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Rap BattlesRe: Rate My Lyrics by Brownie333(m): 6:10pm On Apr 15
All thanks to these rappers above..
That was me when I was learning the rope, but I'm climbing ladders with scope.
I murk every whack a$$ with flows
Dishing out to crackers my dope
Now they're getting high on my supply despite how priceless my coke
When I was decentpee, but they stole my decency like a weak virgin
Life hitting me differently, through pains and sorrow I grew up to be this emCee
Now when it comes to rap? Is plenty!

Brownie (FKA Decentpee)
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Brownie333(m): 2:35pm On Mar 11
MR JIDO

Dad left when she was four
Cos mom's temper grew, and everyday seemed like a war
Felt his life was on the line, he had to be on the run
Wished he could look back cos Lord knows he was dearly in love
He stopped at The Blue Bar, lost in his thought
"Did I just leave my family behind?", he felt so disturbed
Bottles after bottles, he got drunk to stupor
Then he said himself with some faith in his voice;
Beating his chest while talking out loud with the whole of his jaws
"Jide Jido! Shey you be coward ni? Why you dey run?
So you want your daughter... to be raised by an insane mother...? I don't think you have a brain in your skull!
She would play the victim and only tell stories about all of your wrongs
Never what she had done, and in one sec, your world would revolve"
He grabbed his keys and went straight to his car carelessly parked on the road
He wouldn't bear the tale of an irresponsible father getting dragged in the mud
2 days later, we heard on the news; "a drunk driver crashed into a Truck
May his soul rest in peace, this world is really crazy you know

- Browni£
© Emeka Paul Ogboriga
11/03/2026
Poems For ReviewA Storytelling Rap Titled "MR JIDO" by Brownie333(op): 11:15am On Mar 11
MR JIDO

Dad left when she was four
Cos mom's temper grew, and everyday seemed like a war
Felt his life was on the line, he had to be on the run
Wished he could look back cos Lord knows he was dearly in love
He stopped at The Blue Bar, lost in his thought
"Did I just leave my family behind?", he felt so disturbed
Bottles after bottles, he got drunk to stupor
Then he said himself with some faith in his voice;
Beating his chest while talking out loud with the whole of his jaws
"Jide Jido! Shey you be coward ni? Why you dey run?
So you want your daughter... to be raised by an insane mother...? I don't think you have a brain in your skull!
She would play the victim and only tell stories about all of your wrongs
Never what she had done, and in one sec, your world would revolve"
He grabbed his keys and went straight to his car carelessly parked on the road
He wouldn't bear the tale of an irresponsible father getting dragged in the mud
2 days later, we heard on the news; "a drunk driver crashed into a Truck
May his soul rest in peace, this world is really crazy you know

- Browni£
© Emeka Paul Ogboriga
11/03/2026
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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Brownie333(m): 10:24pm On Jan 17
MADE MISTAKES

Too many times I resurrected from my grave mistakes

Drowned in troubled waters filled up with crocodile tears coz I shared space with snakes

Graciously faced disgrace those moments I traded fate for faith

More like searching for peace on a battlefield, I guess

More like letting my clips go n' screaming; "we don't have to raise a fist"

Encountered a fall from grace; like Tyler Perry wrote these scripts

Flipped the scriptures page by page,
hoping God would save my face
Or count me among his saints

Countless times I prayed
for miracles to come with change

Mentally got enslaved, always curious about every stuff I say

Seeking forgiveness for every move I take
that looks like damn I sinned

Till realities hit with grief; the pains I can't explain

The death of homie; Steve, I watched his body stiff

Feelings got cold, emotions started to freeze

A patient young kid with so much ambitions and dreams

Died of tuberculosis at the age of 26

Only child whose mommy barely sleeps

She prayed on mountains and hills

Fasted for days that turned into weeks

it's all over now, she just lifted a brick

Writing this from the graveyard while we're burying this king 🥲


~ Browni£ (17/01/2026)
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Brownie333(m): 8:29am On Dec 07, 2025
Bitchiamjay:
pretty death.







