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this is a true life story brother...

MRBrownJ:
super story script for the latest Nollywood blockbuster!!!!
nonsense!

Pls do not reveal my identity. I’m a middle-aged woman. I currently reside in Bwari Area Council of the FCT- Abuja. I’m a member of one of the new generation churches, and a church worker. After my first Son was born over 25 years ago, we stopped having other issues. My husband and I had visited several prayer houses around the country. We have even being to Synagogue Church of All Nations, to see TB Joshua, but we couldn’t see him in person. Different Pastors have prayed for us, and we truthfully exhibited high level of patience, waiting for God’s response. I had met pastors and I had met PASTORS. 40 percent of the pastors we met had made advances at me, even at my age. I realized that most of these Pastors are truly not who they claim they are. ‘’See finish’’ is what I think was my experience in their hands. I do not need to talk too much about the anointed ones, but the warning is that we all have to be careful while dealing with majority of them. After several rough dealings with Pastors and men of God, with little or no results, we tried different health experts and hospitals. Results remained negative. It was getting to a frustrating level when a colleague from Cross River volunteered to take me to a man she simply referred to as ‘baba’. Being a strong believer, my husband was against the decision to travel to Ogoja to meet the man; out of desperation, I waved off his objection and we headed to Ogoja on a Monday morning. That was when everything became bitter. Baba, on presenting everything he asked us to bring, told me that my problem rooted back to my mum, who had sex with my step brother shortly after I was born. The only solution he proffered was that I ‘sleep’ with my only Son to wade off the spirit of my step brother whom he claimed died shortly after mum’s death. According to him, the spirits were still angry that mum committed such an atrocity, hence I must atone their sins. It was believable to me because mum is no more and I heard I also lost my step brother at a time. I returned home and kept this a top secret. I didn’t tell my husband the real problem. It’s difficult to explain how I managed to convince my son to have knowledge of me, but it happened. Truly, I became pregnant after then and I’m about to put to bed. I’m just afraid something bad may happen to me. As for my Son, he hates me at the moment. Even in my present state, my husband and I are always at loggerheads. It tells me that something is wrong. I always have nightmares; most times, two men chasing me with a knife. I can’t connect my pregnancy, the dream and my act. I need you to get public responses and advice for me on this? God bless you!

Hmmmm...

fourthed

Hmmmm...where is Mr Oga and my ZI??

contactmorak:
Bootylicious fast-rising actress, Chizzy Alichi is currently at the NYSC camp, Umunya in oyi Anambra state to serve her fatherland after recently graduating as a student of Agricultural Engineering from the University of Science and Technology (ESUT), Enugu.

We gathered that Chizzy who is in Platoon 5, caused a bit of stirs from fellow corp members and her fans who were surprised and honoured to have the talented star in their midst.

Our source in the camp disclosed that the excited corp members have not stopped bombarding the sexy actress with daily requests for selfies and asking questions, which Chizzy in her usual humble manner always make herself available.

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/05/sexy-corper-actress-chizzy-alichi.html

Because you have freedom of speech, you have to come to a public forum to show everybody how clouded your reasoning is abi?? How old are you by the way??

OREMUSSANCTUS:
bro, ma rite to free speech is wad am exercising
its better ya go swim inside d lagoon
pls dont quote me if ya got nufin reasonable to say

Nso ido mmi?? akama akobo abak cake.


(in Ime Bishop's voice) iyammmi!!

Jennimma:

Lolz

cant you always air your views without sounding stup!d?? I'm not a moslem (muslim), but what you wrote up there is rubbbish

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Ma Bilbe never mentioned or talked abt a mad man known as muhamMAD
Nufin relating to him at all
Far far before d plague(muhamMAD) was born, d Book has bin written
So muslims shld stop mixing or tinking or believing wad one old man told dem da d mad man is in d Bible

i will be back...

OP, you must marry that girl o...else you will run mad after 7 days.

wait o....how did she pass their interview sef ?? Herd those guys are paying money worth dying for





Someone just got employes and you guys are hating.

