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Goodlyhrt:
I feel like I dont have the natural instincts of keeping a conversation going, I end up killing the convo and boring people out. No matter how hard I try to be funny, I end up laughing alone and getting yawns from others.


For example, I find myself getting a hard time finding a perfect or witty response to what people say or do which my friends effortlessly soar on, I just feel like I'm not made for such.


Like, I'm a bad narrator/story teller and the worst is I want to say it but I dont knw how to present it in a delightful manner, and that makes me keep on talking and talking until I eventual bore you out.


I'm tired! Even right here on Nairaland, high views and low comments on my threads have shown me that I need to shut the F up b'caus nobody understands what am trying to say.

But you just typed this?

And you narrated it well

I will like to say..it is a sign of High iq..they are probably discussing something's you find less appealing

Good riddance

Who won't say yes

Money speaking!!

If you can just travel out or the Country..all your friends on FACEBOOK would gladly upgrade to he relationship status of given the opportunity..

Not to talk of him being wealthy

Yoire seriously Mad..and you've no one to tell you

Guy...

I can't count thr number of gals I have friendzoned so far!

When they start telling you stylishly.."why are you not in a relationship?..who is your girlfriend.."
And you're waving the answers


They will just provoke one day drop the message" I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ALL THIS WHILE...ME I AM AVAILABLE O...LET ME FILL THE GIRLFRIEND POSITION" and they go offline immediately

And you see me replying with "Awwn..if not because I valued our friendship above Breakups I wouldn't have hesitated to Date you ..you're my everything..but I can't afford to loose you in a relationship"

GBAM!

Friendzoned!�

Go and check my first post!


I've been disappointed back to back!

A gal is OWING me 20k since March and she's asking me for my account number back to back

2nd) an unfortunate company gave me a job in July..to pay me a certain SUM..and even asked for my account number...this is is SEPTEMBER.. They've not paid me a kobo and it is painful.. because they don't even reply my messages and I have been working on my own part for them!

I CURSE DAY AND NIGHY for the person who gave me the Connection..to the MD who briefed us and to to the OWNER of the company!!!


I am pained..whenever I see my account balance..and I know I have thousands outside ..and they won't pay me!!


I HATE YOU! I HATE EVERYBODY...I HATE THEM...I HATE YOU ALL!!!!;;;;;

I am working based on trust...But you repaid me with dishonesty!!!

How can I use my money to execute a project and you failed to Pay me back!

And you kept raising my hope of an alert coming in by ASKING FOR MY ACCOUNT NUMBER!!

because of you ...my Subscription Tripled!

makydebbie:
Try this with me and watch me chop off your dick with my teeth.

Mama the mama

lefulefu:
i no believe op wetin he dey yarn but if wetin he talk na true could be the babes refusing his advance are the ones extra dark like him or even darker than him.u know some of these babes go come dey reason how their baby go look.i go suggest op goes for lightskinned babes or even albino if possible.a lightskinned chick will agree to his advance.....Aghaa! U are even lightskinned sef.

I get gals...I just want to be have a brownish skin..all those golden like sturv

Gals no be problem...but I wanna catch them more

BluntBoy:
Acid should do the magic, bro. You are welcome.

Get the Bleep outta here.. and go and work more on your WAEC GCE chemistry practical

Spoilt brat!

I need a bleaching cream that won't bleach my skin..but just gimme a little pull away from the burnt niggas category

I wanna straff more gal..but my skin colour still dey limit me

And what's the date for?

Business date or from an admirer?

Lol... we're coming

So that you can call us Bloody civilian and beat the hell outta us abi!

With your stiff body..how my PENIS wan take enter your bony veejay

Divay22:
Sec school
That's an insult, it must primary..

Maybe!

The ones making a biggie out of Sex

I AM A PLAYER!

I AM SINGLE!

ALL MY FEMALE FRIENDS know I am a PLAYER!


But...they probably thought I might choose one of them when I make up my mind to date

You know he is a player and you're still asking us?


You want us to "Bench" him for you?

Lol...a gal like you really exist?

Only if God can bring you into my life!

#NOTE: Do Marry him out of pity!! You are regret it throughout your stay on earth!

Set him up with another gal..or let him catch you cheating purposely.

Divay22:
Hahahahahahahahaha
I'm currently laughing at your dumb ass
We're also tired of fu*k and baby whining boys like you....
Learn and stop coming here to whine.