She dipped outta life like a phantom in the fog/
left a chalk outline pretty on the marble in the hall/
Casket closed, IG froze, ten million tears in the comments/
but the corpse still breathing, she just wanted the silence/
Phone on airplane, city on mute/
new passport taste like freedom and vermouth/
They lit candles, wrote songs, tattooed her face on they ribs/
she was three states away getting ribs with some dude who don’t exist/
Funny how death made her finally blow up/
streams in the millions while she laughing in a cup/
Graveyard shift turned superstar ghost/
every “RIP” post paid for the new whip, no boast/
She watch the funeral on a burner phone stream/
mama crying in gucci, best friend looking for the scheme/
They buried an empty box lined in satin and lies/
she was poolside in a bikini counting alibis/
Now the world got a martyr who ain’t even bleed/
and the girl they keep mourning just ordered room service at three/
Death was the ultimate flex, greatest disappearing act/
she killed who she was so the real her never gotta look back/
Resurrection on her terms, no halo, no wings/
just a new name on the lease and a couple gold rings/
They still pray for her peace while she toast to the end/
sometimes you gotta die pretty to live ugly again/
Two years deep, the myth still breathe on its own/
every Halloween her face sell masks in the stores/
Documentary dropped, Netflix paid the fam tears/
she watched episode six with a blunt and no cares/
Old friends turned prophets, quoting texts that she wrote/
turned her suicide note to a merch line of quotes/
“Forever 27” on a hoodie in gold/
she 29 now, laughin’ at the price that it sold/
City put a bench with her name by the lake/
teen girls leave flowers, cry pretty for the ‘Gram’s sake/
She drove past it slow in a whip that ain’t hers/
tinted so dark even ghosts can’t see the curves/
Ex-man still posting throwbacks every Sunday/
caption “still not over it” with a heartbreak emoji/
She almost felt bad, then remembered the fists/
death was just the cleanest way out of that abyss/
Now she dance under strobes that don’t know her old face/
new tongue, new touch, new sins, new grace/
Every time they scream her name at a candlelight vigil/
she cum in the dark to the sound of their hymnal/
They made her a saint, she became a succubus/
fed off the grief like it’s top-shelf Clicquot buzz/
The girl they keep praying for is a shell in the ground/
the one that they buried just turned the whole world into clowns/
Sometimes late night she google her own name/
smile at the headlines, then close out the page/
Death was the door, but the key was the lie/
she the only one living who can say she really died/
Dope asf!
Well painted...
She faked her death to live freely
Saw herself on big TV, façade emotions with lil pity
Such is life, that some real real shii!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Brownie333(m): 7:15am On Jun 18, 2025
Blinded[/b

She used to light up his world but now they can't find the spark/

Left him for a better guy in the hardest time of his life/

She just had to go for that life she deserves/
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Women settle for who's ready not the right man in their mind/

Hoping to fall for the ready-made but in the long run, it is a scam/

Emotions sprinkled in different hearts; still kinda in love with her ex/

Such is life, it happens in every part; a happy married life turned to a mess/

She wants to be here and there, fidelity lost its defence/

©️ Penwyse_Brownie
18/06/25
TV/MoviesRe: 15 Things You Missed In Far From Home (video) by Brownie333(m): 2:32pm On Dec 07, 2024
Gadafii:
Oga Rambo was unnecessary lousy, he just Dey shout dey bark like dog without action

As a correct drug lord you are not expected to say plenty words or even shout except on rare occasions, maybe your warehouse got bursted or lost huge sum, small thing he don dey bark dey punch peoples, even his lieutenant would have done well in that role

I imagined odunlade adekoka for that kind role, he for make sense pass

Above all the movie make sense
From the look of things, Oga rainbow doesn't seem to have a good educational background, so you don't expect such calmness from someone of his calibre. It's a dope movie, every "t" was crossed and every "I" was dotted, no stone was left unturned.. kudos to every character and the script writer
EducationOur Oversabi Is Too Much by Brownie333(op): 9:44am On Aug 04, 2024
Take a break and read it carefully.

