₦airaland Forum

Airforce1 is a regular nairaland commenter, i guess jobless too but very soon he will join you guys too

oloyolo:
Ehhe what

Did u think they were just giving birt to
And they walked into a studio and made a hit


In other new

Wait omawumi was a lawyer
Hmm I think linda ikeji knows this that she never fvks with her

As for don jazzy av always suspected that was a security
Cuz honestly he looks like one
And y should we forget timaya when he is always reminding us I think that guy deserve to go back to bayelsa with GJ
Yemi papa na police wow this explains y I hate her cuz I hate every police and their family
Actually waje was always jobless singing from one place to another well who say joblessness no dey pay omotala has been an ashawo all her life. Mercy every body knows she was always a house girl but I wonder how here madam husband take survive the shock
Tiwa na banker no wonder she sabi fake smile. banky dey thief him oga money go studio I just he has paid back
Linda ashawo of life am not surprised. I thought psquer were foot ballers.
Patoranking kai that guy don trek tire. Tonto cleaner no wonder she is seeking so much attention

oga you dey worry o o , lol

Wow fashola i admire your foolishness, am really marvelled at how stupid you speak sometimes, so how would he know that there are evil(criminal) rocking around? Jona na Tb Joshua Even common sense will make you think that the best place to be protected on that very day is the place of a great event which was the coming of the president, that's what the police did, protecting the area and people living in that same area that the president is coming to.....

I DON'T KNOW WHY APC likes campaigning with death, tragedies, kidnappings, i know it's good to campaign with it but in a more advanced country when you campaign with such things then you give a good solutions it and also console the deceased families cos they are not in the mood for campaign bullshìts

I think nairaland suppose to have FP-R, the R will stand for RUBBISH, (eg). FRONTPAGE-RUBBISH

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And then the normal FRONTPAGE THAT MAKES SENSE THAT WE ALL KNEW BEFORE...

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Atleast that will save my already exhausting Mb,

#Nigeria must surely overcome it's temptation, but am afraid cos we Nigerians are good in tackling one problem and breeding many future problems, think about it from the civil war till now, nigeria has never been in peace

blueto:
please, help check for a sister
55866341AC

no result yet

HOMOTOYOSI10:
55332961DA please help me check ooo

no result yet

dominicson:
55587849BH

Pls ooooooooo

no result yet

Yomieluv:
Help my nephew-55538786FH

no result yet

nicolasakins:
my reg non is 55292431HJ pls help

no result yet

Bestbaby12:
56504662BD

bestbaby, no result yet

Do you know what?? The north are known for violence, the east are known for ritual and easy money making while in the south... Hmmmm guess what?

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SOUTH = INDIA (RAPE & LAZY)

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Making the thread tribal, #teamtribalism

*tonguesout*

Daskeepol:
Its seems we that wrote jamb on thursday our result is not out yet

my is out o , and i wrote on thursday that's 12th, so have you checked it online by yourself or are you still waiting for lazy jamb officers to send you yours through phone??

Tholuwaniey:
Lol... well that's your business bro... don't make such mistake in your post utme

now am confused, which mistake? You mean 242 is low or high, don't understand you bro.

prevail23:
on Thursday

just be patience ok, i took that same thursday sha. @ onitsha, hope you submitted your paper?? Because in our own case, the people submitted the papers by their selves cos our time exhausted and we kept writing and they automatically logged us all out, are you sure you submitted

Tholuwaniey:
Took... are you sure you scored 242??!

yeah yea

prevail23:
pls help me 55000401GF

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NO RESULT YET.... When did you took yours?

Initially i didnt see my jamb result, because it was not sent on my phone the way other peoples' own was sent, but now there is a way out.... Go to http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme1/ then search for jamb result checking and follow up but if you found it difficult then you can hook up here and give me your Reg.NO so that i can check and calm your nerves down and so that you will plan ahead...... I got 242 and i thank God for that miracle.... Just drop your reg.no, and within 10 mins i will reply you with your result..... Cheers.

The reason is this.....


