₦airaland Forum

ybalogs:
As crazy as this looks like,should a father share the breast with the baby?Obviously, he's not used to the milk coming out of the breast which of course is provided for the baby by design.Hence ,I totally think it's very wrong.

atilla:
Seems Davido is the hottest celebrity on nairaland these days. Well done to him for investing in a house

Love Machine:
Some babes had use their perky breasts to rub against my body when i was in the bus with them and i didt complain because i felt they were into me.Some of you ladies can harrass guyz sexually and nothing will happen,but when the same thing is done to you you will start complaining.

drss2:
d dullard is sick, yet they ar saying he's on vacation who goes on vacation in d beginning of a new year when pipul ar just resuming for work
one tin dat would bury dis daura directionless govt is their own lies.

MadeInSpain2015:
This is true life story of my life,for those who want to traved by road to abroad.One day,I decided to traved to abroad by road with full determination,I optain my international passport,and move from nigeria to cotonu,I spend 4days in cotonu before I get where I can get abidjan bus,I board to abidjan from cotonu,on my way going to abidjan we passed Togo and Ghana before we arrive in abidjan, the bus drop us in Temidire,I don't know anybody in this country starting to sleep in the Temidire mosqee,after some month,I take the Map of africa and later see that after abidjan is liberia,so I deside to come back to cotonu,when I got to cotonu I board a bus going to Bamako in mali,on my way to Mali we pass burkina fazo,we drop in ouwagadugu to rest and continuw to Mali,when I got to Mali,I meet a nigerian guy on road he told me that he we help me book ticket to Mauritania,and I don't have the tkt money with me,I have to hustle in bamako to complete my tkt money to mauritania,after some years I got the furking money in Bamako and I wait till the guy come back from mauritania,I have collect his number in d first time I meet him,so we use to talk on phone till he came back to mali,I spend a years in bamako b4 I race the complete tkt money.so I board to mauritania,that is my first time to enter fligth,we arrive in noarkchott maritania,its 1hour 10minit flight from Bamako to Noarckchot, when I arrive,I don't know anybody accept the guy that help me book the tkt in Bamako,don't forget that he is d one book the ticket for me when come back from mauritania,so,I land in mauritania and I don't speak arab or fresh,ii call taxi and tell him nigeria nigeria nigeria,the taxi man start to talk in there own language,and take me to one area that called 6eme and I meet a lot of nigerians huslling,called the peopleks dat passing the area to come and barbe there hair,this is the first country I never see in my life,if you see some1 dat have hair,u we go to him and tell him to come and barbe.so I start to learn how to barbe,after some month, I have know how to barbe hair,I hustle 3years in mauritania,after 3years I decide to move forward I move from noarckchott to noardibou,noardibou is the second capital of maritania,so when I enter noardibou,I ask peoples bcs I have start to speak fresh already,about the conection to Spain,after some Month,I connect with the ppl's that pussing boat so I paid 1500euro,after some week,I have tied about the connection,they will just tell us tommoro we move next tommoro we move.1day den just come in the mid nigth take us to noardibou seaside and give us life jaket and everybody wear it and den told us that make we see that yellow ligth on top of the sea,dat is where our boat is,heee I say I don die today,my brother,intime of get riched or die,I respect IBO ooo,Ndigbo,Hmnmmmm...b4 the man talk finished,ibo,senega,maligambia,sieralione,togo,malian @pls way we paid the connection together don enter water,swinming to where there yellow ligth day in mid nigth,,,hey,Mologun,Ori iyami oooo,one Ibo boi way heard watin I said anwser me taloran eee wa,my brother I con think how may heard I barb e before I see 1500euro and how many years I spend,I just enter water with them,so,after some 5minit every body don get inside the fibre boat,that is D where our jorned start....watch out for past 2....All of us enter inside the fibre boat and start the jorned in d mid nigth,that is my first time to know that there is local road and international road on the sea,we live local road after 1days and joined the international road,where cargo ship is passing,and in d time we got to international road the wave is more higher than before,so everybody start to pray to God,bcs if we meet cargo ship on the international road everybody must fall into D sea,so we go deply inside the Sea,,after 4days on the sea,there is know food and water inside our boat,all the food and water is finished,and we continuw our jorned,we have one engine that called compass,we use to use it to read how many miles its remining to got to spain,and the compass is already spoil coz water as spoil it,so we don't have anything to direct us again,we just dey go,con see how shark different fish dey follow us like say if monkey see banana,but thanks to God nothing do us till 5days in atlantic ocean,after 5day on d Sea,we just see one fligth droping some thing inside the sea,just sound like banga,and the fligth we just go like 5mint and come back again and do disameting,we con stop,we drop ancor and the ancor know even stop the boat,we just dey go up and down,like 2hours we stilll dey there,we just see one helicopter come to where our boat is,rounding our boat like 3time,and stop untop of our boat,some1 just come down with rope drop us food...my fellow nigerian,we dey suffer here in africa make God help us,our body don dey met the skin dey commont like rubber,we take food and eat and the helicopter juSt go,some mint later we just see one ship,den wrote MORITINO+on the Ship,den take everybody iniside the boat to there own boat,give us another food and water,den con dey speak spanish and D senegal man way drive our boat said we are missed road and we not fashing any africa or euro country,,we are going to america,he said if we spend anothe 1 or 2days more in the sea,everybody must Die,so all of us eat and sleep inside the ship,after some hours,we just open our eyes,see a lot of peoples waiting for us,in a City called...Las palmas De Cran Canarians...when we got down on d ship,then just starting to snap us with there camera,den give us cloth and we change our cloth and den carry us to there policia station,after den ask me where I came from,and the connetion man told us that if then ask for our nationality,make we know tell them that we are Nigerian ,cos if we said we are from nigerian den we deport us to nigerian,so,I tell them that am from siera leone and den ask my name I told them that am S.oladimeji,I don't know that the name is already tell them that am nigerian,so den carry us to camp,we I spend 42days,after 42days in Camp then just dey call us 1by 1,I meet different ppls in d camp,different country...so den take us to airport again in cran canarianS,we just think that we are back to nigerian or to another City,we spend 5 to 6hours in d fligth,when we arrive,on the way get down in the city we saw @less 1000policia. Waiting for us @airport...in Malaga airport,from we think den are going to leave us,but den still take us to another camp again,spend another 7days in d place before our Deportation, we just saw a man,then say that the man is ambassardo to nigerian embassy in spain...sing our deportation document. After 6 (o 7hours we just see muritala airport...in nigerian.,..watch OUt for another Experience in Morroco,Egypt,Libya,Tunis and algeria after the deportaion...

