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obafemee80:
Good...

See the way untrusted/fraudulent sellers steal your money on Nairaland (bitcoins & data sellers)
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lol boss this meme go well

mikezuruki:
Freeze is simply stupid!

He's looking for who'd condescend.

Shameless. I sha pity his followers

don't pity us

keepingmum:
I may be moving to Kuje in Abuja sometime next year and just want some idea of the place and its environs from nairalanders familiar.
In terms of security, schools (secondary), roads , easy public commute into Abj central, culture etc

I understand theres stable electricity there.

Any input will be helpful please

kujes nice..... big .... very large..... so large... cheap food stuff affordable housing

EmagNig:
A UK man who had a fling with a Thai woman while on vacation in the Asian country has cried out for help after the woman sent a Christmas gift to him all the way from Thailand.

According to the man, he really had a good time in Thailand and the gift reminded him of his time in the country. He therefore doesn't want to discard of the gift, but he's concerned about his wife finding out.

Read his story below:

A girl I had sex with on holiday has sent me Christmas presents and I’m terrified my wife will find them – but I don’t want to give up my exotic lover.

I’m 39 and my wife is 36. I went away with two mates to Thailand leaving my missus at home with the kids who are seven and ten.

My friends and I had a great time, surrounded by cheap beer and gorgeous girls, although I didn’t take much notice of them until a young girl of 17 approached me.

She was so beautiful and I felt young again. She came on to me and I couldn’t resist her. We had mind-blowing sex that night and every night from then on until my holiday was over. I was happy to give her money because her family are very poor.

I’m now back at home but I can’t concentrate on my work. I keep sneaking away for naughty phone calls with her. My phone bills are sky-high and my workmates have noticed that I’m distracted.

My wife said a parcel had arrived for me last week. It had a Thai postmark on it so I knew it was from my long-distance lover. I told my wife the hotel were sending me a belt I’d left in my room and quickly squirrelled it away to my car where she couldn’t see it.

I opened the parcel when my wife was asleep and found my lover had sent me some personalised gifts – a mug and a T shirt both showing photos of her stark naked.

She looks as good as I remember. I’m worried about my wife finding out but I can’t bring myself to throw them away. I don’t want to leave my wife or give up my lover. I’m planning another trip to Thailand in the New Year.

https://lailasnews.com/my-wife-almost-found-christmas-gift-hot-girlfriend-sent-to-me-uk-tourist/

don't worry your wife is on nairaland reading your post

crimmish:
Regina Askia-Williams (born on December 16, 1967) is a Nigerian-born, American-based family nurse practitioner (FNP), healthcare and educational activist, television producer, writer, and public speaker, who found fame as an actress and model.

A graduate of the University of Lagos with a degree in Biology, she recently became a
registered nurse , after earning her nurse practitioner degree at Wagner College in the United States. Askia-Williams still works on promoting greater collaboration between Africa and its diaspora with her fashion shows as well as medical missions to Africa.

She celebrates her 51st birthday today, she shares cute photos and a beautiful birthday video.

Watch video: http://www.balfashion.com/2018/12/regina-askia-celebrates-51st-birthday.html

See photos:

she now looks like a body builder

myselftrend:
Nollywood actress, Nnenna Rachael Okonkwo, popularly known by many as Nkoli Nwa Nsukka, looks super beautiful in Nice Sunday outfit.

See Photos :-

GIST VIA -
https://nairatrend.com.ng/nollywood-actress-rachael-okonkwo-wows-in-nice-sunday-outfit-photos/

red and pink... shift let me pass

destindd:
Good day everyone, you guys just have to be sincere. Will you marry a girl like this?.... yes or no? and give reason.

no problem......she still set pass some nairaland girls

Mrbolt565:
I can never bleach in my fvucking life!,i just regret being a black person.

true talk bro.... even blacks for the West never get sense.... they dream of yeeezy and nike.... while whites dream of making life easy and nice

Mrbolt565:
Being black automatically makes you inferior where ever you go in the world! Do u know how that makes me feel? I feel so depressed just knowing that. No matter how intelligent you are, once you are dark skinned, you will be looked down upon. It's horrible. Black people are cursed people! I know how fvucked up this sounds, but I wish I was a white. I love eerything about them! They always know forward! Never backwards! It's pathetic as I'm a black person. Hmmmmm


I'm out!

Funbact A and caro white is the secret formula

stephenduru:
A man has been trending online after his manhood stood up while posing with a lady.See how people reacted

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/11/see-what-happened-to-manhood-of-man.html

we are shocked

PizzleGold:
THE world's biggest cow will be saved from the chop after its 6ft 4in frame is too big to fit into abattoir, a farmer revealed.

