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She Almost Choked Me To Death by Lovethaa: 6:59am On Apr 07, 2021 |
I woke up to a very strange sound and horrible smell this morning that was almost choking me , the smell was like spoilt egg mixed with poo and the sound was as if someone was giving another person a slap , I live alone so at first I was scared but then I decided to listen properly ,that was when I realized that the babe beside me is the one polluting the air with her big bum bum. Yesterdays evening I bought her sharwarma plus suya before we made spaghetti and egg for the night ., So her way of thanking me is by choking me to death with her fart... I gave her a hot slap on the bul bum ,she woke up and instead of her to apologize she was still blaming me for overfeeding her .. imagine 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by dalass(f): 7:08am On Apr 07, 2021 |
Lookatchu She should have ended your ass with sulphurous substances you gave her in the bid to fvck her big ass by all means 1 Like |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by Bornsinner7: 7:08am On Apr 07, 2021 |
ok |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by Lovethaa: 7:13am On Apr 07, 2021 |
dalass: We did not fnck.... she came to my house for choir practice .. am the choir master |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by dalass(f): 7:20am On Apr 07, 2021 |
Lovethaa: Hmmmm.....on a Tuesday/Wednesday You can lie oh You make music togeda on your bed?! And you can slap your choir sisters fat ass like that? 1 Like |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by Lovethaa: 7:23am On Apr 07, 2021 |
dalass: She couldn't go back home because it was late when we finish the practice so she had to sleep over... Ofcourse I slapped her ass but I had to pray before I did ... it was an holy slap 3 Likes |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by dalass(f): 7:32am On Apr 07, 2021 |
Lovethaa: Smh... 1 Like |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by donbachi(m): 7:35am On Apr 07, 2021 |
UN and chairperson,operation feed the nation..we don hear. 1 Like |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by MickzyDonald: 7:43am On Apr 07, 2021 |
Lovethaa:No be all of us go make heaven which one be holy slap again 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by makermix1: 7:49am On Apr 07, 2021 |
u should have blocked d hole with ur (u know) dat wud have stopped d farts |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by Lovethaa: 7:58am On Apr 07, 2021 |
makermix1: Wow.. you're right!.... 2 Likes |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by Michelle55: 9:47am On Apr 07, 2021 |
Thanks for making me laugh this morning.. I needed it. |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by Nobody: 9:51am On Apr 07, 2021 |
This is really funny. I am calm and composed especially at work when going through some funny comments but I must confess this is so funny I couldn't help myself. Thank you op 1 Like |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by doubleE70: 12:36pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
chaiiii I feel ur pain |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by Lovethaa: 1:04pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
Michelle55: but it wasn't suppose to make you laugh ... lol |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by Expresswriter: 4:36pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
Holy slap for yansh Wahala be like bicycle |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by Cholls(m): 5:03pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
dalass:my brother dis ya comment revealed who you are you are a male not female |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by dalass(f): 8:49pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
Cholls: Thanks my "creator' for knowing my sex more than me |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by potent5(m): 11:03pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
Lovethaa:Pictures or adonbelivit |
Re: She Almost Choked Me To Death by thatsleepboy1: 11:06pm On Apr 07, 2021 |
Lovethaa I wish you died a happy choir master so that you'll join your fellow choristers in hell |
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