₦airaland Forum

If the handsome guy is doing crimes
the girls said: nobody’s perfect


But
If the ugly guy is doing crimes
the girls said:he have criminal face... no
doubt...



if the handsome guy help the girl(s) from
punk
the girls said: woow... cool... just like in the
movies


if the ugly guy help the girl(s) from punk
the girls said: the punk must be his frens





If the handsome guy is not talk too much
the girls said: woow... so cool...!!!



if the ugly guy is not talk too much
the girls said: yayy... no one make frends
with you...!!!




if the handsome guy is lonely guy
the girls said: he must be perfectionist



if the ugly guy is lonely guy
the girls said: no doubt... no girls want him...
disguisting!




if the handsome guy get the pretty girl
the girls said: they are perfect in romance



if the ugly guy get the pretty girl
the girls said: he must playing with magic to
get the girl




if the handsome guy is heart broken by
a girl,
the girls said: dont b sad, you still have me
right?...



if the ugly guy is heart broken by a girl
the girls said: *Oh the girl just got back her senses...!




if the handsome guy love the animals
the girls said: the heart is pure... full of love.



if the ugly guy love the animals
the girls said: the family must love each
other...




if the handsome guy bring the BMW
the girls said: wooow... very cool guy...



if the ugly guy bring the BMW
the girls said: where is your master?




if the handsome guy afraid to get the pic the girl requested,
the girls said: he must be afraid that the pic
will go everywhere



if the ugly guy is afraid to get the pic the girl requested,
the girls said: the pic will be burnt away
since he is ugly...




if the handsome guy drive the big motocycle
the girls said: wooow... just look like Lorenzo
Lamas... make us weak...



if the ugly guy drive the big motocycle
the girls said: look out! a monkey want
to pass!...




if the handsome guy put water to girls glass
the girls said: this is the gentlement guy


if the ugly guy put water to girls glass
the girls said: slave instinct!... just the way he is.




if the handsome guy is sad
the girls said: let me be your shoulder to cry
on



if the ugly guy is sad
the girls said: baby...! are you a man or not?




I think I’m just an ugly guy


If anybody Yarb me ehn!
#Rivers

agarawu23:
hmmm.

Agarawu isn't he Cute 4 a man his age?

I don’t know how it started but it just happened that majority of Nigerians started making jokes about the physical looks of former president Olusegun Obasanjo. And it became common place to say Baba is ugly. I remember one of the most popular jokes circulating at that time which said: “Obasanjo went to visit the devil, on getting there, he met the devil sleeping. Obasanjo tapped him to get up and the devil turned and saw his face and shouted, ‘BLOOD OF JESUS.’ Imagine devil shouting Blood of Jesus.” I saw this old photo of Baba with former US president, Jimmy Carter and I went like “WOW!! See swag!” I love his look here with Carter…very regal. Me I think Baba was very handsome in his younger days. Not everyone ages gracefully. He was handsome young military officer and he served his country well. (Hehehe!! If una like cuss me.)

#Rivers

Mzdivacious:
all is good.but Id rather a short n handsome guy ...tall n OK looking is cool but no one can stand ugly. Its a strong word

Lol!

softapples:
mayb eleven

Cool

softapples:
According to times magazine these are the top ten most handsome guys in romance land.
1. softapples
2. naijaboiy
3. kingtom
4. darkenedrebel
5, captainswag225
6. kinglan
7. tomfrench
8. scentmaric
9. origin101
10. loomer.
source is taking 4rm www.timesmagazine.com.

I also deserve to be there

faith551:
Stupidity is the worst sickness of all, it's like madness, it's in you but you will not see it, and you have a full dose of it my friend. So if all those men in your dp were really caught in a homosexuality act and maybe they were great, being gay will also make you great right?
I guess another man f**ked ur dad in the ass and he gave birth to you through the ass, if not your silly nature can never be justified.

You nailed it bro! Perfect reply 4 a Shameless Gay.

DashMeYansh:

am a guy I prefer p****

Lol dnt understand u o

DashMeYansh:

Ftc whats ur say?

It has never occured to me that same sex
marriage would ever be a debate in Nigeria.
This one it has started been a debate maybe
one day the defenders of the despicable act
could one day win. Over my dead body! God
forbid that day. Well it is noteworthy that such ungodly act has been passed on to law
to come with punishments such as 14 years
imprisonmen for even supporting the act in
any of it form not to mention attempting or
doing the horrible thing itself.
Some say it is even preferabble to have women lesbians than have men do the thing.
A little funny, huh what is ur say?


#I'm Rivers

It has never occured to me that same sex
marriage would ever be a debate in Nigeria.
This one it has started been a debate maybe
one day the defenders of the despicable act
could one day win. Over my dead body! God
forbid that day. Well it is noteworthy that such ungodly act has been passed on to law
to come with punishments such as 14 years
imprisonmen for even supporting the act in
any of it form not to mention attempting or
doing the horrible thing itself.
Some say it is even preferabble to have women lesbians than have men do the thing.
A little funny, huh what is ur say?

Evening guys..joined a long time ago tho in active and now i created another dis year...But still can't send a message to an Old frnd on NL.
How do i send a PM here on NL

kestolove95:
na only u na him undastand me..may God undastand all ur needs d way u undastand ma post

Amen o

kestolove95:
So wats wrong wit it?..is he d first pesin dat is touching it?

Kestolove he may not be d first person touching it..But he may be d first person touchin it "without her Consent"




#Rivers

kestolove95:
So wats wrong wit it?..is he d first pesin dat is touching it?