A child will go to school by 7am and close by 5pm for five days out of the seven days in a week.
During weekends that child comes home with many assignments in all the subjects he or she is offering in school. So there won't be time to rest and play through out the weekend.
The child does that for almost four months hoping to enjoy the holidays only for schools to come up with a scam in the name of holidays lesson.
What exactly do you want to teach that child?
Dear Nigerian parents, summer holiday is a period you allow a child to experience other things in life apart from formal education.
Allow them to travel for the vacation and if you don't have money for vacation, take them to a place where they will learn new skills.
Let them go and learn how to draw, computer coding, how to play musical instruments, play football, martial art, learn business, singing, learn foreign languages etc
Allow this children to explore life.
Everytime Book book book that is why most of our youths are unemployed because they can't do any other thing apart from white collar job.

May God help and bless our children😊🙏

© Penwyse_Brownie 04/08/2024
Rap BattlesShow Your Storytelling Prowess In Rap by Brownie333(op): 9:00am On Jun 27, 2024
House, not home...


What's the cause of the beef? Is it mom and dad again up in the heat?/
He's using his knuckles to fist, having mommy to scream/
They trading words bitterly just because of the kids/
And I'm just a little boy wondering what's the profit of this?/
Dad couldn't afford the bread to get us something to eat/
But never missed drinking and smoking, calls it dose for relief/
Always cussed out mom's effort on little bucks she gets us to feed/
Wish I could play my memory out and have it turned to a clip/
Maybe Teacher Joyce will see why I bite the boy next to my seat for falling my cheese/
It's really hard growing up as a kid with so much anger in you/
Battling with depression all my life, I'm always feeling sober and blue/

- Penwyse_Brownie 27/06/24 9:00am.
CrimeRe: Some Nigerians Should Know Possession Of Latest Cars And Phones Is Not A Goal by Brownie333(op): 12:23pm On Feb 06, 2022
mccloud224:
All these holier than thou posters sef...if latest cars and luxuries of life isn't the goal then what is? You didn't state that but delved into 12 Iphones a dog has. Let me break it down for you..

Everyone wants MORE!

The Bsc holder wants an MSC. The guy in the Nissan wants a Benz. The Alfa wants to be an Imam. The couple who own a duplex are dreaming of building a housing estate. The Buddhist monk on a high spiritual earthly level wants to get beyond the much higher level in the astral realm and become a god!!!

I think you are speaking out of spite. There is someone out there probably oppressing you with 2023 range rover velar,taking out that chick you admire so much and you summed him up as one of those ritualists we read up on in nairaland...How petty of you.

Get over it.
Maybe you’re dead to the society and the latest happenings but the point still remains and in a word, it means the main purpose of technology is make life a bit easy for us. It doesn’t worth sacrificing a whole human to get what other humans created!
CrimeRe: Some Nigerians Should Know Possession Of Latest Cars And Phones Is Not A Goal by Brownie333(op): 11:14am On Feb 05, 2022
elrufiason:
True.
I know of a guy that schools at Delta State, using iPhone 12, but his family is owing rent, his parents have been issued a quit notice for rent of 450k annually.

