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7 Reasons You Should Stop Abusing Your Penis With Enlargement Pumps by BrianIke(m): 8:25am On Oct 18, 2015
From the days of the Ape Man/Adam, man has been obsessed with three major problems—WEALTH, WOMEN & his WINKY (his dick).

Every man has a thousand and one problems ranging from finances to health and domestic problems but somehow his penis size always manages to near the top of his list.

Every man is usually interested in getting a bigger penis. It has always been a matter of contention right from his teenage years.

They brag about it as teenagers, compare lengths and girths/width.

Even as adults, the surf the net endlessly about tips and techniques to grow bigger. It’s an obsession that came from nature. It’s in a man’s nature to always want to be big in everything he does.

It’s part of our essence. It’s our totality and our pride. Our manhood is everything to us. In fact, there is somewhere in Asia where they have a national holiday when they pay tribute to the great Phallus. A national holiday!!!

A man will rather donate his heart to charity than live a day without his good little fellow. It’s that important to us.

And I am quite sure that 99.9% of all guys reading this post had someday stood nude with a bulging erection before a mirror in admiration of the fullness and thickness of his beloved penis. And even measured the full length.

Even as babies, boys have full hard erections very early in the morning. Testosterone (the male hormone responsible for our sexual and manly desires) pumps through our veins even before we know what lust feels like.

It’s normal. It’s called being a MAN!

[center]Now, back to the topic—PENIS ENLARGEMENT…[/center]

The question is, DOES A PENIS TRULY GROW PAST THE NORMAL LENGTH?
Yes it does.

SO, IS IT SAFE TO USE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PUMPS, STRETCHERS & PILLS?
No! It’s totally unsafe!

Okay. Don’t freak out yet. I know you just ordered a full pack of sex pills, penis pumps and stretchers few days ago or maybe you have been using it for a while now and you seriously want to believe it works.

The plain truth is that it doesn’t!

A man’s penis grows right about when he hits puberty till about his early twenties. It grows alongside every other part of your body. By mid or late twenties, you should be able to come to terms with your current penis size.

Pumps and penis extension tools only stress the penis and does nothing in terms of size. A penis is neither a muscle nor a bone. It is not even a cartilage (a.k.a biscuit bone).

It is made up of sponge-like cells. So, the idea of applying pressure on your little member with the aim of extending its length is not only laughable but misleading too.

When you work out in a gym or when you lift weights, you apply stress to the muscles parts you wish to grow because when you rest, the muscles recover from this stress and slight tears and in the process of recovery, it adds more mass.

Now, this happens ONLY with muscles.
Listen bro, it’s called MUSCLES not sponge cells which is what the penis is composed of.

You remember that pain you feel when you cage in your dick into the chambers of the extension pump and the pain that continues even minutes after you finish torturing pumping it? The pain is caused by your tiny blood vesicles that get ruptured during those moments due to forced pressure causing blood to rush in an unnatural manner into the cells of your penis.

Viagra and Cialis may help with erectile dysfunction but NEVER help with the length or size of your penis.

I also understand that most men in their quest to have an increased dick go to the extent of hanging modified weights on their genitals. Seriously? Who does that now?
I have one advice for you—desist from self-torture.

So, what really works and how do you get to have that extra length you’ve always craved?!


Firstly, you have to understand that there are a billion and one bull crap of sex information and tips on the internet. It makes you believe in a lie and hence, dulls your sexual performance.

There are a couple of techniques like jelqing, stretching, pumping and all that but till date, none has been scientifically proved to work. There are no facts. Just marketers reaping people off their hard earned income.

Try not to fall a victim.

Phalloplasty (penis enlargement surgery) is the most effective means of gaining the extra inches in length that you’ve always wanted. It is costly (as expected). Works better on the penis grith/width only. Painful. And patients usually end up not satisfied.

You shouldn’t go through all this unless you really really have a small dick and can afford it.

Most times in a relationship, it is the men who are concerned over the size of their joysticks as the women are okay with an average size. A bigger size is a plus, no doubt, besides, it appeals to your ego.

