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ogehomes:
I just realized we are in the month of June.

Wow, where have you been, or has your schedule been as crazy as mine use to be.

Its Another Rainy Friday morning.

Do be careful as you go about today.

The rainy season is here again, and you can't find your umbrella.

We love the rainy season, because it's cool and airy, we don't have to sweat too much. Plus we can finally end the daily Night vigil, praying to Phcn for light so we can sleep.

But with the rains and the cool weather, comes other issues.

Colds
Cough
Mosquitos
Fevers
Pneumonia

What's a mom got to do to protect herself and the little ones, during this cool period.

You can start by

Ensuring that you and your kids, sleep under covers when the night gets too cold. Please don't have the little ones, sleep on the cold floor. It might seem like a good way to drop body heat, when the weather is hot, but it will get a chilly later. Concrete floors and marble tiles, drop temperature faster than the human body.

Have a carpenter look at your Window nets or replace torn mosquito nets. This is their season, they usually come bearing gifts (malaria) and they won't leave til they see blood.

Drink more water. The weather makes us feel less dehydrated, because the sun is not always there to soak up all the moist. That doesn't mean your not loosing moist. You will notice you drink less water but feel the need to sleep a lot.

It's a wet one out there people so try and stay protected.

If there more things you think will help people during this period, please add below.

Good morning peeps.

Look out for our discussion on the use of Silicone liners and Dermal seals for prosthesis users. Why use them?

dboss444:
I'm a prosthetic and Orthotic graduate and i'm a consultant in my field. We are the magicians that make amputees walk again. Most Nigerians feel it's a dead end after being amputated but it's not true, here in Nigeria we manufacture artificial limbs e.g(leg,hand,feet,toe) etc. With this artificial limb your life is returned back to normal meaning you can function as in run, play football, basketball, hv good coitus with your spouse etc. Our consultancy is linked with several prosthetic/orthotic centres in the north, south, east and west. Contact us for your prosthetic limbs and orthotic deformity issues email: davidconcept89@gmail.com

Well said Dboss.

In my line of work. I have come to notice that, Nigerian's are not aware of the leaps, that prosthetic technology has taken in this country. One can't blame them, because what they mostly see in their every day lives, is the disabled person without an arm or a leg begging in the street or near a traffic light.

What they don't notice, people walking around who are wearing, or using one form of prosthesis or another. Their movements,so precisely normal. Most people around are not aware.

The prosthetic technologies, used previously in the various National orthopeadic hospitals around the country, were not helping to change that outlook. But with the in roads, being made by Prosthetic technology manufacturers, from around the world in Nigeria. Companies like..

1. Ottobock www.ottobock-export.com
2. Ossur www.ossur.com
3. Win walker www.win-walker.com/
4. Jaipaur www.jaipurfoot.org
5. International red cross

The above have their presence in Nigeria, they work with various country reps www.ifeanhealth.com, www.purpleprosthetics.com, www.rocc.com.ng, [url]deltaorthopediclab.com/ability.htm[/url]. Plus they are also helping to setup certified centers around the country. They are also providing training to professionals, in the National orthopeadic hospitals, on how to fit patients with their prosthesis.

Change has truly began, No more do patients with disabilities or amuputee, need to travel for fitting of prosthesis, as they can be handled in the country.

if you would like to know about the best prosthesis for your loved ones call Brian 07035803388

Good morning and a happy new month of June to everyone

Thanks for you questions and your responses.

You have any other questions please ask.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PGjsRUjQHs

pitaodey:
I learnt that masturbation brings about early grey hair and ageing especially in men amongst whom it is more practiced. No wonder you see men in their late twenties and early thirties bearing grey hair even in their beards. Small small with the agro o

Do you have any research, documentations, case studies, citations or a url link to article with appropriate referencing to known researchers to prove this.

If not, then thanks for the Nigerian Blab.

It was most un-amusing.

Or more like saying

Masturbation and excess intercourse, reason for quick aging, hairloss and menopause in younger women.

Sounds very true. But alas, no url research, documentations, citations and case studies to back it up.

Except as a gist of gossip and time wasting xiscussion among people who don't know better.

Hmm, What to say to our out going president.

I am still thinking of what to say?

I was initially thinking of

[size=20pt]"Thunder Fire You"[/size]

But i think that was too, em Nigerian.

Lets see, will

[size=24pt]"Heavy Thunder fire you dere" [/size]Do.

