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queenblog:
'Being sexy is a f**king curse, At this point, I literally hate my body.'' - Curvy actress, Princess Shyngle says

Gambian Ghana-based actress, Princess Shyngle, who is one of the most endowed actresses in Africa has taken to social media to rant about her body.

Taking to her Instagram stories, the curvy actress wrote: Being sexy is a f**king curse. At this point, I literally hate body. '

See her posts and check out some photos of Princess Shyngle here >>https://onecornergizt..com/2019/01/being-sexy-is-curse-at-this-point-i.html

see why slave masters nacked our women anyhow

wakaman:
You would kuku Pai when he wins.

4+4

Sai Baba

na I can't pai for Nigeria again....will just leave the country after the elections

jumper524:
you can deceive people only when they didn't watch the entire clip,
wasting my mb is one thing,
educating a wailer is another stvpid thing.



carry the video to radio Biafra London group, it'll sell better.

nigerians know what and where the president is heading to..

Nigerians The smart Nigerians or the Foolish one's

obembet:
​Manchester United legend Paul Scholes is set for his first official management role with League Two's Oldham Athletic.

After winning 11 Premier League titles with the Red Devils, Scholes has briefly experienced management since his retirement. He has worked as a coach with United's reserve sides, and was also a joint-caretaker manager of non-league Salford City in 2015, along with the rest of the club's owners.

News of Scholes' new role comes from ​The Tele​graph, who note that Scholes has already met with Oldham officials, and is expected to be named as their new manager in the near future.

Oldham have been without a permanent manager since Frankie Bunn, who was only appointed in June, was relieved of his duties in late December. Interim manager Pete Wild has been in control of the side, and it now appears as though Scholes will be named as the permanent successor to Bunn.

According to ​The Daily Mail, Scholes has previously been interviewed for the Oldham job in the past, but was unsuccessful as the club appointed Richie Wellens in September 2017.

However, he is now expected to assume control of the team imminently, and his first game in charge could come in the form of an FA Cup clash with Doncaster Rovers on Saturday.

The 42-year-old has been working as a matchday pundit since 2014, and the United icon has drawn praise from many fans for his passion and no-nonsense style of analysis.

His nephew, 19-year-old Ryan Scholes-Beard, is currently a member of Oldham's academy. The youngster has been close to the first team in the past, and he will undoubtedly be keen to make the transition to the senior side in the near future.

let's see if he won't end up like garri Neville

mohince:
It is reality, she is crying for seeing president BUHARI, She inhale confidence and exhale doubt, only kindness, integrity, honest and dignity can make people love u like this, we believe in you president BUHARI.... Together we are moving to the next level

she will weep if he wins

madridguy:
Wash Atiku trying to cry every here and there for sympathy.

say what

LONGPREEK:
please i am looking for where to buy okrika male boots and shoes to sell.
i need those okrika that looks like brand new.
if you know where i can buy thm , please share locaton. thanks

cotonou

PrettyCrystal:
A motorcycle rider popularly known as 'Okada rider' has cried out for help after his wife welcomed a set of triplets. 

The new mother identified as Mrs. Igwe Justina from Mbiri in Ika North East local government Area of Delta State, successfully gave birth to triplets, two females and a male at the Central Hospital in Agbor area of the state. 

Two years ago, the mother of the triplets, an unemployed NCE holder - gave birth to a set of twins..

Speaking with Tsm Reporters, the husband named Mr. Camilus Igwe, an unemployed University graduate (B.sc Econs), now a Father of five hustling as a motorcyclist in Agbor - glorified God for his mercies that saw his wife through what he called a Titanic battle.

"I am short of words, please Delta State Government , politicians , businessmen, well- to -do individuals, NGOs , clergymen should come to my assistance ; the load too much , one room apartment can't contain us, Okada money can't feed , clothe or provide drugs for the kids, I am confused right now , so many things racing in my mind but I know that my God liveth, -God will send my helpers" he posited.

The beautiful kids are still cooling off at the Post Natal ward of the Central Hospital, Agbor.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/01/okada-man-cries-out-as-wife-gives-birth-to-triplets-after-welcoming-twins.html

you know cry when you been dey nack oo

Antipob777:
This is photo of president Buhari reading vanguard newspaper.

God bless our able president

Insha Allah

baba de search for any image of cow

Letenwam:
Kemi Olunloyo in a new Instagram post, claimed that she has a full dossier from a US immigration snitch that Tunde Ednut is living illegally in the US. 

