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Bloody hell! I took the captaincy off drogba and dude scored. This should be my lowest points yet. Zero points left and right. Chai

Watch out for Chelsea on the stroke of half and full time. They've done it in previous games. Some touch of de-ja-vu there stoke?

Who? Me?

Rogue-made your english is pathetic.

see this segedudu. i know what you're up to playing a fame game

He he! such a joker!
Bleep fame, just give me the money
Tell your ex 'rogue-made' say i don recommend him to seun for mod. Dani is a brainless joker and is unfit.

Thats why it called the US OPEN
He he!

Adebayor WILL score. HOW MANY? i dont know. WILL HE DANCE MAKOSSA? I dont know. WHO WILL WIN? I dont know

34th is an atrocious position to find myself. Y'all should watch out!

Lalaboi you just dey go down down sha. Kilon shele?

This section is the worst on nl. CRAP!

How much am i gonna be paid? If there's no cash involved, what the bloody heck!

The scumtwats will go down 2-0 at halftime. With no cr7 to initiate a comeback, i dont know about the fulltime score

He he!
Look at all these people pissing on themselves becos i tried to bare my mind!
Romsky, nairaland joker i no blame you sha! Your almost 20thousand post (what an incredible amount ) are composed of
*5 000 smileys
*5 000 posts saying good morning and good night (gosh)
*5 000 idiotic one-liners
*2500 dry jokes
*2000 ass kissing posts
*The remaining make small sense sha. Seun put up a thread calling out for mods. Pls apply you need it.
How is mod dani?
That Guy opened a thread once. Topic? Have You Ever Hited someone before?
This highly embarassing thread went on to ask if you would hit somebody back if he hited you first! I thought it was a joke but it was in the family section!
Bear in mind, this guy was already a mod then. What a joke!
Is it fair to infer he was influenced by his status as a 'joker' or he is just grammatically inept?
Abeg no mind my bad belle! I must confess i'm just hating!
When you clock 20 thousand posts we go celebrate!
Agbaya

Is mukirikiri your aunt
But seriously some 'jokers' here piss me the kcuf off!
People like Ben20001 [now Ben-10] and sylve11 and dani1luv [the silliest and most ill informed mod on nairaland] should be lined up against a wall and SHOT!
The greater part of their posts are senseless and make me very angry! Damn

You must be jokers to think you are joking here.

Lennon will get the assists, defoe the goals. United 2-1? We'll see about that

Points in the bag

This joke section na eye-sore. The incoherent one-liners wey full here dey run my belle. No wonder we've got 'patrons' with 10-20thousand posts. Bulls**t

berra go back to feeding on rats

Of course.
Its a delicacy.
Have you tried rat limbs in tomato sauce?
My team captain for the week is Defoe. Morale booster to kill the scumtwats!

Yeah rite. Aggravated Groin. Will sit it out for 3wks. Its amazing really the susceptibility to injury of arsenal players. A scenario may occur where ALL arsenal players are injured at once. Na wa oh!
My team is coming out all guns blazing this week. Thank God they didnt come back injured.

Rafa is about to tell y'all why he should be considered a contender. But this verdasco guy and his resilience sef

He chops rat

Did the fast take a toll on you or wat?

Technical director ke? They should appoint him as P.R.O so he can dribble his way out of tight messes such as this one. Just want to put him on a payroll. Thieves

Kai! see bad publicity o. . .
Two rap gangstresses hassling one modest kazakh. . . Not fair

Novak is a joker. His sense of humor is cutting edge

Lysaa abi i talk lie?
Mukirikiri if you wan marry me, just file for divorce and leave DK.
I can imagine the look on a parents face when a child comes back home singing. . .
One star ogbologbo breaking bottles and chooking people

Crazyman, 7 years now your rape case never go court. My guy lose hope!

There's no chance these are nursery rhymes!
More like songs learnt in prison custody

God see sick comments!

They're nigeria after all

This one kills it

I really didnt think much about Dora's comments, but after seeing the reviewed version of the advert, i was amused
A shame though they could only get off with a mild reprimand. Afterall they've gotten the publicity they wanted

Hmmm. Thank God. Murray and the praise singing british press are out of my hair, at least for now.
Fed is next