Knickers, a seven-year-old Holstein Friesian, is more than twice the size of the rest of the cows in Myalup, Western Australia.

Holstein-Friesians are a dairy breed and normally weigh in at about 1,500 pounds and stand about 4ft 1oins tall.

Even the breed's bulls only reach just 5ft 10ins and weigh 2,200lbs.

Butchers say the giant would produce around 1,400 lbs of trimmed "saleable" beef  - enough for 450 cuts of steak and 370kg of mince.

The bovine behemoth stands head and shoulders above other farm beasts and weighs in at an incredible 1.4 tonnes (3,083lbs).

Owner Geoff Pearson - whose beast is the biggest of its breed in Australia - said: "It was too heavy. I wouldn’t be able to put it through a processing facility.

"So I think it will just live happily ever after."

The beast cost owners £225 and they bought him as a "coach" to take charge of the herd.
Knickers is technically a steer - which is a castrated male bovine.

Geoff continued: "When he was young, when we first got him, we had another cow which was a friend of his.

"So his name was bra... so we (had) bra and knickers. We never thought he would turn into a big knickers."

Geoff Pearson has about 20,000 cattle.

SEE MORE: http://starnation.com.ng/worlds-biggest-cow-escapes-slaughter-because-its-too-big-to-fit-in-abattoir/

Buhari will like this

Ritzy10:
Two men have been arrested after allegedly kidnapping and gang-raping their former teacher in a rural community in South Africa.

The unnamed woman, a teacher at a high school near Marken, Limpopo, South Africa, was said to have been abducted from her home on Monday after two men broke in while she was asleep.

The two detainees, aged 18 and 20, are believed to be part of a group of men who tied her up with a rope before loading her into the boot of her VW Polo.


The men then allegedly gang raped her before dumping her in the bushes and fleeing in her car.
A police spokesperson said the suspects were ‘well known to the victim’ as previous students and neighbors.

‘Preliminary police investigations have since revealed that the two suspects involved in this chain of crime incidents are well known to the victim as she previously taught them at the same school and they are also staying in this village,’ said police spokesperson Colonel Moatshe Ngoepe.

‘During the arrest, one of the suspects was found in possession of the ignition keys of the victim’s car and later, the victim’s car was found abandoned in bushes near Marken,’ Ngoepe added.

‘It was also detected that the suspects made turns in gang-raping the victim and dumped her still tied in the bushes before they fled the scene with her motor vehicle VW Polo. Police opened cases of house breaking with intent to commit crime, kidnapping, armed robbery and rape,’ he said.

Police found the teacher dumped in the bushes along the road to Bakenburg outside Mokopane.
She was rushed to hospital and was eventually discharged on Sunday afternoon.
During the arrests, one of the men was found in possession of the teacher’s car keys and the car was later found abandoned in the bushes near Marken.

See more:
https://zenithnaija.com/teacher-kidnapped-and-gang-raped-by-her-former-students-in-south-africa/

I de really feel for women..... they are not safe on earth

Giftedhand92:
Curvy American Model and socialite, Blac Chyna Who recently visited Nigeria for a cream launch, seems to have fallen in love with the country and people. Firstly it was the Nigerian jollof rice she tagged a bomb.

She shared a post and a video on her IG page of her visit to an orphanage home 'BAB-EL-SALAM' in lagos and it was fun filled.. She gained more respect from her fans, as they showered her with encomium.

Read what she wrote below;


See more;
https://zenithnaija.com/blac-chyna-visits-bab-el-salam-orphanage-in-lagos/

omg hope she no give the kids bleaching soft drink

SIMPLYkush:
Happy sunday to you alI...
I really need your suggestions, because this has become a norm in almost all the weddings I have attended...

is it right to collect tithes from secular musicians

Airforce01:
As you all know, my girlfriend has put to bed and here is the first photos of my Little One.


Lalasticlala


Airforce 1

Kai this pikin resemble E_money..... meanwhile congratulations brah

Tripleclick:
everybody needs love no matter how rich you are... We still gt someone will ought to like along the line

na true

Tripleclick:
True.. But it doesn't end there

bro where e end

Tripleclick:
1. They will never call you even if it is your birthday


2. She will never spend more than 20secs when she calls you with their Airtime. Ask her and she will tell you her airtime finished, just know you must refund that airtime for you to expect another call anytime.




3. When you call them, they’re always busy and promise to call you later which is till next year.



4.They are always bold and serious
when they demand something
from you like that thing is nothing



5.They easily get mad at you for a
little thing



6. You have to give them gift
before forgiveness.



7.They will start touching you and
calling you sweet name when they
want something from you



8.They can never be serious and ask
you for forgiveness when they go
wrong.





