European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 11:38pm On Aug 30, 2009 |
kai! this week was a week to forget,  with two players copping zero points and 1's and 2's scattered everywhere, NA WA see cold blooded reptile dey breathe down my neck sef! chei i don suffer, i'm tempted to play my wild card, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 1:56am On Aug 30, 2009 |
Ok. I wish it was as simple as it sounds. Brace my ass. Everton will rape them till their points enter negative zone!  Saha for a hat trick and 2 assists. . . |
Phones › Re: Nairalanders! Pls Help! My Phone Is Infected With Virus. by Borat1: 12:43am On Aug 30, 2009 |
Format |
Health › Re: My Girlfriend Is A Sleep-Walker (Somnambulist) by Borat1: 12:41am On Aug 30, 2009 |
Deep Soul: Some years ago, my younger sister used to wake up every night, running round the house, screaming.
We would usually run after her, hold her and pray. We later found out it had to do with our then house help. . . some funny story
But d height of it was when she woke up one night, went to d balcony, was in d process of jumping downstairs whn som1 saw her and grabbed her!
When we asked her where she was going to, she said was going to wee wee 
Funny but scary. Scarily funny. Funnily scary. But that was sha the last of it!  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 12:31am On Aug 30, 2009 |
A-40: Wowie so we lost.Its funny i dont know who to start blaming but i guess the obvious culprits are that armed bandit that's disguised as a ref and Diaby Vieira: Man U were played off the park. The referee had a nightmare and Diaby  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 12:25am On Aug 30, 2009 |
A-40: @Borat Distin ko Dat tin ni! Was he not there when the Gunners pumped four past them? Rodallega grabs a brace i say So what it means is that Mancity will get pummelled 6-1 because lescott joined them. Portsmouth are a 'poor' team, they lost all their good players |
TV/Movies › Re: Jim Ikye Is Humiliating by Borat1: 12:21am On Aug 30, 2009 |
*Thread marked for thrashing* |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 11:47pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
sour luck, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by Borat1: 11:43pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Argue till for ever, Scores wont change. It was a bit unfair on the gaynners, but they can recieve solace from the fact they've got an OM, Meanwhile look up at the top y'all, thats the team to beat, Bastards, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 11:30pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Cri zzz, i'd rather you allot ade his 3 points for featuring and forget about him, thats provided he doesnt cop a red, if its he you got on ur mind,  A-40: Rodallega if u know whats good for you better grab me a brace against that leaky Everton defence you are lost, they got distin, moreova they've gotten over lescott |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 11:02pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Yuck! The league has gone ballistic!  Who the hell is gálactìcos? All my strikers let me down today, including my skipper, Drogba. Defoe should have copped 25pts today if points are awarded for misses. I've got average players playing tomorrow. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by Borat1: 7:00pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
See this lone mad man o. . .  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by Borat1: 6:14pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
I will cut of my stick finger yakuza-style if someone does not cop a red in this match! In fact two reds. Btw, Gallas lift that your swollen head across the field and score me a damn goal! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by Borat1: 6:00pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Criztalmeth, shit my ass! Like you dont like fantasy points!  |
Literature › Re: I Hate Poems! by Borat1(op): 5:13pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Interprete my poem my ass! Thats not a poem by the way. . . |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bolton Vs Liverpool On Saturday 29th August, 3pm Nig Time by Borat1: 3:39pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Davies has just put bolton in front. . . |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: :::The '09/10 Barclaycard English Premiership Thread::: by Borat1(op): 3:13pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Chelsea 3 - 0 Burnley (N. Anelka 45', M. Ballack 47', A. Cole 52')
Geovanni has already put hull a goal up. A goal as fast as ade's |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 2:34pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
There you go, Most convincing performance yet. . . |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 1:57pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
@criz, i'm not comfortable with DD being your captain on Fantasy, give it to someone else pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee cos i'm certain as dusk after dawn that drogba will get a goal, possibly a brace, and i'd be gutted to know you share in the spoils,  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 1:42pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
kay_pumpin: Drogba just conned the referee and should be banned for 2 games   |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 1:20pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Bikey is getting in my hair, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 1:06pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
There's no way this burnley team will go on relegation, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 12:54pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Nicc's looking sharp today, halleluyah |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Borat1: 12:50pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
Hello, so this game's so insignificant the threads not locked yet, or is it?  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 12:47pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
ok, its about time people,  |
Phones › Re: Nairaland Phone Section Is Getting Dry! by Borat1: 12:23pm On Aug 29, 2009 |
this thread should be locked and thrashed!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley On Saturday 29th August, 12.45pm Nig Time by Borat1: 11:54am On Aug 29, 2009 |
hollandis: Man U is not a title contender this season.They disgraced the "BIG FOUR" .We will teach Burnley a real lesson today. i thought you said you hated the premiership?  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 11:44am On Aug 29, 2009 |
Gaynners i'm with you on this one, The only thing i will prefer the scumtwats to is the devil himself, and thats after thoughtful consideration, make them pay,  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 12:53am On Aug 29, 2009 |
david hope u know your first spot will be taken over by someone else this week, it a wonder how your team racks up points, you will be deposed for sure |
TV/Movies › Re: Depiction Of Nigerians In "District 9" by Borat1: 10:17pm On Aug 28, 2009 |
Ok. . . So its now officially a Nigeria vs RSA Bashing Thread?  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 8:35pm On Aug 28, 2009 |
Duh, so Fab is out?  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 8:29pm On Aug 28, 2009 |
**Yawns** |