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what is UNIJOS? is it a community in Colorado, an office at the white house or a town near Gaza strip?
pls someone should answer cos i am based in Luthuania and i have never heard such name

Who is helen Paul? is she an ambassador, diplomat or a philosopher..... pls somebody answer me cos i grew up in Lithuania and never heard of such name

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The suspect said he doesn’t use any sex
performance enhancement drug before making love
to a female. “I don’t take any herbal drink for
enhancement of sexual performance. They are
alcoholic and I don’t take alcohol as a good
Muslim. I observe my five-times-daily prayers
faithfully.”

SMH

i dont know these people.....thats one of the disadvantage of schooling in france

what is obahiagbon? is it the name of a machine, aircraft engine or bicycle rim?

i dont know this because we dont have such weird names in France

what is borno? is it the name of a person, animal or thing?....
pardon me to ask this question because i schooled in France

who is rihanna? is it the name of a club, train station or hotel? ....

i am asking cos we dont have such weird names in France where i schooled

what is boko haram and niger delta militants? is it the name of a person, animal, place or thing?
i dont know this cause i schooled in Luthania

laplace12:
If you witnessed the 'garri' and the 'end time' era, you will know that I schooled in France is still in the formative stage.

i remember the garri era....................still holds the award for longest trending cliche on nairaland

inside okada and musa, who run pass

pussyeater:
U won tear their kpomo abi?

which person kpomo?

if male suicide bombers get 72+ 7 (i heard Moh increased it by 7 recently) virgins, how many male virgins do female suicide bombers get?.......
























Question for the gods...

A very good time to ask this question that is on the lips of every nairalander.....how does this naira falling against the dollar affect the price of garri in the market?.

georjay:
THIS I AM SURE OF


LAW - UNILAG

PHYSICS - UNILAG

PHARMACY - UNILAG

ARCHITECTURE - UNILAG

PETROLEUM ENGINEERING - UNILAG

story for the gods

Is it etisalat paygo that is already known by every tom dick and harry that you want to use to scam people...

mariagrant10:
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.......Seun......where is the dislike button?

[size=24pt]The truth may be bitter and may be from any source but it must be told...........[/size]

omo see awuuf ooooo

*eavesdropping on the convo as mr dustbin is about to start a toasting session*****

Pls someone should tell the girl on jeans that it is not rag day..........

the description of this man is a perfect description of bush pig a.k.a BINGBAGBO...
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Do well to use your drug

juicypetal:
btw, av u seen or heard abt any pharm aspirant being admitted?

yes dear....
i just got admitted.....pharmacy....scored 69% in D.E

dry....drier...driest

Viola.....it worked..


thanks@ OP