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Politics / Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Brodello: 2:33pm On Jun 15, 2020
Charmingrascal:
From politics to motivational speaker to sex and relationship coach.



I just tire
Politics / Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Brodello: 2:32pm On Jun 15, 2020
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Romance / Re: Make Your Ex Boyfriend Miss You Like Crazy! How To Make Him Crave To Be With You by Brodello: 1:33pm On Jun 15, 2020
How to Make Him Miss You: wink

1. Don’t be available 24/7.

2. Don’t always be the one to message first.

3. Look your best when you see him.

4. Have a great day – and tell him about it.

5. Speak with your body.

6. Mirror him.

7. Open up to him.

8. Encourage him to spend time without you.

9. Send him sweet messages.

10. Be there for him when he needs you.

11. Show interest in what he’s interested in.

12. Do little things for him.

13. Give him the benefit of the doubt.

14. Boost his ego.

15. Don’t play hard to get.

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Romance / Re: Opinion: If You Really Want Your Ex To Know You've Moved On, Stop Doing This! by Brodello: 3:02pm On Jun 05, 2020
mhizgracie22:
"I'm better off without you", "I like the woman I'm becoming". Do these statements ring a bell? Many of us have come across quotes like this on WhatsApp, Facebook and so on. Whenever we see quotes like this, the first thing that comes to mind is that the individual who posted it, just got out of a relationship.

I find it funny that after a break up, most people try to prove that they're over their exes by posting motivational quotes like the ones above or memes aimed at making their exes feel uncomfortable. For example, a girl who just got out of a relationship with a stingy guy may constantly post memes condemning stingy guys on her WhatsApp status, hoping her ex will see it and feel bad. Or a girl who just got out of a relationship with a guy who constantly ignored her, may start posting motivational quotes like "Don't force yourself on anybody", "don't settle for less", "don't stay where you are not wanted" etc immediately after the breakup.

If you really want to give your ex the impression that you're over them, posting memes and motivational quotes is not the way. The best way to do that is to act like nothing happened, and that should also reflect in what you post on your WhatsApp status or anywhere else. Post normal stuff, don't post anything relating to breakups or relationships. When you constantly post motivational quotes after a breakup, it gives your ex the impression that you're still thinking about them and that you're still hurt. But when you act like nothing happened, it makes your ex wonder if they ever meant anything to you (I'm talking from experience).

You should also avoid making your ex feel that you hate them, scientists say that our pupils dilate when we see someone we love or someone we hate, so when you hate someone, they still have an effect on you physically, mentally and emotionally. It's better for your ex to think that you've forgotten about them than to think that you hate them. I've actually met a guy who was satisfied with the fact that his ex girlfriend still hated him, he said her hatred was proof that she was not over him yet. They later got back together but the bottom line is that when you harbour hatred for an ex, it means you're not over them completely.

You may never want to get back together with them, but they still have a strong effect on you and your mood, so try as much as possible to forget, not hate. Some people might hurt you so much that you can't even control your hatred for them, take all the time you need to heal from the pain, but don't make it obvious to them that you hate them, you don't have to put on a fake smile when you see them, just be civil, avoid sounding angry or bitter. *This is just my opinion, not a fact, do whatever you think is best for you*

Note: you should only do all this if you want to give your ex the impression that you've moved on, if you want to hash out the problems between you and your ex, there is no need to act like you don't care about them anymore but play it cool so you don't seem desperate. Also, if the issue that resulted in the breakup is a very serious one, it's better to discuss it and iron it out than to act like nothing happened.

This wonderful piece took about 2 months to get to the front page.

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Religion / Re: FG Relaxes Restriction On Churches, Mosques by Brodello: 5:19pm On Jun 01, 2020
It is well
Politics / Re: Kayode Fayemi Denies Selling State Lodge In Abuja by Brodello: 5:40am On May 31, 2020
A whole governors lodge ni oo

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Business / Re: How To Be Rich Selling EXPIRED Domain Names With Proofs. by Brodello: 9:58pm On May 30, 2020
iykepromotions:
sold the domain We/Buy/Foreign/Coins in king.

Hold time; 9 days

Bought $8.99 via namesilo on the 17th.

Sales method; outbounding and follow up. I was still on the follow up when one of them bought it!

Sweet sale I must say.

What do you think about adult domains? Are they quick to sell and are they accepted on domain selling sites?
Business / Re: WordPress Affiliate Funnel Builder, Both Simple Instagram SOFTWARES And Others.. by Brodello: 8:58pm On May 29, 2020
Do you have a telegram software that can export and import users from either a channel or a group?
Politics / Re: 2023: PDP Mulls Remodelling Of Manifesto by Brodello: 12:21pm On May 18, 2020
Okay
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Job Hunting Experience With Zero Balance by Brodello: 7:24pm On May 16, 2020
gracevile:
this your story though its true but it made me laugh like seriously atleast u had a big change of #500 that was after the treatment of cos. Such stories are to be used as testimonies then i used to......... but God changed my story. No condition is permanent

Lol. Big change keh.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Job Hunting Experience With Zero Balance by Brodello: 7:22pm On May 16, 2020
Lekan239:
for some guys this is just normal things

Yes bro

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Job Hunting Experience With Zero Balance by Brodello: 6:36pm On May 16, 2020
Thomthom:
Bros ur poverty Na original one ooo.. school cloth take go work

Aswear down

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Job Hunting Experience With Zero Balance by Brodello: 4:30pm On May 16, 2020
Bro I understand this feeling kpa.

I grew up in Festac when Festac was still Festac. I lived with my aunt then, attended a private school and all that.

I never knew hardship all my life until my aunt died.