Hmm, Still too subtle.

Let the poster below suggest something more approach

This thread is dedicated to all those who suffer from

Chronic joint and Bone pain
Bone Deformities
Below and Above the Knee Amputees
Upper Extremities Amputees
Hip and knee replace problems
Surgeries
and other Orthopaedic related problems

Those who are seeking solutions to one or more of the above issues.


Before i decided to write this, i enlisted the help of various professional
Physiotherapists
Chiropractors
Orthopaedic doctors and Surgeon
Prosthetic Technicians.

Fortunately after talking with a few of them, they decide it was a great idea to help.
So they will be helping in answering any question members of the forum may have about the case above.

So please lets try and keep things civil and humane.

If you have a question, ask.

Learning how to become a web developer or designer can be fun and cherry at the same time it can be daunting and annoying as a newbie when you hit that block where after you learn html, css and javascript and you don't know where to go from there.

Or

When you have been learnt some coding as a newbie and you can't seem to find what to do with it, due to a lack of direction and mentorship. or just someone to point you to the right way to go or look at your codes to find out wheter your writing crap or writing cream.

or

Your learning curve needs challenges where after learning one code, you need assignments and challenges to help you get better.

Here is where this list comes in, these are most of the sites that that offer free training or paid training out there, that offer free mentorships in their coding Bootcamps and more.

These sites will get you through the Basics and so much more

For those looking to make a career out of web development but don't know where to start and what to learn.
This video will show you what you need to learn as at 2014 and where all the jobs for web development are being given.

https://youtu.be/zXqs6X0lzKI

My Apologies that the options below are not clickable, but if you need to go to each individual site. Check the courtsy link below which links back to quora.com where all the links are displayed.

Free Online Courses (Multiple Languages)
• Bloc
• Bento
• Bitcast.io
• Codecademy
• CodeCloud.me
• Coursera
• CodeHS
• CodeCombat
• Codementor
• Code.org
• Code School
• Computer Science Unplugged - Teaches CS basics w/o computers
• edX
• Free Code Camp
• Google University
• HowToCode.io
• iLoveCoding
• Khan Academy
• Odin Project
• Oozled
• P2PU | Learn
• quackit.com
• Saylor Academy
• Scratch
• StudyTonight
• Stuk
• Tuts+
• Udacity
• Viking Code School
• WizIQ

Pay To Learn Online Courses (Multiple Languages)
• BaseRails ($25/month)
• CodeAvengers (Not Free)
• Bloc - iOS, Web Dev, Design ($5,000)
• CareerFoundry
• Coder Camps - Web, .NET, iOS ($9,900)
• Code School ($25/month)
• CodeQuad - RoR ($994)
• Hack Reactor Remote Beta ($17,780)
• Learn Python The Hard Way ($25)
• Learnable ($17/mo)
• Lynda.com ($25 - $37)
• One Month Rails ($99)
• Stuk ($299)
• Tealeaf Academy
• Team Treehouse ($25 - $49)
• theFirehoseProject - Web Dev, Ruby on Rails, Mobile First Design ($4,500)
• Thinkful - Web Dev, Ruby on Rails, Python, iOS ($300-500)
• Udemy ($0 - $199)
• Web Tech Learning

Finding Coding Bootcamps
• Bootcamp.me
• Bootcamper.io
• Bootcamps.in
• Coding Nation | Kapor Center
• Coding Landscape Database | Kapor Center
• Course Report
• Hack App
• Techendo
• theFirehoseProject
• Thinkful
• SwitchUp
• More at What are the best programming bootcamps/courses available in the United States?

Language Specific

Ruby/Ruby on Rails
• One Day Rails ($10)
• RailsCast
• Ruby on Rails Tutorial 3rd Ed.
• RubyMonk
• TryRuby
• More at What's a good way to learn Ruby? and What's the best way to learn Ruby?

PHP
• PHP Bounce

Python
• Beginner's Guide to Python
• Learn Python The Hard Way
• Neckbeard Republic
• PySchools
• Try Python
• More at How do I learn Python?

JavaScript
• Douglas Crockford's Javascript
• Eloquent JavaScript - Online Book (Free)
• Javascript Glossary - by Mozilla Team
• jsdares
• JS Tutorial - by Mozilla Team
• Learn Javascript in 14 Days - by iLoveCoding
• Learning Advanced JavaScript
• More at What are the best resources for learning JavaScript? and What are the best resources to learn Node.js? and What are the best resources to learn JavaScript for programmers?

