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i was responding to Enterprising, Resourcefulness, Excellent, Dangote

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An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and
the man says to wife "Marsha, we are about to
celebrate
our 60th wedding anniversary.

We've had a wonderful life together, full of
contentment and blessings. But there's something I've
always wondered about: Tell the truth. Have you ever
been unfaithful to me?

" She hesitates a moment, then says "Yes, 3 times,

"Three times?" How could that happen?" Sidney asks.

The wife begins recalling slowly "Well, do you
remember right after we were married and we were so
broke, and the bank was going to foreclose on our
little house?"

"Yes, that was really a terrible time" replies the
man.

Marsha continued, "And remember when I went to see the
banker one night and the next day the bank extended
our loan?"

"That's hard to take" the man says "but I guess it
really was for us, so I can forgive you."

"What was the second time?"

"Well," she continued "do you remember years later
when you almost died from the heart problem because we
couldn't afford the operation?"

"Yes of course" the man replies.

" Then you will remember that right after I went to
see the doctor, he did your operation at no cost?" she
explained.

"That's true" Sidney nodded. "That shocks me, Marsha,
but I do understand that you did it out of love for
me, and I forgive you.

"So, what was the third time?"

Marsha lowers her head and says " Sidney, do you
remember when you ran for Country Club President and
you needed 62 more votes?"

The man fainted,

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bovine

yes Mignies

Cattle

ok sharp guy, so let us proceed.

Egret

leech is a type of parasite.
"joke" was off in the 1st instance

leech

@Gettolove

what has nairaland got to do with the words. please stick to the rules

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@ saucekid
ol boy!
you are good.
i had a good laugh

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@Kingdons

I don't think you had an answer for this silly quiz in the 1st instance.

It is easy to see that you are feeding off my initial yap!!

@clemcykul

Don't be decieved
it is all lies!, lies!!, lies!!!!