Kemi Olunloyo claimed that the singer turned social media influencer has refused replying her messages, added that Donald Trump's Government shutdown is somehow helping his case. She wrote; 

I have a full dossier from a US immigration snitch that @tundeednut is living illegally in the US. Donald Trump's Government shutdown actually helps his case as no immigration services are available. No US citizen swearing in, NO DEPORTATION EITHER. Eednut better go file amnesty if that is ever repeated. He has refused to return my messages. As a Journalist I must hear all sides. Meanwhile yesterday was his birthday I hear. HBD


https://lailasnews.com/tunde-ednut-is-living-illegally-in-the-us-kemi-olunloyo/

lalasticlala

e better 2 stay illegal than to legally dey Nigeria

beamtopola:
Mumu blacks with their primitive brains can react to anything. The ladies just wanted the black stuborn kid to eat and not to get starve

bro you made my day

TalkTalkTwins:
It's really depressing to see things like these happen to fellow blacks

Surprisingly, we keep winning
- Meek Mill
- Lil Wayne
- Rihanna
- Davido
- Drake
- Nicki Minaj
- Wizkhalifa
- Akon
- Daps and so many others all black

My name will soon join the above list

mumu....all the names still be slaves on Forbes list

BOOMnaija:
...even at that, d kid still has a far better life over there, compared to this shithole.

my chest

MuslimHowto:
A lot of Muslims are active on Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, Google, Twitter, Snapchat, Whatsapp, and many more.

Most do not know how this social media applications or websites are created talkless of how they generate billions of dollars yearly.

It is clear that we are in the era of science and technology, Muslims should not be left out to participate in making the world a better place, through creating productive and extensive apps that will positively impact the lives of their fellow Muslims and non-Muslims.

What is Computer Programming or coding?

Computer Programming is a creative process of writing useful code for the computer to perform a meaningful, maintainable and extensive task.

These codes are written in a computer language that runs through a compiler that enables the computer to understand for easy interpretation to produce meaningful output.

There are various programming languages that are specialized in performing different tasks for a computer.

Below are some of the most common computer languages:

HTML & CSS
JavaScript
C++
Ruby
Python
C
PHP
SQL
ASP .NET and many more.

Why Muslims should learn programming or coding?

Today, almost everything is run by computer.

They’re made possible by use of computer programming to bring flexibility into our day to day activities.

Imagine our life without a computer; it will be hard to communicate, receive and send information all around the globe by pressing just a button.

Below are the key reasons why Muslims should learn computer programming or coding:

DAWAH

Dawah means inviting or preaching of Islam. There are various medium Muslim could use to spread the teaching of Islam through computer programming – particularly the social media platforms (such as facebook, twitter, Instagram).

Spreading the teaching of Islam is quite easy and effective on social media just by creating engaging contents (posts or videos) online that reaches people from different demographics. These contents may be videos of notable scholar, Quranic verses, and sayings of The Prophet.

You can make mobile (android) application, websites, and desktop programs. That will serve mainly for dawah (just like Muslim Pro, Muslim Central, Hadith app, zakat calculator, iQuran, e.t.c), where Muslims from diverse origin come together to seek for guidance and help themselves grow intact in faith and righteousness.

Let there arise among you a group inviting to all that is good, enjoining righteousness and forbidding evil. Those are the successful ones. – (Quran 3 verse 110)

According to the above verse, it means you’re creating a cycle of bringing Muslims together to learn about Islam, and doing this will earn you immense and uncountable rewards in this life and the hereafter (day of resurrection).

WORK FROM ANYWHERE

The interesting part of being a programmer is that you can work from anywhere (be it at home, coffee bar, restaurant, on the beach, and so on) or as a freelance by having just your laptop and internet connection - because almost everything you’ll need is computer base.

It gives you the chance to create your zone and make you feel independent to do whatever you wish at your own convenient time.

You’ll enjoy the free will to go to the masjid (mosque) to offer salaah at the prescribed time without any boss intimidating or questioning your religious belief.


HIGH JOB OPPORTUNITY

The need to fill a role of a computer programmer in organizations is increasing in developed, developing and underdeveloped countries.

Their skills are needed in almost every sector, from financing, architecture, construction, manufacturing, health, e.t.c.

To be a certified computer programmer you must have a BSc degree in computer science or any science related course such as Mathematics.

Though, possessing an adequate experience in computer programming without a science degree or no degree can still land you a well-paid job base on your deep knowledge in the field.

BUOYANT SALARY STRUCTURE

According to payscale.com below is the annual salaries earn by computer programmers/software engineer/ developer by nationality:

• U.S. $80,825
• Saudi Arabia – $25,585.92
• Indonesia – Rp 68,400,000
• Turkey - $72,921
Malaysia - $8,567.50
• India – $6,310.59
• Nigeria - $5,050

MAKE YOU A BILLIONAIRE

Don’t be fooled by the “B” word. Not all programmers are billionaires.

