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I'm starting to hate Tinubu, when everyone is working toward eradicating Ebola, he is still on Jonathan condemnation. Fashola should have been the head figure West, not this man without common sense who embezzled all lagos money and still not satisfy, if Jonathan is behind the Chibok, then you useless Tinubu should be infront of Chibok girls and lead them out of Sambissa forest.....

I bought Data Share on here but it is not working on my Q10, I need help on configuration, called MTN customer, the guy was just talking rubbish. I need help

I shake my head and sympathise with Mr. Luluosas and his heart to forgive. Someone like me don't forgive easily and I will never forgive anyone for such thing even if it will cause me hell fire

I am transferring credit tomorrow in hope to get 250MB first, I will transfer with my number, once I transfer to you, I will call you, I'm going to transfer 400 or 350?

Which one is current?

mobuch: Don't worry, I know where and when catch u; I will strike your tongue down dis time around.

come, kiss my anus once again

mobuch: Hopeless he-goat, u dey claim for ashewo boys say u be millionaire, yet na awoof naija used tokunbo scrap cars u dey always come nairaland come find; if u can't afford to buy a good tokunbo or brand new car, which I kno your dirty broke ass can't afford, then send me a pm, I will dash you the mercedes benz v boot 1988 model in my garage free of charge, it hasn't been used for 5yrs now.

I will rather go with bicycle than your useless Car, I love putting my money where it will grow like land, at least I can't afford a car of 380 but I afford a land of 1 m above. Spending is by choice and what you value.....yeye Man. Money dey yafun yafun for my account

This deal look good to be true, precise, you are not responding to those offers and question above.

Hard to get ko? Hard to Bleep ni? Let them keep playing and ashawo are collecting available boyfriends, even the few remaining don join gay.

Government should have place ban on Youth Corper Camp in entire north, make people understand that North is irrelevant even for development until the entire insurgents there are wipe out

Neat Car,

How much?

coolsegun2002: Really ....as in...really...u wanna buy a Mercedes SUV for 300bar nd u still hoping the engine will be very sound...u do realise tokunbo is not les dan a million/600bar....I saw one on olx.com for 250k...mayb u should try Dat one too...if u prize it well d guy should be able to sell for 40k ...no offence OP...

lol, mess nearly commmot for my nyansh after reading people commment here

NaLaugh: haha. this chairman just swoop in on a different level.

observe the babe profile, na my spirit carry me go there

dhammyg: AM TIRED OF COMMENTING ON NEWS OF BOMB BLASTS

how can we hook up jooh?

booqee: [b]Well I'm not a regular poster on nairaland unlike before but I'm definitely a steady and religious viewer of nairaland and I've come across a lot of annoying posters, with some post funny and some not so funny. Anyway this is a list of things I find really annoying on nairaland.

1. First to comment. Maybe I'm missing something here, does Seun give award to these pple or something? what's d hype about? I find it very silly for grown up adults to be jubilating over FTC on a thread.

2. Space bookers. Well maybe I should cut these group of people some slack. Majority of us don't read past the first page so these group of pple will just type a dot or a letter and eventually come back to modify their post. Its all in a bid to av their post on the first page so people can read or even like it. Doesn't matter if its a dumb post or not.

3. "Like" seekers. Its not uncommon to see post like this: "click like if you think...blah blah blah" wtf?! Do you convert the likes to Naira?

4. Thread derailers. I so much detest this group. They can turn a beautiful and interesting thread to trash!

5. Tribal bigots. Now this is the group I hate with a passion. They are naturally sad people. Let a thread be about barbie and candies, they can easily turn it to a tribal war, you'd be shocked!!

6. Posters who intentionally speak stupid English to sound funny and end up been very dry. Only one poster can sound very funny on this and that is yuzedo, every other one's are up and coming copycats.

7. People who quote a very very very long post especially that of the OP's and end up writing a two or three letter word or even a smiley! Worse still some write "too long for me to read, can someone summarise it"!!!! wtf?! how can someone be so dumb?!

8. Oga at the top. Yes we all had fun with it while it was trending. But excuse me, this is July 2014 and some dry folks are still cracking it! Puleeaaazzzze its already stale and drrryyyyy!

9. Nairalanders who blame obviously unrelated matter on GEJ, APC, or PDP! Ok sometimes people do it to catch fun but its silly most times. Look at this:
TOPIC: I lost my dear granddad to death today. :-(
REPLY: I blame it on GEJ!
Like seriously?! Is that funny?!! gosh

10. GEJ till 2100 or infinity sef. this is the one I find most annoying. Don't ask me why.

I'll add more if I remember.

You can add yours too!

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"oversabbi" if not, you wouldn't have write all these rubbish and a poo will put in infront page. Come kiss my nyansh

Love and cheating are different things entirely, most guys are guilty of cheating but kept the one they love at home.

I have cheated on several girls and even some for just a token of 5000 or lie but I kept and monitored my girlfriend, infact I put tracker for her body but girls can not be monitor

I cannot let someone cheat on me because I am a great cheate"two king can't rule the same town"

Wetin money dey cause this time, money no go fit solve the palava, I remembered when I dey secondary when Samuel owe me #50 , walahi, I seize samuel one shoe, leave one remain. I know wetin him go do before money commot for his hand within 2 hrs.

Imagine nigeria babe holding Q10 and still ordering bend down and select of 200 naira

Forgive my english,I hate typing with phone.
OP, I was a loverboy before turning to born2fuck.

I was once in this shoe but I just had to move and it pays. See me now, the girl I left 7 yrs ago thinking she was the most beautiful, made me to shed tears have been begging me till today. I'm attached to relationship, own a house,have daughter with my baby Mama of 7 yrs relationship. though I'm still in early 30th but the move on as helped my career. Because of old loved then, I used to deposit into my ex account every weeks, beg and cried every night and yet she played and even mocked me among her friends...

My only regret was moved I should have moved very early, I moved on. January 2007, the relationship lasted 4 yrs. After moving I begin fire prostitutes dey go,I force myself into partt time by force by fire because I can't stand shame of waitinng for jamb all because of her, I met a new girl say year september 2007, my ex cause me into sleeping with prostitutes badly because the sweetness of my old relationship was 1 year, the rest 3 years na hell., force me into institution after break up and made my bank account increases fastly, the moment I noticed increased in bank and investment,I can't believe myself with just 10 to 20k in account when I was dating my ex for 4 yrs could get up to 3.8 M with my new babe in 3yrs later,because the new babe would only advice me to buy shares and invest in fixed and other related investment, unlike my ex demanding every penny in name of relationship.

My brother move on, focus on career and saving, wear better cloths, chop better food, if money dey, buy better ride and smile like a new king.

Moral, appreciate the one who love you cause they will help you get up there, even as people said life is difficult, I'm still with my babe till today.

But may God also forgive my bad life sleeping with love peddlers secretly due to break up with ex but I don slow down for ashawo matter

Try put salts in the generator tank and few in it engine, the generator might knock forever, if it doesn't work, I will go fight the generator mechanic wey advice me on wickedness level