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berrieblizzie:
u dont know the power of make up nd editing.... , if u see their natural face, u'll be disgusted!!

Are yu serious?? Even their guys do mk up?? ...i guess i'll soon start making up

i've been wondering why i've never met a white man with pimples on his face..philipian movies is not even helping matters..jst yestrday i watched a Philipian movie where a very poor girl suffering like she'z in hell still got a Fresher face than the Richest man in ur City...

My ppl,shey Oyinbo no dey get pimples??

tayotayotayo:
Greetings to all Nairalanders, I feel very sad and angry to write this and also to warn everyone to be careful of who to trust when it comes to Job seeking.

On 28th of July, 2015, I was job hunting on nairaland as usual when I came across an urgent vacancy for an administrative manager for a video production firm. I contacted the OP almost immediately from the contact he posted, after much inquiries and discussion over the phone, he asked if I could meet him at his office that same day to which I obliged and after meeting, he concluded I should start work on 3rd of august 2015.

Prior to the date I was supposed to resume, I had 2 other job offers which I forgo because this particular one was closer to my place of residence than the rest. I went to the office at the supposed resumption date all dressed up at the agreed time to find the place locked up, I waited for about 2hrs while calling my employer but he did not take my calls. After this agonizing 2hrs of waiting, he sent me a text that he was in a meeting and very busy, I waited some more time before finally leaving. After then, I have been calling him and he gave different kind of stories and excuses even stopped responding to my calls and messages but all proved I am not having the Job again after losing my other Options.

Presently, to say I feel hurt is an understatement. I wont publish the name of the company or the guy himself but I have handed him over to the almighty God who is the supreme Judge. May God judge him. Please friends, be very careful who you trust, dont ever forgo any opportunity for another even when its sure you got it.

i think i know the Person

mm

jaymejate:
Nice research. Pls do research on those witch de follow. You cn go to ur village for it.

No single witch 4 my village

You are Cursed when yu joined Nairaland since 2008 and yu've never made Front page while some1 else's first ever post on NL made front page

megamank:
Na una teach me this real estate business o.

Loool

megamank:
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Oga dis nite u still dey buy Land?

1. If you download anything from the
internet and it Fails at 99%.
2. If you buy a phone for N49,999 today and
the next day the price
drops to N19,999. 3. You go to the restaurant on your first
date, and after eating
fish, the bone chokes you.
4. After working for 29 days, you get fired
without salary.
5. If you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting.
6. After spending alot of money on a girl
then you take her to your Place for some
action and ur dick does not stand.
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume,
your body odour still remains stronger than RAID.
8. If after Photoshopping your Picture, you
still look ugly.
9. If You Break-Up With Your Bf and he wins
R10Million from Power Ball the next day.
10. If the person that you were having a road rage with turns out to be the one
interviewing you for a job.
11. If u lied to carol that u don't have a
phone, then the phone now rings with diz
tune (looking for carol).
12. When u offer a 'beautiful girl' a lift along da road, after she enter da car it refuse to
start.
1. If you download anything from the
internet and it Fails at 99%.
2. If you buy a phone for N49,999 today and
the next day the price
drops to N19,999. 3. You go to the restaurant on your first
date, and after eating
fish, the bone chokes you.
4. After working for 29 days, you get fired
without salary.
5. If you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting.
6. After spending alot of money on a girl
then you take her to your Place for some
action and ur dick does not stand.
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume,
your body odour still remains stronger than RAID.
8. If after Photoshopping your Picture, you
still look ugly.
9. If You Break-Up With Your Bf and he wins
R10Million from Power Ball the next day.
10. If the person that you were having a road rage with turns out to be the one
interviewing you for a job.
11. If u lied to carol that u don't have a
phone, then the phone now rings with diz
tune (looking for carol).
12. When u offer a 'beautiful girl' a lift along da road, after she enter da car it refuse to
start.

Hello fellow Funny people on NL..reading comments on Nairaland and some other blogs in Naija is reali Fun...below ar funny comments ur likely to get frm a Nigerian(you knw Naija ppl wil hv loads to say..hope u enjoy it)...


