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Eddodoh:
Which professional course would be relevant for me with work experience in Customer Service within telecom & hospitality industries and hold HND in Cooperative Economics & Management?

u need to do ITIL, its a certificate if one wants to work in a telecom company as customer service..

Senator Ben...i admire, his good humanitarian works, but i consider some of this good deeds as strategies for 2019 presidency.. It was very, very nice of him to adopt those children..God bless him

Pat Utomi, lol.. U choose to fund their masters wen u cud hv just funded another one or two kids to university level too like ben. Why wait till the next 10 years before u cud show love to some kids. Even wen those adopted kids by ben are thru with college, they wud get a good job and prolly fund themselves to masters.

Mr Reno, God bless u, na u do well pass!

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Well my ex left me..

The painment is not even that she left, but because i had so many chances to bang her, and i didnt..

First was wen we spent the early hours of new year 2013 in one small korro like that, fing**ing and sucking ourselves only..
..no banging.

Second it was near one psp truck that....lol like that, i used her oranges for dinner that night, she sucked me..
...no banging..

Lastly it was in her bestfriend's house - a guy, while the guy was outside, i was inside with her struggling to get my thing into her virgin cunt. My thing cudnt get in cuz her thing was so tight that i spent one hour trying to solve the equation.
Finally i gave up out frustration.
The edge of my thing was already hurting me, i told her that next time, with lubrication and condom it will be smooth and quick, only to find out that there will be no next time.

She left me, i cried and begged her, not because i wanted her back but because i wanted to be the first to make her moan.

She was my first gf, and i still think about the opportunity i missed with her, tho i've moved on to a more matured lady.

Na lie o..lol

Na until u read this post u kon remember say e dey happen..

The thing is, it happens, we nigerians know it happens, but our mind doesnt use to knowledge virtually all the time. Its like we are unaware of the fact that we know it happens, yet we know it happens.

Good Morning.

8. GOOSE BUMPS ARE POINTLESS.
Many, many generations ago, when humans were much hairier, goose bumps served a useful function: They helped our ancestors’ hair stand on end in order to make them appear larger in threatening situations (the same way a cat bristles its fur when it’s scared). Today, we no longer need to stave off predators in this way—and without all the extra hair, our goose bumps are much more visible—but the response remains, which explains why goose bumps show up not only when you’re cold, but also when you’re afraid.

9. YAWNING DOESN’T WAKE US UP; IT COOLS US DOWN.
For a long time, scientists couldn’t figure out why we yawn. But new research shows that the commonly held belief that yawns help wake us up by raising oxygen levels in the bloodstream is only a myth. Instead, yawning helps us regulate the temperature of our brains. Stretching our mouths wide to yawn increases the rate of blood flow to the skull, and the cool air we breathe in changes the temperature of that blood flow, therein bringing cooler air to the brain. We yawn when we’re sleepy, therefore, because the body is warmest when we are falling asleep and first waking up. Our body temperatures drop as we fall asleep, and yawning helps quicken the process.

10. A HICCUP IS A SPASM OF YOUR DIAPHRAGM.
The diaphragm is the dome-shaped muscle that separates the chest from the abdomen and works in conjunction with the lungs to help us breathe. When you take a breath in, the diaphragm contracts, flattening and pulling downward as it does so in order to make more room in the chest cavity for the influx of oxygen. When there’s a disturbance in the nerve passageways leading from the brain to the diaphragm—which can happen by swallowing too much air, eating too quickly, or experiencing anxiety—the diaphragm spasms. You experience these spasms as hiccups.

11. BLUSHING IS CAUSED BY AN ADRENALINE RUSH.
Blushing is part of our bodies’ fight-or-flight response. When triggered by an emotion such as embarrassment or nervousness, adrenaline is released into the body. This speeds up your heart rate and dilates your blood vessels to improve blood flow. When the veins in your face dilate, they create that signature rosy glow. While it’s long been known how blushing occurs, for a long time, scientists were stumped by the reasonwhywe blush. A 2013 study indicates that blushing is an evolutionary trait. A team of Dutch psychologists found that we are more likely to forgive people who blush when admitting their transgressions, and people who blush are rated as more likable and trustworthy.