Java
• Learneroo

iOS
• Plymouth University on iTunes U

R
• Free interactive courses on R

Scala
• scalatutorials.com


More Resources
• Safari - to find development books (free)
• How do I learn to code?
• What are the best online web development courses?
• What are the best sources to learn web coding (in a short time)?
• What are the best programming bootcamps/courses available in the United States?
• Tutorial on building secure couchapps, web apps served and run within Apache CouchDB, featuring user/role based read/write ACLs and multiple backend/frontends




More Resources for those looking for the right way to code check this

The best resource for understanding computation, and its subfield, computer programming, is the venerable textbook, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programming. It is remarkably well-written, available free online (SICP Web Site http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/), and has video lectures (Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs Video Lectures http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/classes/6.001/abelson-sussman-lectures/) recorded several years ago at MIT. I recommend using the Racket [url]http://racket-lang.org/ [/url]programming environment to follow along and do the exercises.

Once you learn this material, you will have set yourself a fantastic foundation. Most languages will be easy to learn, and most computing technologies will seem pretty straightforward, as well.


courtsy
http://www.quora.com/What-are-the-best-resources-sites-books-or-tutorials-for-learning-programming

p.s Some of you would say that watching the videos on some of these sites may be data consuming, why not just download the video?
you can do this on chrome, firefox or opera browse, search on the add-on store or plug-in for each browser. Look for flv downloader and install on your browser. Now when you are watching a video on any the sites above, you can use the flv downloader to download the video to you pc.

Hope this helps everyone

Hmm,i am in a relationship with a lot of girls in my office.

We talk dirty,

we play dirty at times.

When we ball, its like non stop, champagne popping, pizza flicking, buffet jumping and club hopping.

They are more like my protectors and seekers. i want something or someone, they get. They want something i get.

But never once have i had sex with them.

not that it didnt occur to me earlier when i was new to the office.

Thank God i didnt, cos that would have really spoilt things now.

Has your BP always been 100/60. You might be having hypertensive state in pregnancy which is called pre-eclampsia. Your Doctor will tell you more about it. It's an emergency.

People say architecture jobs in Julius Berger. Please ask yourselves why would jb recruit architects.

From working with contract firms that work with jb I have come to understand that that job is usually outsourced to architectural firms internationally, locally to a few firms like James Cubitt

Big firms like Costain and jb only handle structural thousands road building and building carcass.

When a project is sited for development jobs are alloted to various firms.

Architectural
Structural
M&E

Find the area you role or skill fits and search and apply accordingly.

Don't waste your time going after the wrong firm with the wrong role.

E. G architect applying to structural firm, cappa dlbarto, jb, costain. Erong

Mechanical applying in an architectural firm, wrong

Most times you won't get a reply.

Having worked for some of these firms and in the construction field a while back.

I would say the first poster got it right but with out costain and some others.

You need to divide the list by what area the different construction firms handle.

Whether they are

Structural based
Mechanical and electrical based.

Currentily

Morgan omonitun and chase stand as a first go to for structural jobs.

While Elalan faces both some times but are core structural based

MOA bruneli megawatts electriiks have been known to dabble into structural too but their core business are M&E.

One should not forget the facility management firms also, firms like

Provast(part of the Elalan group)
AB facilities
Are other firms to watch for.

But the list of firms on all three areas are large and new names keep popping up daily.

If one wants a career in constructions and with these firms. One first has to consider where on fits and what want can do for these firms and not just flinging cv's at them and hoping for the best.

I know Elalan, A B facilities, bruneli and a lot of others recruit on a daily basis depending on the constructions or services they are currently handling.

If you have experience/background in facility management, metal works, fitting installations, piping, safety, or just your basic laborer skills. Then there is a chance if you send your cv, the might call you for one of their projects.

But to get it right, always check that these companies have projects their currently handling
E. G sign boards outside a new project development around the island and other place, then copy details and mail or call asking if they need your skills.

Because that's when they are usually recruiting. Also check that your skill matches what the company is handling on the project. E. G Morgan Omonitun (structural), you skill payloader or bobcat operator.

That's how I got my first job with one of the major construction firms.

Exactly, just go to the site and apply.

I did mine last month and got it yesterday at my office address.

