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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 11:38pm On Aug 30, 2009
kai! this week was a week to forget, sad
with two players copping zero points and 1's and 2's scattered everywhere, NA WA
see cold blooded reptile dey breathe down my neck sef! chei i don suffer,
i'm tempted to play my wild card,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 1:56am On Aug 30, 2009
Ok. I wish it was as simple as it sounds. Brace my ass. Everton will rape them till their points enter negative zone! tongue
Saha for a hat trick and 2 assists. . .
PhonesRe: Nairalanders! Pls Help! My Phone Is Infected With Virus. by Borat1: 12:43am On Aug 30, 2009
Format
HealthRe: My Girlfriend Is A Sleep-Walker (Somnambulist) by Borat1: 12:41am On Aug 30, 2009
Deep Soul:
Some years ago, my younger sister used to wake up every night, running round the house, screaming.

We would usually run after her, hold her and pray. We later found out it had to do with our then house help. . . some funny story

But d height of it was when she woke up one night, went to d balcony, was in d process of jumping downstairs whn som1 saw her and grabbed her!

When we asked her where she was going to, she said was going to wee wee grin

Funny but scary. Scarily funny. Funnily scary. But that was sha the last of it!
shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 12:31am On Aug 30, 2009
A-40:
Wowie so we lost.Its funny i dont know who to start blaming but i guess the obvious culprits are that armed bandit that's disguised as a ref and Diaby
Vieira:
Man U were played off the park. The referee had a nightmare and Diaby
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 12:25am On Aug 30, 2009
A-40:
@Borat
Distin ko Dat tin ni! Was he not there when the Gunners pumped four past them? Rodallega grabs a brace i say
So what it means is that Mancity will get pummelled 6-1 because lescott joined them.
Portsmouth are a 'poor' team, they lost all their good players
TV/MoviesRe: Jim Ikye Is Humiliating by Borat1: 12:21am On Aug 30, 2009
*Thread marked for thrashing*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 11:47pm On Aug 29, 2009
sour luck,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by Borat1: 11:43pm On Aug 29, 2009
Argue till for ever,
Scores wont change.
It was a bit unfair on the gaynners, but they can recieve solace from the fact they've got an OM,
Meanwhile look up at the top y'all, thats the team to beat,
Bastards,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 11:30pm On Aug 29, 2009
Crizzz,
i'd rather you allot ade his 3 points for featuring and forget about him,
thats provided he doesnt cop a red,
if its he you got on ur mind, tongue

A-40:
Rodallega if u know whats good for you better grab me a brace against that leaky Everton defence
you are lost,
they got distin, moreova they've gotten over lescott
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 11:02pm On Aug 29, 2009
Yuck!
The league has gone ballistic! shocked
Who the hell is gálactìcos?
All my strikers let me down today, including my skipper, Drogba.
Defoe should have copped 25pts today if points are awarded for misses. I've got average players playing tomorrow.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by Borat1: 7:00pm On Aug 29, 2009
See this lone mad man o. . . grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by Borat1: 6:14pm On Aug 29, 2009
I will cut of my stick finger yakuza-style if someone does not cop a red in this match! In fact two reds.
Btw, Gallas lift that your swollen head across the field and score me a damn goal!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by Borat1: 6:00pm On Aug 29, 2009
Criztalmeth, shit my ass!
Like you dont like fantasy points! grin
LiteratureRe: I Hate Poems! by Borat1(op): 5:13pm On Aug 29, 2009
Interprete my poem my ass! Thats not a poem by the way. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bolton Vs Liverpool On Saturday 29th August, 3pm Nig Time by Borat1: 3:39pm On Aug 29, 2009
Davies has just put bolton in front. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: :::The '09/10 Barclaycard English Premiership Thread::: by Borat1(op): 3:13pm On Aug 29, 2009
Chelsea 3 - 0 Burnley
(N. Anelka 45', M. Ballack 47', A. Cole 52')

Geovanni has already put hull a goal up. A goal as fast as ade's
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 2:34pm On Aug 29, 2009
There you go, Most convincing performance yet. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 1:57pm On Aug 29, 2009
@criz,
i'm not comfortable with DD being your captain on Fantasy,
give it to someone else pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
cos i'm certain as dusk after dawn that drogba will get a goal, possibly a brace,
and i'd be gutted to know you share in the spoils,  angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 1:42pm On Aug 29, 2009
kay_pumpin:
Drogba just conned the referee and should be banned for 2 games  angry
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 1:20pm On Aug 29, 2009
Bikey is getting in my hair,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 1:06pm On Aug 29, 2009
There's no way this burnley team will go on relegation,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 12:54pm On Aug 29, 2009
Nicc's looking sharp today, halleluyah
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Borat1: 12:50pm On Aug 29, 2009
Hello, so this game's so insignificant the threads not locked yet,
or is it? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 12:47pm On Aug 29, 2009
ok, its about time people, cool
PhonesRe: Nairaland Phone Section Is Getting Dry! by Borat1: 12:23pm On Aug 29, 2009
this thread should be locked and thrashed!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 11:54am On Aug 29, 2009
hollandis:
Man U is not a title contender this season.They disgraced the "BIG FOUR" .We will teach Burnley a real lesson today.
i thought you said you hated the premiership? huh sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 11:44am On Aug 29, 2009
Gaynners i'm with you on this one,
The only thing i will prefer the scumtwats to is the devil himself, and thats after thoughtful consideration,
make them pay, cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 12:53am On Aug 29, 2009
david hope u know your first spot will be taken over by someone else this week,
it a wonder how your team racks up points,
you will be deposed for sure
TV/MoviesRe: Depiction Of Nigerians In "District 9" by Borat1: 10:17pm On Aug 28, 2009
Ok. . . So its now officially a Nigeria vs RSA Bashing Thread? sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 8:35pm On Aug 28, 2009
Duh, so Fab is out? sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 8:29pm On Aug 28, 2009
**Yawns**

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