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Jeez mehn!
These bloody fixtures have made my job a lot more difficult. . .
By the way, where is everyone?

That bomb was a joke!!
the guy in question shouldnt even have been in one piece

Hanoobaba:
The guy's A SlowPoke. I guess it was the mobile phone he was using that triggered the explosion. When you want to give out jobs, give it to proffesionals.
And a point of correction to the PPPRO, disarming of bombs is called diffusion and not detonation.

Of course it could have been detonated
For this xmas period who wan take chance diffuse bomb?  
just take the bombs to a safe place and set em off. . .

Forever - Drake
Coooooool!

Eyonucca,
Stop kissing a$$ . . Freak

Criz,
I shudder to think of what might have been if you were a prison warden
I apologize if anyone saw my rather innocuous posts as a platform to foment trouble.
I've presented my nomination, i've cast my vote
I'm DONE with this thread

Criz,
accusations? wat accusations?
And by the way you cant cease to care. You have to finish wat you started.
We have a right to an election as any other section on nairaland.
If you visit the Romance section, you'll see Debo was given an even harder time with regards the nomination thingy.
He didnt throw the ballot papers and run away crying like a ninny.
Lets just stop this nonsense bickering and get down to the elections
I'd already made my nominations, here they are again
Ibime
Krayola
DK
Nateevs
Sharon
HNIC
Duduspace

Nigerian women, or well atleast most of em stop working out after marriage,
especially after their first child, cos they think its no use

Well heck,
in Mauritania, the men love their women fatter!
If you are not fat, then kiss finding a hubby goodbye!
in fact. . . wait for this one
The men prefer their women with stretch marks!!  
Young girls are forced to drink fattened milk up to their necks, aided to vomit and then some more milk is chugged down their throats
incredible
one mans meat. . .

Approved1:
Wow, this is a very strong opinion.

Maybe someone should start a Big-N- Beautiful thread, so NL can see that there is beauty in larger size ladies.

But beauty is in the ye of the beholder anyway.

I rather be single than marry a poor man, or an ugly man, or a short man.

So everyone has a right to their requirements in a mate.

Shut up!
lies!! all lies!!

Now people stop going gaga over that booty
ITs all fat!! 
you can get it slapped on for a little fee on dr 90210. . .

But wait a sec,
holy makeover!!
i could take a bullet in my heart for that a$$!!
And what makes it even better is this looks like some 'real' chick
not some 'hoe'

platinumnk:
See these mumu guys sef
may we remind u of what you look like getting old??


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the only man without a belly is the white man

Thats cos he's the poorest

duabba:
Doctors on Nairaland,

Help me o! If I don't hear the noise from a generator I can't sleep. Is this also to similar to situations whereby people cannot sleep with/without the light on, what can I do??

Hope you dont die of CO poisoning one day o

dominique:
i recommend a he record the noise in a 6 long hour tape and play it all night long

Perfect

You dont need the emoticons,
your posts speak for you
Now if you would please. . .

Relationship?
What relationship?
That bi*ch needs a life, and IF she actually paid for those boobiez then Hot Damn she got ripped-off!

mukina2:
Borat
what government?
you don dey dream sha
go and sleep.

Honeric
wetin i wan talk
sorry ok?

This conversation is offtopic and should be deleted, same way others were
Have you forgotten this is for footie poster of the year?

xynerise:
@daisies. you are sounding as if you are fat.

FAT is a rude word
unless you're out to spite someone, then try to avoid using it
try using 'overweight' 

agabaI23:
See manager come scout

He He!
Lets just say i'm thorough

You cannot just tell me smoking is bad. . .
we have to reach a reasonable consensus.
Please i want to know how many cigarettes is 'ok' for a whole week.

My Laptop screen

daisies:
not true in my mothers case and also in my sisters case, dont say what you do not have knowledge of.

would you care to explain what you mean 'in my mothers case and also in my sisters case'?

mukina2:
han han must you edit that one too

i thought i saw only the first part?

mukina2:
story i meant the things you added after

i saw the original posts before you added the other stuffs

Haba,
Why you dey stalk me now?
am i paying the price for speaking out against the government?

