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Crime / Re: Dreaded Cult Leader 'Stainless' Killed In Gun Battle In Akwa Ibom. Photos by bottlecap: 1:59pm On Apr 19, 2018
his way of life really correspond with his name, ISO AKPA AFID ,thank God that he has been sent to where he truly Belong,because nobody wants to see the face of shirt
Romance / Re: What To Do When Condom Stuck Inside You by bottlecap: 2:09pm On Apr 17, 2018
why now

Crime / Re: Police Arrest Fake Medical Doctor In Lagos State. by bottlecap: 7:27pm On Apr 16, 2018
I am disappointed with the police on this

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Sports / Re: Top Most Expensive Sport Trophies by bottlecap: 6:35pm On Apr 13, 2018
keep them coming please
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal To Play Atletico Madrid In Europa League Semi-finals by bottlecap: 3:07pm On Apr 13, 2018
I remember when this same Arsenal were drawn against AC Milan in the round of 16, people said the same thing then that Arsenal had reach their bus stop, and here comes another one and you guys have started again, no wahala make Una continue.

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Sports / Re: Football Lovers:- Which Of These Players, Will Win In 100 Meters Race? by bottlecap: 1:26pm On Apr 10, 2018
Ronaldo
Investment / Re: Buhari's Declaration for Second Term Crashes Stock Market to 3 month low by bottlecap: 7:52pm On Apr 09, 2018
it is one thing to declare, and another one to have the support of the people

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Jokes Etc / Re: Collection Of Pictures Showing Stupid Acts ( PHOTO ) by bottlecap: 7:53pm On Apr 08, 2018
madam waiting I do you this evening way you wan ues laugh tear my belle?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 2) On 8th April 2018 by bottlecap: 7:47pm On Apr 08, 2018
abercrombie:
boss ur game don enta jare.... Send me my recharge card abeg
continue praying for AC Milan to follow their footstep
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 2) On 8th April 2018 by bottlecap: 4:06pm On Apr 08, 2018
abercrombie:
baba no b small tin oo, ur ticket still dy go?
my brother I de wait for fanebache and Porto ohh,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 2) On 8th April 2018 by bottlecap: 3:53pm On Apr 08, 2018
Napoli almost give me Hart attack
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Southampton (3 - 2) On 8th April 2018 by bottlecap: 3:05pm On Apr 08, 2018
Jh0wsef:
Arsenal is a very useless club.

I wake up to tell myself every morning.

they have shattered more tickets than hearts.


Up Roma, we thrive through anything.
And what happened between your Roma and Fiorentina yesterday?
Celebrities / Re: Ronaldo Vs Beyonce: Who Is More Popular? by bottlecap: 1:44pm On Apr 05, 2018
how you take think this kind question? when you already know the answer
Romance / Re: There Is A Special Place For Igbo Men In Hell - Lady Says by bottlecap: 4:08am On Apr 05, 2018
OriakuAmara:
we are in spiritual meeting
OK you guys should talk well and come with a better plan on how to send someone back to daura come next year ooohhh
Celebrities / Re: Jay Z Revealed What He Did When He Realised His Mother Is A Lesbian by bottlecap: 3:59am On Apr 05, 2018
Iamkuttie:
I no suprise, e dey her body. grin grin

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ... sad sad
guy waiting messi do you abeg, you just de disturb Evey tread with this story
Romance / Re: There Is A Special Place For Igbo Men In Hell - Lady Says by bottlecap: 3:45am On Apr 05, 2018
OriakuAmara:
Lolx. I know of his zombielism In politics section
Una no de sleep
Romance / Re: There Is A Special Place For Igbo Men In Hell - Lady Says by bottlecap: 3:43am On Apr 05, 2018
it seems like common scenes is far from you

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Sports / Re: [VIDEO] Ronaldo Given Standing Ovation By Juve Fans After This Ridiculous Goal by bottlecap: 5:35am On Apr 04, 2018
even me, I lost my voice yesterday because of that goal.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by bottlecap: 9:10pm On Apr 03, 2018
please can someone tell me what Buffon did wrong to Ronaldo to deserve this type of punishment anytime they met

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by bottlecap: 8:37pm On Apr 03, 2018
that goal by ronaldo just equal juventus all time goals in the champions league quarterfinals

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Politics / Re: Governor Yahaya Bello's Leg Bandaged After Accident by bottlecap: 8:08pm On Apr 03, 2018
and Ronaldo just equal Juventus all time's quarterfinal goals in the champions league

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Celebrities / Re: Paul O Okoye's 51st Birthday: Omotala, Banky W, D'banj Attend by bottlecap: 2:26pm On Apr 03, 2018
you see waiting fc porto cause, now I for collect small money but they had other idea, no wahala na to book another game now. embarassedyou see waiting fc porto cause, now I for collect small money but they had other idea, no wahala na to book another game now.
Agriculture / Re: FG Blames Benin Republic And Cameroon Of Sabotaging Local Rice Production by bottlecap: 1:34pm On Apr 03, 2018
abeg my fellow Nigerians come with me, make we carry baba lai go back to him village

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Family / Re: Nigerian Husband Brutalizes His Pretty Wife As She Seeks For Divorce. Photos by bottlecap: 1:08pm On Apr 03, 2018
such a man deserve this type of treatment too cause there are the reason why most ladies call us all sorts of names most of the time

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Car Talk / Re: 50 Awkward Customized Number Plates Spotted On The Road by bottlecap: 12:42pm On Apr 03, 2018
midehi2:
grin Na only Abuja get "witch car grin grin
my sister na for lekki de person de stay, I de see that car almost everyday when I de go work.
Car Talk / Re: 50 Awkward Customized Number Plates Spotted On The Road by bottlecap: 12:38pm On Apr 03, 2018
that witch car I d see am for lekki
Romance / Re: Checkout The Delicious Meal I Prepared For My Pregnant Girlfriend - Photos by bottlecap: 9:18pm On Mar 29, 2018
DeadRat:
I Hope To Go through That Stage When Time Is right... To Get The Experience cool
believe me you would enjoy it
Romance / Re: Checkout The Delicious Meal I Prepared For My Pregnant Girlfriend - Photos by bottlecap: 7:37pm On Mar 29, 2018
DeadRat:
Soon You Wouldnt Find It Funny Again... Chill And Enjoy Your Frustrating moments cool
bros you are very right, I went through the same period early last year, but believed me as a real man it makes you to be more responsible.
Romance / Re: See The Fruits I Bought For My Pregnant Girlfriend Worth Thousands - Photos by bottlecap: 10:52pm On Mar 27, 2018
I believe say all of Una way de abuse dis guy now if to say na davido or wizkid post did thing Una for de hail dem, airforce1 I stand with u for dis one , u do right thing abeg .
Romance / Re: How Will You Describe This? - Pics by bottlecap: 3:47am On Mar 27, 2018
and another one

Investment / Re: Sergei Mavrodi, MMM Founder Dies At 62 by bottlecap: 4:32pm On Mar 26, 2018
sinaj:
Afang soup is the secret grin
I would like to get some if don't mind

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