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Calibrator:
When will you grow up?


70 years old man!!

Who is 70 years?

I resemble your papa?

Calibrator:
Comrade, face your opponent!


Don't extend aggression come my side!

I was expecting a pepe meme to go with this your comment.

Your comedy is lacking.

By the way, J2381 is not an opponent. He is a boy in need of flogging

J2381:
Can you prove the bolded? Of course not.

Everyone here knows bla bla Bla. That's how sodomize losers like you always like jumping to conclusion when hard facts is shoved down your rectum like a 9 inch dick, your anus loving scoundrel.

I can't even afford 3k when I posted something worth more than what your father ever gave you.

Twerp, post receipt or go watch your parents fvck. Shikena.

Why do you keep thinking about my anus? Are you a booty warrior?


Guy, the way you lash out.....there is just something wrong there. Something broken. You need help.

As for your broke ass levels, we know that you are a hustling nigga. Don't let me go into details

Calibrator:
....1. And it came to pass that in the year 2021, when the children of the Most high have spread into all the corners of the earth in the age where the Lord saw it fit to bless the works of their hands with a forum called nairaland.

2. But the Children, recalcitrant as ever, converged and said within themselves "what shall we do if not sow seeds of discord, savagery and vawuleence most especially on the sabbath day to scorn the name of the Lord".

3. And the Lord looked down from the heavens, saw his children fighting amongst themselves but he wasn't angered but his fancy was tickled instead and thus seeing a window of opportunity to entertain the hosts of heaven: The Lord declared RAGNAROK!






"Excerpts from the sacred lost Book of Vawuleence"

Ogbeni, your jokes are dry.

Try watching more intellectual comedies abeg.

You can't be still writing at brother shaggy level of comedy. Let me introduce you to Succession, Brooklyn 99, etc

J2381:
It's laughable when offline losers come online and use the guise of 'anonymity' to mouth off and show just how foolish they are.

Now look at this unemployed mofo engaging in whataboutism, after his failed online lying life have been handed out to him for everyone with a brain to see.

Isn't it a marvel. I mean just look at this loser typing the bolded. Good God. Obviously this losers really have nothing going on for them, that's the very reason the plague this forum with their less than worthless self. Chai!.
Hate? You're too insignificant for anyone to hate, rather scorn is what I really feel...

Lol....
You are calling people losers while you at your old age cannot afford 3k to watch movie at a cinema.

I didnt even realise that you were Joseph1832. I've known you since you were ishitlove's personal handbag! Lol. What happened to your shitty writing?


Everyone here knows that you are suffering from a deep pain. Please, calm down.

pu7pl3:
Still on Red Notice


"I could send your mum a video of you mouth sexing a GOAT, I'm not saying I'm going to do that...I'm just saying that I could do that, if I wanted to, if I had enough time and enough pictures"

Click click click click click click click

Cliché my as5

Is that all?

A basic joke? It's not even Ryan Reynolds' best comedy.

Smh

J2381:
You're just too stupid to know anything. Ask yourself, apart from the rating I gave, when was the last time I rated any movie.

Also, if you're too lazy to check, then check the presiding post before I rated Army of Thieves and the enlightenment your loser of a father failed to give you, might dawn on you, and if that failed, then I'm afraid faeces have more value than you.

Now please go and earn a living and for once in your wretched miserable life, try and reason like a human being, instead of the zombie you are.

Yes....this is what I want.....hate....please....more hate and anger.

J2381:
Red Notice.

Fear catch you?

Why didn't you rate the movie?

Have you been neutered?

Beorn:
Red Notice. 6/10


Cliché storyline but the action scenes and the comedic roles of Dwayne and especially Ryan Reynolds, plus the sizzling hot beauty of Gal did more than enough to produce the desired fun in the movie. Looking forward to the sequel.

Thank you. The movie is a cliche. Ryan Reynolds, The Rock and Gal Gadot are all good actors but repetition gets tiring.

I see low IQ opinions here.

Please, not everyone likes to shut off their brains when watching a movie.

I can understand not bothering with sense or plot in fast and Furious because I know I am going to get pumped with action and speed.

But for red notice, what am I going to enjoy? Ryan Reynolds playing the exact same comedic character he has been playing all his life? The rock playing the exact same muscular character? Gal Gadot playing the same femme fatale character who outsmarts the protagonist (remember she outsmarted Batman in BVS)

Repetition is boring.

The action was nothing special.

It is a good movie but I have seen it a hundred times in other movies. Boring

Red Notice. 5.5/10

I just noticed something. Rick and Morty show was right. Heist movies are all the same- twist, double-cross and triple-cross.

Furthermore, Army of thieves is trash.

abduleez1:
Lol, I be Pauper.
Na me wey never see plane close up before apart from parking from afar in hangar or in flight.
Unless U wan do sponsorship, no wahala. You na big boy Man na.


PS: Eternals is out fellas

Thank God (that I don't believe in) that Eternals is out!