*********************** TOPIC: American Restaurant Granted Permission To Sell Dog Meat in Los Angeles
COMMENTS: Chai !!! #abasi mbom: nice level
for the idomas: dat means Dog go cost NW
be dat:
COMMENT: naija hand dey inside
COMMENT: now all calabar and ondo in the
US all roads lead to LA
Comment: you forget Africa particularly
Nigeria. Dog meat dey cure fever *********************** TOPIC: Picture of a Nairalander Cooking Yam Porridge.
Comment: Poster, shey the yam and the oil
dey quarrel ni? Why the yam come dey
distance himself from the oil na? Why
can’t there be a synergy of purpose
between them. Poster, your porridge is
RACIST!!!
Comment: This kind of porridge is for poor
guys no panla, cow legs, fresh fish and
fresh tomato. Comment: We don’t eat this in Yaba left…. *********************** TOPIC: What Are Your Most Memorable Scenes From A Nollywood Film?
Comment: When a ghost wanted to cross a
road, and had to look left, and right before
crossing.-it was very memorable for me.
Comment: When someone was shot inside a
car, and he died without the windshield not
breaking..I can’t forget that film lailai.
Comment: Most memorable scenes?? Like
the part where they write 5years earlier
and surprisingly omotola is still wearing
the same Brazilian hair she was wearing
5yrs later?..
Or the part where mike ezuruonye opens fire with an AK47 and nonso diobi hides
behind a range rover sport as he is been
shot at… and miraculously the windows
and body of the suv are still intact and
forming Odieshi.. *********************** Topic: #MyDressChoice: Protest Against Abuse of Women in Kenya over Indecent
Dressing
Comment: pls the Kenya guys, let the
ashewo dem sell their market. Make una
not disturb dem again oo , make una just
feed una eyes and let dem go do their
market
Comment: them try…but why them ass
black pass their body, make una look that
first pic very well..
Comment: Kim Kardashian Spirit gripping
Kenya Comment: riot and hot temper
everywhere, i hope 3rd world war is not
approaching *********************** TOPIC: Psquare Unveils Gorgeous Artiste ‘Malcoholic’ Under Their Record Label
Comment: I’m in love with you even ur
songs, weda na rubbish or not, it will still
sound amazing to my ears. I am
Malchonized already.lol Reply to
Comment: Chai!!! Naija
woman na wa oh: dem like make food
don finish: run go find him before
another person collect am from u:
#love in Tokoyo; u don malchonized
already: hope u know the meaning of that word sha; #yimu
Comment: This guy has swept me off my
feet by his looks. Jeeez, am blushing Reply to
Comment: And U̅ ar still
standin? *********************** TOPIC: Man Bought 99 iPhone 6 To Propose To Girlfriend But She Say No!
Comment: He is a mugu of the 21st century.
I only take my girlfriend to Mr. Biggs, buy
her ice cream and burger then proposed to
her and she said yes three times
Comment: Bros sori eeh! Na bad market,
abeg pass me just one make I use am
propose to one of these naijapals babes
{Gift}, I was planning to use a carton of
indomie and was sure of a “yes” but
since u av decided to mumu urself, abeg pass me one **********************

Realist5:
C

i go sue You o.. No dey buy illegal Land

ahsekeena:
Lol,true.

Another example.


Adults only,no kids allowed.


Adults only? No, kids allowed!

Lool.. i live dis

ahsekeena:
Lol,true.

Another example.


Adults only,no kids allowed.


Adults only? No, kids allowed!

Lool.. i love dis!

An English Professor in a punctuation Class ones wrote on the board the following words...A woman without her man is nothin

And asked the class to punctuate the words

All the females wrote﹑A Woman:Without her,Man is nothing.

And all the Males wrote﹑A Woman without her Man is nothing..

Nairalanders Lets b very meticulous with the way we punctuate our words..."Come Lets eat,grandma" is way different from "Come, lets eat grandma"
Indeed,punctuation is powerful!!

,,,

@Poster..wen i changed my Twitter nd facebk ID,u no tell ppl ..why these small boys of Mavins crew?? ...now dats Racism

alexx187:
.......I think it should be chris brown feat lil wayne and busta rhymes...look at me now is the name of that song....

Thanks my Man! I'll look it up!

tpiander:
the one i know is from three years, and is technically not rap.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efzSKEJ7B3U




you could probably google the one you want.

thnx man..the song i'm searchin for is also an Old song,a very old one but av never heard a rap song half as fast as it

hey guys! Pls i need your help.There is this qwesome Rap song i've been searching for for a very long time now tho i dnt reali knw d owner of the music,but i guess Lil wayne and buster rhymes were featured..the only clue i have abt the song is its Lyrics sang thus ..(Look at me now,look at me now bitch...i'm getting.....) now im stucked
Som1 with a clue pls help me with the song title im in diein need of it

thnx alot.. What do u think about the Brewing aspect?

Hello everyone,im a young microbiology student of Nnamdi Azikiwe University,Awka..if you are advanced in this field kindly lecture us about the career prospects in this course. Thanks all

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femiranking28:
I no get strength lol those people way da argue online da try

E dey sweet me pass milk

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femiranking28:
muhahahahaha okay

lol u dn tire? let's continue

femiranking28:
Acimilation that's you big problem you read but you can't comprehend

poor English.. bro ur an evidence of a very poor primary,secondary and College of educatn background.. poor spelling nd comprehension skills.. education is really expensive.

femiranking28:
Acimilation that's you big problem you read but you can't comprehend

Evidence of a poor secondary school nd College of education background ...education is reali expensive

femiranking28:
Hope you read the post very well

"Understanding".. that's ur problem

Black men are always suspects...and d mention of d country "Nigeria" confirms their suspicion #smh

armadeo:
Your kids would be born with a golden spoon. Amen.

Thunderously Shoutin Ameen!!!!