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latexxbro:
Once happened to me... I said yes I once did with my ex and the chat moved higher then sometime later when she came to sleep over In my room,she said.... anyway story for another time

Brother! Thanks ! This should work!

midehi2:
Mtchewwww

I wanna make them to be more comfortable!

Just help me out Midehi2

Okay..lemme brief it.

I do engage myself in comfortable sex chats with gals gan..

And if it ain't Sex chats it would be naughty ones involving talking about boobs..dick

I just do it for fun because even with all the dirty talks I don't Masturbate


The issue now is that the ladies do ask "IS THIS HOW YOU CHAT OR EXCHANGE NUDES WITH OTHER GALS ON YOIR CONTACT"

I seriously do not know how to answer

If I say "YES" I would look Irresponsible or cheap or a man Hoe and she might end the Chat. And stop talking forever

But

Of I say "NO"
. she Would reply "WHY ME?" do I look cheap to you?

Please help me!

Because a pretty reserved lady just asked me yesterday!

NigelCundy:
What's the name of the company, the CEO, and hope you have your employment agreement...either paper or e-signed. or any form of documentation that states you are employed and to be paid a certain amount...it could be a whatsapp message or an email... let me know if you have it

The company is a new company making waves with many celebrities as their ambassadors

The CEO is a popular wealthy man in Nigeria

I am scared of spilling out the names

NigelCundy:
What's the name of the company, the CEO, and hope you have your employment agreement...either paper or e-signed. or any form of documentation that states you are employed and to be paid a certain amount...it could be a whatsapp message or an email... let me know if you have it

There is a recording!

The meeting was recorded

OrestesDante:


What sort of crap is this?

Is there any written agreement between you guys?

Have they made any previous payment before I mean salary?

There wasn't...

I can no longer take it ..I am always depressed because of the amount the company I am working for is OWING me!
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I got this job with a new company in JULY..and the mistake I made was that I trusted the CEO word and assurance of paying me at the end of the month (the CEO is a billionaire in Nigeria)
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The joy of meeting this billionaire clouded my thinking of asking him for the agreement.
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My work was from home..and I did it diligently..to the extent everybody around me are already Calling me by the company's name!

First month passed...I got nothing
I contacted the company but they read my message but refused to respond.

Someone in the company later reassured me to keep working!..

Well this is the 3rd month and I am.yet to get anything WHATSOEVER FROM THE COMPANY!

WHEREAS the company is giving out money like sand to people and I am here dying of HUNGER & DEPRESSION.


I'VE CONTACTED THE CEO..he didn't pick up

Same as the top officials


HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME

The most important thing on my mind is love and Emotional stability!

Where can I get it? AUTOS?

Queenlovely:
My family is very rich. We dine with the super rich of lagos. During one of those extravagant dinner party at lekki, somebody related to Fatah awonoseni adviced me never to involve myself in petty theft. I was baffled, but when I saw How big thieves are worshipped, I valued that advice.
I will continue stealing oh.dont advice me. Big money

Who asked you!

Miss Rich...get tha Bleep outta nairaland!

let's share thoughts.

Mine
1)The people OWING me money especially the company I am working for that refused to pay me for the past 3 months!

2)Money

3)Lol... actually..God forgive me..Sex also on my mind.

What's on your mind

Ladyjumong:
yeah. buh the gel was so fast in jumpin into marriage, i mean she couldnt notice all that during their courting period, if at all there was one. or was she just in a haste to marry off or something. she wasnt thinking of him when she was doing all that, why now the guy wants to get married, she cant be doing that to him nah, yeah em not doubting the love she has for him. buh to me she's just been selfish. what does she want the guy to do nah. to come in between she and her husband and snatch her out ?

she is jus confusing this guy.

I'm actually scared of getting married!

It's like a life imprisonment!

I know God will help the dude sha

You think we all on NAIRALAND are fools abi!

She came in..they looked at each other

Cousin left

You asked her..she sat YES!


AND YOU MADE LOVE!!!


ANI YOU'RE A BIGGER FOOL!

And is that a reason?

You only made us more curious!

You're a disgrace!

This ain't GUCCI

this is EGUSSI

Ladyjumong:
dude ur right.

buh em not with u on the elopin aspect ooo mbok

just dont know what to suggest at that point. buh if trully loves him she would not ave married off to the other guy naa. nah dia she spoil show. bros just move on

They both thought getting a new partner would help them out

Just be yourself and don't go extra mile to satisfy others

Or.hury yourself to satisfy yourself!