J2381, we thank God that there are people in Nigerian government that do not reason like you.

VerifiedStalin:
I love a good scrap but only when I'm on the sidelines looking in.

Per your list, the only real beef is № 2. I'd pay good money to see J2381 square up against JeromeBlack UFC style but with no rules.

It seems that you don't like j2381. UFC beating is not pretty. Blood, swollen heads and broken jaws.

Calibrator:
Sign me up if it is a road trip from Lagos.


That way we can have all the arguments we want to the fullest and anyone harboring residue malice towards each other, we simply park at a secluded location which shouldn't be difficult along such route and they fight to their heart desires.


VerifiedStalin vs Dandenumereno

J2381 vs Jeromeblack

Abdulzeez1 vs Pulp7


Ishi and Nap2 team up vs Everybody here as a royal rumble to wrap everything up.


Me, being the driver will be exempt from the melee and also act as umpire

Very good. I would love to give j2381 a good physical beating. The clown likes to form macho man.
Surprisingly enough, he could be one skinny keyboard warrior

abduleez1:
Well, that's where the lady probably watched hers.

Bro, let's fly to Ghana. Accra is mad this time of year.

We can watch eternals there.

Lol.

abduleez1:
It's not banned in the UK.

I know that.

cao:
Eternals.

Are ye havin' a laff, mate?

Its painful. I really wanted to watch this movie but its banned in Naija. lol

Arcane episodes 1-3.

Beautiful animation on Netflix

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Succession season 3 episodes 1-4
Money, power, family and stupidity! loving ii!!!

How can someone rate army of theives 7/10 or 9/10?

A dumb movie that should have been a television movie produced on a low budget channel


Nonsense.

Kaycee7:
Mumu boy wey think say everything na play.

Cuffee: Beckwourth was faster.

Me: Cherokee Bill was smarter. Keep crying

Thank you! The Sheriff warned him that he should stop playing tricks because his gun tricks would get him killed.

No be by fastest draw but na by who get sense...

DieRich5:
bro relax here no be redpill thread, because we choose girl nor mean say we be simp, since Dem no put men character I like

Ali is not the best ND he's not a loyal friend too I was sad cus he was cheated talking about loyal, Lee Yoo-mi is the best in squid game

Tokyo die for her friends ND the police turn Dem into a killers

Redpill? Lol. You mistake me for those angry Virgins.

But really. Your statement is biased

DieRich5:
I no go Even think am b4 I choose Tokyo


Anybody way save LOVE ehhh need help

As if Tokyo is even better. The cheating, murdering, armed robber. Psycopath.

Ali is the best. A loyal friend to the end.


Those who think with their pen1s can disagree

J2381:
Below was your statement and the bolded clearly states you made a very direct statement, which is "we don't work on Sundays because of religious laws". Now this same statement didn't refer to most industry, does it? You befuddled twerp.

I pointed out the flaw in your statement because, you've never worked for a penny in your miserable Internet trotting life, you demented failed Internet Arrow.

You are a bastard. I said it and I stand by it. It's a pity you have nothing going on for you, that's why you've continously plagued this forum with your gargantuan foolishness to the point the owner rejoiced, when you said you left this forum. But here you are, still being useless and less worthless than a used up hoe.

May Ahmadioha strike you down where you type this nonsense from. The internet and Nigeria at large can do without an inglorious loser like you.

See how you are ranting because I made a general statement about not working on Sundays.

Anyone with common sense would understand what I was talking about

J2381:
"We don't work on Sundays because of religious laws". So people working hospitality sector aren't working or what exactly?

Choi. See the height of narrow mindedness.

Is this one suffering from a lack of nuance?

Do most industries work on a Sunday?

Why are you just an insufferable douche?

Achilles100:
WTF is this statement?

So what should laws be based on?

All these woke bullshit be having you 'talking in the rubbish'.

Have you heard of logic and principles?


Should we base our law on Nigerian culture? Would you like to flogged in the town square for disobeying your parents? Would you like only the first male children to be collecting all the inheritance? Or maybe you would like casual misogyny where women cannot be allowed into certain leadership positions.

Nigerians and emotional arguments

toluxe0075:
Lol. It's clear you have no understanding of what culture means . Because the person you quoted succinctly explained the uninformed and contradictory point you gave above. Instead you deemed what he wrote as nonsense when you are the one writing nonsense.

Culture is a very broad term.


Feel free to prove how my post was contradictory.

Lol....pained mofo

DrDax:
Your childlike posture makes me smile.

The more you throw your asinine tantrums, the more you contradict your very argument.

For clarity -

Culture begets law.

Culture shifts over time.

Laws are amended accordingly.

Now go to bed.

Culture only begot law when human beings were ignorant.

Law shifts culture. In fact, we don't work on Sundays because of religious laws.

You're mixing things up

OSDD:
You clearly don't have a clue about Africa and her culture, I for like school you o, but you apparently worship the white man ass

Ogbeni, go and read. And travel too. You need to learn