Nigerians and superstition....it is rainy season and if you watched the weather forecast, rain today would not be a surprise. Just for the records I was informed that the heavens opened up mightily on the day my parents got married and they have been very happily married for close to 40 years with several children and grand children. Absolutely nothing special about rain on any particular day/occassion

A word is enough for the wise, so sad that Fadeke had to pay for her sins the hard way. God will give all of us grace to stay faithful and committed to our spouse
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Still waiting for suggestions,

Hi guys I am looking for a UK or US school that gives direct admission (without PGD) into a masters degree program. Suggestions are welcome.

Lagos has been chosen to host the 2036 olympics and ituen is the chairman of the planning committee

I got a jeweller to take a good look at her fingers and he guessed the size. it was a perfect fit. i married her a few months later and it has been very blisfull. we have a lovely son now. thanks for all ur advise guys.

Greatest of the greatest and the greatest of malabites!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 gbosas for all the present and ex students of unical in this forum. B.Sc Economics, 1998, and M.Sc Economics 2001.

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very nice jokes

Very bad adaptation of an otherwise hilarious joke. It is stale anyway

nice one dude!

nice one joo!!!
LMAO

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nice one mate.

try asking ur grade 1 teacher

Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer, ,

The moral of the story, . Pay your bills

Hilariuos!

Yes, that is the final and correct answer.

the answer to the 2nd question is tea bag

nice one and very true.
i think the girls are "faker" than the guys sha.

nice remix

nice montage!

winner

i dream of flogging the hell out of Obj. that way he will learn how not to mess with an entire nation

@ topic LMAO

@gunpoint.
i can see u are high on cow shit.
*that is what happens when a rookie cattle rearer is left all alone with the herd*
go to the pharmacy nearest to u and purchase a pack of laxatives.
it will help you push the shit out of your system

this thread is soooo funny!!!

nice one Dj.