Fact remains that, your inability to give your wife/girlfriend a good POUNDING in bed has little or nothing to do with the size of your penis.

It’s all about skill and finesse…

I want you to know that lashing your woman and having her cum multiple times have absolutely nothing to do with your size and everything to do with the way you handle her body.

So, do not harm or permanently cause untold harm to Little Dicky…

I know men who are just 4 inch long who have wives that are so addicted to their sexual expertise that the men sometimes have to chill over at my place to get some breathing space.

THEIR WOMEN ARE ALL ADDICTS TO THEIR SUPERB SKILLS IN BED!

Some of them just discovered these skills recently and have been improving on it by the day.

I have a friend (Makuo) whose girlfriend is bisexual, she came over a certain night with her lesbo girlfriend and they all had the most INTRIGUING HARDCORE party you can ever imagine.

How did it go down?

His girlfriend has never ever SQUIRTED in her entire life and this guy did just that on the first night they slept together. The girlfriend, Tessy (not her real name), couldn’t help but share the stories of her unbelievable sexual experience with her lesbo girlfriend.

The lesbo girlfriend on the other hand couldn’t help but hunger for the taste of such masterfully planned sexual exploits. She came around and had her fill of ecstasy.

[center]What’s my point exactly?!
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My point is that women don’t go about unzipping men’s pants looking for who has a monstrous looking penis before they go to bed or have a swell time in bed.

This is not the Stone Age when men dangle their genitals to and fro in order to attract females.

By the way, my friend Makuo upgraded his bedroom skills when he purchased and read my eBook How to Give Any Woman an Earth Shattering Orgasm from cover to cover.

So, what else did Makuo learn after devouring my book?

Not only did he read it thoroughly, he began practicing the SECRETS I unveiled about satisfying women. He began changing his lifestyle and STARTED AVOIDING CERTAIN MISTAKES almost every man makes in bed.

His ERECTION WAS MIGHTYLY improved and his touches were more refined.

He also learnt how to give his girlfriend INEXPLICABLE CLIMAXES in just 11 minutes into sex.

He added an EXTRA 35 MINUTES to his usual sex duration.

Funny thing is that Makuo didn’t even tell me of his improvements, I heard it from Tessy who bought the eBook herself for him after she couldn’t endure his inept lovemaking any longer.

You have to up your bedroom game too, bro and stop giving your dick a hard life doing all sorts of things trying to elongate it. The fault could be your skills in bed and not your dick.

The Average Size…

To me, any man with a dick anywhere between 5.0-5.9 inches long when erect is average. And about 4.4-4.9 inch in circumference is equally good.

The simple thing is this…
Most men would like to be SEX MACHINES in bed.
Problem is—they don’t know one thing about male sexual performance.

Without MASSIVE health, you cannot have MASSIVE sexual performance!

The healthier you get, the harder and longer you’ll last.
And the bigger the loads you will blow.

Don’t be like those guys who are too LAZY and WEAK to face their challenges. They swallow pills and stress their dicks with Chinese pumps in order to solve a problem that has nothing to do with their your dick in the first place.

Men in their late 20’s and early 30’s fall into this category the most (because it is the age when testosterone begins to drop in man according to science).

It’s simple, you either keep harming your genitals or quit those harmful habits and click on www.lashgator.com/products or contact Kenny on WhatsApp on 09050047973 for a copy of your book now.

Everybody makes mistakes but successful men learn from theirs. Do not let your mistake kill your sex life or render you impotent.

Real men take action!

www.lashgator.com/products

Oops! I forget the title said 7 Reasons…I guess I got carried away. Maybe next time, I’ll number my points.
Re: 7 Reasons You Should Stop Abusing Your Penis With Enlargement Pumps by BrianIke(m): 8:51am On Oct 19, 2015
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Re: 7 Reasons You Should Stop Abusing Your Penis With Enlargement Pumps by lollarj(f): 12:01pm On Jun 24, 2016
Using a pump is the same as abusing your manhood. you might as well buy a hammer and start hammering your joystick.
Pumps cause scarring inside the joystick...and that will give u a week bony erection that will never satisfy a woman...thats a shame.
WHY not use...

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