Miravik900:


Wow!! I can do the eating depends on the cleaniness of the person involved

Miravik900:


Can 5 to 6 inches dick satisfy married woman just asking?

airminem:


You fvck married women right?!

You just confirmed to Nairaland that your Destiny is in DEEPER SH!T

Op, don't take this murdafvcker seriously. He has no sensible advice for anyone...

Of course I sleep wit married women only...for the past 6 years.they are more respectable..they respect u..they are not gold diggers unlike u single females...they don't stress u up and beg of all..I make them feel love.this is why I always pay them minimum of NGN200.00 naira.(200k)
...but as for u coz u come with stress..I can only pay u between NGN7000 naira to NGN12.000..7K TO 12K). this is becuz yor type bring stress plus bad lock!!(no oofencsse)

Peacemaker5128:
Her Puna go don suffer in the hand of Fulani DSS

Nnamdi kanu will definitely smash this ugly IPOD fat
woman prisoner...Good news for all Nigeria now is that there Basstard leader nnamdi kanu been in prison for 4 years now meaning he probably turn gay....we Hope they smash the heck outter his yansh!!(no oofencsse)

natedroid:
I met a girl I considered a good spec recently, fixed a date with her ,suggested we just go to chill and relax at my place (my sitting) since it offers more privacy, security and comfort after I drove to pick her up from her junction

But She refused and was more interested in us going to some fancy expensive restaurant or Cinema and it was almost 9pm . I had to reversed at the next junction and drive back to drop her at her gate

My concern is what if I decides to play along and take her out on a couple of dates where I’ll definitely spend 30k plus and she still refuses to follow me home or for us to package. She’s an undergraduate and lives off campus alone .

She often calls me on phone but I fear that she’s probably seeing me as her next meal ticket

Is a girl more likely to give you the cookie sooner if you use money and other stuffs to impress her ?

natedroid:
I met a girl I considered a good spec recently, fixed a date with her ,suggested we just go to chill and relax at my place (my sitting) since it offers more privacy, security and comfort after I drove to pick her up from her junction

But She refused and was more interested in us going to some fancy expensive restaurant or Cinema and it was almost 9pm . I had to reversed at the next junction and drive back to drop her at her gate

My concern is what if I decides to play along and take her out on a couple of dates where I’ll definitely spend 30k plus and she still refuses to follow me home or for us to package. She’s an undergraduate and lives off campus alone .

She often calls me on phone but I fear that she’s probably seeing me as her next meal ticket

Is a girl more likely to give you the cookie sooner if you use money and other stuffs to impress her ?

Barrister026:
I can start talking in a room filled with people, before minutes people will start trying to hold their nose. I Know it's from me, A friend always buy tomtom and give me one whenever I'm with him...it took me a long time before I got the message. Same with my body odor, I try as much to bath twice a day but whenever I sweat.i can perceive my own aroma which is not friendly.
I don't know if it's a spiritual thing, because I can't have a girlfriend for years now because of this so I opt for prostitutes, call girls And so front.
I have tried using baking soda and several toothpaste.. still same result.
This has really got a hold on my self esteem, I need help.

Sweetplum:
Abi my eyes dey see dream ni?
I saw on facebook a post where someone said Dollar to Naira is N416.
I searched Google immediately and found this.
Emefiele, Buhari, is this true?
While I was still feeling bad for Nigeria cos I just saw the exposing video of the BBC Documentary On Bandits, the dollar crash just came in.
https://www.google.com/finance/quote/USD-NGN?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwje_5eHl6n5AhXGvKQKHQevC9wQmY0JegQIAxAa

Sweetplum:

You are very stupi d.
So as you see me, na N15K I worth?
You fit pay your mum N15K to see her pants?

Sweetplum:

You are referring to your mum, sisters, unborn female kids and all females in your entire genealogy

Sweetplum:
Atiku must not win

Sweetplum:

You are referring to your mum, sisters, unborn female kids and all females in your entire genealogy

Shandelzy:
Try talking to her about the sudden change of attitude

Sweetplum:
cos we now v many chickens unfit for being responsible

plsdisvirginme:
The highest I have paid is 16,500.
This month alone I have spent almost 101,500.
The truth of the matter is that once you start sleeping with olosho, it is very hard to leave.
May God help me

siofra:


Don't let me insult you this night.

Unfortunate human.
Is it your photo I'm using

siofra:
I don't see anything wrong with it as long as she is a good mother to her kid.

Emperormartin:
After our normal knacking, Esther the Calabar girl told me to go have a steady girlfriend, marry and build on my life. That I’m a young man with bright future and I need savings.

Omoh that was the last day I had any business with olosho…

I can’t even reach Esther now as her number isn’t going. This happened in 2017.

Though I’m not yet married but I’ve stopped patronizing them. The advice really sank in.

Bro...She advise me to stop shaking like rabbit coz am nervous. .....she then said: juss sit n relax menn!

Well I tink this is good customer service thou (no oofencsse)

Allison012:
1. With this your market women english?? sorry for you (no offoience)

2. send them money through me. let me buy some good lightening body lotion.(trust me)

3. london no fit you my brother(mrcork). siofra fit manage you she is light skin(no offeince)

siofra:
Another format!!

These oyinbo dey mumu for love sha

ElasticStone:
My biro fell to the ground and after lifting a heavy stone to pick it up, I saw millions of ants there. Had to rush back to get kerosene and pour to kill them before I could pick my biro

Mufakirnaqdiun:

You and this your nairaland husband ehh, lol.

pearlbest:
Comrade this vawulence no too much like this?

plsdisvirginme:
The highest I have paid is 16,500.
This month alone I have spent almost 101,500.
The truth of the matter is that once you start sleeping with olosho, it is very hard to leave.
May God help me

Johndagr8t:


lol

Johndagr8t:
Anytime I post on nairaland and even social medias,why do people especially guys, like to call me gay?

Johndagr8t:
Anytime I post on nairaland and even social medias,why do people especially guys, like to call me gay?

Stephen2324:
Why are men loosing interest in settling down?