Sunnybobo3:
She was among the first Britons to join the terrorists of Islamic State and regularly takes to Twitter to issue violent threats, including one in which she spoke of her wish to become the first woman to behead a Westerner.

But despite all that, Khadijah Dare's heartbroken mother Victoria has used her first ever interview to call upon her daughter to return and says she wants her only child in her life.

Mrs Dare, from Lewisham in South London, also revealed that her daughter had been an equally devout Christian as a child but turned to Islam while at college.

She loved church,' said Mrs Dare in an interview due to be screened tonight as part of a BBC documentary.

'She had a Bible, she read the Bible. She would sit there and pray and pray and pray.'

Dare, who was born in Nigeria but emigrated to the UK as a child, was originally christened Grace but, says her mother, the 22-year-old changed it after she began attending services at the Lewisham Islamic Centre - a mosque also linked to the Lee Rigby killers.

'When she became Muslim, I would get these phone calls saying, "Can I speak to Khadijah?" I said to her, what's that about?

She says, "Oh, that's my name". It was only the mosque people who called her Khadijah. I don't call her that.'

Now living in Syria, Dare, who married a Swedish IS terrorist calling himself Abu Bakr almost as soon as she arrived, has reportedly been widowed.

Nevertheless, she continues to spread IS propaganda online and has been accused of encouraging other young women to travel to the Middle East, much like fellow British jihadi bride Umm Layth.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3030324/The-devil-took-away-Heartbroken-mother-British-jihadi-bride-Khadijah-Dare-uses-TV-interview-beg-daughter-come-home.html

The man we hard so much about is brand name, we think we know; but never knew him. Who built our bridges and edifices.

Below is picture of Julius Berger himself, the world renowned construction magnate whose
construction company - Julius Berger - built most of our bridges and many Nigerian edifices.

He was born in 1862 in Zempelburg, a small town in Germany. His father sent him to Berlin at the age of 12 to take up an apprenticeship with a leather wholesale firm. He returned to the family transport business three years later in 1878. He soon found himself more frequently transporting building materials instead of grain. It was this transportation of building materials that led to his becoming increasingly familiar with the construction industry.

When he had learned enough, he switched professions and started his own construction company named after him. Julius Berger came into Nigeria in August 1965. The first bridge they constructed in Nigeria was Eko Bridge in Lagos. They also built the 3rd Mainland Bridge and currently they are building the 2nd Niger Bridge Onitsha. He died in 1942.



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What interest me most is that Julius himself died before his company arrived Nigeria to take up our construction works. Secondly, the man was never an engineer in the first place?

Now, my questions is. How do we juxtapose that a none engineer can manage and execute a construction job. That means experience count.

2. How do we justify practical hand on experience and theorist of engineering principles which I don't think Mr. Julius has.

3. Can it be said that Mr. Julius is more inclined as an administrator than an engineer. Having managed his firm that has outlived him and have thousands of engineers employed on his pay roll.

4. Finally, to my fellow engineers. What others lesson or deductions have you learnt from the man called Julius Berger?

I used to think I was funny...





...until I came to NairaLand.

agarawu23:
to be sincere I don't like/comment on a lady that alws ignore my update and pix on fb. if you like upload your destiny, I will stroll down ni

clemzo101:
I just can understand how an electrical engineering graduate will not know how to use a simple instrument like a voltage tester.

This new guy in my office shocked all of us on the field. We were trouble shooting for a fault in a distribution panel. During the course of this job a colleague of mine told the new guy to check for voltage on a particular cable using the tester with him, he supposedly tested and replied negative, my colleague was like "pls check again" he insisted there was nothing on the cable, my colleague so sure of what he has done at the other end i.e terminating the other end of the cable to a 220v supply came to verify for himself. He told him to check again in his presence only to discover that the guy in question did not place his thumb at the base of the tester to complete the circuit. The guy collected d tester from him and tested d cable himself and immediately the bulb on d tester came on. To our astonishment, dis guy was like pls show me, how did u do it? It just got me wondering the type of graduates our universities dish out to the society.

if your company ever needs better electrical engineering graduates, they sure know were to get them...on the streets.