Acquiring the rightful knowledge (needed) in computer programming can make you a billionaire by implementing this knowledge into solving real human problems and ease communication, data flow, information and time efficiency.

They’re a lot of people who have become billionaires in the field of computer programming. To mention few, Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook is worth $80b, Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft is worth $90b.

This is achievable in your case too if you put hard work and full dedication in presenting humanity with productive innovation that will shape their life positively.

IMPROVES THE WAY YOU THINK

The fundamental of programming or coding is the ability to solve problems. Finding solutions to these problems requires logical and in-depth thinking.

Engaging practically with coding will gradually boost your brain and maximize your mental muscle to formulate patterns to get difficult task resolved.


FAQ (frequently asked questions)

What are the careers in learning computer programming?
Web developer (designer)
System Engineer
Software Engineer
Network Architect
Computer Analyst
Database Analyst
Ethical Hacker and so on.

Are you interested in learning how to code?

Below are paid and free online tutoring websites that teach computer programming, kindly follow the links to know more:
Codeacademy
W3school
Courseera
Lynda
Udacity
Udemy
Khan Academy

Are you planning on learning computer programming yourself?

Below are links to download free eBooks (pdf) material needed to get you started:


Beginning programming for dummies
Computer Programming Tutorial

Conclusion
This article gives you insight into the introduction of computer programming. Check the Science & Tech page often for more updates pertaining to this topic.

Source: https://www.muslimhowto.com/2019/01/6-reasons-every-muslim-should-learn.html

I thought western education is sinful....

NOC1:
PDP over to you. Show us your achievement in 16 years.

challenge accepted

dainformant:
The vice president, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo was visibly excited while visiting a community in Abuja known as Jokwei on Wednesday. He was invited by a group of local women who on their own had formed a Buhari Support Group in the neighborhood.

At end of the exercise, the VP and his team entered the bus to depart for the Villa. A young man seeing that the vice president was exhausted and tired - ran to a nearby kiosk, bought a loaf of bread and pursued the bus.

He caught up with the bus, banged the window calling Osinbajo’s attention to his little gift, his widow’s mite.

The security men were about pushing him away, questioning his audacity when the Vice President asked that he be left alone.

Osinbajo opened his window, gladly accepted the loaf of bread from him and prayed for him for his kind spirit.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/01/vp-yemi-osinbajo-excited-after-receiving-bread-from-supporter-in-abuja.html

nice movie directed by chidi tchikere

Christty:
Lagbaja,omo baba mukomuko. Are you going to do the same? practice what you are saying.

legendary Christty.....since 2007!!!!

Kvngsremm:
I have only 3 uk used/ hacked PS3s slim for sale with 320gb storage and 8games installed on it.

Kindly whatsapp me or call 07037593078 thanks �

how much

ameheo:
A nurse working at a sperm bank in Virginia was arrested after she fell pregnant from a stolen vial of semen she smuggled out of her workplace in her vaginal cavity.
29-year old Jessica Jensen was arrested this morning by the Fairfax City Police Department after an investigation revealed shewas implicated in an illegal sperm smuggling ring.
The young worked in the Sample Collection Department of the Fairfax Cryobank, the largest fertility clinic in Virginia.
She’s accused of using her position to steal semen samples which were then sold on the black market by an accomplice.
According to the Fairfax police chief, Captain Harold Pardini, Ms. Jensen is actually 4-months pregnant after one of the vials broke while hidden in her vaginal cavity.
“She admitted that she had smuggled over 2,500 sperm samples over the last year, and that two of the vials broke during one of her smuggling operations.”
According to Captain Pardini, the accused fell pregnant from those samples but kept smuggling sperm despite her pregnancy, until her accomplice was caught selling stolen semen to an undercover police officer.
“She was clearly addicted to the money it brought her. We think that she gained more than $2 millions from her crimes.”
According to the Fairfax County Police chief, Captain Harold Pardini, this was probably the most active “illegal sperm ring” in the history of the country. He estimates the total profit of their crimes to over $25 million.
Ms. Jensen now faces a total of 83 criminal charges and a maximum of 435 years in prison.
Her accomplice, 47-year old Michael Donovan is also facing 67 accusations in a separate trial and could end up in jail for a maximum of 315 years.
Both of them have decided to plead “not guilty”, and their trials are expected to begin in March.
Jessica Jensen also confirmed she had decided to go on with the pregnancy and is expected to give birth in June.
https://www.zeroclan.tk/2019/01/sperm-bank-nurse-falls-pregnant-after.html?m=0

the sperm poured in her vagina in Virginia.....could her name be Regina??