Kestolove he may not be d first person touching it..But he may be d first person touchin it "without her Consent"




#Rivers

prettythicksme:
I dislike guys with muscles!!**pukes**

Interesting.. Oya Follow me back

AfroKnight:


Don't mind them. When the guy begins to panel beat their face they will here word. Muscular guys are a big risk especially if a lady has a big, vile mouth.

Buhahaha.. WORD!

prettythicksme:
lol,y u said dat?

I've asked too many ladies same questn..but onli u nd 1 other Lady also frm Nairaland has a contrary perception of guys wt muscles

prettythicksme:
I am for real oo

If u are,then u are simply Amazing!

boboLIL:
good man

Lol

prettythicksme:
Muscular whatttt? fuvk dem!!

Lol! Are u for real??

richommie:
jahaha..working awt. . and still lookin like mr ibu.

hahaha...something must be wrong. . its either em don swear for u for village. . .or its end time!!!



#YOLO

end time? Lwkm

boboLIL:
I claim a nice guy to get what I want.....


I love it when they compliment me like dis***aww u r such nice a guy*** I go de nice till u enta my trap

Bad Man

richommie:
lol u see.

at times ladies thinks like babies
they believe the BADDOS(RUGGED POPES BAD BISHOP) guys that make tinz to happen re the right one for em. . .cos of protection.
the NICE GUYS(JEW GUYS) re cool headed. .they dnt knw wotz trending. .they re dumb.
but believe me. . .the nice guys re the best a lady shud ve.


#YOLO

Richommie ah sight Ya.. Yu must be a Good guy

No more Mr. Nice guy and bright smiles, For
men who desire attraction from the opposite
sex, according to a new study from the
University of British Columbia. It showed that
women find smug, gloomy "bad boys" more
attractive than "nice guys." This new study which was published in the
journal Emotion revealed some of the
different responses men and women give to
certain emotions like happiness, pride and
shame based on their sexual attraction or
what they consider attractive. It was once thought that smiling and being
pleasant was essential when trying to make
a good impression, but the study found that
"men and women respond very differently to
displays of emotion, including smiles," the
author of the study Jessica Tracy, a professor of psychology at the university, said in a
written statement. To conduct the study, more than 1,000 adult
participants were asked to rate the sexual
attractiveness of hundreds of images of the
opposite sex. The images showed people in
displays of happiness and cheerfulness
(bright smiles), pride (raised head, puffed-up chest), also sadness and shame (lowered
head, averted eyes). Who did the women go for? The study
showed they favored guys who looked
conceited or glum and depressed. But the
guys were most sexually attracted to
women who looked happy, and less attracted
to those who appeared superior and confident. Tracy and her co-author, graduate student
Alec Beall, said women may have evolved to
find proud guys attractive because pride
implies status, competence and an ability to
provide for a partner and offspring.
furthermore previous research has associated smiling with a lack of dominance -
which men seem to find attractive in a mate,
but not the other way around..
Ladies and gentle Men,whats ur spec? Good or Bad guys/Girls?


#I'm Rivers

richommie:
lol nooo
. . . i d' prefer xtain ronaldo. .





#YOLO

Lol everybody prefers cr7 but not everybody end up lookin like cr7..Some end up lookin like Balotelli,some like Mr Ibu,and others like Tripple H

No more Mr. Nice guy and bright smiles, For
men who desire attraction from the opposite
sex, according to a new study from the
University of British Columbia. It showed that
women find smug, gloomy "bad boys" more
attractive than "nice guys." This new study which was published in the
journal Emotion revealed some of the
different responses men and women give to
certain emotions like happiness, pride and
shame based on their sexual attraction or
what they consider attractive. It was once thought that smiling and being
pleasant was essential when trying to make
a good impression, but the study found that
"men and women respond very differently to
displays of emotion, including smiles," the
author of the study Jessica Tracy, a professor of psychology at the university, said in a
written statement. To conduct the study, more than 1,000 adult
participants were asked to rate the sexual
attractiveness of hundreds of images of the
opposite sex. The images showed people in
displays of happiness and cheerfulness
(bright smiles), pride (raised head, puffed-up chest), also sadness and shame (lowered
head, averted eyes). Who did the women go for? The study
showed they favored guys who looked
conceited or glum and depressed. But the
guys were most sexually attracted to
women who looked happy, and less attracted
to those who appeared superior and confident. Tracy and her co-author, graduate student
Alec Beall, said women may have evolved to
find proud guys attractive because pride
implies status, competence and an ability to
provide for a partner and offspring.
furthermore previous research has associated smiling with a lack of dominance -
which men seem to find attractive in a mate,
but not the other way around...
Women never seizes to amaize Me.


#I'm Rivers

richommie:
really? i wl start hitting the gym oo


#YOLO

And remember to be careful so u don't end up looking like Bobby Lashley

aim5:
Ha. I have a weird shaped body... I have a decent sized chest. Sturdy powerful legs but my arms are lean. They aren't super skinny tho so that's good.

Broad Smiless..

MrsPhyno:
OP, please help me ask them
Not all of us sha. I like really tall pretty skinny guys
I don't know what they wan use muscles to do. Just like huge blocks that go eventually turn to fat blobs when they stop working out
I think it's cause I'm not slim so I'm attracted to slim dudes.....

..Do u knw dat ur the 1st female i've ever come across with a different idea of guys wt muscles? ..reali Nice

aim5:
Ok. Well just lift consistently and do explosive plyometrics and you should be set. Also, don't lift for the validation of females..

Thanx mann..but with all these advices i hope ur physically bigger than me

jrerico1:
Am planning on making millions, this is shi.t thrust me

Lol everythin is not Money brother