If she ask of 20naira and you're having 20naira (Do not give her)

Give her the 20naira only if you're having 200naira that is yours! With that you gonna be calm

Do not hesitate to say NO to something you can't Do!

Sabrina18:
There is nothing wrong in saying thankyou after sex, also giving compliments to your partner. Its romantic to tell them how good they were in bed, communication is the key to a successful relationship.

Not saying Thank You after sex..I'm on..it looks childish ..

Something like "Babe...that was wonderful..I can't wait to have your pvssy again.."

That's a compliment

Not

Sade,thank you for the Sex

gentlegenius:
I noticed that girls with small breast are always stingy with their breast. The hardly allow their boyfriends to touch or suck it. But those with massive tits are always generous. The want their guys to press and suck it always.
I have dated a girl with small tits who never allowed me to even see or touch her chest. Though we had sex twice, yet I have never seen her tits. She doesn't removed her bra and blouse during sex and made sure my hands doesn't go close to her chest. I wonder how her husband will cope with that attitude when she got married because it's obvious she won't change.

It's the other way round!

Massive boobs hardly allow guys to handle dem for the fear of falling

But petite boobs is heaven...you fit squeeze am..you fit swallow am! And everything

Bra hmmm

A breast without a BRA is Up for handling!

We squeeze it from the nipples down to the cleavage!

folakemigeh:
My Exes are still not over me, i do keep cordial relationship with most of them as we never fought or quarreled bitterly when we broke up.. And i dont even really have so much Ex.


I wish them joy and happiness though

Who won't wanna keep contact with an EX as hot as you...

Your body is banging...mhen!

You're 1 hell of a cRAZY bitch!

wahles:
move on! U nd ur ex r once upon a time# accept d reality, u cannot b 2geda

Don't you Grab?

They were forced apart!!!

Let's be truthful...you both won't be happy!!

You're still in love with each other..

Even in marriage..you won't be happy with your preseny gal!

I will advice you to Elope with your EX and leave your family outta it

Few years ago...I've always been looking down on myself like I was a nobody.
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Due to the Pornography i watched then..I actually thought I got a small prick..you know the kind off PRICK you see in porn
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Whenever I read comments on NAIRALAND...and I see people bashing small pricks individual..it do make me look down on myself.

With that..I do look down on myself..I didn't have Female friends ..nor Go to pools..or Even walk about without towels!


EVERYTHING CHANGED the DAY I had SEX!

LOL..that was the happiest day! The lady was so shocked when she saw MY PENIS...it is huge..the stupid monster roared into MASSIVE life when it sighted the pVssy ...like..I couldn't even fit in the penis in the lady VAGINA..which style I no try that day

I topped the Enjoyment by giving the lady a HEAD..she was just Ramming her Pussy juice on my Head..she couldn't hold the ecstasy

Since then...I've been like aNUDE MODEL... going about with a short tight boxer...always eager to send my bathroom pics..and you can't imagine the number of gals..I've talked to after the SEX

Dillusionist:
now you come.

Gonna stick to WhatsApp nude pics exchange

Dillusionist:
okay,,then go for the high quality products if you don't wanna get burnt

Okay..lemme wait till I have enough money them!

Lemme just stuck to the ones that were compliment my blackness

Dillusionist:
lol..yeah for the ones that won't burn you.

Aye mi...35k ...Gosh..that's much

Dillusionist:
lol,,ladies like dark skinned guys naaw,,

I know..they like them

I wanna Get more

Not doing jt because of gals alone

Dillusionist:
lol,a quality bleaching cream should be upto 20k those ones you mentioned are below 2k naa

Lol.. a beautician I met on Instagram told me to Bring 35k for a bleaching cream

I replied. With KILODE..I no wowor Na..

Dillusionist:
lol,,those things will burn you black and blue. if you are dark,,use the cocoa,,it will enhance your black colour and make it look extremely pulchritude on you.

Tell me more...which of them gonna burn me and blue...

I got one cleanser like that...and the second day.. someone said..I got Burnt out

Please dear...Which one should I get

Dillusionist:
are those the bleaching cream??lol

Most of the people on my previous thread recommended that.

I actually wanna shock my Gals with a Fair skin when we resume the ASUU break..

We've been exchanging nudes online...I want them to go wet on seeing me on campus

Dillusionist:
are those the bleaching cream??lol

Most of the people on my previous thread recommended that

I am so happy

Should I go for Lemon fresh or Cocoa Butter?

I need the reply Asap

And which cleanser should I go for?