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Make Genevieve cut soap for us.. she and pharell Williams I no know which soap them dey use bath

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No matter where you are.. no matter who your.. always remember the roads that leads you home..

I remember when we dey play ball.. if you and person contest for ball and him jam you trowey everybody go scream "chop food"

Damn bro..

You bleeped up.. just tell her you're no longer interested because it's going to be a big embarrassment on you if she eventually finds out which she will some day..

Mean while I have a recipe that will help you sexually, mentally and physically.. take one shot in the morning, one at noon and crown it all with 3 at night

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Say less..

Nothing wey person never see for this Buhari regime.. first na Bob risky then Lilian afegbai and others.. now this one

Well, let her that have kpekus hear

What does she want us to do now??.. Buy her a house??

I believe tinubu is placed on diet.. he isn't allowed to take any toxic coochie

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Ah! ma, it is his alternator

The alternator generate power from the engine to run the electrical parts of the machine. if the alternator dies while driving it will stop and be flaccid..

You can help him by hooking up your right hand positive cable on the terminal of the battery.. hook up the negative cable beneath the battery.. rub the battery from top to bottom while you apply a teaspoon of engine oil or better still use the alkaline liquid..

If the problem continues.. he needs to visit a brothel mechanic workshop

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Women always putting men in trouble since 1800...

The girlfriend is the cause of the problem

Damn!! brethren..

It is the dream of every mechanical engineer to have this kind of workshop to panel beat a Rolls Royce phantom..

A planishing hammer is used to finely shape and smooth the panel surface after that is what we call filling.. when the filler hardens it's time to Smooth and shape by sanding..

Sanding is...

Wetin dey occur

Na Nokia C1 dem use snap her?

When I see a hoe shovel I know one

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Back to business

Feminists took the young man out on a date

I remember those days wey we dey collect strokes of the cane just to marry..

The father go lash you, him brothers go lash you and then him sons..

After you collect am finish.. you go still wan knee down propose?? the pain for your nyash no go let you sef.. nobody go tell the lady to knee down accept your proposal..

Damn.. smoke a blunt for you.. take heart!

NwaAmaikpe:




I have tasted life, won victories, experienced bliss but I can tell you that there's no better joy than playing the 'unplayable' ones who thought they were playing you.

I pity the men we leave this type of broken ladies for. That's why every man should man up because each day, a broken lady is unleashed by us.
You'd come along and out of hurt and desperation, they'd cling to you...while you're praising God for giving you a life partner, she's seeing you as a prey to take out her revenge meant for us on.

Stay woke.

Damn.. you seem broken yourself

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WTF is this

I sorry for Africa

Ah! sir, your fuel tank is leaking

As a mechanical engineer I always advice people to run a maintenance service from time to time whenever a machine is not in use.. it decreases downtime of the machine and improve efficiency..

You need to first see a olosho roadside mechanic to start with.. it will cost you less

If the problem still continues.. remove the spark plug, apply about a tablespoon of engine oil into the spark plug hole run the battery again make sure power gets to the engine..

Happy Easter to y'all..

This calls for celebration.. so if you're in Germany, Hamburg to be precise.. Meet me at exactly 7:30pm under bridge where mama schweinsteiger dey sell burukutu.. come make we shark later you go pay..