Most Stupid Thread by this OP...

This goes on to confirm that "No One is Ugly in this World"

That is how they are...


I will be back

Holatunde007:
I got a mail dis morning from a bestfrnd of mine about her eldest sister situation, it happens like this, her sister got married to this man 8yrs ago, after 2yrs of marriage no child dey were worried and went to the doctor for checkup, but after this chekup the doctor confirmed that the husband hav low sperm count, which he told the husband separately without allowing his wife to hear, and that the probability they would hav a child very soon is 75%, the doctor further advise them to adopt a child, the wife did not accept not knowing that her husband may not be able to produce a child early.
Now what happen now is that her husband hav a younger brother who is just a fresh graduate, he explain the issue to dat brother and beg him to save him, that he doesn't want his wife to discover about his weakness of not been able to produce a child, so the brother asked him what should he then do, he then replied and said he want him to impregnate his wife, and the secret should be btw both of them only, the brother declined but he offer him huge money and promise to send him to America, they both planned and drugged the wife to sleep and his brother had canal knowledge with her, low and behold she got pregnant and after 2yrs they planned another to have the 2nd child, before her husband finally send his brother to abroad........now 5yrs have gone the woman got pregnant again, this time the husband get confused who could father this new pregnancy, he was not sure if he is responsible for the pregnancy...some months after the naming, he took all the three children to the hospital and have a DNA test, there he confirmed that the last child was his own and the other two was for his brother as planned. He became happy to have a child and was getting out consciousness of the situation regarding the 1st two children, after some time the wife notice this husband attitude toward the 1st two children, like not wanting to pay their tuition fee, not wanting them around him closely, buying gifts for just the last born, she called her husband and explained her notice to him, he said he's just been carried away by his work.
One day the wife was looking for her Marriage certificate for one traveling stuff, she usually kept it in a box, but that fateful day she couldn't find it there, she search almost every conner of her room, then she proceed to her husband room, without searching for long she found the certificate, but when she was parking those stuffs back, there she saw those DNA test her husband conducted on her children and a dairy which explain in details of how everything happened....she found the truth.
She hasn't tell her husband what she discovered, when her husband came back from work she told him she's traveling to her mums place just for two days, now its been a 2 weeks she refuse to go back home while her husband kept calling her phone number which she didn't pick, only her family is still aware of this.
What should she do?
Should she act and pretend she hasn't find out to the husband?
She needed a serious advise now via her younger sister who is my best frnd

OP, what is the name of this movie, and what season are we now??

It depends on the size of the ass ....how does your asss compare to his colleagues girlfriend's own (ass challenge)

ghostwritter:
LET ME TELL U ALL MY SHORT STORY:
After my youth service and no job for three years, i decided to take a bold step.
One sunny day, i walked into this plastic producing company which i had earlier seen d advert on paper and went directly to d owner, showed him my C.V which was outstanding by d way, told him to let me work for him for FREE for two months which he accepted instantly.
I hadn't worked up to a week when he made me d branch manager to his new site.
That's why i never had d jobless time to complete my stories on d Literature section.

Oya show us what you added that made you're CV that outstanding...

It was gathered that the gang of 12 robbers were raiding an apartment in the area when a member of the gang attempted to rape a woman but was resisted by her husband.

He ran out of luck when neighbors raised the alarm which attracted the attention of others who came to the rescue of the couple while the gang fled leaving behind the randy member.

A resident of the area who spoke on the condition of anonymity said that while the suspect tried to escape, other members of the community seized and tied him up and later set him ablaze at the 7UP junction.

The source added, the gang had been terrorizing residents of the area, raping women, dispossessing them of cash, mobile phones and other valuables.

The Abia State Police Public Relations Officer, (PPRO) Ezekiel Onyeke who confirmed the incident said that before policemen from the nearby Ohuru Isimiri Division could get to the scene, the villagers had already set the suspect robber ablaze.


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