Shortyy:
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And give credit to the original owner right?

ojimbo:
I love this tree

erico2k2:
This investment has no insurable risk, this is how I valuate any venture Im about to deep my hands into

JeffreyJamez:
What does MMM Invest in? ....pay money into a strangers account and wait for an admin to tell someone to pay money to you?...is that an investment?....Where is MMM's office located?...Who are MMM Staffs?..What is MMM hotline in case of problems?

cosade:
MMM is not an investment platform but a donation platform. All participants foolishly signed up on this. Participants agreed to provide help directly to each other in the community. These are clearly stated on MMM website, see attached screenshots.

No participant can successfully win any legal action against MMM (Chuddy and co.)

Participants should just write off their losses and move on. Next time they shouldn't be greedy and/or gullible.
It is called a donation platform, but in real sense it is an investment platform, what is an investment? investment

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[in-vest-muh nt] 

noun

1.

the investing of money or capital in order togain profitable returns, as interest, income,or appreciation in value.

that is the dictionary defination,every one that puts thier money in the scheme is not doing it for altruistic purposes, but purely for the 30%profit that will come to them,if there was no profit attached,I bet you nobody or just a few selfless individuals would give it a second looking,that is the reason,people disregarded the warning to invest with thier spare money ,went and withdrew all thier money or even borrowed to invest because the profit margin is higher than what banks are offering.man is naturally greedy, in every investment you make,what should occupy your mind is what you stand to gain,then weigh it against the risk invoved,then you can make an informed decision.

JeffreyJamez:
If someone as seemly educated as you are is involved in a scheme like this then I need to speed up my Visa processing because there is truly no hope for Nigeria.

Good luck with your PH and GH

policy12:
Na them Afonjas.. .

Corrinthians:
Doesnt this woman have comb or a mirror at home?


By the way, Ive been trying to wrap my heead around this image for weeks, all in vain. Saw it on cnn. Can someone please help me explain what exactly the Holy father is doing?

DozieInc:
Beautiful, world class stadiim