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Romance › Re: Yoruba Girls Love Igbo Guys A Lot by Borat1: 2:21am On Sep 03, 2009

Y'all should cut me some slack you stupid freaks! Was i speaking through my nose? What i wrote is what i meant, live with it! grin

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Omotola Who Has A Better Shape by Borat1: 12:48am On Sep 03, 2009

Since when did having a large cum-filled ass become shapely? YUCK! some people just never learn

Romance › Re: Yoruba Girls Love Igbo Guys A Lot by Borat1: 12:01am On Sep 03, 2009

Yoruba girls think with their backsides, thats why it grows to immense proportions. Moreover yoruba girls are dirty and cant cook. Oops! I've said too much.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 11:05pm On Sep 02, 2009

FC BORAT: The Sky Is Our Limit
Esteemed Manager of FC BORAT, Jeff. Jnr has moved to rubbish talks he is finding life tough in the league.
The wily kazakh says he will not be drawn into the mind games instigated by Chun Li, Manager of cross-town rivals Reptilez FC.
Hear him:
"we all know these games are used by some as a last resort, when all else fails. I've refused to engage in them as i seek to focus on the issue at hand, and that's winning the league. We play blistering attacking football, we are winning games, and most importantly the owner is happy"
In other development, some officials of sooting stars were spotted at an open training session at FC BORAT. The manager refused to comment on that

Sports › Re: Nigeria (2) Vs Tunisia (2) on Sunday 6th September by Borat1: 10:14pm On Sep 02, 2009

I heard the match may be disrupted by hundreds of protesting nigerian students cos of the university strike or something? shocked

Abeg make una no fall my hand oh!

Sports › Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by Borat1: 9:17pm On Sep 02, 2009

Eduardo - Ocean diver grin

Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by Borat1: 8:45pm On Sep 02, 2009

Its absolutely galling to hear king Rafa referred to as "World Number 3". . .
It doesnt sound right, and even though i know its just a matter of time before it changes to the norm, i cant wait to see it happen.
Btw Rafa is showing the frenchman how its being done. . .

Politics › Re: After A Weekend With Mosquitoes, Cecilia Ibru Collapses In Court by Borat1: 8:03pm On Sep 01, 2009

This is witchhunting, simple

Phones › Re: Nairaland Phone Section Is Getting Dry! by Borat1: 7:56pm On Sep 01, 2009

I say again, this thread should be thrashed!

Education › Re: Study Abroad Or Study In Nigeria? by Borat1: 7:49pm On Sep 01, 2009

Abroad do you mean: Somalia, Pakistan, Afghanistan, India, Sudan

I guess all these countries have better educational systems than nigeria.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Borat1: 6:13pm On Sep 01, 2009

Its closed real quietly, hasnt it? Shame really what role the recession played. At least we werent expecting any big money signings. cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by Borat1: 3:36pm On Sep 01, 2009

This thread is just a WANKROOM!
It should not have been resuscitated. Now DK can come here to rub one off each time his average team manages to win a match in that below par league. sad

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 3:23pm On Sep 01, 2009

I've heard from reliable sources

Education › Re: Breaking news: Esut Post Ume Exam cancelled or suspended. by Borat1: 12:14pm On Sep 01, 2009

Yuck! Such a bland face sad

Sports › Re: Funny Nicknames For Footballers. by Borat1: 11:04am On Sep 01, 2009

Dani Alves. . . . . . Hell boy shocked

Berbatov. . . . . . . Berbaslow sad

Rooney . . . . . . . . Shrek

Politics › Re: Nigerians Battled Police In China by Borat1: 10:50am On Sep 01, 2009

Chanting, "Oh my home, oh my home, when shall i see my home",

Are they stranded there or what, if they dont like communist china then go back home, period

Health › Re: Moving Object In My Body by Borat1: 10:43am On Sep 01, 2009

S T A P H Y L O C C O C U S . . . . . . grin

Romance › Re: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by Borat1: 10:30am On Sep 01, 2009

wooing is old fashioned IMO,

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Borat1: 10:27am On Sep 01, 2009

Tudór:
We are in the group of death!

Group of death my ass!

Sports › Re: Tennis: US Open 2009 by Borat1: 8:55am On Sep 01, 2009

Provided Nadal is as fit as he claims, i dont see anyone stopping him. . .
Everyone knows Fed is scared of Rafa, and it would take a spoiler like the notorious murray to prevent Nadal from laying his hands on the trophy. . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 6:50am On Sep 01, 2009

At least i'm still the leader of game wk3 entrants, that says a lot. . . tongue

Celebrities › Re: Celine Dion Is Pregnant by Borat1: 12:33pm On Aug 31, 2009

Celine Dion is carrying an alien in her womb. Frozen embryo my ass! It will tear its way out when its time. . . shocked

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by Borat1: 2:27am On Aug 31, 2009

Juve wont win anything, diego or not. Inter shits on them

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 1:17am On Aug 31, 2009

Saha is going, Torres thank you very much,
koumas was glued to the bench today. .
Fab welcome back. .
Drogba no more captaincy for you,
Defoe is my new skipper, i'm sure it will give him a morale booster against the twats,

Romance › Re: Yoruba Girls Love Igbo Guys A Lot by Borat1: 12:36am On Aug 31, 2009

Tribalistic mumbo jumbo,,,

olusolami:
help me ask am, what is he feeling like.

i dated an igbo guy once and it was a big disaster. i have made many bad choices and dating him was the biggest one and i cringe each time i remember it.
first he started seeing old people in his dreams, i do not know whether that is a pattern they all just developed.
then he started seeing juju in his dreams, at the end, he said HIS MUM said we were not good for each other after practically rendering me boyfriendless for a year, cos if i talk to a guy, i would get beaten. he was over protective and insanely jealous.

at times he would hit me and will hail himself saying UKU NANA, HEAVY ARTILERRY,O TA blah blah blah, ota chewing gum. he had fun being Mr Macho and i took all his bullshit and at the end i get punched in the face, so girls if you are dating an igbo guy, keep your fingers crossed and wait for the OLD WOMAN IN THE DREAM TO COME VISITING, truthfully.YES they are thE worst

Eyaa, kpele
You must have dated one unschooled igbo trader for his money and got what you deserved
such blatant generalisation, sad

Education › Re: Study Abroad Or Study In Nigeria? by Borat1: 12:29am On Aug 31, 2009

Poster should try stand up comedy,

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 12:21am On Aug 31, 2009

tubabie:
Ok what's new here?
Chun li is creeping up, Muki has dropped , Borat is still lamenting and I am leaping

leaping ke?
you copped just one extra point than me this week. if thats leaping, then i'm usain bolt grin

dont forget, we are just a mere 28pts apart, angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 11:55pm On Aug 30, 2009

Does anyone watch citeh's matches at all,
they are rigid and their attack doesnt bite,
Ade will score, but arsenal will win, [s]barring any school boy errors that is, , [/s]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 11:48pm On Aug 30, 2009

Cristalz:
@Borat
LOL
I'm zooming past you next week, dude.

Wake up,

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Borat1: 11:45pm On Aug 30, 2009

all these small boyz buckling under pressure,
which pressure sef if you ask me,
what has gibbs been telling diaby, cool

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