. . . by Borat1: 10:35pm On Mar 27, 2010
Tudor,
I'm sorry but your post was seen by kosovo as a threat to his salary as a mod. grin
I guess he cant risk losing the peanuts he's being paid by Seun

@kosovo
I'm disgusted!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Congratulations! Nairaland Now Over Half A Million Members. . . by Borat1: 10:19pm On Mar 27, 2010
Tudór:
excuse me? Because i spoke the truth by saying the member count of this forum is exaggerated, flawed and not representative and called out this thread for what it is - a disgusting attempt to suck-up to seun- you deleted my post?

Saying the bloody obvious has now made me an 'enemy of nairaland'? Yet two individuals fighting off-topic had teir posts untouched becoz they're 'friends of nairaland'. Are you kidding me?

Where in the forum rules did it say i'm not allowed the express my views 'lover of nairaland' or not? OMG Does seun test the IQ of moderators or he just likes them low?

Its either you show me what rules i violated or you better restore my post. Fast!
My sister,
well said
A thread started in the wrong section and subsequently derailed
I comment and its promptly deleted

Kosovo's Threatning to ban me!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Go Ahead!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bolton Wanderers Vs Man Utd [0 - 4] On Sat 27th March. 6:30PM by Borat1: 8:06pm On Mar 27, 2010
Its really funny to see man utd struggle each time Rooney doesnt play. . .
Very interesting
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 6:43pm On Mar 27, 2010
Stop moaning. . .
how would you feel when you are sure a minus 2 is gonna be subbed into your team
Shiiit angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 6:23pm On Mar 27, 2010
I didnt get that phuck-face Dunne far away from my team,
now the nucca gon get autosubbed in. . . shiiiiit!

who had lamps as captain?
Unbelievable! shocked shocked grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa [7 - 1] on Saturday, 27th March At 4pm Nig time by Borat1: 5:30pm On Mar 27, 2010
Yeeh! damage limitation! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa [7 - 1] on Saturday, 27th March At 4pm Nig time by Borat1: 4:18pm On Mar 27, 2010
Click. . .Click. . .BANG!
Christianity EtcCatholic S..E..X Abuse. . .of What Use Is Celibacy In The Catholic Church by Borat1(op): 8:27pm On Mar 26, 2010
I'm not condemning anyone, but i've continued to watch with disgust at the continuos uncovering
of years of s#e#x abuse by catholic priests which went uncautioned by bishops and even the pope
I'm just wondering if these abuses would have been if catholic priests were not celibate
I mean these are virile men (full intact  cool) who swore not to have any  and maybe later learnt it was an impossible task
OF what use is celibacy in the catholic church?
RomanceAre Girls Really That Gullible? by Borat1(op): 7:07pm On Mar 26, 2010
Please educate me. . .
Are girls really as gullible as they make out? Are they condemned to hypnotism by the now infamous phrase "I love you" or is it there something i dont know?
You see a guy cheats on a lady, and he comes back to say. . .
"i'm sorry. You know i love you" and he gets forgiven pronto.
I've seen my friends do it a lot. . .and it makes me sick
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa [7 - 1] on Saturday, 27th March At 4pm Nig time by Borat1: 4:55pm On Mar 26, 2010
v3:
Nice one myk wink

A bore draw or 1-0 in favor of A.Villa cool
khanye:
Chelsea 1 - Aston Villa 3 cool
BinghiNya:
may the better team win. I see a draw.
Myself2:
Villa to win this one
vampire:
aston villa will at least draw against chelsea.
ichommy:
Up Aston wink
Who let out all these guys on parole? sad
CareerRe: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Borat1: 12:50am On Mar 26, 2010
denzel2009:
B.sc Petrolchemical eng. - Uni Petrol

Msc Mech.eng. - Feyingbole A&M University Houston
Sh!!t grin
PoliticsRe: Acid Rain Scare: Port Harcourt Residents Scamper For Safety by Borat1: 12:24am On Mar 26, 2010
Dont Worry
The next rain wey go fall no go be acid rain. . .
Na acid gon gon!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 12:19am On Mar 26, 2010
Chamo hit the front paaiige make some nooooooise!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 10:59pm On Mar 25, 2010
He he. . .
I got haters to my left, and a hater to my right
Lie-Lie boy hating on me cuz my game tight
We started out together, but see what i achieved
I left his a$$ behind now nucca feel aggrieved grin tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 9:57pm On Mar 25, 2010
lalaboi:
@Borat. . . why u dey lie na?