Culled from

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=72718

From hiccups to brain freeze, Nigerians are intimately familiar with many strange things their body does. The reason why these things happen, however, is a bit more elusive.

I decided to shed more light on 11 bodily processes you know well, but might not fully understand.

1. CHARLEY HORSES ARE MUSCLE SPASMS: Muscle cramps are common while exercising, but they can also strike when you least expect it (like in the middle of the night). Charley horses, which can occur in almost any muscle but are most common in the legs, are actually muscle spasms. They occur when your muscles suddenly tighten and don’t release for several minutes. These spasms can happen for any number of reasons, including poor circulation, overexertion, insufficient stretching, dehydration, or potassium deficiency.

2. ITCHINESS COMES FROM YOUR BRAIN.
It’s long been believed that humans experience itchiness so that we can keep harmful irritants—like insects—at bay (when we scratch an itch, it makes that pesky pest leave our skin). But this explanation still doesn’t answer the question ofhowyour body gets itchy. Recent research shows that when your skin comes into contact with an external irritant, it sets off a complex chain of reactions that stretch from itch receptors in your skin to your spinal cord to your brain. Nerve cells far from the irritation site release specialized molecules that tell your brain it’s time to scratch. Scratching relieves itchiness, scientists believe, because it creates a mild pain—which researchers now know is a distinct sensation from itchiness—that replaces the itch.

3. YOUR MIND ISN’T PLAYING TRICKS ON YOU WHEN YOU “SEE STARS.”
Those bright flashes and squiggly lines you see when you rub your eyes, sneeze, or stand up too fast aren’t figments of your imagination: There really are sparks of light inside your eyeballs. All cells within the human body let off light. These light emissions, called biophotons, are always present within the eye, but your brain is usually able to ignore them. However, when you apply pressure to your eyes, more biophotons are created than your brain is able to process, and as a result, you can see the light. These visible flashes are called phosphenes.

4. BRAIN FREEZE IS A RAPID-ONSET HEADACHE.
That sharp, stabbing pain in your forehead you feel when you take too big a sip of your milkshake is calledsphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia, and it’s caused when two blood vessels that bring blood to your brain (the internal carotid artery and anterior cerebral artery) expand. When something cold hits the roof of your mouth, blood is directed to that area in order to warm it back up. That sudden rush of blood causes your blood vessels to dilate (or expand), which in turn triggers pain receptors that tell your brain something is amiss.

5. YOUR TASTE IS OFF AFTER YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
There’s a good reason why orange juice (and many other things) taste terrible after you brush your teeth: Chemicals in your toothpaste mess with your taste buds. The two chemicals that cause your toothpaste to get foamy, sodium lauryl ether sulfate (SLES) and sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS), suppress the receptors on your taste buds that perceive sweetness. At the same time, SLES and SLS break down the phospholipids on the tongue that usually inhibit bitterness. In plain terms, these chemicals diminish your ability to taste sweet things while simultaneously heightening your ability to taste bitter things, a combo that wreaks havoc on your breakfast.
6. CHEWING GUM REALLY DOES HELP YOUR EARS ON AIRPLANES.
Stocking up on chewing gum before a flight has become just as routine a part of flying as the TSA line or returning your seat to its upright position. But, it turns out, chewing really does help equalize the pressure in your ears (and therefore help ease that uncomfortable or painful blocked feeling).
The reason your ears “pop” on airplanes is because air is less dense at higher altitudes. As you travel higher into the air, the air pressure outside your ears drops while the air pressure inside your ears remains the same. This causes the air in your inner ear to press against your eardrum (in an attempt to escape the inner ear and equalize the pressure). One way to help equalize the pressure is to open the Eustachian tube, a small cavity in the middle ear that connects the ears to the nose and throat. You can do this by swallowing, yawning, or—you guessed it—chewing.

