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Health / Re: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by bottlecap: 10:31pm On Mar 12, 2023
Pimplewankeeme:


Chai.. but how can I do without it? I want to leave this masturbation but it doesn't want to leave me o ☹️
very simple, get yourself a girl who likes sex, I was once a victim for over ten years but thank God today I am free

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Music/Radio / Re: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by bottlecap: 10:36pm On May 21, 2022
purejustice36:
Be careful and think it twice
Before you use your device
2baba rain drop

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Music/Radio / Re: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by bottlecap: 10:33pm On May 21, 2022
20 million years you fit stop me, I am the news and I will make you keep talking.
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Celebrates His 47th Birthday (Photo) by bottlecap: 9:49pm On Apr 12, 2022
Happy birthday to you ��, the real Odogwu

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Romance / Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by bottlecap: 1:52pm On Mar 04, 2022
Raspberries:
Most intimacy gadgets are better than the real thing...

Double penetration... clitoral vibrator- you can't beat that...
don't worry, you will soon find yourself in her shoes
Politics / Re: NDLEA Appoints MC Oluomo As Ambassador For War Against Drug Abuse In Lagos by bottlecap: 11:08pm On Mar 03, 2022
Is this a joke or something?

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Agriculture / Re: What Is The Name Of This Strange Looking Fruit by bottlecap: 8:39pm On Jan 25, 2022
Very delicious fruit though I don't know the name

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Politics / Re: Lagos Hawker Receives Over ₦300,000 For Giving Money To Prison Inmates by bottlecap: 2:18pm On Jan 16, 2022
Obi cubana also promise to sponsor his education to any level he wish to attend
Romance / Re: Akwa Ibom Dudes And Body Odor Problems by bottlecap: 7:34pm On Jan 01, 2022
Says someone who's body odor can be perceive from 1000 miles away from any location

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Celebrities / Re: What Were The Things That Trended On Social Media In 2021 That You Enjoyed by bottlecap: 1:36am On Jan 01, 2022
I'm still looking for the person who started that crate challenge, I really enjoyed watching people fall all in the name crate challenge trend
Celebrities / Re: "Blogger" Celebrates His Birthday Today With Cute Photos by bottlecap: 6:12am On Dec 25, 2021
No wonder you like bad bad news, see as your face strong

All the same,, happy birthday to you, may the good Lord gives you reasons to smile on this your special day��

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Celebrities / Re: Merit Gold Blasts Prince Kpokpogri: "I Curse The Day You Met Me" by bottlecap: 6:20am On Dec 22, 2021
Here we go again

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo And Ruth Kadiri Fight Over DJ Switch by bottlecap: 12:35pm On Dec 06, 2021
GodIsBiafran:
But when did DJ witch spread fake news that resulted in the burning down of properties worth hundreds of billions of naira? [b]In a sane society[i][/i]
[/size][size=8pt][/b], DJ witch will be in prison. The laws of Zoogeria are a huge joke. That is why someone like DJ witch can make up lies, heat up the polity and caused billions in damages and still allowed to escape to Europe for a soft landing. Anyone that tries this kind of nonsense in Biafra will face a firing squad. We will not take nonsense.
In that same sane society, those people that other for the CCTV at the toll gate to be removed and the light put off before the arrival of the soldiers will also be in prison, how about that?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid, Femi Kuti, Burna, Tems Get Grammy Nominations by bottlecap: 9:21pm On Nov 23, 2021
I saw it coming, congrats in advance

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Crime / Re: Michael Goguen Kept Spreadsheet Of 5,000 Women He Had Sex With by bottlecap: 5:20pm On Nov 21, 2021
yanabasee2:
Omo... 5,000 I stop counting and tore the paper into pieces when I was on 28, this happened some 18 years ago,



When I never reach 5 girls weh I don really shag...


Omo..... Its not easy to have self-control oh.... the girls I've shagged so far are girls I have dated and planned to marry.... but separated due to one thing or the other...


Na it person go don shag reach 5k.... Omo.... I dove my hat!!
Romance / Re: Which ''Toasting'' Style Is The Best? (picture) by bottlecap: 11:42am On Oct 27, 2021
Omo I rock that bicycle style no be small
Politics / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem: Nigerian Govt Covering Up For Gumi, Bandits by bottlecap: 9:31am On Oct 24, 2021
benuejosh:
This upcoming artists wants to attain celebrity status by all means.

