Education › Re: Letters To The FG & ASUU by Borat1: 6:32pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
queenchika: ASUU.FG.,pls stop dis madness u call strike.it taking d educational sector no where.MR president,i taught education is part of your 7 point agender, want happenin?[/b]if u are not competent enough 2 handle issues then leave 4 others 2 take over.or is it becos most of your kids are outside [b]studing,then we should rot @ home?pls both parties do smtin,soonest pls do something about your grammar first, before ASUU wades in  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by Borat1: 6:05pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Since when did bolton become a standard for improvement, You are a joker Liverpool are screwed, even my 3 year old niece knows that!  |
Romance › Re: Co- Habitation Is It That Bad? by Borat1: 5:57pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
hmm. co-habitation! what a nice biology sounding word, On the other hand, why dont you use f*cking around like rabbits or fornicating, thats closer. Is fornication really that bad?  |
TV/Movies › Re: Depiction Of Nigerians In "District 9" by Borat1: 5:51pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Stop shitting on urselves and move on!!! |
Education › Re: Letters To The FG & ASUU by Borat1: 5:46pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Jesarmy: POLITICAL OFFICE HOLDERS IN NIGERIA & THEIR MONTHLY EMOLUMENTS IN COMPARISON TO A PROFESSOR' SALARY, IS ASUU ASKING FOR TOO MUCH? 1 Professor (at the bar) 321,589.88 525,010.00 (agreement waiting to be signed) 2 Local Government Councilor 1,129,647.92 3 Local Government Chairman 1,154,324.60 4 Ministers, SGF, Head of Civil Service, Chairmen of Boards 2,659,650.00 5 Justice of the Court of Appeal, Chief Judge of the Federal High Court, Chief Judge of the FCT, President National Industrial Court, Chief Judge of the State 2,743,716.50 6 Justice of the Supreme Court, President of the Court of Appeal 3,406,026.25 7 Chief Executive of Parastatal Agencies and Government Companies, Permanent Secretary, Executive Secretary, Auditor General of the Federation, Director General
1,885,742.81 8 Special Advisers to the President 1,902,742.81 9 Vice Chancellors 1,833,333.33 10 House of Reps 2,991,666.67 11 Senators 3,066,666.67 SOURCES: (1) National salaries, incomes and wages commission, the presidency, Abuja . (2) Budget Office of the Federation, Federal Ministry of Finance, December 11, 2008, Is this shit accurate? If it is then WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 5:18pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
DISCLAIMER
This is to inform this noble forum that Dreeldee is in no way affiliated to Chelsea FC. He is not a chelsea supporter and should in no way be addressed as such. His team name probably stems from the fact that he is a sad and depressed person.
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Education › Re: Letters To The FG & ASUU by Borat1: 4:13pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Mobuch, truer words have not been spoken. The academic standard in nigeria is near zero. Certificates are worthless. Students are likely to stay home till next year if they are not careful! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 2:44pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Wtf is wrong with goal.cum? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 1:43pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
Murky if i dont top you after week 4 i will resign my appointment as manager of FC Borat with prompt alacrity and Take up a new job as head coach of "The Blues"  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 1:25pm On Aug 26, 2009 |
I select my SQUAD based on FIXTURES for the week coupled with a lil' sentiment. Remember arshavin vs liverpool? I see a repeat at OT. Those with burnley and bolton player have got it coming. . . |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 11:59am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Arshavin on standby for Fabregas. . . |
Literature › I Hate Poems! by Borat1(op): 1:34am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Kai! Some are silly, Some are Stupid, Some are just plain insane. But they all share one characteristic: They are never straightforward. I think its written by people who are going crazy or simply wished they were! "In the hollow of her breasts, The night whispers with silky delight, Not to be outdone her heart races, The sounds of clanging bells, Rhythms of triumph as in fiery combat. . . Bla bla bla" This my "poem" written above was composed by me now now drawn from the abundance of nonsensity. I hate poems  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Sermon by Borat1: 1:19am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Lord Hembers!  look @ all the jokers on this section with thousands of posts! Wtf! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 10:55pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Blimey!  All these new entrants knocking on the door of the league to be let in in wk4 are not even 'newbies' as i wrongfully thought. Some of 'em have got massive points. Thats further down the league for me  |