7. YOU CAN BRUSH YOUR TEETH TOO HARD.
Logic may indicate that the more rigorous you are with your brushing, the better job you’re doing. However, brushing too hard or with a hard-bristled brush can actually do more harm than good. Overzealous brushing—as well as consuming acidic foods like wine, citrus, or iced tea—can cause your teeth’s enamel to wear down. This exposes the sensitive layers of your teeth and can make eating hot, cold, or sugary foods painful.

The 2016 People's Choice Awards honouring the best in entertainment across TV, films, digital and video games – as chosen by fans – took place on Wednesday, 6 January at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles.
Glee alumna Jane Lynch hosted the ceremony and major highlights of the event included Vin Diesel singing a tribute to Paul Walker and an unidentified man crashing the stage to promote rapper Kevin Gates.

It was all fun because i watch a few clips from the event on youtube before my sub was exhausted.

Check out the complete list of winners below:
Favorite TV show
The Big Bang Theory

Favorite network TV comedy
The Big Bang Theory

Favorite comedic TV actor
Jim Parsons

Favorite comedic TV actress
Melissa McCarthy

Favorite network TV drama
Grey's Anatomy

Favorite dramatic TV actor
Taylor Kinney

Favorite dramatic TV actress
Ellen Pompeo

Favorite cable TV comedy
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Favorite cable TV drama
Pretty Little Liars

Favorite cable TV actor
Kevin Hart

Favorite cable TV actress
Sasha Alexander

Favorite premium cable TV show
Homeland

Favorite premium cable TV actor
Dwayne Johnson

Favorite premium cable TV actress
Kristen Bell

Favorite TV crime drama
Person of Interest

Favorite crime drama TV actor
Nathan Fillion

Favorite crime drama TV actress
Stana Katic

Favorite network sci-fi/fantasy TV show
Beauty and the Beast

Favorite cable sci-fi/fantasy TV s
how
Outlander

Favorite sci-fi/fantasy TV actor
Jensen Ackles

Favorite sci-fi/fantasy TV actress
Caitriona Balfe

Favorite competition TV show
The Voice

Favorite daytime TV host
Ellen DeGeneres

Favorite daytime TV hosting team
The Talk

Favorite late night talk show host
Jimmy Fallon

Favorite streaming series
Orange is the New Black

Favorite actor In a new TV series
John Stamos

Favorite actress In a new TV series
Priyanka Chopra

Favorite animated TV show
The Simpsons

Favorite new TV comedy
Scream Queens

Favorite new TV drama
Supergirl

Favorite movie
Furious 7

Favorite movie actor
Channing Tatum

Favorite movie actress
Sandra Bullock

Favorite action movie
Furious 7

Favorite action movie actor
Chris Hemsworth

Favorite action movie actress
Shailene Woodley

Favorite animated movie voice
Selena Gomez

Favorite comedic movie
Pitch Perfect 2

Favorite comedic movie actor
Kevin Hart

Favorite comedic movie actress
Melissa McCarthy

Favorite dramatic movie
The Martian

Favorite dramatic movie actor
Johnny Depp

Favorite dramatic movie actress
Dakota Johnson

Favorite family movie
Minions

Favorite thriller movie
Taken 3

Favorite male artist
Ed Sheeran

Favorite female artist
Taylor Swift

Favorite group
Fifth Harmony

Favorite breakout artist
Shawn Mendes

Favorite male country artist
Blake Shelton

Favorite female country artist
Carrie Underwood

Favorite country group
Lady Antebellum

Favorite pop artist
Taylor Swift

Favorite hip-hop artist
Nicki Minaj

Favorite R&B artist
The Weeknd

Favorite album
Title by Meghan Trainor

Favorite song
"What Do You Mean?" by Justin Bieber

Favorite music icon
Madonna

Favorite social media celebrity
Britney Spears

Favorite social media star
Matt Bellassai

Favorite mobile game
Candy Crush Saga
i didnt know this game earns so much wave in the US as its doing here in Nigeria.

Favorite video game
Super Smash Bros.