Some people are so stupid.
This is happening everyday bro... I used to tell people that “poverty is a state of mind”... some poor men had actually hit huge amount of money before with their poor mentality they got it lavished
CrimeRe: Some Nigerians Should Know Possession Of Latest Cars And Phones Is Not A Goal by Brownie333(op): 11:10am On Feb 05, 2022
yuping:
lipsrsealed if a man can prioritize is need from is want is life would be smooth and he will enjoy it.
No lies bro. But many can’t even differentiate between their needs and wants
CrimeSome Nigerians Should Know Possession Of Latest Cars And Phones Is Not A Goal by Brownie333(op): 10:10am On Feb 05, 2022
You see, you need to go to some certain places in life to see how useless those things you feel you need to sacrifice a whole human being to possess.
I guess in one way or the other you must have heard about a man who bought 7 latest iPhones for his DOG. Sure, most people called him an unreasonable man, some even tagged him “foolish” especially the poor and wretched ones. But the truth is; “he’s an eye opener” to things many have been really blind to.
He wasn’t a fool neither was he out of his mind, he was only showing you how valueless some things we find luxurious here in Nigeria really are in some certain part of the world.
Well, I’m not surprised since Nigeria is one of the countries that 24hrs electricity is a luxury lol, what poorest of the poor folks get in European countries.
So why won’t you see possession of latest phones and cars as an achievement or a goal while folks in developed countries only see
them as things to make life a bit easier for them?

©️ Emeka Paul Ogboriga (Brownie)
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Brownie333(m): 6:58pm On Dec 22, 2021
All I see these days is LONELY DITWITS with BROKEN SPIRITS bragging over STOLEN LYRICS, claiming they BOLDLY DID IT.
THE FUNNY THING IS, IT’S FOLLY GIMMICKS.
how can you say you write divine without the help of HOLY SPIRIT? When I can PROLLY SEE IT, you’re incompetent like a man with WATERY SEMEN/ - Brownie
CelebritiesRe: Fan Offers His Girlfriend To Wizkid During Show by Brownie333(m): 12:10am On Dec 22, 2021
Nah hin be the girl papa wey she dey dash am out ? grin grin
RomanceRe: Toasting Is My Biggest Problem by Brownie333(m): 12:06am On Dec 22, 2021
Gadiola2:
I'm in my early 20's, and I can't relate to girls......I always have this negative feeling whenever i'm around them, sometimes I think that I might not really know what to say to start a conversation.....most of the times i start a conversation and don't know how to conclude it.

It has really affected me socially, especially in the school community, some of my guys could just be talking to a group of girls, and if I show up i won't even be able to stare at them for a few seconds, I will just disappear and find one isolated place to stay.

I know people will tell me to concentrate on my studies or make money but it's not all about that...... your social life also matters.
I don't know how to explain my situation better than this ...Abeg i need help
I can’t believe vsome guys still battle with this nonsense in 21st century when relating with girls this days is as easy as ABC. Nah inferiority complex Dey affect you no be all this one Wey you list down. If you’re not shy you can speak or have conversations with anybody irrespective of their gender ��‍♂️
FoodRe: Is Kapadoccia the Most Beautiful Restaurant In Lagos? by Brownie333(m): 7:57pm On Dec 20, 2021
Where is this kapadoccia in Lagos?
FoodRe: Is Kapadoccia the Most Beautiful Restaurant In Lagos? by Brownie333(m): 5:18pm On Dec 20, 2021
Kriss216:
On a beer budgethuh
Lmao, Guy!
LiteratureNot Safe. by Brownie333(op): 3:41pm On Dec 09, 2021
Not safe (a poem by me)

So easy to hide the pain within Cos all it takes is a fake smile...
Wish we could talk for a minute but no, let’s just save time...
Does future really exist? Or it’s just a length of years of failed plans...?
Why is it always mourning instead of morning? why haven’t I seen a brighter day despite keeping late nights?
Everyday; same plights, same cries of a layman..
Sometimes I feel I’ve spent a day twice.
One of my homie says; “stay nice, it pays fam!”
But every time I’m let down being a Samaritan on this unsafe side.