U didnt get the highest point. . . Nuff said. . . . Nice trick cutting out that guy off the screenshot wink . . . cheesy
See this jobless Arrow!!
Eyah, na bad belle go kill you! tongue tongue grin
Go and check all my screenshots, they stop at 47
Cos thats about as much as can fit on the screen. .
I promised to gross the highest points last week and i delivered, so unless you're prepared to prove otherwise. . .
Cierra la boca!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Acid Rain Scare: Port Harcourt Residents Scamper For Safety by Borat1: 2:01pm On Mar 25, 2010
lmao. . .I can imagine. .
very funny sh*t!
"Its acid rain, run for cover!!!!" grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 2:55am On Mar 25, 2010
~Borat~:
I'm going to gross the highest points after tonights matches
Nuff said

https://img547.imageshack.us/img547/551/fpl31.jpg
https://img704.imageshack.us/img704/2708/84140278.jpg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 12:31am On Mar 25, 2010
chamotex:
^^^I'm talking about this game week dude . . . I'm leading the points tally so you should be ashamed of yourself.
Have you paid FPL the points you owed?  grin grin
FPL's Pompey . . . They should sack you from the league. cheesy
Sharrap my friend. . .

Although i must congratulate you on your hard fought victory
a few more victories like this one and you'll still finish last
HealthRe: Pls Help,something Cuts Her Body At Night. by Borat1: 12:27am On Mar 25, 2010
Kulas:
Please what is the cuase of this and i need an advice,i am a dating a girl,most of the time she will wake up at night only to discover that something has cut(pierce) her body and the sign of the cut resembles a cut using razor blade,knife or finger nails and blood will be coming out from that cut body and it will be paining her.This has happened on many occassions even though she do pray.
Errm Mister coola$$,
what business have you sleeping in the same bed, most of the time and on many occasions with someone that is not your wife? huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Borat1(op): 11:09pm On Mar 24, 2010
A whitewash of portsmouth was in the plan. . .
A draw at Blackburn wasnt
All in all a good game today.
Its fair to say that the league is man utds to lose, but that isnt necessarily the case as we still play them.
If we cant beat them at OT, then maybe we dont deserve the league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Portsmouth Vs Chelsea [0 - 5] On Wed. 24th March 2010 by Borat1: 9:45pm On Mar 24, 2010
Unacceptable scoreline. . .
PoliticsRe: Two Kidnapped Nnpc Staff Found Dead - This Is Not The Way Forward by Borat1: 6:19pm On Mar 24, 2010
18 platoon:
@igbo boy, since na you dey vex, i extend my invitation to you, please come to the north and practice what you've been preaching, you wan go heaven but you no wan die.
See this bufoon
what about the coup you guys were supposed to execute. . ?
PoliticsRe: <<Denied>> Governor Imoke Flown Abroad After Ghastly Crash <<Denied>> by Borat1: 5:37pm On Mar 24, 2010
barnabasj:
http://thepmnews.com/2010/03/24/ghastly-crash-governor-imoke-flown-abroad


Following the injuries sustained by the Cross River State Governor, Senator Liyel Imoke, on the mountainous Obudu Ranch Resort, the governor has reportedly been flown abroad for further medical treatment.

Imoke was flown to an undisclosed European country for treatment as[b] the crash is reported to have seriously affected his health, “especially around the ankle region,”[/b]a P.MNEWS source disclosed.

He was earlier flown to the Federal Medical Centre, Abuja where doctors recommended his treatment abroad following the severity of the injuries he sustained during the crash.

The governor was involved in a road mishap while ascending the mountainous Obudu Ranch Resort at about 2 a.m after he had attended two funeral obsequies in Obudu in the northern senatorial zone of the state.

After the event, it was too late for the governor to use the cable car which had closed during the day, hence his trip in the SUV in the early hours of that fateful day to rest at the Resort.

Impeccable sources disclosed that Senator Imoke’s driver who was on duty complained that he was feeling sleepy but was urged by a superior official to drive the SUV as there was no alternative.

The driver, according to our source, was told to use water to wash his face to prevent the sleep, which he did but that did not help matters. The driver still fell asleep and eventually lost control of the SUV in which the governor was, causing it to skid off the snaky road and crashing several times into the steel barriers by the side of the road, thus causing him to sustain serious injuries.

The driver and the chief security officer to the governor did not sustain serious injuries but Imoke’s case was terrible. The governor’s car according, to sources, was badly mangled.

Chief Press Secretary to the Governor, Patrick Ugbe, who had earlier reported the accident to newsmen, declined to speak on Imoke’s trip abroad.

The Deputy Governor, Barrister Efiok Cobham, has been acting as governor, swearing in board members as approved by the state House of Assembly.
Are you kidding me?
He has a life threatning ankle injury? huh
bwahhahahahah!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy League 2010 by Borat1: 5:29pm On Mar 24, 2010
Chamo is about to claim his first ever human victim in the h2h league in the person of Reptilez fc!!
That calls for some champagne popping shocked shocked shocked

I'm going to gross the highest points after tonights matches

dayokanu:
Borat post your screenshots na
Make them play finish na tongue
btw you dey down for all the leagues, so wetin you wan see? tongue

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