Problem: it's only used to receive payments

Do you have a niche blog or site that you can't seem to develop content for.

Are you always looking for eye catching topics that will keep your viewers engaged.

Look no further.

I will help you develop your content for your website or blog.

I will handle

Research
Topic development
Content formating
Final presentation

All for you, so you can sit back and do what really counts for you.

Oh and did I mention I am doing it for free for the first 7 blogs or sites to request.

(if you have read through you will know I can write but just to emphasis, see ampdisnigeria..com on where I wrote about orthopedic solutions and judge for your self.)

So without out further ado, shall we begin.

Who is first.

P. S please explain explicitly what you want and what topics you want content for. So as to avoid contact back and forth when deciding.

Contact me on my mail below if you have any special requests. (no spam please).

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I will be dropping my Skype I'd later.

234select:
Apologies for hijacking your thread, i'm currently in a similar situation and was curious if you got a good response here.

Hmm it's seems the content development problem is wide spread here in Nigeria. Why don't you guys go to odesk.com and other free Lance sites.

You will really get good content from there. Albeit paid content.

Heck that's where the rest of the world goes to for content development.

htweet:
Please i need someone who is passionate for blogging. Someone who is dedicated and committed to what to they like doing best. In all, i need someone who will help me post on my blog. Interested? send enquiry mails to hemrontweet@gmail.com. Thanks to you all as you respond.

I get this a lot here but it's not bloggers your looking for its topics or someone who can write on any idea you give them and develop it to something meaningful and eye catching right.

If that the case.

I tend to write on topics that are not mainstream but attract an audience who are interested in my details. I write for orthopedic surgeons, people with disabilities and amputees solution (ampdisnigeria..com) and Haro(Help a reporter out).

If it's ideas and topics to write on your looking at, I can help you research and develop topics.

palmpermtations@gmail.com. 07035803388.

sinaj:
op wich kinda tool du u mean in no. 1

Oh you know things like

Durex so that gold circle wont make tell you congrats in Nine months time.

Isaacmacdon:
Mtchew who cares...!! God pls give me d spirit of consistency like u did for eden hazard .... dats wat matters..

That bad

Oh boy you need togomacin, the sure power solution to keep you consistent like Hazard.

These are a 45 ultimate tips for men, things you gotta have one way or anothere to be regarded as a man.


1.Buy high quality tools, so you only have to buy them once.

2.Keep a change of clothes at work.

3.Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat.

4.Every hat should serve a purpose.

5.Never take her to the movies on the first date.

6.Learn to wet shave.

7.Nothing looks more bad ass than a well-tailored suit.

8.Shave with the grain on the first go-around.

9.Always look a person in the eye when you talk to them.

10.Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

11.Exercise makes you happy. Run, lift, and play sports.

12.Brush your teeth before you put on your tie.

13.A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month.

14.Call Mom and Dad every week.

15.Never wear a clip-on tie.

16.Give a firm handshake.

17.Compliment her shoes.

18.Never leave a beer unfinished.

19.If you aren’t confident, fake it. It will come around.

20.You can tell the size of a man by the size of things that bother him.

21.Be conscious of your body language.

22.The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them. Period.

23.Always stand to shake someone’s hand.

24.Never lend anything you can’t afford to lose.

25.Ask more than you answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves.

26.Never have sex with anyone that doesn’t want it as much as you.

27.Go for women out of your league. You may end up surprised.

28.Manliness is not only being able to take care of yourself, but others as well.

29.Go with the decision that will make for a good story.

30.When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet.

31.Nice guys don’t finish last, boring guys do.

32.Find your passion and figure out how to get paid for it.

33.Don’t let the little head do the thinking for the big head.

34.No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect.

35.The most important thing you can learn is personal responsibility. Bad things happen, it’s your job to overcome them.

36.The first one to get angry loses.

37.A man does what needs to be done without complaining.

38.Never stop learning.

39.Always go out into public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life.

40.Don’t change yourself just to make someone happy.

41.If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.

42.Luck favors the prepared.

43.Women find confidence sexy as hell.

44.Do whatever you want to do, but be the best at it.

45.No one is on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at work.

So true on a lot of these tips for me.

Which of them works for you?