- Penwise Brownie

Tell me how you feel about this you can also drop yours if you’re inspired by this. Thank you

CelebritiesRe: Mabel Makun Holds Isolation Birthday. AY Celebrates His Wife by Brownie333(m): 9:14am On Mar 31, 2020
justnock:
Love + Money is always fantastic.
grin grin grin
I tell you grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus - The Game Changer. (prophecy) by Brownie333(op): 12:36am On Mar 29, 2020
OKOATA:
Bro if you like preach from morning till night they won’t hear or listen, it’s been long I been to church, I don’t even go to church anymore because of the hypocrisy, after church you will still see the so called Christian visiting herbalist etc. I am more spiritual now and my eyes are opened. I was arguing with a guy about these things you wrote, then I asked him two questions, who wrote the Bible and can you show me a photo of Jesus? because even the so called Aristotle Before the birth of Christ still have his image or statue till today but what about the photo of Jesus, none. Am not saying Jesus doesn’t exist but let we Christians start using our brains instead of following a mere mortal man of God. If you don’t pay tithe you will go to hell, Bull shit.
I used to be a strong Christian and I still believe so much in God/Mother nature but now I am more spiritual and don’t even believe all the stories in the Bible especially the hell fire story which is nothing but lies and fear to hold the gullible down. Let those gullible people keep following the fake ass pastors, asking for tithe but can’t help with needs and money even to their own members during this period is way more than evil with all the money they have amazed and acquired, yet they are still greedy as fvck and some gullible ones will still give them. Bro leave them let them keep suffering in their gullibility.
All well said but how does Bible becomes untrue through this, bro? Cos it actually preaches against false prophets and their fake prophecies
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Share Your Experience Staying At Home by Brownie333(m): 12:30am On Mar 29, 2020
Been reading books all day, building my mind. I just hope this doesn’t last a month Cos if it does, starvation would an other problem of Nigeria on its own.
RomanceRe: She Said She Can't Date Me Because "I'm Too Clean". What Do I Do? by Brownie333(m): 12:22am On Mar 29, 2020
Imagine, “you too clean?”, I guess she is a Yoruba girl.... grin grin may l run before this pipo take it to the head
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus - The Game Changer. (prophecy) by Brownie333(op): 8:19pm On Mar 28, 2020
grandlexuz:
Nice write up. Certainly what lots of folks dont want to hear.
Is just so sad some are religiously gullible. angry
Christianity EtcCoronavirus - The Game Changer. (prophecy) by Brownie333(op): 5:48pm On Mar 28, 2020
The truth one could ever tell you. Be wise and beware of false pastors and their fake prophecies.