TV/Movies › Re: Depiction Of Nigerians In "District 9" by Borat1: 8:15pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Relax people, relax Same way you see an arab with a large beard and call him a suicide bomber. . . Thats same way nigerians are labelled as fraudsters. Its "general knowledge"  I dunno about cannibalism. Plus i think SA has got an incredibly high crime rate. You're robbed (you lose your possesion), you're raped (you lose your dignity), you're infected (you start breeding death!)  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 5:17pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
TA shaarap dia! when did Wengay and his miserly ways win the league last? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Pompey Fan Thread (for Doyin13) by Borat1: 5:14pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!  so much for being a pompey fan, this thread has not been attended to since the beginning of the new season, Criztalmeth come and finish what you started o!  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 5:09pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
mukina2: 1800+ and who was that?  |
Sports › Re: Awesome Bolt Runs 200m In Record 19.19 Seconds by Borat1: 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Bolt should get a hair cut FFS! |
TV/Movies › Re: Senseless Movie Titles In Nollywood by Borat1: 4:52pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Secretz: lol funny thread. . .
the title of the movies is not even the worst part, its when they 'drop' the title of the movie in the actual film! If the film was decent enough, we would know the film and the title have a connection rather than them senselessly trying to point it out at some irrelevant stage in the movie!
e.g, Movie title: LOVE CRIME
actor: 'what you did to me was a REAL LOVE Crime!'
I mean wtf!!! Spilled my beer at that!  who was the actor? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Borat1: 4:45pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
How many points did the winner of last season's nairaland FPL cop? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Torres Is A Girl! by Borat1: 4:41pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
IF Torres is a girl, then Rooney should be prepared to play in the [b]OGRE SUPER LEAGUE [/b]next season, |
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Literature › Re: I Once Believed by Borat1: 2:51pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
yuck |
Webmasters › Re: Best Website So Far 2009: Drop Yours by Borat1: 2:43pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
oops, wrong section |
Health › Re: How Valuable Will Mosquito Be If You Are Told It Cure HIV/AIDS? by Borat1: 2:38pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
dumb |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by Borat1: 2:33pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
dayokanu: Since Liverpool lost 2 out of 3 games we can conclude the season is over for them right?
Which pressure are you talking about? You mean this kind of pressure? Liverpool sold alonso, his replacement isnt working yet Everton, Europa league material have lost two games, including to lowly burnley. Now i think they have fixed their problem by selling want-away Lescott, who moyes claims is the cause of evertons underperformance Sell the 'Lescott' in your team and watch ur squad take shape  |
Literature › Re: Travails Of Truth (a Poem) by Borat1: 2:22pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Poems bore me, i hate poems! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 2:18pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
presido1: Which table? by this tyme last season Man United was on 16th position and Hull was @ the top so taking a peek at the table in Aug means nada. Itz not how far but how well dude. So where does c.ronaldo fit in? Akamu, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. Yes We Can! by Borat1: 2:01pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
presido1: Embarrassed again when Rory Delap did his thing. Double embarrassment. Were you embarrassed when Burnley fed your Arsenal FC with McDonald? Look i will be happy to lose to Burnley and be champion by may than to lose to gayners and come 2rd. Which one will u chose?.
When are you playing Spurs? I love the thriller last season and this season might look diff. You must be a very happy man, i'd advise you take a peek at the table again would you?  |
Education › Re: Letters To The FG & ASUU by Borat1: 1:57pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
kokoA: product of Nigerian university. O boy na mod be that o! i dont indulge in gossip  |