9.They always want you to take
them out and spend money on
them



10.They will leave you when you’re
broke and come back when you
have the money.



11.They will never tell you a secret.



12.They can never stay with you for
more than 1 hour



13. They play with your heart and likely lead you into depression



14. They find it difficult to reply
your Facebook, WhatsApp and
Phone SMS. You will be killing yourself for her attention.



15.They will reserve #5 credit to
flash you and if dey find out you’re
not around your phone, they will
call you 60 missed calls; when you
call back they will sometimes get
upset sometimes talk like dey
really care but end up demanding
for airtime .

What do you think guys, are you in this ??


Read also:
https://passionarena.com.ng/relationship-10-ways-to-attract-women

my bro just go and make money/ fame.... they will rush you like mr spell

Igboblog:
More pictures of the substance(poison) which the Imo State University undergraduate took that led to her death have emerged.

According to an eyewitness, Jennifer Agomuo took the poison after stabbing her boyfriend.

In his words,

“A student of our school has taken her own life. She was studying computer science and was supposed to graduate in 2019. She was in the third year.”

“She poisoned herself after stabbing her boyfriend.”

Sources within the hostel said that the deceased had thought that she had killed her boyfriend and out of fear she committed suicide.

Her boyfriend, Johnson, who was rushed to Federal Medical Center, Owerri, did not die. He is said to be recovering.

“She ate the poisonous substance out of fear that she had killed her own boyfriend.

More photos here https://9newsng.com/see-the-substance-imsu-undergraduate-took-that-led-to-her-deathphotos/

how are you sure she would have graduated in 2019 Have you forgotten ASUU!!!

walesho:
Eyaa u don vex

vex..... Lol

walesho:
Go buy tecno

see 1 problem with nigerians.....I talk price you de yarn me another shishi.....sell your phone use the money buy sim card

walesho:
38k

20k

walesho:
I have a very clean Nokia 3.1 for sale. It is 3weeks old with charger and the carton. The specs includes Processor – Octa-core 2.5 GHz Cortex-A53
Operating System – Android 8.0 (Oreo), Android One
Network – 4G LTE
Sim – Nano Sim, Dual Standby
Screen Size – 5.2 inches (~69.4% screen-to-body ratio)
Camera – Front: 13 MP Back: 8MP
Memory – 16 GB, 2 GB RAM, microSD, up to 256 GB
Colour –
Battery – Non-removable Li-Ion 2990 mAh battery
Finger Print – No
Other Feature(s) – Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, dual-band, WiFi Direct, hotspot, Bluetooth: 4.0

Call/WhatsApp 08054684535

how much

Rosezee:
i don't mean to disrespect you guys. But i've experience more than ten guys with acute halitosis problem. There is this guy that approached me. God! It was horrible - i don't mean to judge. Can't doctors in Nigeria fix this problem? Why would someone allow his mouth to ooze poisonous odor that could kill another human being if it can be fixed?

when we lick Linda ikeji ice fish how you expect make mouth no kpef

chiagozien:
For those apc and pdp supports
that think it is difficult to
manufacture the dead Buhari
Keep scrambling for your useless ID called PVC or keep
Atikulating your idiocy all the
days of your life,

here is a creative sister cashing
in on the vacancy in Aso Rock since Jubril ran away last night in Goodluck book launching.

Very soon you will be calling
her Your Excellency and she
would lead Aisha to open 4th
Mainland Bridge. CHANNELS TV,
Sahara Reporters and Punch newspaper will cover it.

please add graphic content

Ubongdemaga:
where do u buy the OK u r talking about

Benin republic

owelle22:
Too much of mosquito repellent no good oo

lol

doctoradekokolo:
You think say na pencil and crayon den take draw Nairaland.

lol

emince14:
I want to buy cloths but the money I have with me is not that much. So I want recommendedatuons where to buy in lagos at whole sale price

go lekki.....but with my okrika I go out big you

legitdriod21:
I have a 2 terabyte hard disk available for sale. if interested kindly dm for business via whatsapp : 07064823442
price is negotiable.
thank you

location

mayvic1:
Hello, please anyone who lives or is familiar with Abuja should help out.
I need a little help on how to get to the India high commission in Abuja. This is my first time of travelling to Abuja and am going from Akure (south west). please I need help from you guys

go hotel

Airforce01:
Hello everyone, something just happened right now.

My girlfriend has put to bed .

It's a new chapter of my life and I thank My God that my baby is here safetly and in good health .

I am so excited right now .

Pictures coming soon.


Airforce1

congratulations bro.....