Thumbs up.
He is a kid!...sec school probably

Kids everywhere!!!!!!

Sex is fun when it is not with an underage!

Gal set go dey change style give you...commend your dick size untop

21...

Issorai

The video gat me imagining how the gal gonna handle the heartbreak few years after!!

Shout out to our Secondary school stupid love

Curvy gals...

Doggy style on them.is damn too Bad!

Soft ass.. cushion...

You hardly last 2mins on Doggy..you gat change style at the peak to avoid Spilling your seeds when the game is just about to start..

HINT: To enjoy sex...play songs..like WO..she's gonna be twerking on your dick inside her pvssy

Neenie:
Bad guy! Lol......Can you please be my bestie too?

Lol. If you mean it !

You will surely love my presence...Sex apart though

I know how to keep Chats lively..

If you're really a Female

MrCork:
^^^^SOLID!!!!...


Born2conquer for president... Born2conquer for president....
Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president

Born2conquer for president
Born2conquer for president


NIGERIA NEED PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!

Yeah!!!

Babysho:
OMG i thought my friend and I were in our own world o! So we plenty?! I use to be too kind to girls that they all decided to put me in friend zone even when they wear G String to my house they still say they came just to talk. Haba!

Now that I started talking dirty to them on the phone telling them their nipppples make me hoorrny...since then many girls want to do me o!

The Niggah didn't play his cards well so she played her own Friendzone card with check up! lol I'm sure has spent a lot on her...

Na good guys dey carry last o!

I am a good guy when it comes to Business with ladies or any other non -relatuonship stuffs.

But the moment there is nothing business between us..we can't be close ..I hardly reply message set!

But once I replied ...Na dirty chat o

What's the perfect Cream for bleaching??

secondincommand:
ma nigggggaaaaaa!!!!


Two legend for u

One for me...one for you!

TINALETC3:
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow, congrats

He is not dead..why are you sounding like an Ambulance?

secondincommand:
guy no tell me say u no nyah the babe........ Abi she finally succeed in washing ur head

Lol..

That's the after SEX effect!

We gist over the sex.. the styles and how sweet it was

mumumugu:
Christianity is the home of homosexuality. Those who brought this religion to u are all homosexuals. Even ur mighty God "Jesus" was a homosexual as he was practicing it with his disciples.
Now turn ur bible to John 13.: 23-25. You see when jesus was chatting with his disciples on who will betray him, there was a certain disciple probably, John the beloved, "whom Jesus loves" that was lying on his breast. Hian! Abeg what will a full grown man be doing on his fellow man's breast? How can a man be lying on his fellow man's breast , there was not a sexually related affection involving the two? For a man to lie on his fellow man's breast can only indicate a sexual and romantic love affairs.
They even went as far as telling us that Jesus "loved" this disciple how else can we explain this "love" a man has for his fellow man?
There were twelve disciples how come this one was called "the beloved" and he is not even the leader of the team. So there must be sexual affection attached to this this brother, by "our Lord Jesus rice".
In the same John 18:30 the same Jesus was accused of being a " male factor ". Pls what exactly do u think they mean by "a male factor"? He was also said to be crucified with two thieves. Abeg what exactly did they thief? "Two male sinners"... pls study ur bible u see who those people are.
So u see the church are made up of sexual immorality. The Romans and the Pope are all gays that's why they support gayism in church even the Anglican church legalised it sometime ago. The pentecostal churches are now champions in it. The pastors all have gay partners in thier church, if u don't pay attention of what is going on under ground u would not know all these.
Homosexuality is not African culture but the Christian Church has taught our people how to do this abomination in the land. The western has it as thier culture, take a look at the sculptures in those pics. There are the Romans and the Greeks who invented christainity.
I rest my case.

The Op asked the question with a Sentence

You replied with over 90lines and you ended with "I rest my case"

No..you actually buried the case

Lol..Date bawo

Rather Sex chat and do naughty playful things that won't affect your jobs buy make you closer than DATING!

soupandeba:
Lol... Mind giving me the lines you use for complimenting their boobs and ass?

I have some friends that I've always been complimenting their boobs VIA chats

But if Na normal Gal

"Sade..you're looking Good..your shapes is already making me feels uneasy"

[quote author=stilldoingokay post=60553853][/quote]I know I am..so with that I hardly keep femalee as friends!

And the few ones I keep as friends are always comfortable discussing shits with me..they me for the bad