Jenniferblogger:
Relatively unknown Ghanaian girl, Pamela Watara, 21, has been widely reported as the model in Ghana with the largest and heaviest breast.

Unlike the conventional models that are usually slim with plain body landscape, Watara is blessed with a slim physique, big butt, big boobs, dark skin and long legs and her photos have recently been going viral across the West African countries The 200 level Kenyan-Ghanaian marketting undergraduate of Winscon University, Accra, Ghana said in an interview that she’s being pursued for various ads, programmes and music videos because of her endowment.

According to her, she is being featured in music videos because of her features, especially her boobs.

“Many people are featuring me in music videos because of my features. And for those who think my heavy boobs are fake, I want to tell you they are very natural and I’m very proud of it ,” she said.

See more pictures

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/2019/01/ghanaian-girl-ruling-the-world-of-modeling-with-boobs/

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc MissyB3
Cc Fynestboi
Cc Seun
Cc Mynd44

add disturbing photos next time pls.... this one can breast feed 2 continents

madridguy:
Typo error. Sorry

boss you will live long.... you admitted your mistake..... your type is rare

starbuck:
Sowore supporters are ill mannered, uncultured and rude... He really lacks home training and we don't need his kind to lead a class of 2 million...

I'd rather vote Buhari than the hediot...



Anyways, I am still for AtikulatedObi

I owe you airtime.... sense Will not kill you

madridguy:
Atiku don play penalty go throw-in

Atiku sneaked into the US, just to held meeting with same Saraki, Ben Bruce, one hired Arab guy, an unknown man and woman then lied the meeting was at US chamber of commerce Now see debate with your fellow aspirant you run hiding under if Buhari no come you self no do again

Atiku, your advisers are just mocking me.

boss your English dey cause eye pain....."just 2 held meeting" how can I get dis grammar outta my head

Adewunmibaba:
Does he even read at all ?

in Amaechis voice.....buhari doesn't read

bamidelee:
e concern you
Chibuzor

the names Bashir....

Stocking:
See my Buhari ooo
See true love ooo

www.nairaland.com/attachments/8539750_img20190119wa0004_jpeg57775adc14dd39a902d35ad79ce2620a

I wish buhari could read/understand What you wrote

Akcc:
Hi. I’m a university student and in my mid twenties, I have this problem of approaching girls I see for the first time. I don’t think I lack the confidence really but feel like I have no idea what to say to her especially since she’s a stranger, I’m extremely confident of my looks and I’m well to do for a student usually money gives me this confidence when it comes to approaching girls in clubs but outside there I can’t talk to a stranger I’d love to know. So my question here is what do I say to a girl who I just saw for the first time! Specifically on the streets

fall your money for ground.... then watch her come close to you

ChangeIsCostant:
According to reports, two young boys were caught after allegedly stealing panties in Lagos metropolis.

The boys were reportedly caught red-handed by some residents who sighted them after stealing an underwear and was allegedly looking for more to pick.

They were forced to strip off their clothes and paraded in public as further details of what later happened to them - were not given. 

This is happening weeks after a teenage boy was caught with some panties and was paraded in the street after being beaten mercilessly by residents in Lagos. 

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/01/young-boys-caught-stealing-panties-in-lagos-forced-to-strip-by-residents-photos.html

I blame useless musicians like olamide and kesh for promoting stupidity

Zenithsblog:
Two lives were lost in one night at Kwale, headquarters of Ndokwa West Local Government Area, Delta State after two cult groups clashed fighting supremacy battle.

It was gathered that the deceased persons were attacked and killed differently by suspected rival cultists in the area on Friday night.

The latest attack is coming days after suspected cultists hacked a 23 year-old man to death.

It was gathered that the deceased, simply identified as Ossia, was in his apartment with his girlfriend when the assailants stormed the premises.

A source, who preferred anonymity, said: “The boys forced the door open with blocks and hit Ossia with an axe on his head.”

The source said the victim bled to death, while the assailants made away with his mobile phone, adding that his corpse had been deposited in a mortuary in the area.

The State Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Andrew Aniamaka, who confirmed the killing, said: “The Police in continuing raid of criminal hideouts arrested two persons in connection with the incident.”

See more: https://zenithnaija.com/graphic-photos-of-cultist-killed-during-attack-in-delta-state/

I thought they were giving him head with that dead look