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croSStodds:
And landed on ur poo..lol!

Nah,i was actually peeing

Lala247:
I cant rap or sing

Ma'am just try, tz all for the fun.. just sing the chorus, anyhow

innalilahi wa ina ilahi rajihun

nice thread darkrebel666 can you do the first minute of rap god in french accent? and lala247 should do the chorus of 6 words by wretch 32 in yoruba accent.

The last one cracked me up laughing so hard that i fell off the closet

So? anyways petrol now sells for N200 per litre.. and there is power outage

chai... shey dis dude will ever have a wife? i think he should get one removed...

More reason i wont ever marry a virgin.. test before marry, tbm... in yoruba land, we call a woman with no vigirna opening 'lakiriboto' nah simple thing to cure tho..

how i wish this will stop the execution, buh it wont, a law is a law. theirs aint first and it wont be the last. and yes! its a very cruel law, buh we need to eradicate drug trafficking. it kills

well zenayia (i wonder what that means) welcome to this craay forum where you can never be 100% right, where you get castigated for airing your opinion, where they call people like me woman wrapper (i dont even know if truly ur a iady, as i have seen after several years on nl) for giving you some hints

i will simply shut her up by rendering her unconscious..(dont ask how )

lshtifotc... That guy ehn

where the heck is her privacy? why the invasion? a relationship w/o individual privacy is meant to crumble in no time. privacy is as important as trust

had the same issue with my 2 month old elephone p5000.. ordered it from aliexpress.. since then, i decided to stop using mtk devices.. now flexing with asus fonepad fe170cg intel processor.

how i wan take answer this one nah.. m a guy jhur... anyways i cant DATE a lady with pierced nose or veegeena

JiggamanGh:
Did not find it a bit funny and people who are suffering from these attacks would not find it funny. The sithole family sure would not find it funny.

ur right man.. maybe i took it too lightly n thus found it funny because i was unaffected.may God bless the wasted souls

I blame this whole sh*t on jacob zuma.. he once said there are too many foreigners in s/africa.. and the dude in the video is too hilarious to be a gang leader.. Gambia... Jesus christ.. . . Gambiaaaa cracked me up

chymystique:
Yea I dnt like APC but Sincerely, this man should pls stop talking tooo much like a mad man.. He is making himself look foolish more with his uncouth attitude! .. Election has come and gone, I still dont know why he is still ranting like a deranged fellow on social networks when he is one of the persons responsible for GEJ's political failure ...

Saying he is foolish is a disgrace and injustice to the foolish ones.he is simply brainless

telexfree1:
You are the ignorant one. Silly poster

you just got noticed..atleast i gave you one mention ... now bleep off!

Billyonaire:
Dnt be silly, 2tr is half of our annual budget. Not many banks have ever had such amount in their vaults. If such money is even spent 'into' the Nigeria Economy within a span of 1 month, the hyper inflation will destroy the Economy. Most of you are fiscally timid. 2 trillion na beans ? You know how many zeroes we are talking about here ?

dude, u seem to be ignorant of many facts.
-N500m and above was giving to each campaign director in the 36 states and fct
-$20b fuel fraud was used also
-21bn was donated to him..
those are the few facts you missed

Billyonaire:
That's not enticing. I make more than that in a month. I feel ashamed that a President has to earn that low. I cant take the insults and earn that low.

I bet it, you cant spend 2trn on campaign.. his allowances is in excess of 800% of his salary

Lala247:
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nice video. nw i can stop being the shy type

sweetorgasm:
yes its cheating

Ok, i don change, lemme go and confess ma sins

sweetorgasm:
yea

a virgin who doesnt want to have sex?

OP, i dont understand the 'cheating' in your text.
here is a case, is having friends with benefit when your girlfriend is a virgin cheating?

Lala247:
I know its really sad, but what can we do ..

maybe we should start respecting ourselves, our choices and our views.. we all cant be the same

IMO, depends on the state of the poison she used which obviously is in crystalline form (like sugar) adding a crystalline solid to a solution (without stirring, more like adding sugar to tea without stirring) will dissolve slowly and settle at the bottom of the glass. thus, the poison in her drink was not allowed to dissolve properly and the husband's dissolved well because he drank it slowly

Lala247:
Converted my dad n his side of the family are

Oh ok, you need to see the level of chatisement and hate from bigots here just because of religious different. personally i'm affected and its really sad. if we cant put our house in order, how can we condemn the xenophobic attack in SA, racism in Ukraine, BH etc.

Lala247:
Buhari should really do something about this situation!! Its getting out of hand .
Even travelling now is difficult its like if ur nigerian with muslim name nah so so check check saw a woman get sent bk home cuz of all this terrorist bs ..

Rlly sad

Slit throat of 12 ppl can u imagine .. Dont even understand the aim of all this.

so so true.. u a muslim?

Ifeanyi4491:
it won't affect your device

only affects battery life.. And phone processor may fry out through prolong use

if i am a fake prophet, i will stay away from prophesies and get busy with tithe and offerings