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Miss Ope: How can i sacrifice for a man.....chaiiii....well for me any gurl wey sacrifice for man na wowo girlllll.....Smh, you can never be too sure o. Why don't you try cheating on him one more time to be sure he'd beg you the 4th time, and if he does, try it the fifth time, up to the tenth time. That's the only way to really be sure he really loves you, Miss world! That's not true love. Imho, you are dating a mumu, dump him and get yourself a man! |
[quote author=190-the-clown]sexkillz is a beast [/quote]Hahah, and you actually called it a hot topic, I'm sure you expected to find it on the front page, just to have it tossed to jokes, but let's still be grateful it wasn't moved to recycle bin . Jokes aint that bad! |
[quote author=190-the-clown][color=deeppink]Please males in the house Kindly share your experience if you have lost any boxers of yours to any Nigerian girls and how you managed to retrieve it back You can be a life saver for sharing please advice accordingly [/color][/quote]Are you always like this ![]() |
14 is very very true. 6 is very very false. |
Why are your favourite boxers pink ![]() |
I'm glad you made up with your girl. You won't believe how many times a girl lies to a guy just to be able to successfully break up with him without hurting his ego. What did you expect her to tell the guy? That he wasn't good enough for her? That's harsh. People tell all kinds of lies in facebook inbox, you shouldn't be taking anything you read there serious, you shouldn't even be going there in the first place. But all that's over now. What really got me interested in this thread is the fact that the girl is sponsoring the wedding. How come you are okay with that? Doesn't it feel like she is the one marrying you instead of the other way round? Are you Indian? How come you couldn't take half of the bills and let your girl take half? Is she gonna sponsor the marriage after the wedding or you have plans to resume some of sponsoring rights? aint you one day gonna regret letting her marry you? you know men and their unreliable ego. |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]cutting my toe nails when im pregnant i wont be able to reach them then [/quote]Lwkmd |
gawd, did anyone watch that video. I haven't laughed that long and hard all my life. Vaga vaga va gi na, she is queen of vagi na. Pe nis o pen is o. Lyrics! Gawd, the world's got them. |
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. Jokes aint that bad!