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LarrySun:
It started by doing that every once or twice each time I tried to switch the phone on. Now, it's not even loading the home page anymore. It just displays the Tecno name without going past that.

visit the nearest tecno carelcare centre, they can solve the the problem and the good news is that it's FREE!!!

Happy birthday miss....

When will abortion and masturbation be a sin in your ex-husband church??

Pentcostals and their always confused and contraditing teachings

Thanks to everybody here... Awwwh Lies makes me belle full... Especially when i know it's a lie and you keeping on saying it. I no go hungry again until next week..

APC=> thank you for the LIEnch

missjenna:
Do your research yourself.
It was a mass killing of people all in the name of christianity by the catholic leaders

I won't explain anything. Check it out yourself.

if you say that i fart, don't judge me by saying that i fart but judge me by what i ate that caused or made me to fart.,

missjenna, i don't know if you are a muslim or a christian, but if you are a christian and you are talking this thing then i blame who ever is your spiritual leader in your church.....

The catholics fought or made a crusade for the liberation of all christians who were maltreated by muslims unjustly, they made the crusade peacefully and with prayers, but heaven help those who help them selves, if am praying and you were coming with a gun or knife to kill me and i knowing fully well that i can defend my self, do you think i will just be looking and watching you kill me? NO! i wont , i will definitely challenge you in self defence, that's what the catholics did.... It was called a CRUSADE. And mind you o, all this 30 or 15 days crusade you see here and there are derived from that same catholic crusaders you peeps criticise...

Madam always get your facts right....

missjenna:
There has already been a christian jihad
Ask the catholic church

am a catholic and i don't know about the christian jihad, abeg explain.

Hmmmm na my guy's girlfriend pant be that, don't worry i will explain.....

You know o , the movie demands a lot of shadings,(50 shades of grew) so as i shade the first shade, i no get an correct, i carry my hand clean am, i come shade the second one, kai, i no get am again, i clean am with my tie, i shade and shade and shade(clean with my handki, her handki and even her scarf.) but i no still get am, so as a shade the second to last one, as i no get am again, na her pant be the only option wey remain, so that's why we use am, clean the shading mistake, as i shade the last one na em i come get am correctly,(joy full my heart and hers so as we happy i hugged her and joyfully i flung the pant to unknown destination)

pls call... 08161817006 so that i can retrieve the pant , thanks for finding it.


*high on shisha*

Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele
Fayose has accused the
leadership of All Progressives
Congress(APC) of knowing those
behind the Boko Haram
insurgency.
Rather than wiping out
sentiment ,Fayose urged APC to
produce Ibrahim Shekau, the
original leader of Boko Haram
Ayodele Fayose
Ayodele Fayose
The APC’s Presidential Campaign
Organisation has said the Federal
Government was planning to use
a fake Ibrahim Shekau to
implicate the party’s presidential
candidate, Major General
Mohammadu Buhari (rtd)
In a statement issued in Ado Ekiti
Tuesday by his Special Assistant
on Public Communications and
New Media, Lere Olayinka, Fayose
lamented the open display of
hatred against Nigeria and its
people by the APC.
Fayose therefore charged the APC
to produce the original Shekau,
since the party knows that the
Federal Government was
presenting a fake one, saying; “It
is obvious that APC does not
want the insurgency to end.”
“Up till today, the APC has not
made any statement,
commending our gallant soldiers
that are laying down their lives to
save Nigerians from the Boko
Haram insurgents.
”Instead of commending the
soldiers and encouraging them,
what the APC people are doing is
to blackmail the military and one
wonders why a party will want
to take over power by
supporting killing of innocent
Nigerians.”
Speaking further, the governor
said; “With the onslaught on the
Boko Haram by our gallant
soldiers, the APC appears to have
lost the game of using the
insurgency to campaign against
President Goodluck Jonathan.
”Instead of them to face this
reality, they have come up with
this criminal assertion that a fake
leader of Boko Haram, Ibrahim
Shekau, was being presented
before Nigerians by the
government, in order to claim
winning the war on terrorism.
”They are also claiming the fake
Shekau might become a tool to
blackmail members of the
opposition, by coaching the
phantom terror chief to say he
was working for its presidential
candidate, Major-General
Muhammadu Buhari, in order to
link him to terrorism.
”With this statement coming
from the APC, it is clear that the
party knows what we don’t
know about Boko Haram.
”It also indicates that the APC
people do not want the Boko
Haram insurgency to end so that
they can continue to make
political gains from it.
”Therefore, APC should simply
produce the original Shekau that
they know because you can only
recognise fake when you know
the original.

Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/fayose-asks-apc-to-produce-ibrahim-shekau/

MrCork:
...SHAME ON U FOR BEEN A WOMAN SUPOTIN PETER FILE MEN LIKE OP....SHAME ON U MADAM!! (no oofeinse)

call 911. Someone is on drugs

My sincere advice is for you not to tell anyone, just keep calm bro,
(since her mother no too like una, *her husband siblings) you don't know the one you go say now and it will be a team up of daughter and mother saying things contrary to your sincere report and woe to you if it's taken against you... If i were you bro. Na that place i go start taking actions sharp sharp, i no go come for nairaland until i don finish wetin wey dey my mind (beating, slapping, a harsh eyeing or even good punishment) but you failed it cos you were rushing to watch someones already fulfiled or fulfilling future(football) and it seems more important than the naive future which you need to train and mature it and be part instead of watching, you will be part of fulfilling the future and someone will be forced to watch you..,

well, i no come Onitsha to count shops....

08161817006... That's my number in case she needs real service

Emergency is emergency and should be treated as such, i can remember the Indian film i watched where a real and wanted criminal came to the hospital to treat his wounds which he sustained from a fight with TOO FAN's father and the doctor suspecting him to be the one on a wanted list didnt hesitate to treat him rather he treated him cos he needed to be alive but he injected him with sleeping medicine and he slept off and the police arrested him...
Why always different in nigerians case?

derrick333:
Rubbish,even if he was a member of d robbery gang?they shudv oblige,den on d process inform d police

that's what am saying also, that's why i posted that

The guy needs to work at jumia or a boutique so to have unlimited access to shirts or atleast singlet, always naked , I guess Adam of genesis will be getting jealous for Iyanya and Flavour

No picture?[/quote]it's there now

.

Ladies!! It's Iyanya, check out the ladies man picture where he is cooking, just grab em from instegram, i wonder what he is cooking... Make i guess.




Uhmmm *koko garri* lol


https://instagram.com/p/zetig4IOGb/

ya

naija peeps dem no go kill person for this country, this country sweet o o o o

The Inspector General of
Police has ordered a full
scale investigation into the
circumstances leading to
the death of a leading
professor of Agriculture at
the Ahmadu Bello
University ABU, Prof Ahmed
Falaki who was killed in
Kano on February 15th
following suspicions he
was a Boko Haram leader.
Narrating how his father
was killed, one of the sons
of the late Professor said
his father had set out on a
journey in his official car
with his younger brother
and his driver to Bauchi
state onSaturday Feb.
14thto see a relative. As
they were returning to
Kano, his car developed a
flat Tyre inFala village in
Tudun Wada LGA of Kano
State. He said according to
his father's driver, while
fixing their tyre, some
armed men riding on a
motorcycle accosted them
and demanded for the keys
to his SUV which he
advised his driver to give to
them. The armed men sped
off with his car. Shortly
after, Fala villagers saw the
three men and accused
them of being Boko Haram
members. They said the
prof. was their leader and
had given the vehicle to
their members.
They started beating his
father, his brother and
driver and afterwards
dragged them toKibiya
policestation in Kibiya Local
government area of Kano
state where the late
professor was accused of
being a leader of the sect
group.
According to the driver,
despite the Professor
showing them his ABU ID
card, they still insisted he
was a Boko Haram leader
and that his ID card was
fake. The villagers
continued beating him
with all kinds of weapons
in the presence of the
police officers until he died
inside the police station.
The driver said when his
boss died, the police men
and the villagers started
jubilating that they had
killed a Boko Haram leader.
Officers of the states
Special Anti-Roberry Squad
SARS afterwards came to
collect his body and
dropped it off at the state
hospital's morgue while
the driver and the
Professor's brother were
taken in handcuff's to the
hospital.
A search for the
whereabouts of their
father led the children to
the state morgue where
they discovered his body.
The hospital management
informed them that a SARS
officer had dropped their
father's body at the
morgue. They decided to
call the SARS officer to find
out what had happened
and the officer told them
on phone that their father
was a Boko Haram leader
and that his brother and
driver are suspects and
would soon be
interrogated. The children
immediately contacted the
ABU school authority who
contacted the police to
inform them that they had
killed a leading
agriculturist.
Speaking on the incident,
the Kano state Police
Command PRO Majia
denied any involvement of
the police in the murder of
the Professor, saying that it
was the villagers that killed
him outside the police
station premises.
According to Mr Majia,
some gunmen had
attacked the villagers and
in the process, two people
were killed. He said the
villager,s suspecting the
Professor was one of the
armed men, attacked him
and killed him.
The professor has since
been buried.
The IG has now ordered a
full scale investigation into
the matter. Below is a press
statement from the police.
The Inspector-General of
Police, IGP Suleiman
AbbaCFR, NPOM, NPM,
mni,has viewed with great
concern the death in Kano,
of Prof. Ahmed Falaki of the
Ahmadu Bello University
Zaria. He has therefore
ordered the Assistant
Inspector-General of Police
in charge Zone 1, Kano, AIG
Tambari Muhammed to
conduct an in-depth
forensic investigation on
the incident with a view to
unraveling the
circumstances surrounding
the attack and death of the
renowned Professor of
Agriculture.
Meanwhile, some arrests
have been made in
connection with the
incident, and the late
professor’s vehicle has
been recovered in Bauchi
State.
The IGP wishes to assure
the deceased’s immediate
family and the general
public that the Police will
do all it takes to meet the
ends of justice, while
perpetrators of the
unfortunate incident will
not go unpunished.
Ag. CP EMMANUEL C. S.
OJUKWU,psc
FORCE PUBLIC RELATIONS
OFFICER,
FORCE HEADQUARTERS,

