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What on earth is happening to Naira!

At this rate we will be touching NGN200 to USD1.

Damn!

God help us.

Disclaimer:
This speech lack coherent.

Seriously?

Makes one wonder who really is behind BH.

Not very funny but sensible.

Pauljonnes:
BUT HE DOESN'T SAY PEOPLE SHOULD KILL EACH OTHER IF NOT ELECTED BACK IN OFFICE LIKE BUHARI, HE DIDN'T SAY GO AND DIE TO A WIDOW LIKE OSHIHOMOLE. GEJ RIDE ON! [color=#990000][/color]

He don't need to. He has tompolo and... (I can't remember the other guy) paid to do that.

[right][/right]“ For the Nigerian young men and women, those
who we have seen today and the ones outside there, we
appreciate and commend you because anything that you
are involved, you bring glory to this country.
“ Anything that the old people like us are involved in, it is
always problems.
“ Young people are involved in sports, soccer, athletics
and so on, and within the period that I have been here as
Vice President and President, they have always been
bringing glory to us.


To all these silly party fan boys, he included himself. Indirectly saying he is no good.

Guys! guys! guys! It's FATEFUL DAY not FAITHFUL DAY. Please correct yourselves. Couldn't overlook them anymore.

1one:


All of una wey dey laugh wetin make me cry... Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Issokay sha

Sorry oo. It's just so funny.

1one:
I had formed the habit of being the last person to leave the office....because being in the creative industry, you need a lot of personal space to synch your train of thoughts and put your ideas together to create an alluring presentation... So I just preferred working when everybody had left the office...say from 7pm...and very many times I had to pass the night in the office.

So on this particular day... I was working late as usual, my office was at V/I and I stayed in Ajah... One of the other motivations to stay late at work too was to allow the "TJFH" (Traffic Jam From Hell) to ease out; and this normally happened between 10pm and 10:30pm.

I looked at the time and it was already 10:45pm...I wanted to just pass the night over as I had done dozen times before but I opted to just "shook" head dey enter road like that.


11pm....I was on the road.

I had my bag, my phone and the OFFICE THUMB DRIVE on me.. The office thumb drive was very important because we were driving some major proposals that we wanted to submit to some companies within that period.

The road was free... No traffic jam.

Normally when I drop at my last bustop at Ajah, I would take a bike to my place, but since it was already ticking towards 11:30pm, I didn't see any bike. So from the last bustop, I started trekking down the road path that led to my house.... The road path was close to the main road so that if you're walking down the road, you would see the head lights of cars flashing at you from the other side till the cars pass you.

On getting to one mini-coke depot, ghen! ghen!.. Two guys with cutlass just came out... Infact I think they flew out sef, because one moment I looked in that direction, there was nobody, the next moment I'm faced with two guys with cutlass.. One of them held me by the belt and was dragging me away from the road side, I think to avoid the attention of passing cars.

They started rough handling me... Forcing out my watch... My hand band, my bag, my phone and then..... The office thumb drive.. After taking everything they chased me back to the side of the road.. I think I was in a momentary state of shock as they were ripping those stuff off of my body because when they chased me back to the road side and I realized the office thumb drive was gone... I started pursuing them oooo... I was like "Please my thumb drive my thumb drive"


That was one of the stupidest things I'd ever done.... As if area boy understand wetin be thumb drive, so as I was pursuing them and pleading for the drive, one of them now turned back with cutlass and started chasing me back.... Omo!.. See running ooo... So I finally out ran him and got home.


#MyrobberyExperience.

Hahahahahaha this is some hilarious shii men... Can't stop laughing.

Ardent follower here. Love the series.

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Nice write up

Hmmm

Sincere9gerian: The so called terminal operators should wake up and smell the coffin. The ports are for imports AND exports and not just for imports. We also need to create JOBS for our people.

Few days ago, I bought well milled, stone free, full bag (50 kg) Abakiliki rice for only N7,200 at Ogbete market. I couldn't believe it when someone told me about it initially until I gave him money to buy it just to confirm.

Likewise, the Nigeria milled Ebony rice, Stallione rice and others are taking over the rice market in Enugu.

