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HAPPENING NOW!!! There's this new church in my street hosting a crusade tagged "December to remember). Indeed they will never forget this DECEMBER. It all started with singing and singing and singing. Then it was time for worship everyone was in the mood of worship. SUDDENLLY!!! We started hearing VERY LOUD MOANS!!! "yea baby, please Bleep me more! Yee! Yee!! Aaaaarrhh!!!, Bleep me baby i'm a LovePeddler!! Damn!! Yeeesss!!!!! Oh my gosh!!! Baby harder! Harder!! Ye!!! ye!!! ye!!! ye!!!!!. It took them about 40seconds to turn off their sound system. Then, trust nigerians na, speaking in tongues started falling like the rain!!!. It was a bit windy, so we suspect the wave must have been carried from one of the night clubs in my area. Especially NADDON which has been rumourd to host live sex parties in one of their halls. NADDON CLUB PLAYS PORN 24/7 and the club is fenced round and out of bond to teenagers.

Please can i get to kigali by road, and how strong is their currency?

LilNetty:
It happened on Friday, I was just surfing tru the Internet. Suddenly I received a alert of #40000 from a Unknown person.. But I guess the money was transfered tru Internet banking for Donation... Have been indoor since morning thinkin of what to use this money for... What should I do

Do to others what you want people to do to you.

Ogbeni, u funny oo. How i take resemble that near-perfect slowpoke, i de bleach abi i de rub lip stick?

jeyselassie:
boybrano r u related to bobrisky?

God forbid. Wetin concern me with that CLOWN?

SABA2002:
Finally I have been unbanned..........

I was also banned oo, this mods them no get joy oo

God of vengeance is fighting for His followers

The answer is TREKKING

If this post no reach front page ehh, make buhari fat overnight

This list is not complete without ethiopian, eriterian and somali women. Trust me, they're damn beautiful

themosthigh:
So sad.....so upon all the nonsense prayer wey them give to jehovah lord el shadai, he still decided to crash their planes just like he allowed his son be slaughtered and crucified by the romans, allowed jephtah sacrifice his daughter, allow John the Baptist be behaeded as a birthday gift and allow Africans be enslaved by the whites.
I think jehovah is the devil and the devill is the true lord and saviour.
Oyibos have used our brains and sold to us a fake God to use our brains and control it.
Give a man science and he can conquer the world but give him religion and fantasy conquers him

MR MAN, If everyone here is afraid to quote you, i am not a coward. Jehova is the almighty. Any shit you say concerning him is your own opinion. And don't forget; YOU SHALL GIVE ACCOUNT OF EVERY IDOL WORD THAT PROCEEDS FROM YOUR MOUTH.

fastlane84:
Choi..God.....ohhh....

Pls sorry HV u written waec and jamb?

Please correct me if my english is wrong

Medicine after death. Will this shit bring him back to life, will it rewind time so that the right things can be done at the right time, will it heal the wound in the hearts of those he left behind? When Abiola died, none of them had the guts to speak out and now that the dust has settled, they're crawling of their shells. Cowardice of the highest order. #wherewereyouwhenithappened

Though i am male, but i look far better than her. View my profile pic and see for yourself

Go and investigate the lifestyle of Aba and Warri boys. Trust me, you will be too shocked to report.

SABA2002:
How this nairaland pm thing dey work abeg??..... Make person explain to me oooo

PM means PERSONAL MESSAGE.

I disagree with you guys, i think the best is peter obi/ donald duke. Or donald duke/ ngozi okonjo iweala. That's gona be the best

Israeljones:
What yu dont understand is that using afonja is not in anyway offensive...But Using the word cone head is even more provoking

You see why nigeria is not progressing?

What does afonja mean? and yorubas also refer to we igbos as FLAT HEADS a.k.a Igbos. So it's a kinda do me i do you

RoyWealth:
You can attend the unveiling of my cosmetic shop and win up to a 100k

I live in cross river and getting a transport....... do u live in abraka?

SABA2002:
Bros wetin the work u this night........ I could only access the site after downloading puffin abi na wetin be the browser name


Givers forum is still working.

So it means that those who use opera mini will not get access to their money?

RoyWealth:
I loved it right from the release date, and now I've got it. My iPhone 7plus

TMT

Congrats bro, pls help me with 3k wana get myself new boxers. THANKS IN ADVANCE

Guys, i was eating fufu a.k.a akpu with melon soup on my verander when my neighbour's dog came out and started disturbing me, so i gave her some lumps which she ate with great joy. My neighbour's kids saw me feeding the dog but didn't say anything. The problem now is that the dog has become so quiet, it doesn't bark or show any form of aggression at all. This dog used to be very aggressive and has bitten a lot of visitors, very noisy and wicked. Now visitors pass through and fro my compound. I don't know a thing about dog breeds, but the dog is black, has a very big head, long and flat ears, the chest area is big while the waist is a smaller, long and flat tongue, fierce looking eyes and a very short tale. My neighbour is blaming me for the sudden calmness of the dog because she has never been fed akpu/fufu before and that it stopped barking the very moment i finished feeding her. So nairaland dog owners, do you think i am responsible for this?

KINGwax007:
Only the stoopid ones will click the link..dinosaurs are long gone..
And to even say, 'Abuja', u don spoil the show for urself..

Then of all places in abuja, it was seen inside the international conference hall which happens to be one of the most guarded buildings in the whole of nigeria. It wasn't even seen in a jungle in the outskirt of abuja. Even my baby won't believe this story, but it's a pity that some adults have already believed this shit. Now tell me how nigeria will progress if we keep having this kind of shallow mindset and intoxicated thinking?

PRAYER POINT: My father!!! my father!!!!, any demon that will obstruct this my topic from making it to the front page, fall down and die by fire!!! lambosinino ukwujijiji ni-za-le jajajajaj kekeke mu li ma le!!!! ( seriously speaking in tongues)

missiamme:
I'm in one of their groups too. they are complaining and majority of those that are still encouraging others are doing so in order to cash out their money and run.
GHW rocks......
PM me to know more

Give me your referal email, i want to register at GHW

This man wey him face wowo pass my grandmama yansh una say na 19yrs him dey? That means me i be baby na

Prayer point: my father, my father!!! Any rich and stingy relative of mine who has lots of precious stones and piles of cash in their houses, fall and die!!! And may i inherit the house in jesus name!!!. Lamboghininini, bughattititi, ferraririri richboyiyi.( seriously speaking in tongues)