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We work in the day and think in the night.. when are we ever gonna sleep? Anyone like me here?

1, I read the topic wrong.. I saw masturbation instead of menstruation 2, I noticed its for the ladies 3, what m u doing here sef

Cutehector:
u no see d conditions wey she put dr.... She for put "must hav ten years experience"

haha haha... but this is serious o.. aren't you willing to help her out...

Cutehector:
U for try put dis advert for jobberman

relationship don turn job? You wicked o

Where those ladies playing hard to get.. come learn lesson.

TheSonOfMark:
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You want to fight society?

buhahahaa, finish with scorpion, face Batman, next is subzero.. nna you wicked

Kpele op, this is a sign of being heartbroken.. God will heal your heart...

Man or woman? Guy or girl? Abeg explain

myked:
u're d boss man, show me the way 'biko'
08093452334(whatsapp)

feistymikey:
Kindly msg me on how this works 08094740610 or drop ur no pls

lol brothers, it's just the conventional mtn bis, simple server, proxy droid and uc mini.. nothing more I swear

My download averages 10MB/secs and m still not satisfied.. I want to attain 64MBS

myked:
Etisalat is the best, simply incomparable .... see my screenshot & believe. my download speed average 700kb/s

if my phone downloads at that speed, I will gladly throw it in The gutter.. that's my ASUS FE170CG., BEEN USING IT FOR LONG

lol, no problem in downloading all this, but remember, if its not lollipop, it can't be like lollipop.. running all this app in the background kills ram. games like lara croft relic run, frontline commando, fifa 14, the room etc won't run smootly again.. I'd rather stick with kitkat,

MizMyColi:
I'd wanted something organic y'know...
Basically, what I'm saying is, I looked forward to a situation where we use only words that folks use in their posts.

But I will try and come up with something.
Maybe weekly tests based on the words discussed e.t.c...

madam, don't you sleep? and m still waiting for that write-up

if you are having difficulty in getting pregnant, just contact him..

you guys should just remain in the States, you move to the other side, we destroy you and that evil thing...

2dice:
chaii I never had a ladyfriend with a bow leg

go get one..you'd be glad you did

even if you can solve it in 10 secs, the Nigerian network won't post your answer until after 5 mins.,, so no need

where is mizmycoli self.. she promised me a write-up boy her experience with Bailey's.. M sure its not just the up nepa stuff alone., there is more to it

mtceeeeeew... ladies better don't get carried away, less romantic men tends to be more faithful than the romantic ones

I can't believe I actually commented on this thread...

Gbaun jhur, I don't really need to know if she is into me, I'm a man and men get ladies..

2dice:
....chaii I saw this just now
I felt like sharing it
*TheLADIES make una no vex
Cc lalasticlala

Have you ever had a bow legged lady wrap her legs round your waist? you won't call them pliers.. don't try it with the knock-kneed o.. else

Go get her silicon nah.. yeye man..

NASA, RELIGIOUS BODIES, FBI, EFCC, etc would all be on my tail... but I'm harmless

BeauHomme:
How you take know?
Abi d fish carry Ibadan tribal mark?

don't mind that dude., but you sef, nah only Ibadan peeps dey get tribal marks?

PastorKun:
Do you need guts to do ordinary fishing festival

you need more than guts, Ibadan is not a riverine area, how many of them can use a canoe or boat? how many can swim in a river or dam? how many can fish with a gourd? the casualties will just be too much.. abet leave my Ibadan people alone, nah only talk dem sabi talk.