Favorite YouTube star
Connor Franta

culled from

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/peoples-choice-awards-2016-winners-list-big-bang-theory-furious-7-chris-hemsworth-bag-top-1536474

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amayodimeji:
To a german or russian, humility is deceit,but ama Nigerian and my faith + ethnicity preaches humility and it awesome so id say it worth it....and real, not just in d mind of God, I cn behold it...

thats eye service my brother

adebisiema:
bro i reason with you on this, like me am so humble to the extent am exploited for it.
Am happy for being a natural, it a thing of the mind tho.

most times being natural, or shud i say original will unconciously let out traits that others wud see and say u are not humble.

2prexios:
I did, you are blessed.

amen and u too.

Humans generally do not like being reminded of things you've achieved, or about your strengths. The more you talk about those, the more you're hated. The people hating you don't even know the reason why they're hating you, and they won't even admit to themselves that they're hating you.
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It's common human psychology. People prefer to praise you, than for you to praise yourself, even if it's true. If you're the best at something, and everybody knows this (including you) . . . People are going to acknowledge this and give you credit for it, if you remain silent and pretend like you don't know you're the best at it. Humans generally prefer hearing replies like ''It's God oo'' , ''We thank God for it'', ''Wow . . . I'm surprised. I thought that other guy was going to win. He was so good. I just thank God'', etc. . .
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That's why humility is the easiest quality to fake in life. Someone wants to go into school politics, he knows he's gonna need votes, so 'somehow', he just becomes humble. Before long, you'll hear girls saying ''and that guy is humble o''. Then later, they'll say he has 'changed'. He didn't change, he just returned to his normal person! That dislike for people that praise themselves is in every human.
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How it materializes just varies atimes. For some, it spurs competition, for others, it triggers hatred, while for a few, it just brings a tingle of envy. I used to know this dude that was a very good football player. He was clearly flexible with the ball and exceptional. But when he dribbles you, be sure that sooner or later, he'll make a remark about it. However, most of the times he boasted, he usually was joking. But it takes a calm, wise and understanding person to notice this. Soon, people started attributing his skills to 'luck'. It got to a point that they simply wanted him to lose the ball, or miss a clear chance, just so that they can satisfy themselves with the thought ''mtcheeew, he's not even that good''. It's natural. In this part of the world, that's why words like ''my oga, boss, sir etc'' are now frequently used to address others. To sound 'humble', or atleast a bit 'meek'. It takes true wisdom to know a real humble person. Sometimes, the most humble people are the people that don't even look it. Humility doesn't just involve appearing humble before older people or atleast your age mates... It also covers how you treat younger ones.
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An example on what I've said (using myself) is :
I'm really down to earth (sometimes I hide this fact, 'cuz humans tend to try 'exploiting' your meekness). So, after watching the trend for a while, I decided to try this theory out. I changed purposely, and decided to start heaping praises on myself whenever the opportunity presented itself. When I did something like target a hole perfectly when others have failed, or solve a ridiculously difficult problem... I just laughed and said ''normal naah. That's how we roll. Einstein aint got shit on me''. LOL. Then I noticed that people started changing. Whenever a problem that needed to be solved came up, and I was around, people got uncomfortable. Or whenever I'm to say target something, and I miss, people got really happy, like they were praying for it to happen. Now, nobody said anything, but it was in the air. So I dropped the act and returned to my normal self. Objective achieved.
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This character is in most humans. Taming it is hard, but it is really beautiful when you can, and be actually happy for people when they do great stuff, whether they talk about it or not.
That was why when Wizkid gave 1million to his fans, some people still said ''Mtcchhheeww. N1 million? Mehn.. That's the best he can do? All these guys are stingy tho'' etc. Would you have any reason to even talk if he didn't give anything at all?.
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I'm happy 'cuz I know not everyone will read till the end. Lol.

It happens..

My ex was a virgin. It was her big curves and boobs that attracted me to her..
she close to being like tools then.

When we first hit it, i was so shocked that she had never done it before, to the extent that i almost stopped the whole sex thing that moment with her, due to a mentality that she should keep her virginity..i changed my mind after i gaze at her big boobs and hips as she laid on the bed.

Im just glad i was wise enough to deflower her then.

Now i saw her lastweek in one alhaji's car like that..

She don big die!