On sunday 22 feb. 2014 in Nkpor at about 9:30pm or thereabout i was in my room surfing my internet and reading serious topics and funny comments as usual in nairaland, then i heard a gun shot but i didnt mind cos for anybody living along old road nkpor Anambra state we call the evening gunshots along that road *OLD ROAD ANTHEM*. But not until i heard two more rounds hmmmm then i knew something was wrong....
#fast forward#
A guy who came to visit his mum was shot on the head and neck by a robber no a motorcycle who demanded for his phone but he refused and even dragged the phone with them...
*fast forward*
He was still alive breathing and managing to talk, now he was taken to a hospital by his siblings who were with his mother that night around 10pm, guess what!!!
The doctor refused to touch him until they bring a police report that same night. (what!! Are you kidding me?) a dying person who purpose to receive an emergency attention.
My question is, is the police report necessary before a patients that is shot with a bullet to be treated or can he be treated first and then wait for police report?
N:B. You don't know who is innocent or a suspect

Plz dnt dump her ok! I am plannin to take my own turn of the bang, Alfa don leave mosque cum dey ur girls tung, i wan leave market cum take my turn joor, atleast after my turn u go see her on sahara reporters this time around nt her phone again

Obasanjo!!!!!! Now he is free to join APC. why I like APC so much is that they never allow or tolerate gentlemen to be in there midst, so if you are really a hooligan then welcome on board, are you a gentleman? ?? you can never be in APC. I know if ZIK of Africa is still alive PDP would be his party, and if Gen.ABACHA is still breathing abeg guess where he for be..............................

Eeehyaaa its that why Buhari refused to come out for debate? ? you want job, you no wan come interview, you dey there dey shout change change change nawa o, come tell us how una (BUHARI) wan rule us joor, cos no be change go rule us, beside it can probably be, change from worst to wor-wor. chang na only word ........ #PRESIDENTIALDEBATE, #BUHARIMUSTDEBATE

Everyone should HEAR & SEE!!!!!!! my predictions too o, March 28. GOODLUCK will win with many votes and he will even share votes with Buhari in half of northern states. ,.::...then the wise King solomon of APC will take the clueless GOODLUCK to court, but the clueless JONATHAN will preside over the king solomons of APC again .. dont say I no predict o

For some stupid people who thinks they have a say in this country, let me remind you o my brethren, no amount of weeks they postponed this election that can make you go to the street just like Amaechi has ranted,you are endangering your own life and blood for this unsatisfied beast called politicians(whether PDP or APC) be careful this people never send their common agents talkmore of their own children to go and protest because they know the danger(someone must be a victim, who knows who??) they send you to protest and their children hide in protect, be wise youths, be wise!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL ONLY GO AND PROTEST IF AMAECHI WILL CALL OUT HIS SONS AND DAUGHTERS TO ACCOMPANY ME, I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS OLD, THATS WHY I DEMAND HIS CHILDREN.

For some stupid people who thinks they have a say in this country, let me remind you o my brethren, no amount of weeks they postponed this election that can make you go to the street just like Amaechi has ranted,you are endangering your own life and blood for this unsatisfied beast called politicians(whether PDP or APC) be careful this people never send their common agents talkmore of their own children to go and protest because they know the danger(someone must be a victim, who knows who??) they send you to protest and their children hide in protect, be wise youths, be wise!!!!!!!!!!!! AM FROM ANAMBRA, AND THE DAY I WILL PROTEST I WILL ONLY CERTAINLY PROTEST ALONG SIDE OBIANO AND HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN OR NGIGE AND HIS HOUSE HOLD(so that if anything happens we all go hear am), THANKS. BE WISE!!!!!

I deal with people who deal with my able president, the most criticized of them all.... When you leave office, your critics will be your praisers. lets watch and see. #NO_VACANCY_IN_ASO_ROCK

my dear run for your life?? but wait o, how old are you cos ten years in a relationship is not moi moi