I had to go live with my Father who was not really financially buoyant and had 4 kids already excluding me. When I got to my Fathers house, I began to understand that life is not rosy at all.

Popsy worked in a Factory and could barely take care of us.

When I finished secondary school, the next option was to go look for a Job.

The first job I did was a motor boy for a pure water company. My job was to load the truck with bags of pure water, go with the driver to customers shops and offload the pure water.

The craziest day of my life was when my secondary school colleagues were doing the usual SS3 graduation. My school ordered for pure water from the company I worked for.

I was to go deliver the pure water with the driver. The funniest part, I was wearing my school trouser that day because I barely had clothes to wear.

Omo, I told the driver to go alone on agreement that he would collect my salary for that day. I could not bare the shame.

After working at that company for two months, I left because the salary was little. I went to try bricklaying.

Bricklaying was the trend in my area then.

The first bricklaying job I did, everyone laughed at me. The way I held the shovel sef was funny. We worked for a while the cement finished, the man in charge told me and my friend to go carry cement from a far distance.

There was no wheelbarrow so me and my friend had to carry the cement on our head, I carried one bag of cement, my friend carried two bags.

See ba, after work that day, they paid me 1,500. I used 1,000 Naira to treat myself. I swore never to go back.

When I seat down and imagine my life. I can't help but thank God.

Check out my signature guys smiley

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Politics / Re: Inside Of Obasanjo's Ota Farm In Ogun State by Brodello: 6:07pm On May 15, 2020
Chai... OBJ go dey earn in nine digits every month.

Mechanised agriculture is one industry that a lot of people with money are not looking into

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Health / Re: COVID-19: BUA Group Donates 5 Ambulances, 20 Hilux Vehicles To Kano by Brodello: 4:53am On May 05, 2020
Better than giving them cash. He even said before he will drop the 2 billion, they must point out what they want to use the money for grin




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Investment / Re: 5 high paying online hustling you can do in 2019 by Brodello: 4:55am On Apr 22, 2019
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Web Market / Re: Instagram And Twitter Accounts Up For Sale (new Batch) by Brodello: 4:46am On Apr 22, 2019
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Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari, Atiku Playing Politics With Restructuring – Senator Umeh by Brodello: 2:51pm On Dec 09, 2018
Denikayan:



Because it does not create a level playing ground for all. We considerate. Over 20 states can't even sustain themselves. So what's the point? It will just sink some states.

They can't sustain themselves because the leaders in those states are lazy and waiting for the centre to disperse funds for them to survive.

How did these states survive during the time Nigeria was dependent on Agriculture
Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari, Atiku Playing Politics With Restructuring – Senator Umeh by Brodello: 2:41pm On Dec 09, 2018
kanubiafra:
they have started campaign in the northern part of nigeria i'm yet to hear anything about restructuring, but just wait till they cross into biafraland. and you will see them launch an album on restructuring, just to decieve the foolish southern nigeria. why is it that so far pdp and apc have not talked about it in the north?

Simple Politics.

Tell them what they want to hear.
Technology Market / Re: Order Your Goods On Ebay, Amazon And All Pickup Sites! Shipping @ $4.60/lbs NGR by Brodello: 2:28pm On Dec 09, 2018
Dappertwayne:
I need help guys. I'm new around here and I've opened an offer up account. I'd appreciate help on how to hunt good deals. Abeg!

Same here
Politics / Re: "Government Owned Universities Should Be Privatize" - Sen. Ben Bruce by Brodello: 1:59pm On Dec 09, 2018
4dor:
Is this man ok? How many Nigerians can afford private tertiary education?

Tertiary Education wasn't meant for everyone
Politics / Re: "Government Owned Universities Should Be Privatize" - Sen. Ben Bruce by Brodello: 1:58pm On Dec 09, 2018
theoldpretender:


The problem is most of you guys want Harvard and Yale level at fees less than @$200 per annum.

Who go pay am?

As the VC of ABU said last year in a speech...if you want Cambridge (and by extension Harvard and Yaledegees)...you better pay Cambridge level fees (Cambridge costs at least 9000 pounds sterling yearly for a UK student,more for a foreigner).

Nigerian won't agree to this fact
Politics / Re: "Government Owned Universities Should Be Privatize" - Sen. Ben Bruce by Brodello: 1:57pm On Dec 09, 2018
Vibesking:
How about affordability, Did he consider that?
All these dimwits politicians advocating for the Federal Government to privatise all the sector of our economy are clearly living on a different world.
They privatised power and where has that gotten us? Some areas haven't seen a blink in months!
I've never seen a nation that wholeheartedly wore its incompetence and shamelessly delegate its duties to outsiders.

Privatise Federal Universities my foot! You think its every family that can afford the fees uh? Inconsiderate mofo!

Tertiary education was not meant for everyone.
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Why Sex With Your Sister Makes Disabled Babies by Brodello: 8:53pm On Jan 12, 2018
Step brothers and sisters nko
Romance / Re: .. by Brodello: 1:31am On Jan 03, 2018
DreamChaser2000:
Bro some girls want some sloppy dirty talks too. Have you ever fuckeed her? If yes, then keep that nasty words as if you are forking her

I understand but we are a no intercourse before marriage couple.


Thanks for your input bro. I really do appreciate.
Romance / Re: .. by Brodello: 1:21am On Jan 03, 2018
jamariwolf2:
Lolllll. grin you caught me!

Me thinks that she is selfish as fckk, what is 'tell me something nice' suppose to mean anyway?

Just be yourself bro.

Okay.

What do you think should be my reply when next she asks?

Thanks for your reply.
Romance / Re: .. by Brodello: 12:55am On Jan 03, 2018
jamariwolf2 please don't go without saying sumfin

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