The young men(29,30 & above) that are suppose to marry them are still being given pocket money by their parents, will he feed his family while depending on his parents NO!!! , it's not that they dont work hard o, it's just that someone of 73 years is still vying for the highest post in a county where the youths are more populated than the old or aged...... Hmmm so how can they (youth) marry when the supposed working position or post that they expect to help carter for their needs is still been occupied by an old cargo
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NO CAMPAIGN meant, cos all our politicians are all insane and the same

Me & Airforce1 working on our collaborated album... Joining you guys soon

Okafor chibueze, political scientist *ANTI-ANTI-ANTI, buhari

ACID

What do this girls/ladies take us for? Shi.t eaters? I no be dog, so carry your shît nyash commot for here

Do you mean 18 or 81, just asking..

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I know you wanna know what i have to say again. Lol

Me no come to comment on the topic at hand o, but i get confused whenever i hear people saying, i go to a bible believing church, for my mind am like *REALLY, so we also have quran believing church?* so abeg which one be bible believing church cos i guess all churches derive atleast 85% of their activities from bible...

Oya explanations biko

davit:
I appreciate all the suggestions so far. I have talked to the guy, but he is such a stubborn fella. The agent is another irresponsible fella who only comes around when the rent is due. The landlord has told us to stop calling since he has an agent he pays to handle the house issues. Is there any legal way to deal with this situation? I am considering some of the ideas proposed above anyways!

since he is proving stubborn, don't do anything that will make us to see headlines that reads. NEIGHBOURS fought and injured each other because of generator noise or salt in generator set sparked up a bloody fight.... Don't allow devil to take advantage of you my dearest...

I will suggest. That you call a yard meeting since he no wan hear all your plea, call a yard meeting and report your case to them politely emphasising mostly on the dangers of health/noise issues. But if your yards don't normally call meeting then i suggest you make a larger move, by involving police to it, since they are the only nearest government agency, but tell them you don't need him to be arrested because he is a neighbour but that you wish him to find a better position for his gen. so that you both can enjoy your nights peacefully....

That's my suggestion o, i thank God i don't have such problem.

kastonkastrol:
rubbish..... Why haven't the APCs been used in combating boko haram in the north east? What's the use of the bloody APCs if the won't be used in the war-front ?

The same lie they are telling us about the "innoson-motors" is the same lie they told us about "made in Nigeria smart phones". Till date, am yet to see a single "made in Nigeria car" plying our roads. Abi are the innoson motors invincible?

Oga how many Innoson cars have you bought since then or how many has your relatives buy since then? I guess none!! Why? Because you people still see it as inferior while foreign ones are superior, now i wanna tell you this mr. Man, if you sincerely wanna see inoson motors then come to Anambra were things are kept real and you will see many and many and many inoson motors driven by many and most especially all the igwe's(traditional rulers) of all town in Anambra state and many schools use inoson motors as their school bus.. So my dear it's not inoson's or FG's fault that we don't regard our local product.... If we regard and value our locally made products then we shall go places. So Start there(regarding, buying and using our local product) to make some real CHANGE. Not Apc one o o o o ...
#Goodday

Don't swallow orange seeds or else it will grow in your stomach and grow through my head...

I will be like... Chai!! So i go die.

do u knw wat?... Girls like badboys becus dey are exciting, spends more than they earn and like spending it on flashy things and talks nonsense alot which de ladies like so much cos it's their nature.. Nice guys like me wnt talk much or spend like mumu, and before i forget, badboys are just too rugged that majority of ladies sees them as strongest, (well. I dont blame them, ladies)


Am nice and wont boost much on strongeness but i can be so naughty that you will wonder if i am acting a saint script from heaven all that while

Make thunder fire anybody wey talk say i no go be the first to comment....lol...

PVC , Yes Apc is withielding them,


Apc is = BOKO HARAM

BUHARI needs almajiri's school certificate, since he can't show his

*hides under my bed* *dodging words in bottle form*

You dey woo her, she be wool? Abi wolf?