Smuggling is definitely a problem because of our mostly ineffective custom officials but as local capacity grows, smuggling will become increasingly less profitable and gradually disappear just like is happening with rice.

. Smell the coffin haahaahaahaahaahaa

[size=14pt]Started 18, wasn't good till 19 cos of sch, 1st time on the highway was from redemption camp to marina at about 4am. drove from ijebu-ode to sapele on the return trip (all@age19) (drove 160kmph on the benin bypass) when mE pops was sleeping while driving. I have since driven on the highway accross states since then.[/size]

dontjealousme: Whilst the election was running AIT kept reporting falsely that APC was Leading. Other internet agent of APC did the same. i.e. Sahara Reporters, Premium times etc.

. Were they lying. Guy cook another story this one won't hold water.

slimzypink: . so far the cummulative votes are

[size=14pt] LP = 290,369 PDP= 176,906 APC = 1008 and others = 460[/size].

Fatai Akinbade has suprisingly won i repeat... Fatai Akinbade has suprisingly one

. U are a joker

Atouke: cumulative result so far PDP=273,567 APC = 138,567 and LP 560 stay tuned for updates as more result trickle in

. Are u atouke from otuoke?

slimzypink: it is over... the LP candidate Akinbade has been declared winner..goodbye Aregbe

. Chissooooooos where r u from? Really where r u posting from?

sallee: So many conflicting results, I jst want Ogbeni to win!

. I share ur thought.

Omisore speaking now on NTA. Said the last election was not a full reflection of the mandate of the pple. And that the dep Gov was caught with 20m cash. He went on to confirm some of the arrest of the APC members alleging he was caught thumb printing, he was cut short by NTA cause started pointing fingers.

An senior officer of the civil defence corps said he came to the state with 50 dogs that would be let loose on anyone of violent behaviour. Na wa ooo

Aregbesola speaking now on NTA. Mentoned something about civillian coup

NgeneUkwenu: "@YorubaNewsAlert: #AbayoriIbo #OsunDecides Osogbo LGC Ward 01 Unit 2 @APCNigeria 50 @PdpNigeria 16 @inecnigeria"@ rosanwo, opposite!


YorubaNewsAlert ‏@YorubaNewsAlert 8m

#AbayoriIbo #OsunDecides Oshogbo Ward 8 Isaleagbara @APCNigeria 62 @PdpNigeria 15 @inecnigeria Ward 2 unit 8 APC 63 PDP 13


Ademola Adeyemo ‏@Dem_zie 7m

"@YorubaNewsAlert: #AbayoriIbo #OsunDecides (Adejare) Omisore's running mate Polling Unit @APCNigeria 130 @PdpNigeria 30 @inecnigeria"

The Punch Newspapers ‏@MobilePunch 3m

#AbayoriIbo #OsunDecides Oriade LG Ward 11 PU 4 @APCNigeria 92 @PdpNigeria 42 @inecnigeria

K - Sola Kuti ‏@Lagos4SK2015 4m

"@YorubaNewsAlert: #AbayoriIbo #OsunDecides Ife East LGC Ward 3 Unit 4 @APCNigeria 59 @PdpNigeria 106 @inecnigeria"

. Hope these results are, u won't be doing anyone any good giving pple false hope. And bigasshole or whatever is ur nomenclature stop spreading nonsense results.

wallex1983: Abeokuta North, Lafenwa ward 002 unit 003:
Pdp- 419
Apc- 914
Lp- 149
Others- 194

More updates soon. We don hammer

. Hahaha u r just interchanging numbers 4,1 n 9

Live now on NTA the dep gov confirming the alleged arrests, I doubt she would want to lie on national TV.

macsika: I trust PdP, they always make me proud. Whoevere represents pdp i wish you Gej luck.


GEJ. Till 2019

. Really, make u proud, u must have really low expectations

ayorins: so na because pressure dey ontop him.... e con deserve d award

Help me tell am, abi na golden pressure cooker award

Saw this on bella naija when nairaland crashed. Couldn't believe my eyes.