aminho:
I guess am 1 minute ahead of you pal

vivianblog1:
Money has different names !!!
In church its called (offering),
in school its (fee),
in marriage it's called (dowry),
in divorce (alimony),
when u owe someone its (debt ),
when u pay the government (tax),
in court (fines),
civil servant retirees (pension)
boss to workers (salary),
master to subordinates (wages),
when u borrow from bank (loan), bear bear bank
when u offer after a service (tip),
to kidnappers (ransom),
illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is "when a man gives it to his girlfriend what do we call it??Answer __________?

source - https://instagram.com/p/873r2VG4IJ/?taken-by=aycomedian

RawJooh:
Barely 24 hours to September 30, the deadline given by President Muhammadu Buhari, to release the list of his long-awaited ministerial nominees, the social media was again abuzz on Monday, with a list of politicians and technocrats who are speculated to make the ministerial nominees to be sent to the Senate tomorrow.

However, this list is not an official list from the Presidency. Again, this is not likely the real list because some names such as that of Dr Kayode Fayemi, Femi Falana and Engineer Segun Oni are all from Ekiti State. According to the constitution, the President must appoint a minister from each state.

Here is the list:

Read more from RAW GLOBAL NEWS via http://www.rawglobalnews.com/news/see-list-of-speculated-nominees-ministerial-list/

arsenal1111:
After three weeks of consultations with international
and Nigeria’s political leaders, President
Muhammadu Buhari appears set to effect major
changes in the administration of the country in a bid
to translate the ‘change’ mantra of his party into
reality. To start with, the President is said to have atleast it will ve easy to monitor their activities ,baba ride on.
accepted the recommendation of the transition
committee he raised a few weeks ago to slash the
number of ministries from the present 42 to 19 with
a view to saving cost and making them more effective
and responsive to the needs of Nigerians.
In the same vein, many of the ministries have been
merged to ensure proper coordination of duties and
ensure greater efficiency and service delivery.
A source close to the Presidency told Sunday
Vanguard that the number of Federal Government
departments and agencies had also been trimmed in
line with the policy of the administration.
Effectively, it means that no fewer than 50 of the
MDAs that were not backed by relevant laws might be
scrapped and their staff moved into relevant
departments to save cost.
The Presidency source hinted,”But the point being
made is that relevant MDAs that will exist under the
present administration must be those backed by
laws.
“What that means is that the era of doing things the
wrong way to please certain persons in positions of
power is over.”
Shedding light on some of the ministries that had
been merged, the official pointed out that the
Ministry of Aviation and relevant agencies had been
subsumed with Inland Waterways and associated
agencies.
Similarly, the Ministry of Agriculture has been
merged with that of Water Resources under what the
Presidency source described as the consolidation of
larger ministries.
It was learnt that under the administration of Buhari,
only 19 ministers and 17 ministers of state would
operate as opposed to the previous arrangement
where there were at least 42.
It was further gathered that some ministries would
be run by senior ministers while others would be
manned by junior ministers to save cost.
On the fight against corruption, the source disclosed
to Sunday Vanguard that the Economic and Financial
Crimes Commission (EFCC) is to be merged with the
Independent Corrupt Practices Commission, ICPC, to
tackle graft in a new way that would be prompt,
fearless and decisive.
Buhari, who travelled out of Abuja since returning
from the African Union meeting in South Africa, late
last week, is expected to join his wife, Aisha, at the
Presidential Villa, for the first time after being sworn-
in on May 29.
The wife had moved into the Villa on Thursday
ahead of the President to prepare the ground for his
formal assumption of work at the seat of power. He
has been operating from the Defence House in the
last
three weeks.
A top source also said Buhari was expected to make
some key appointments this week so as to get the
machinery of his administration running. The delay in
naming the critical staff of his office had forced some
of his key loyalists to demand that he acts fast to
deliver the change he promised Nigerians during the
campaigns.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/buhari-to-merge-efcc-icpc-42-ministries-reduced-to-19/

djjosh:

Top 20 reasons why 2Pac is alive
1. 2Pac now calls himself Makaveli...
Machiavelli was an Italian war strategist who
advocated faking one's death to fool their
enemies... 2Pac was a fan of his and had read
his books several times. Perhaps 2Pac is
taking his advice... (But that is not all
Machiavelli did... Nicolo Machiavelli was a
political, military theorist, historian,
playwright, diplomat, and military planner. He
is well known today. Some of his works are
"The Prince" (1513), and The Art of War
(1521). NOTE: Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony's new
double album which features 2Pac rather
Makaveli is called just that. "The Art Of War".
Coincedence Or Not)
2. 2Pac was cremated the day after he died...
Since when does some one get cremated the
day after a murder? There was no autopsy.
Plus, no one can ask to dig up his grave like
they wanted to do with Elvis and like they did
with Abraham Lincoln. (In the new book
entitled "Death Of Tupac Shakur" there is a
picture of 2Pac receiving an autopsy. This
may prove this reason to be false, or it's a
fake (edited) picture. To my knowledge, 2Pac
did not reveive an autopsy though. I don't
know about this picture...)
3. 2Pac has completed 2 movies, 3 LP's, and
keeps on appearing on new artist's albums...
(Many of the unheard songs 2Pac has
completed are unreleased and not on any
albums) Why would he do so much at one
time With so many people upset about
2Pac's death, literally anything connected with
him is bound to net a whole lot of cash...
(Yet, 2Pac had big plans for 'Makaveli
Records'. This may be why he's completed so
many songs. Makaveli Records is the the new
record company 2Pac planned on doing with
"Tha Outlaw Immortalz". He was leaving Death
Row Records. Suge Knight could have killed
2Pac so they could get all the money. 2Pac's
mother is currently suing Death Row Records
for this money.)
4. In a 1994 interview with Tupac, he said
before he went to prison that if he was ever
sent to prison when he came out he would be
worse than before. He was. He also said when
he came out it would be like he was reborn.
Was he speaking literally? He already died and
he was worse when he came out of jail, plus
Tupac switched his rapping name from 2Pac
to Makaveli, that could be considered a
rebirth, all that's left is a physical rebirth (A
sighting) and so far he's already completed
more than half of this prophecy.
5. The cover of 2Pac's latest album, Makaveli
has 2Pac looking like Jesus Christ... Could he
be planning a resurrection? (I am almost sure
Death Row Records did this themselves for the
publicity. It just adds to the whole 2Pac alive
stuff which has been getting the album more
sales.)
6. Las Vegas is a payoff city, meaning all
sorts of folks have been known to be on the
take. That means doctors, press, lawyers, etc.
(This works both ways... The payoff city Las
Vegas could be a factor in either 2Pac faking
his death OR Suge Knight killing him.)
7. The producer on the new Makaveli album is
simply "SIMON." This was the apostle who
helped Jesus carry the cross and one of the
first to witness his resurrection. Could Suge be
SIMON?
8. There are many numerological
coincidences. Tupac was gunned down exactly
seven months after All Eyez On Me was
released. The number seven keeps coming up
too. He was shot on September 7th and
survived on 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th,
and died the 13th. This could explain the title
of his new album.... "The Don Killuminati: The
7 day theory." 2pac was 25. His age adds up
to 7 (2 + 5). Even his time of death, 4:03,
adds up to 7 (4 + 0 + 3). Also, on track five
on the Makaveli album the voice at the
begining says "And if the Lord returns in the
coming seven days, then we'll see ya next
time." He even talks about the number 7 on
his album! There are more 'coincidences' too..
The newest is on his brand new double album
entitled "R U Still Down?". This album was
released on November 25th. 2 + 5 = 7. The 7
day theory continues! What's with this?
9. Inside the cover of 2Pac's newest album, it
reads "Exit: 2pac, Enter: Makaveli" as if 2pac
has died and Makaveli born. There is also that
statement by 2Pac saying when he came out
it would be like he was reborn. (Refer to #4)
10. 2Pac's video 'I Ain't Mad At Ya' foretold
his death .... 2Pac dies in that video. Then a
new video came out under the name
"Makaveli". Its just like 2Pac died in "I Ain't
Mad At Cha", and Makaveli was born in "Toss
It Up". Exit 2Pac Enter: Makaveli. It all makes
sense!
11. In the video "Toss It Up", 2Pac is
supposedly wearing some Penny Hardaway
sneakers which were not available at the time
of his death!!!! Also, some say in the video
"Live & Die In LA" when 2Pac jumps in the car
you see that he is wearing some Michael
Jordan sneakers which were not available at
the time of his death! (If 2pac is dead, then
his double is doing his new videos... So, that
explains tha shoes!)
12. In Tupac's song "Life of an Outlaw" on the
album The 7 Day Theory, he says "All for the
street fame on how to be managed, 6 months
in advance to what we plotted, approved to go
on swole and now I got it"-Life Of An Outlaw.
This implies that Tupac planned his "death" in
advance and now he is enjoying the success
of his plan.
13. 2Pac always wore a bulletproof vest but
for some strange reason he didn't wear one
this time.. why not? (I've heard Suge Knight
was caught on surveilance cameras at the
fight telling 2Pac to take off the vest 'cause it
was hot in there. If this is true, why would
Suge Knight not want 2Pac wearing his
vest)
14. The memorial services that were open to
the public were canceled in both Los Angeles
and Atlanta... (This could be in the request of
family or friends. It's quite possible.)
15. 2Pac's vehicle got shot 12 times and Suge
didn't get hit once.. He was 'grazed' by a
bullet.. Why did 2Pac get shot all those times
and Suge not get hit?
16. The white Cadillac containing the
assailants was never found... How could this
be when Vegas is in the middle of a desert?
17. Las Vegas is in the middle of the desert.
How come there was no helicopter chase? If
some one were to rob a casino, the LVPD
would've chased you down with some
helicopters.. . How come this didn't happen
with 2Pac shooting?
18. A shooting involving Snoop Doggy Dogg
occurred close to the release of his album
Doggystyle which made Snoop appear more
"real" and showed that he really was a
gangsta. The shooting gave him respect
because everyone that bought his album
believed what he was talking about. Within
one week of its release, Doggystyle went
platinum. Snoop is signed to the same label
as Tupac which is Death Row Records.
19. Suge said he drove 2Pac to the hospital
and they had a coherent conversation? How
bad was 2Pac hit? In addition to all this ..
there are conflicting stories claiming that
Quincy Jone's daughter was in the back of the
car.. and then she wasn't.. what's the deal for
real?
20. Have you seen the video of the song
"Smile" by Scarface, and Makaveli?? I have
heard it is not 2Pac in that video. It is the
look-alike from Ohio. (That's why '2Pac' never
looks at the camera) The video starts out
showing a car just like the one 2Pac got shot
in, and the car of course has bullet holes in it!
You then hear garbled words which I am
currently decoding. Then, they show 2Pac
(Makaveli) up posing as Jesus Christ again!
That's Twice! Once on the album & now in this
video!?

what do you think?

modath:


He can run but he can't hide, his mistaken identity story is so weak that the only reason he hasn't been forcefully extradited since is that his alledged crime was committed before E-passport with biometrics became a thing.