Coronavirus: The Game Changer

Like it or not, Coronavirus is the game changer. It will still be talked about for years to come. It has demystified a lot of things, the greatest of which is our brand of religion and in particular, Christianity.
Most of what we do in God's name are fake, manipulative, lies.
The brand of Christianity I see us practicing especially in Africa needs overhauling. It is this type of Christianity that breeds atheism.
Let's talk about prophecy today.
After this whole issue on coronavirus, if our understanding of prophecy does not change, then we are irredeemable.
Coronavirus has demystified the brand of prophecies some pastors feed the people with. I know some of you will still argue, but argue from now till anytime you so wish, the brand of prophecies among most African ministers and pastors, are fake.
Unfortunately, they have held most of you in bondage that even when you see the truth, you will still find a way to give excuses for them and by that doing, you are urging them to continue in their deceptions and lies.
Have you ever ask yourself how we got to this point in Christianity where you needed to wait until 31st December so as to hear from the "man of God" what God is saying concerning the next year?
Have you ever ask how we got to this point in which God will have to speak to a "prophet" to tell us if we are going to get a car this year or not or if our political party preparing to rig election will win the election or not?
A friend of mine because she is so beautiful and because she likes fashion and will often dress like what people call "runsgirl", a pastor saw her and told her, "God says those abortion pills you are taking, stop it or you will die." Yet the girl is a virgin and have never touched any abortion pills.
How can someone use God's name to lie and you people will still call him "man of God?" Are you sure some of you are not under a spell?
I will give you another example, this time it was about me.
I once dressed so well to a particular church during my holidays in Nigeria. That was two years ago. I accompanied a friend to a program. As I was just stepping into the church, the pastor looked at me and said "I prophecy, this year you will get married." He kept pointing at me, sincerely I had to look back to be sure he is talking about me, because if only he knew I am a priest. It is two years now and I have not found a wife.
Again, most of you may have heard about the "prophet" who is making headlines because he prophesied that Coronavirus will end on 27th of March, which is today. Well, that Coronavirus will end is a fact that does not need any prophecy, but that it will end on 27th is another story.
The funniest part is that, people will still make excuses for him. Imagine prophesying that it will rain during raining season. That is how much we play using God's name.
I think it is important we understand that,
Prophecy is not about prediction of future. Prophets DO NOT merely predict or foretell the future.
Some of those we call prophets today are not prophet in the true sense of the word, they may just be soothsayers or wizards, those practicing divination and magic, augury and enchantment, use of charms and spell etc. If you read Deuteronomy 18:9-11, the bible warns strongly against these things.
What makes a prophet is that he is the mouthpiece of God. He is responsible for communicating to the people exactly what the Lord has told him to.
It is not what he thinks. It is not how he feels. It is not guess work. It is not gambling. It must be God's words. And as such it must be true. It is true to say, God's words may be about the past, present or future. This is why it is wrong to restrict prophecy to prediction. For predicting the future does not make you a prophet since you may not be speaking for God.
We have been greatly deceived. All those that prophesied to you at last year's cross over night that before the end of March this year, you will get your Visa and travel to USA. The prophet did not see the travel bans. He did not see Coronavirus. After shouting the sort of "Amen" that took your voice, see your life now, today you are struggling to stay alive and Visa is the last thing in your mind. And march is already ending o. And I am sure you will still go and pay tithe. Free yourself from this nonsense!
How do you people see God? As one jobless fellow going about revealing to your "prophet" to tell you who among the two men you are having affair with will marry you? Or who will die in accident or who will win lottery?
Christianity has never been about prediction as some self acclaimed prophets will want you to believe. Learn a lesson today from this Coronavirus case. None of them saw it. Christianity is rather about salvation, founded in Love and Faith whether in good health, sickness or in death.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/2149201088529601/posts/2779155055534198/?app=fbl
SportsRe: Most Active Football Players On Social Media by Brownie333(m): 9:30am On Mar 14, 2020
iammo:
cool




Awon Slay King.... Messi no too get time as a serious G.O.A.T


.
grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Coronavirus: Trump Declares National Emergency by Brownie333(m): 10:00pm On Mar 13, 2020
Sweetcollins:
Huh
However, I was unreliably informed today that the vaccine has been found...
Maurice Iwu are you the one doing wellhuh
Where?? huh
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Rejects His Proposal. He Collected The Shoes & Food He Bought For Her by Brownie333(m): 9:39pm On Feb 24, 2020
OgbanjeProphet:
I stand firmly with that guy biko.

If you don't like him, don't accept his gifts.

If na me, I for collect the cloths join grin
You dey vex o grin grin Mad o
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys Patek Philippe Diamond Watch Worth 6m For Chioma As Early Val’ Gift by Brownie333(m): 4:46pm On Feb 05, 2020
Shey na you OBO, fire on!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Salary For Arik Air Workers by Brownie333(m): 3:16pm On Jan 22, 2020
payperpost:
I want them to employ my wife as a air hostess, she's pretty, even if they snatch her from me, at least she will escape from poverty.
�� this guy eh grin grin
PoliticsRe: Raila Odinga Mocked Nigeria Over Corruption by Brownie333(m): 2:17pm On Jan 27, 2019
Anamekele:
We need to support PMB to fight corruption biko
this person is one of the problems we have in this country , goat!

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