Obj said 'na your papa jagajaga' and he ran into a hole.
yes, upcoming artist but well knowing and recognize globally, but you as a blind defender of bandits who know you
Politics / Re: How Nigerian Army Handed Chinwetalu Agu Over To DSS by bottlecap: 10:29pm On Oct 08, 2021
Though he attempted puting up some resistance when troops made effort to take him into custody, he was not assaulted or subjected to brutalization."

Oga Army spoke person, from the video that I watch, the man was actually assaulted by the soldiers the even fire a bullet in the air to dispare the people who tried going close them , so please look for another lie to tell us.
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Used Memes On Nairaland by bottlecap: 6:21pm On Sep 26, 2021
How about this one
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya, Ubi Franklin Reconcile After 5 Years by bottlecap: 11:43am On Sep 09, 2021
This Ubi na smart guy, Iyanya get political appointment from the state government, Ubi run go make peace with am.
Romance / Re: Moriah Mills: I Don't Have Female Friends Because Their Partners Always Want Me by bottlecap: 2:40pm On Sep 07, 2021
yungpowers:
What is Moriah Mills doing on Nairaland? undecided undecided
A IndecentStar grin grin

Her body isn't that good for me. I will always go for Ms London, Kira Noir, Romi Rains, Sarah Jay, Kendra Sunderland, Juicy Tee, Queen Rogue than her.

Thank God for saving me from pornography and masturbation. grin grin
Politics / Re: Captain Abdulkarim Bala Na'Allah Assassinated By Gunmen (Pictures) by bottlecap: 10:24pm On Aug 29, 2021
Burna boy song monster you made comes to mind

RIP sir
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye And Anita’s Marriage Crash, Heads To Divorce Court by bottlecap: 2:17pm On Aug 20, 2021
If this is true then Peter deserve a public apologie from so many peoples
Sports / Re: Nominees Revealed For 2020/21 UEFA Player Of The Year Awards by bottlecap: 7:11pm On Aug 19, 2021
I think JORGINHO will take this one home

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dispatch Riders Needed Urgently by bottlecap: 7:21am On Aug 04, 2021
Which part of Lagos
Celebrities / Re: Chukwudi, Bright Chimezie’s Son Called To Bar (Photo) by bottlecap: 6:47pm On Aug 02, 2021
NiklauseFred:
Finally him teacher no go punish am again because of english cheesy

If any teach try am eeh him go dey hear my lord this and my lord that :I dey tell you bro,, I am still dancing to that song till todayD
Celebrities / Re: Chukwudi, Bright Chimezie’s Son Called To Bar (Photo) by bottlecap: 6:42pm On Aug 02, 2021
Congrats bro, I am still rocking one of your dad's best song

#Becauce of English
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Issues Cryptic Instagram Post In Hint He Is Leaving Juventus by bottlecap: 6:15am On May 27, 2021
Emu4life:
He will be hoping Manchester City or PSG make an offer so that he can go there and statpad. Let him stay at Juventus and help the dying team just like Messi. Loyalty isn't c'mon afterall.
with all the loyalty.. he still went on to sign a contract that put the club in a very deep financial mess..... Why not take a pay cut if you want to prove how loyal you can be
Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Celebrates Leicester City's FA Cup Win With Nigerian Flag by bottlecap: 9:27pm On May 15, 2021
I am just happy that they were able to save the whole world from noise pollution today

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Politics / Re: Smart Adeyemi Denies Lamentations ,insists He Was Quoted Out Of Context. by bottlecap: 6:29am On Apr 29, 2021
guy which kind early morning lie be this one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Fulham (1 - 1) On 18th April 2021 by bottlecap: 8:27pm On Apr 18, 2021
TheEnygma:
Arsenal adi IFUO EBOT gringringrin
translate if you understand.
Arsenal is a lazy goat
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi, Barcelona Players Arrive In Madrid For El Clasico (Photos, Video) by bottlecap: 4:16pm On Apr 10, 2021
how some Barca players will look after the match

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