If you have your own tips please feel free to share them

Courtesy:http://kangalex.com/post/80070318766/45-ultimate-tips-for-men

6 Naija ways to know the girl wants to have sex with you.

She actually came over

Now if that is not a sure sign then what is. Guys seriously that she would leave her home and decide to travel, walk or fly to see you at home. Even if you home is 4X4 cubile or a three bedroom bachelor pad or a mansion, she decided that because of you she want to come to your place, after all your effort, your recharge card and all those expensive outings. Give thanks, pat yourself on the chest, do fist pumping or any other macho move you know gets you pumped up. Because you are the MAN. Now let your ego do the rest of the talking.

She laughs at your jokes

She’s around and you start putting on you “I Go Dey” and “BasketMouth” moves and she’s actually laughing she head’s off at everything you say. Please don’t stop, do continue. Like which woman doesn’t like a dude with a wicked sense of humor.

She is always smiling at you

Each time she stops to catch her breath from you joke routines, your eyes lock with hers and you both smile sheepishly. But I know your smile s more of that of a wolf in sheep clothing wink wink!! Oh she likes the way you smile. Dude she’s sizing up, this is the best time to put on the charm and tell her some sweet words about her and her body. But please do not over do it, else she will think you’re a perv. Oh and whatever you say, start with the way her dress looks, not with the way her breast looks.

When you get close she doesn’t ….

The game of tag begins and for some reason she hasn’t fled the scene. Dude give yourself a thumbs up behind you. Keep the gist coming and keep approaching. If she doesn’t keep starring at the door and other possible escape routes while you are at it, then keep getting closer and closer like the Close up ad says.


Houston we have touch down:

Yes you have you hands on her and testosterone is fogging up your senses. Your mind is saying take it slow but you for other mind its saying omo see bobby, guy hol am. Pay attention to your mind, not the other mind down under. This is the best time to crack a joke and tease her. What works faster, tease her then tickle her. You will find that your hands will find all the right places after that.

She goes to the bath room

In the middle of this tease and tickle section, she goes to the bath room or at an earlier time. There by giving you a view of that Arsenal as they sway from left to right. Please pay attention to them well. You see ladies always wear tights to emphasize their asset (get it ass..). But when the game of take it all off starts, they are always wearing one sexy panties and for some reason the assets aren’t emphasize but you would notice cos she looks “oh so sexy”, Plus hey you guessed it, no tights. If you see this or notice this from the start, then you are so gonna get it.

Question
Where do the hide them tights when they take it off, cos she didn’t go to the bathroom with her hand bag?

Check out Lag Hacker for more funny signs:http://laghacker..com/2015/04/6-naija-ways-to-know-girl-wants-to-have.html

"A foolish Samurai warrior sort to Oppose me"

Who is Aku and who is Samuri jack

Do you have reports or inquiries to make? Call INEC now on 0700-CALL-INEC i.e. 070022554632 #Nigeriadecides

chowlade:
not funny

Ehya apologies if it didn't make you laugh.

I had a blast when I heard it.

Apkos went to do his accreditation this morning. When he got to the polling centre, the INEC official tried his his PVC on the card reader.

The card reader read error card failed. Bewilded the INEC official said "Bro sorry e no work".

Apkos smiled and promptly gave the INEC official his Atm card and said "try this one e go work".

The confused INEC official slotted the card in the card reader which promptly replied.

"Transaction successful".

Since money no de PVC make we use the one way ein understand

diceman1:
Are you Fred from scooby doo?

Give this guy a medal

My job is so f-ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.

She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.

I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel in the crown has got to be the f-ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.

He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big freaking dog to work.

Every freaking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single freaking day.

Anyway, I drive these f-tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh*#t.

Safety and security notice for tomorrow's election:

My fellow Nigerians, As you go out to cast you vote, please pay attention to the surroundings of your polling centre.

If you notice items such as

1. Full Dustins
2. Unattended parked vehicles
3. Unattended bags briefcase, carryon bags, nylon or Ghana must go bags.
4. Individuals carrying or using any of the above its around the polling centre.

Please report such to the nearest security official or discreetly leave the polling location.

https://laghacker./2015/03/27/safety-and-security-notice-for-the-elections/

That one small na,

Ambode was giving out mobile phones and recharge cards in some areas in lagos.

Oh well that's the politics of the day where the politicians understand that Nigerians now like instant gratification (#JiveNoWantStress) more than the stress needed to successfully vote for people really worth their position. (#StressBeforeJive life's unchanging principle the world over)