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teeo: am seriously working on the salary things sha..just keep praying for me and my ex ajuwaya story is up somewhere, close but far

This was fast. Congrats

Hahah, no be only 38k allowee, ndi oshi lekwa ha. Ha choro iri federal government 38k

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Bright,u try for that ur pidgin post o.
Over making sense follow that post.
How are you guys over here? Teeo,Alos,SOm,Bright?
Hope una dey well ba?
I dey throw salute for una o.
Make una enjoy una sef.
On a more serious note,I keep wondering how some fellas in this forum would cope if Nairaland packs up. God help them sha!
Som...I miss u sha

ℓ☺ℓ, Screw. Long time no chatroom appearance

alosiby92: see this greedy igbo gehl..mscheeew, don't think I have forgotten that you refused me being baby's 'buddy'..na bad belle and jealousy do am so..why would I go potiphar wifey on him? Biko I will only make him work hard for delaying payment in bride price by scrubbing the floors and toilet..that way he will have hard, muscular arms to carry my darling cowife across the threshold when you do get hitched..besides, I don't do yellow igbo boys..

I do not do yellow Igbo guys too. He is a chocolatie Igbo man. I know Yoruba guys are always black as charcoal, buT igbo guys aint always yellow like pawpaw

alosiby92: And so? How will that affect the price of fanta? Mscheeeeew..offloadin ko, downloading ni..in case you haven't noticed, the compound is very dirty..and smelling too..dettol will not to it justice..in that case, how about sending baby or his youngest bro in the mean time?
By the way, madam make una charge your burry well well oh! Phcn don't joke in dubai..as for me, we are one hour ahead of you guys and I am really tired so this ijebu gehl is going to sleep and saying good night/morning

send my baby to do what? You dont have respect o, besides, this trick is the oldest in the book and has existed since the days of Potiphar's wife. Sleeptight woman!

alosiby92: Mscheeeeew! So you mean in this religion of cowifeship of ours we can only share a husband and not secrets..ok oh! I see..dubai has corrupted you..or maybe its my ijebuness that is making you stingy with your details..
Either way,your above post made me laff..
By the way, where is emeka?

i'd give all the gory details in my diary, when i see light to charge my blackburry and not to worry, it wont be in pidgin English. As for Emmy baebe, i found him o, but he said you should wait first let him finish offloading his container that just came in from the high sea.

alosiby92: Greetings..I feel like I have just lost a good friend..or that my friend has been gang molested..no amount of burger nuts can console me..I hate it when this happens..and it always does..why na? Is joblessness a vicious cycle? Is ebullying worth it? Anyways, y'all are right..everyone got busy.. even madam 4real..I miss everything..and I am still shocked that you guys got bannned teeo and oga in all the ugliness.. Sorry oh! Hope I didn't cause it though..

As for my cowife, madam..you were very silent..nothing to even defend or slap people on my behalf..how was your vals with baby? Gist me now..you know I do not have a significant other..and you have refused to send me a houseboy named emeka..

hohoho madam co-wife, defend you ko, start a world war 3 for you ni. . Those fights are old, lame and silly biko especially since no one gets killed after all the bruhaha. Sometimes i just can't help but imagine adults fighting over the same issues in real life:
like

fighter: 'hey you ijebu airhead, i came to your house but you didn't welcome me, you disgusting biatch. Although in the real sense, this is not your house cuz it was built for everyone.

Airhead: but since you already know its not my house. Why are you still angry i didnt welcome you to a public house where you had every right to feel welcome to.

Fighter: because you have been in this house before me, so you are an oldbie and im a newbie but in reality you can take your oldbie hood and shove it cuz i dont give a damn how long you've been here.

Airhead: if you dont give a damn how long i've been here, then why are you still angry.

Fighter: go to hell, i fought in world war 2 and got my legs amputated, i'd show you that old soldier never die

phew, it's annoying, it's ridiculous. And what amuses me most is how long these fights have persisted over the same very silly issue. I'd be here waiting when you guys are done!

As for my val. There's a don't ask, don't tell policy on it, so take back your question before you make my blood pressure shoot up again.

teeo: How u doing breathing. Expected u but didnt see you. Pls dont turn omolola on me oo

Expected me where, did you agree to see me? MtcheeeEeew

Alosiby, come back to your house o, I'm glad this place has been unearthed.