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Enemies of progress trying so hard to frustrate this youngster's dream and success. But e no go work because my God pass them all

oloribabs:
The site is still experiencing some challenges, I'm not surprise sha. It's a Nigeria site initiated by a yet to be identified Nigerian. You need to visit their whatsapp group created by some participants and see lots of complaints and tension.
Get Help Worldwide is very good and I'm enjoying it.

Tell me more about this get help worldwide. I fit switch to that that one oo, u know say buhari's regime helps those who help themselves

Pussy or idontbilivit

SABA2002:
My brother e Don close shop joor....... I use chrome, uc browser n Opera mini... None of the could access the site..... How e take pay u

E be like say na cashless transaction the guy do oo, him grand children go inherite the money later.

SABA2002:
Which site u confirm payment?

Maybe this guy is a share holder in the scheme

I heard about givers forum here on nairaland, then i visited the site and registered. I also provided help of 5k but thank God i wasn't matched before the scheme crashed late night saturday. A visit to the site will display error. I am so thankful to GOD that i wasn't matched before the scheme crashed.

Me too, i can speak 5 accents. I speak igbo, hausa, yoruba,tiv and efik accents accurately. Even Okon can't compete my efik accent. Trust me my boruda, i am nt kwarupt.

Trust me, benin kingdom is deep trouble. 666 ALERT!!!

That's because the reality show is aired in english not french

[quote author=spawnx post=50349137]It is called a Gaboon viper.
Gaboon Viper
Common Name: Gaboon Viper or Gaboon Adder
Scientific Name: Bitis gabonica
GABOON VIPER
The largest African viper, this snake has a striking coloration and pattern that nevertheless offers it camouflage.

The gaboon viper ( Bitis gabonica ) is considered to produce more venom than any other venomous snake.

A single adult male may have enough venom to inject lethal doses into 30 individual men. Not only do they produce more venom than any other snake but they also inject more deeply.

Although sluggish and docile by nature, Gaboons are unpredictable and capable of great speed in short bursts making them extremely dangerous. MY GOD!! I ONCE STEPPED ON THIS SNAKE WHEN I WAS A MUCH YOUNGER. According to my mum, the snake is gentle but don't attack it at a close range

It's my birthday today. How many birth mates do i have here? As for my haters, go slap buhari...

13 Hilarious Quotes By “President Robert
Mugabe ” on Relationships.
“If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken
a picture with you before just make that
request and stop forcing Photo Grid to
bring you together.” #1:. “Some women’s legs are like rumors,
they just keep on spreading”
#2:. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls
these days because each time you take a
piece from
her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a
factory in
China catches fire”.
#3:. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop
talking about inner beauty because we
don’t walk around with X-rays”
#4:. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a
man who text you “I miss you” only when
it’s
raining. You are not an umbrella”.
#5:. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can
cheat on
her. She is already used to pain.”
#6:. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool.
The problem is when you are lying on his
chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your
face”.
#7:. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with
the money he has hustled for, than for a
woman
to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
#8:. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for
5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed
with you
for 2hours Your level of selfishness
demands a one week crusade”. #9:. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not
taken a picture with you before just make
that
request and stop forcing Photo Grid to
bring you together.”
#10:. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a
loudspeaker”.
#11:. ”If women think having their period
(menstruation) in a whole month is a
difficult task,
they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”
#12:. “Some girls don’t attend the gym
but look physically fit because of running
from one
man to another”
#13:. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you
represent the
whole country”

Do you know how much that guy will make before the woman dies? Me sef i de look for cougar too.

It's bootilicious

The Chinese delivery man
who discovered a simpler
solution to a complex math
problem Yu Jianchun, a Chinese migrant
worker from the Henan province, has
no mathematical training and no
college degree but is being hailed as a
real-life version of Will Hunting, the
character played by Matt Damon in the 1997 Oscar-winning film Good Will Hunting, after finding an alternative method to verify Carmichael numbers. Carmichael numbers, also known as
“pseudoprimes," are large numbers
that only appear to be prime numbers,
which are only divisible by one and
themselves. They are used for credit
card encryption and online payments, among other things. Some
examinations can be done to find out
which numbers are prime and which
are Carmichael numbers, but it's tricky
work. Apparently, Yu has come up
with a simpler way to verify Carmichael numbers. The 33-year-old says he worked on a
solution for the last eight years, relying
solely on his intuition and his innate
sensitivity to numbers—and he did it all

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 What can I do ? Reply:- Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulov edme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5 However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System. So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0. We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7 All the Best Madam.

I didn't say i can't afford to buy 100naira airtime

Nairalanders pls help a brother in need. My name is Edo Abraham Akachukwu, i am 22yrs old. Droped out of school because my parents couldn't afford my fees. I decided to serve OGA like every other igbo young guy would, but my oga travelled abroad and his brothers started misbehaving after i had served for three years out of five years. I travelled to lagos with my sister who introduced me to her boyfriend to learn sharp runs (yahoo) but i refused because it is blood money to me. I can't steal someone's hard earned money to make a leaving. So i did a sales boy job till december last year. We travelled to the villa for christmas and she left me there saying that i am to dull for her liking. Even if i should leav the villa, i don't know / have who to stay with to learn a trade or do any job. So i want anyone here who can help me with any kind of legitimate job to do. As long as it will enable me to save and to also send 2-3k to my mum from time to time. Here's my number if you are touched to help 08183741448. TNX

My brother, the bible says; he that has ears let him hear. I am not saying that you are deaf, because even the deaf have ears but the ears don't function. Please don't understand the bible upside down. Stop twisting the verses of the bible to aprove your claims. Those things are in the bible and i agree with you but did you read further on, didn't you see that jesus was eighter making a parable or he was teaching his deciples about certain topics as the case may be when he said those things?

He touched me by Pastor Chris

That guy should be known as the smartest Nigerian ever

So MR OP what's hilarious about the house? Cos I personally don't see any funny thing in there.

Wait let me consult amadioha, let's hear what the gods have to say

@breadandbeans so u don't believe it's me in dat pic?