Whether proliferation of churches results from greed or not,
i'd like to see it for its advantages which is the spreading of the gospel.
About three redeemed churches on one street. . . .

So Fabregas' injury status has changed to doubtful?
Hmmm. . .
thats encouraging
Could buy him back earlier than i expected.

Silent scandal. . .
hmmmm
sounds sexy enough
but being a nollywood movie, i guess the plot is as plain as a pikestaff
rubbish!

mukina2:
why do you keep editing your posts?

maybe typos. . 
But you havent exactly quoted a post i edited so face front

@OP
Sorry to bust your bubble but the ladies grow the fat soon after marriage!!

mukina2:
ok Borat, tell your conscience to stop bugging you https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/37.gif

we don hear.

Criz already cancelled the poll, so do yours and free crizzle.

i hear you too
but i've already voted for none

mukina2:
Borat https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif
that was it, you wanted your name . .  and it was not there.
so you had to find a way to vent 
am sure you were taught in Sunday School to tell the truth and shame the devil.

oya talk and shame Sharon

why you dey ask na?

you're lucky sha criz stopped it, if it were me , una go post tire i wont bat an eyelid sterner stuff
not even kit's colourful posts will make me back down

ME i no go sunday school o!
My school been dey stop on friday so i dont know what you are on about
i for no even qualify for any of the categories, so there again goes your claim

Criz said it herself,
She started this thread cos it was being started in all the other sections as she put it
maybe thats why she didnt prepare for it

The basis for nomination was roundly criticized by
tkb - a scum
Dr kit - a gaynner
FBS (himself a mod, and conducting successful elections in his own section )
and every other person
what again did you need madam co-autocrat?
i say again, i was ticked off by nateevs' glaring exclusion and Dayokanu's inclusion cos he woefully failed one of the criterion


criz stopped what?
So why did you guys delete the posts 
Believe me the only fun in this thread was the part deleted 

Cristalz:
@Borat
Common sense ain't so common, y'know.

I really dont understand that part  

Cristalz:
In addition to what? Nah.  .  .berra discard the mod's nominees. After all, they were ''autocratic''.
So why borrow 'em?

autocratic? YES, but Nobody said to discard them,
you were only prodded to improve on them
Not by one, not by two, not by three. . .
If you really wanted us to have fun as you claim then why not oblige us?  
Please tell me on what grounds you disqualified nateevs and i'll rest my case

Like i said earlier *modified*
My list of nominees are

1. Nateevs
2. Sharon boner
3. HNIC
4. Duduspace

I would have loved to include ~Gonner~, but he misses out on consistency

Cristalz:
@Ibime
I officially ceased to care some 2 hours ago.
Won't stress myself anymore than I have to.

Na lie o!
You must care,
come and finish what you started

mukina2:
Borat https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif
admit, you wanted your name on the list,
you were only hiding behind Nateev's name
now you can nominate  and vote for yourself all you want

Sharrap and face ur belle,  
na nomination for ministerial appointment?  
If i wanted to be nominated i would have just said so now, haba
Admit ko, confess ni
I was harping on nateevs cos he was glaringly excluded because of the argument he had with criz,
he passed all the other so-called criteria: consistency, behaviour etc


So why did you and criz go through all the pains only to kill the poll in the end?  
dont be silly

he he!
i see the threads been sanitzed. . . 
autocracy doesnt pay 
well me thinks everyone was just trying to have fun. . .

Funny enough,
Murky i find your comment about sour grapes as silly as the nominees i see above
Being nominated will not add an inch to my d*ck
I never demanded to be nominated, and would not like to see my name in any poll
like i stand a chance in hell of winning 

Messi should win it till 2013
The guy would surely feel bored playing next year
HE's won everything it sucks!!

mykali:
I really flopped this weekend. I'm lucky i only went down a spot, after losing 12 pts to transfers. Might send Rooney packing after boxing day.

He he. . .
poor you
Me i'm sending Drogba packing for sure this week