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Why u should avoid sharing alcoholic drinks in wedding parties.

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Why u should avoid sharing alcoholic drinks in wedding parties.

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The number 5 got me running back to Yaba Left

Amaechi and wife looking like baboons https://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2013/12/Rotimi_Amaechi_and_wife_christmas-465x332.jpg

Amaechi's wife looks like an okro seller. It's just my opinion, though, or maybe my brain is touching

basilo101:
If its during GEJ tenure u all will say its cos of d rainy season and dams are full

Idrismusty97:
He isn't lying... At least in Kaduna the power situation started improving from May 28th. I hope this isn't just because of the inauguration.

I've experienced a 3 day uninterrupted power supply, but that's just once. I'm not saying what he said is not possible but it can't be attributed to the inauguration. It's just the regular NEPA madness! It's too early to start lying to the public

misreal:
guy if ya brain dey touch,make u go visit brain mechanic oh..lol..but I slept with power last nice oh which was amazing.

You slept with power last nice? Now whose brain is touching?

egift:
042 Same. The claws of the cabals are broken and they are sitting up to avoid getting thrown out. We expect more. During week days I will evaluate them better.

Chang is here to stay. It is Sai Buhari all the way!

I guess u opened this thread with that pseudo id. Mumu

misreal:
must you abuse me?

It's just a simple question? You may want to know why I chose Braintouch for username. Please stop lying unnecessarily, e dey affect my brain negatively. Steady power ko, power steady ni.

misreal:
am I the only one enjoying steady power since the hand over

Where's the steady power? Are u drunk?

I have a feeling that these boko haram members ain't really humans. Why dem no dey finish?

scentmarlc:
Braintouch - elction brainbox

Alright, when it's time

The op must be a fellow mad member. Kudos

I'm obsessed with studying the mentally derailed and and their various ways of displaying madness.
My fears:
being in a speeding car, especially when the driver is drunk.
aerophobia - I lost a cousin and a friend in the Bellview air crash, 2015, and have since then refused to travel by air

No mad people today boring!

I can wash my brother's fiancee's panties and keep sniffing em until they smell clean!

Nooooo! I don't want ur recharge cards. Gimme fuel!!!

Not only Fidelity, but GTBank and Diamond Bank. MTN has said they might close up tomorrow. GLO and Etisalat may join them, and soon we'll all have to be visiting native doctors to pass our messages

EDITED. I dedicate my FTC to the mad people association of Nairaland in conjunction with Yaba Left comrades. Without u, I'd have been delivered of my insanity by now. Thank you very much

*sniffs* handkerchief, please!

Again or the former news?

There's something about this story I find hard to believe. One, how is an ATM located in a bush and why did she go alone? Two, a mad man can't just assault a lady without being invited directly or indirectly. Don't ask how I know. I'm a mad man too

The Lord said you'll swim in millions
You'll own ten mansions and 67 cars
Your name shall be written with a golden pen
Your enemies will bow before you
Even your own people will worship u like they did Joseph
Oooshebababababa! Rankraminokoto zubi mumba mumba! Jamaican suzuki inamoto!
Ooo, rhino rhino pumba hippopotamus! Sheritubenamino orubebe nise jega! Arrrgigigigdumba razakisowante awilo Lokomba! Aaaaaamen!!!


Offering time...blessing time!

And the family will be like "We have a rich uncle living abroad"

pinkiberry:
tnx dear. can d phone panel be repaired?

It can, but I can't guarantee. Two things are involved here: the extent of the damage and the and how good the repairer is

I feel like crying